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[color=deeppink]What can you expect from a typical edo man?[/color]

[color=deeppink]This is the real reason Jim Iyke is not married.

He's been living with a rock for a fiancee.

Poor Jim. [/color]

[color=deeppink]What kind of man doesn't go to church on Sundays?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Lack of fashion sense.[/color]

[color=deeppink]I don't mean to sound heartless but this is a bit funny.

So there was no electricity so these two mofos attempted to steal expensive electricity cables but then while in the process of unwinding the cables from the electricity poles.

Power was restored and they all got electrocuted.

This has to be the funniest tragedy of 2016. [/color]

[color=deeppink]Martinez abigail, gbv 0517 1204, he said suzuki suv ash color

Cbm 0500 q45 fixing it by 10pm

Infiniti

Block 1 apt 113

1108 or 1107 dreadlocks dark guy.

This is no joke. He really sent me this message. I just copied and pasted the text message from my phone.

What do I make of these?[/color]

MrCork:
99.9% of homebase nairalanders dont have class anyways...they need upgrade...u cant sstart by helpin them to spek goood english (Queens english or American acccent)

[color=deeppink]I will do just that.[/color]

[color=deeppink]How can I upgrade a nairalander?

Besides, did you know I can introduce you to some new things?[/color]

[color=deeppink]What does it mean when a guy doesn't go to work just to be with you?[/color]

MOHZEE:
its possible dat u r becoming boring to him and he is getting tired

[color=deeppink]Or maybe he is just a jerk.

That's also a possibility.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Should you take it personal when a guy always sleeps when you're at his house?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Women do you like guys that go to night clubs?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Why would your boss call a female worker at night with his personal phone?[/color]

[color=deeppink]What does it mean when your mother says "don't talk to me?"[/color]

olatunjithomas:
That doesn't mean he loves you, he might be battling a serious konji...

[color=deeppink]What does konji mean?[/color]

Squares:
A GUY WHO WANTS TO NAP ANOTHER LADY BUT DOESNT WANT TO LIVE WITH GUILT OF CHEATING

[color=deeppink]I hear you!!![/color]

[color=deeppink]When a guy acts strangely or weird towards you, does he love you?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Hi all, my boyfriend behaves strangely in the sense that he would text me random digits and then when I text back asking what the digits mean or represent. He would tell me it's my new car that he plans to buy for me. On the other hand, he keeps complaining about having financial constraints.

Also he keeps lashing out without provocation via text message.

What could all these mean?[/color]

[color=deeppink][size=18]Gorgeous!!![/color][/size]

[color=deeppink]Beautiful women!!![/color]

[color=deeppink]What kind of man hangs with women who depend on having baby daddy's to get money for child support to avoid working?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Lovely!!![/color]

Jarizod:

[color=deeppink]This has got to be the world's most scary baby.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Why does my boyfriend always doubt I love him and always asks me if I love him?[/color]

Laveda:

[color=deeppink]When your boyfriend calls you a beautiful Ogbanje, what do you do?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Okay now that real have won their eleventh.

Can someone tell me Ronaldo's chances of beating Suarez and winning the balon d'or this year?[/color]

[color=deeppink]I told you all that real must carry the day.

Ronaldo for balon d'or 2016.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Real must carry the day!!! [/color]

[color=deeppink]Real Madeid will carry the day!!![/color]

[color=deeppink]I think Yobo doesn't know why to do with his retirement time.[/color]

Ramon92:
Joseph Yobo for president...