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Jokes Etc / Re: Most FUNNY: AKPOS & His PRINCIPAL by mamachi(f): 8:48pm On Apr 23, 2013
cheesycheesy na d principal silly pass lol!
Family / Re: Jiroemon Kimura, The World’s Oldest Person Is 116 by mamachi(f): 8:16pm On Apr 23, 2013
my grandma is even older than she is. Dats a big lie!
Family / Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by mamachi(f): 2:09pm On Jun 08, 2012
Ogamgil: Name follow people. Dont lik linda, patience, comfort, charity, calista, agnes, helen, uchenna.
u are nt really serious abt agnes are u? If only u know wat d name agnes means
Family / Re: Names You Can Never Give Your Child? by mamachi(f): 1:59pm On Jun 08, 2012
matoyeh: hahahah
CHICHI
DON SIMEON
JONATHAN EBELE
chichi is only an abreviation for some names besides wat is wrong wit d name CHICHI
Phones / Re: MTN Nigeria GPRS [Includes Configuration Settings] by mamachi(f): 10:28am On Jun 09, 2011
Plz i need tips on how 2 configure my nokia phone free internet browsing. Contact me @ Chibabe2k1o@yahoo.com
Romance / Re: How Do You Make Someone Lose Interest In You? by mamachi(f): 4:57pm On Oct 11, 2010
negative attitude will simply do it!!!!!!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Do You Love This Man? (picture included) by mamachi(f): 2:37pm On Sep 24, 2010
@ Aruoture na jealousy dey worry u smiley
y u dey drink panado 4 another person headache
Jokes Etc / Re: Do You Love This Man? (picture included) by mamachi(f): 12:52pm On Sep 23, 2010
yea. Becoz he would be mine alone nd no one else
Forum Games / Re: Movie Names A-Z (Game) by mamachi(f): 9:57am On Mar 11, 2010
cat woman
Forum Games / Re: ╚►will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by mamachi(f): 11:45am On Mar 10, 2010
God Forbid[size=8pt][/size]
Forum Games / Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by mamachi(f): 11:41am On Mar 10, 2010
I like mr. crankkies so!!!!!!!!! very!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! much
can smone pls!!!!!!! tell him dat?
Nairaland / General / Re: Let's Chat In Igbo Language by mamachi(f): 11:32am On Mar 10, 2010
Wats otutu?
@oge4real
my mama say abi Ibo
Otutu simply means "morninig"
Forum Games / Re: What's On Your Mind (remix)? by mamachi(f): 10:47am On Mar 09, 2010
angry am about breaking smbody's heart
Nairaland / General / Let's Chat In Igbo Language by mamachi(f): 10:58am On Mar 08, 2010
action!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
otutu oma
Forum Games / Re: Share Your One Liner Jokes by mamachi(f): 10:49am On Mar 08, 2010
johny "dad I want to settle down"
dad "good, so who's on your mind"
johny " your mother"
dad "(suprised) do want to marry your grandmother?"
johny " why not, afterall you married my mother"
Romance / Re: Love Poems! by mamachi(f): 10:34am On Mar 08, 2010
In the loneliness of the night
When all is calm and the angels sleep I reflect,
I reflect in the sins of my life
Watching the years of poisoning seed I reflect,
Oceans of fire burning my sins
Oceans of fire burning with me
Throughout times of creation and despair
My soul keeps wandering in a dream I reflect,
Searching for a place in the sky
The place where only the ancients lie I reflect,
Oceans of fire burning my sins
Oceans of fire burning with me
I know death is coming soon and keeps smiling
In the burning shadows of the eternal silence
Where mortals have no pride or the art of dying
So let me die and pray for the eternal fire
Burning my sins
Burning my past
Burning me at last
Fire
Thy Oceans
Thy Oceans on fire
An inevitable collision course with the persevering performances of all the researchers of progressive & supreme apocalyptic art
Forum Games / Re: Countries And Capitals by mamachi(f): 10:26am On Mar 08, 2010
afghanistan = kabul
Forum Games / Re: Countries And Capitals by mamachi(f): 10:24am On Mar 08, 2010
angola = luanda
Romance / Re: Love Poems! by mamachi(f): 10:23am On Mar 08, 2010
afghanistan = kabul
Forum Games / Re: Give The Nairalander Above You A Pet Name by mamachi(f): 10:12am On Mar 08, 2010
spicy
Forum Games / Re: 1 Or 2 by mamachi(f): 10:38am On Mar 05, 2010
I no dey carry last 156 or 157
Nairaland / General / Re: It's Not A Crime To Be Ugly And We Ugly Girls Need Some Love! by mamachi(f): 11:16am On Mar 04, 2010
@ mr crackkles.
that shldnt be a problem.
Nairaland / General / Re: It's Not A Crime To Be Ugly And We Ugly Girls Need Some Love! by mamachi(f): 11:00am On Mar 04, 2010
@ mrcrackkles
can u plsssssssssss describe in 2 sencences "An ugly chic" ? and I will tel u why u are wrong.
Nairaland / General / Re: It's Not A Crime To Be Ugly And We Ugly Girls Need Some Love! by mamachi(f): 10:46am On Mar 03, 2010
I dnt believe in ugliness. coz in every person I beliece there is smthing beautiful.
Condeming ugly girls is like blaming God for his creation
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Addiction ? The Things You Can't Go A Day Without ? by mamachi(f): 10:28am On Mar 03, 2010
am addicted to facebook
Romance / Re: Pls Advice! My Boss Is In Luv With Me by mamachi(f): 10:10am On Feb 10, 2010
Money is not eveything remember money is the root of all evil.
dnt go dating your boss because you do not want 2 loose ur job. pls dont give in to her advances. For the sake of the love u have have 4 ur girl.
Jokes Etc / Re: New Word Added To D Oxford Dictionary. by mamachi(f): 9:52am On Feb 10, 2010
interesting.
our politicians are all TURAI
Romance / Would You Attend An Ex's Wedding by mamachi(f): 12:19pm On Feb 09, 2010
Y not. If was invited.
Not every relationship actually leads 2 marriage. is not a do or die affair. Simple,
Jokes Etc / Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by mamachi(f): 11:47am On Nov 18, 2009
John went to an Indian village. He did not know even a single word of Hindi. When he was crossing a lane, he collided with Indian women who did not know a single word of English.
Polite Englishman, repenting on the mis-happening, said, "Sorry for that,"
The embarrassed and angry Indian women replied,
"Badtamiz?ek toh takrata hai aur upar se bolta hai saree phar de
Jokes Etc / Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by mamachi(f): 11:26am On Nov 18, 2009
An engineer died. He was taken to heaven. However, later on, it was realized that there was a mistake and he would have to be sent to hell.
Engineer was not happy with the living condition of hell. He started working on infrastructure. He erected great buildings, installed ACs in rooms, water supply, hygiene, and life in hell became really exciting.
One day, St Peter called up Satan and asked how life was going on in hell. Satan: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
St Peter said, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan: "What nonsense." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
St Peter said, "Satan, you have to understand that, send him to heaven or I will sue you"
Satan laughed uproariously and replied, "We have all the lawyers here!"
Education / Re: Dumped Because She Had A 3rd Class by mamachi(f): 11:17am On Nov 14, 2009
angry The gai in question must be an "IDIOT" is not man enough 2 tell her to her face dat he's tired of the r/ship coz he knows dat now she's true with school the next thing is marriage. In fact is an "[size=8pt]UNSCRUPULOUS ELEMENT[/size]"
Literature / Re: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by mamachi(f): 10:57am On Nov 14, 2009
Re: Which Books Are You Currently Reading?

"BEYOND PARDON" A must read
this book is about a man who abandons his pretty and kids and falls in love with a bored queen out of pity . . . .

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