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12large:
mama gee you are a born fool. kanu is not the most decorated etoo is. wikipedia is living in the past. kanu should have retired since 2007 the guy is just living off atlanta 1996 glory because other than that he has done nothing he is not even a nigeria senior team legend, since 1994 when he made his debut against sweden to 2010 kanu have scored only 13goals and 10 assists how poor can a striker be. kanu will not play any game again this season and he has scored only few goals but if lars take him he is just silly.

[color=deeppink]And you're a Spunktard, Your Opinion: Etoo is the Most Decorated African Player.

Fact: Nwankwo Kanu is the Most Decorated African Player.[/color]

www.wikipedia.org

[quote author=metal-gong link=topic=440516.msg5988857#msg5988857 date=1272841078]Are you not even ashamed that you have already gone senile at your age.
Better go back to the romantic section where you can post your two liners with a retarded and epileptic brain.[/quote][color=deeppink]Cry Baby, Cry. . .Continue whining cause my opinion still stands.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Who still listens to Ojukwu these days?
Isn't it obvious his brain isn't working the way it used to?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Come May 22, the dream will end for most ladies who desire the handsome actor, Mike Ezunronye as hubby as he will be having his traditional marriage on that day. The lucky lady is a medical psychologist called Nkechi.

Ezunronye who had promised us last year that he would get married soon made good his promise as he will be performing the traditional wedding rites with his woman who recently relocated from Canada to Nigeria (Owerri, Imo State). The dates for the white wedding and other festivities that will follow will be announced later.

The actor who spoke with Showbiznow on phone concerning the wedding said he does not want much noise on the wedding because he’s a quiet person. We hope Mike hasn’t forgotten the age-long saying that a golden fish has no hiding place.

Born Michael Ezuruonye in Lagos in the 70s, Mike attended Archbishop Aggey Memorial Secondary School before proceeding to Nnamdi Azikiwe University to obtain a degree in Accounting.

Right from primary school, Michael showed a keen interest in television. He worked behind the camera writing scripts on Clapper Board Television as he matured.

He was buying fuel at a gas station when he was spotted by Ruke Amata of the Amata Dynasty and this happy coincidence set him on track to pursue his cherished dream of becoming an actor.
Nicknamed Fair Mike, the handsome actor quickly proved his talent and capabilities to convince some of the most influential decision makers in Nollywood, namely Director Aquilla Njamah and Producer Emem Isong to give him a chance.[/color]

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/showpiece/2010/may/02/showpiece-02-05-2010-001.htm

[color=deeppink]^^You're Crazy, Do a little research on him on wikipedia.org.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Genevieve Nnaji has got Class which I don't see in Ini Edo.[/color]

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[color=deeppink]^^Oh my gosh, thanks for bringing that to my notice. . .I really didn't notice my name was on there. . .You know I copied and pasted it.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Super Eagles' captain, Nwankwo Kanu, holds the enviable record of being Africa's all-time most decorated footballer. The leggy forward with legendary skills, hit the limelight in 1993, when he featured prominently in the Golden Eaglets' squad that won the FIFA Under-17 World Championship trophy in Japan, the second time by the Nigerian cadet team. He went ahead to captain the famous Dream Team, Nigeria's Under-23 team, to win gold at the Olympics held in Atlanta, United States in 1996.

His exploits in the round leather game has also seen him winning the Dutch League as well as the prestigious European Champions League shield with Ajax Amsterdam FC of Holland and the English Premier League with Arsenal. He has lifted the glamorous English FA Cup twice with Arsenal and Portsmouth.

The Abia State-born footballer, who began his professional career with Iwuanyanwu Nationale of Owerri, has featured in six editions of the Africa Cup of Nations with three bronze medals to show for his efforts. He has played at two World Cup finals - France '98 and Korea/Japan 2002.

However, his ambition to make his third appearance at the mundial in South Africa in June has been variously put to question by experts and stakeholders in the game. One of the strong voices that believe the Portsmouth of England lanky forward has overstayed his welcome in the national team after more than a decade is former Green Eagles' player and coach, Kelechi Emeteole.

“An athlete's strength goes down as he gets older. For instance, we all knew Nwankwo Kanu right from the early 90s to early part of 2000s when he was doing well. Now that he's ageing, he's no longer the Kanu we used to know. It's time for him to quit the stage for younger players to takeover. That is the practice in so many other countries all over the world,” Emeteole submitted in an exclusive interview with Saturday Sunsports.

“If you look at the current squad of Brazil, you will find out that the oldest player there is Lucio; the other ones are young players. And just watch out, after the World Cup, Lucio will retire from the Brazil national team. But players like Kanu have refused to quit the national team after more than a decade because we still worship them.

“I'm not saying that we should not give them their dues for their contributions to the country. We have to recognise their contributions, but then tell them, gentlemen, you have done your best for the country, it's time for you to bow out honourably so that younger ones can continue with the service to the nation,” the Heartland FC of Owerri went on.
“Modern football requires good fighting spirit, speed, strength, skills, endurance and so on. All these are basically the attributes of a youth. Kanu is not ready to battle with anybody on the pitch. He's not ready to run or mark opponents for ball possession. We know that some years back, he and the other older players in the team used to do that, but now, they can no longer do that.

“Some of us once played for Nigeria. When you see Emma Okala now, he wears eyeglasses. You would hardly know that he once played football except you knew him in his active days in the game. Ditto for Christian Chukwu and my humble self. In my playing days, I was popularly known as Caterpillar, but now, I'm just a wheelbarrow.
“Previously, while coaching, I used to demonstrate what I wanted the players to do practically, but nowadays, I only tell the players what to do. We only impart the knowledge to the players based on the experience one gathered in his playing days. And the players, with their fresh energy, will make use of the advice to succeed. It's as simple as that because the headmaster was once a schoolboy.

“When you are a headmaster, you should be able to guide the schoolboys. The intelligent ones among the players don't look down on their coaches' experiences.
“I don't have anything against the older players in the Super Eagles, I'm only trying to tell them the truth. If people like us retired from the national team, they too should retire and give the younger players the opportunity to serve the country too.
“I would be disappointed if at the end of the day, Lagerback takes the likes of Kanu to the World Cup. It's not good for us to wash our dirty linens in the public. Kanu grew up in Owerri and I know him very well. He cannot tell me that in 1993, he was 16 years old when he played in the Golden Eaglets team that won the FIFA Under-17 World Championship in Japan. Even if he was 16 then, between that time and now, is about 17 years.

“But we all know that he was about 21 years in 1993. If you add 21 to 17, his real age should be about 38 years by now. That's why I think it's time for him to quit the national team honourably now the ovation is still loud.
“He can only go to the World Cup in South Africa to play a similar role to the one Stephen Keshi played in the Super Eagles' team to the World Cup in the United States in 1994. You would recall that the then Super Eagles' players respected Keshi a lot. So, he was helping the coach to put the players together.
“Kanu can equally play the same role in the Eagles' squad to South Africa and not to go and be struggling with younger players from Argentina, Korea and Greece for the ball on the pitch. We'll be deceiving ourselves if that should happen,” Emeteole concluded.[/color]

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/sportsonthehour/2010/may/01/sportsbreak-01-05-2010-001.htm

[color=deeppink]No, it's ridiculous and disgusting.[/color]

[color=deeppink]If only what?[/color]

[color=deeppink]The Law should simply be boycotted, it's discriminatory.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Poster. . .
You should try editing your story so one Can read the whole story without quitting.[/color]

Missy B:
Rotfl!!
You're bad-mouthed and can be annoying at times  but You're still ma favourite Wife.

[color=deeppink]I aint a lesbian.[/color]

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Ranoscky:
Meldrick

I called yobo yesterdy and he said his new born baby is going to attend the best college in the world.

"SCHOOL OF FOOTBALLOGY"

Meldrick:
Yobo make sure the boy goes to school oh.
No be say na ball u go use engage the pickin from Morning till Night.

Anyway Congrats sha.

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Like the poster I quoted above stated, Yobo would be sending his son to one of the best schools in the world, "School Of Footballogy".[/color]

[color=deeppink]Here are experiences from different people: Nicholas Agu
Without my wife showing it, I know that she loves me because whenever I drink and come back home, Ojiugo my wife would never quarrel. She would welcome me first. Then when I have relaxed, she would tell me that I drank too much. She would immediately set food for me and urge me to eat very well. Most women quarrel when their husbands drink but my Ojiugo would never do that.

Another thing she does is that when I come back and the children have scattered the sitting room, if I want to complain, she would come and pet me in her usual way and I would relax. The most beautiful thing she does again is that she prefers to kiss me when I am angry. What else does a man want a woman to do before he knows that she really loves him?

Because of the ugly experiences I have had with women, I find it difficult to believe that a woman can love a man sincerely. All that they do is because of what they are getting from men. Although I know that it is not applicable to all women but how would you know the ones that are faithful. Women have duped me severally. I have done so many things for women and their families but they never appreciated it. Which do I recollect and leave the other? Is it Mama G and Njideka her connection which she used to dry my pocket? All the same, I thank God for my wife who is really appreciative of every little thing I do for her and her family. She knows that I am a guy man so she has understood that but sometimes when I misbehave, she would go on strike like Power Holding Company of Nigeria. If she suspects that I have played away match, she would give me indefinite suspension but later, she would forgive. I have tested cold and hot water from the hands of women but I think my wife is the only woman that has ever loved me sincerely because when I was working [/color]

redsun:
Obasanjo is a silver back chimp and the masses tend to be low profile and weaker chimps for playing,he is the alpha male in chimps kingdom.

[color=deeppink]A man in Abia State, whose father’s corpse disappeared from a popular mortuary in Umuahia has more than enough stories to tell about how corpse could develop wings and fly into space like an UFO.
While searching for his father’s body, he was confronted with a most bizarre assignment of sorting through a pile of corpses, in fact thousands of them in the morgue to see their faces and pick out that of his father. Alas he could not locate the body.

After more than three hours in this nightmarish task in search of his 88-year old man’s corpse, bewildered Chukwunyere Nnorom told Saturday Sun that he passed out and was later revived by friends and relations.
Narrating his ordeal at the Deeper Life Bible Church, in Aguiyi-Ironsi Layout, where Saturday Sun met him, Nnorom said that over one thousand dead bodies littered the floor of the mortuary and that proved difficult to know who was who except when one turned their faces.

It was at that instance that he went to work and started turning the faces of the dead one by one to identify the corpse of his father deposited there on February 5 and was to be buried on March 27.

“Some of the faces there had so changed that it would be hard even for their relatives to identify.

“For this reason, I had to turn them one after another and at the end of the exercise, I fainted and had to be revived by those who came with me.
“Maybe because of the chemical I inhaled, exhaustion, or the fear of a living being staying in the midst of the dead for that long, I passed out.

“Vultures and rodents even come into the place to feed on corpses through the openings at the back and anyone the attendants found eaten that way is filled up with mud and dressed before the owners arrive to take them for burial.

After Pa Samuel Nnorom Uchegbu Nduka died on February 5 at 88, the family had met and scheduled the burial for March 27 and agreed that the body should be deposited at the mortuary along Aba Road, Umuahia.

Preparations commenced for a befitting passage rites and before the day, 90 percent of the arrangements had been concluded.
The family ran a budget in excess of N2.5 million and on the scheduled day, food and drinks were made available as guests thronged the village, Umuokehi Obiohuru to pay their last respects.

The grave had been prepared waiting for the corpse to take possession of it as several Ministers of God from the man’s church were set to conduct the funeral.

Time to pick the corpse from the morgue for burial approached and the family members left for where their late father’s remains were kept. But they got a shocker to discover that the casket they brought earlier was empty and the clothes meant for the body were all intact.
They asked the mortuary attendants what had become of their father’s body and a long story commenced.

“One of them feigned ignorance of the situation to take us inside the mortuary to bring the body and when we could not see it and came out, the other people had deserted the environment. It was then that it became clear to us that there was a problem.
“The youths lost their cool and wanted to set the place ablaze and I told them to calm down that I would consult my lawyer. And when I did, the lawyer advised that we should invite the police. The police was invited who arrested the owner of the mortuary, one man identified as Ogbuefi Anthony”, his son narrated.

Before this time the distraught man had turned over one thousand corpses, looking for his father’s body without success. After that he fainted and was revived by people around. “I had never imagined a place like that before”, he recalled in astonishment.
“Inside the place were so many bodies that were just scattered on the floor. Some of the bodies were partly eaten up by vulture and rodents which I think come in through the back of the house which is open.

“When any of the bodies is eaten, the attendants have special mud with which they fill them up before dressing and handing them over to their owners.
“Of course, nobody will go to the extent of undressing a corpse to know if it was complete or not before taking them to the grave once they are brought back from the mortuary. One of the rooms inside there was filled with human skeleton, which I think are the bones of bodies that must have been abandoned for years without being claimed.
“I think, they introduce chemicals on them to eat up the flesh and keep them in that room standing like weird beings. It is so amazing, so horrifying.

“The owner of the mortuary pleaded that we should give him two days to look for it.
We agreed to allow him two weeks instead to make sure that he found our father’s corpse.”
The team had to call home to tell the family to serve the guests who came for the burial since the body could not be found. Some of the people ate and others refused to eat and left in anger.

Two days later, the morgue owner called to say he had found the body. They had delivered the corpse to another family far away in another town a month earlier and he was buried in another man’s grave, while the real owner of the grave was still lying in the mortuary.
The body was erroneously delivered to a family in Amakama Olokoro, in Umuahia South LGA. There it was buried. When the error was detected by the mortuary managers, the Uchegbu Nduka family moved in there to exhume their father’s body and return it home for proper burial in his ancestors place and in the grave meant for him.

Then the body had stayed in a strange grave in a strange land for 35 days. “I was there with them and identified the body of my father inside another man’s grave. It was still intact and had not started decomposing at all due to the chemicals the mortuary used on the body. The body was returned to the mortuary and discussions with them started. Several meetings were held and at last we agreed to settle at home. We were able to settle with the mortuary owner and took our father’s body and buried him two weeks after”, his son said.
Pa Samuel Nnorom Uchegbu Nduka was born in 1922 at Umuokehi in Umuahia North and died on February 5.

The state Police Public Relations Officer, Ali Okechukwu confirmed the incident but said that the matter was peacefully resolved.

The mortuary owner, who identified himself as Ogbuefi Anthony spoke through a man he identified as his imagemaker saying that the body was actually found and re-buried.
“Did you not hear that the body has been buried, that is what is important? If you write anything about it, you will become my enemy,” the man threatened.

A lady who refused to disclose her identity, but likely the daughter of Pa Nnorom confirmed the settlement with the mortuary owner and said “we settled with him, not minding how much we lost and the embarrassment they caused us. Whatever offer they made was accepted.”
A family source from Umuokoroukwu Village, Amakama, where Pa Nnorom’s body was erroneously buried told Saturday Sun that the mistake of carrying another corpse in place of their 90 year-old Pa Mathias Mgbodo was made by the mortuary attendants.

“The tag they gave us was 70 and it was written like 76. So when we got to the mortuary, instead of giving us the corpse that had tag 70, they gave us the one that had 76, which was the body of the other man - Pa Nnorom. Because they had some level of resemblance, and the first son who was supposed to identify him did not come with them to the mortuary, they took the body and buried. The elders in the village are also to blame because this is a man they lived with and they could not recognize that he was not the one laid in state prior to burial.”

However, traditional meaning was read into the incident by a villager who narrated that: “While the man was alive, he told them to kill a ram for his funeral when he dies because he is a strong believer in tradition. But instead of the ram, the family killed a goat. It is believed that the man was the one that closed their eyes not to recognize him at the mortuary.” [/color]

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/living/2010/may/01/living-01-05-2010-001.htm

[color=deeppink]Obasanjo is an entity who stole from the Government throughout his tenure and has no regret for his actions. . .
His reward would be just like that of Sani Abacha.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Moderators Lock this thread as we are not getting paid for replying.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Oh my gosh, look at the lady with the red eyes. . .She has cried her eyes out.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Jesus Christ, makes me scared of death.[/color]

[color=deeppink]So, What makes her a Nigerian Sweetheart?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Breaking News: I don't give a damn![/color]

[color=deeppink]^^I said that's a fact and I owe you nothing on my opinion.[/color]