₦airaland Forum

MrCork:
....swweery..as far as we/all nairalanders are concern... Like it or not...you looooklike **beyansi**..you are lightskin..remember!!!

[color=deeppink]Thank you Corky!!! [/color]

ucheHapers:
This chic no fine...

[color=deeppink]Are you fine?

With your wide nose like a Yoyo.[/color]

[color=deeppink]What kind of man breaks up with you and makes up with you days later?[/color]

[color=deeppink]When your mother refuses to give you money, what do you do?[/color]

proeast:
You are not serious, how can someone be toying with your emotions like this & you still let him!!

[color=deeppink]What am I supposed to do?

I'm scared of being lonely and alone.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Hi all, why is it that whenever my boyfriend ends things with me, he calls me back in few days to makeup?[/color]

[color=deeppink]What a beautiful woman!!![/color]

[color=deeppink]The question is why don't people take me seriously anymore?

Is it because I am considered to be tenderly funny?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Romancelanders, do I look like an Ogbanje and what is an ogbanje?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Why does my guy friend end ever text message with me by calling me either a beautiful Ogbanje or crazy Ogbanje?

He calls me this Ogbanje thing because he believes I hate sex due to the fact that I don't have too much sex with him.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Why is it that when men collect women's phone numbers, they never call?[/color]

[color=deeppink]When a friend calls you a sexy, crazy Ogbanje. Or even a crazy Ogbanje. Is it right to take offense?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Keep it coming!!![/color]

coolebux:
My sister, I for one think that your romance with this guy existed only on the "phone" .
The said argument started through text message on "phone"
And you tried saving your relationship through "phone" messages
Now, he have scattered everything both you had together through that same "phone"

Honey, you never thought it wise to visit the dude to at least know what's up.
And he, on the other side never bothered to see you.

Well, pride could be the only person at fault, not you nor your boo.

[color=deeppink]I actually called him with a different number on Sunday and he picked up and the minute he recognized my voice, he hung up.[/color]

Patented:
1 chance oooo!! Thats just bad. No respect for u it seems. Won't tell u to do this or that but me thinks the writing on d wall

[color=deeppink]What do you mean by the writing's on the wall?[/color]

Patented:
12 calls many messages, 3 days and still no response. dts just wickedness sha. btw what did u fight abt exactly. without that no one can give u real advise

[color=deeppink]He started the whole fight.

I got off from work and checked my phone and saw his text which "How is my crazy Ogbanje doing this evening?" And then he progressed to calling me his cheap se.x machine and an ediot.

And all these was for no reason at all and without provocation.[/color]

[color=deeppink]I and my boyfriend had an argument through text messaging three days ago. He started the fight and he called me the following morning which was on Sunday while I was in church but I didn't respond because I was in church. And he texted me telling me he will never call nor text me again.

I called him back after church and told me him I was in church when he called. He didn't call nor text me back till his day. I have called him over twelve times since Sunday and he didn't respond. I texted him telling him that I miss and love him. But he neither called nor texted me back till this day.

I am beginning to heal emotionally from the heartache he caused me. So what do you think I should do about this and do you think he will ever call me back?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Okay I know this sounds weird. Why in the world would your boyfriend insult and pour abuses on you for no reason at all?[/color]

Ademolaononuga:
It means the stench and corruption associated with your near past is washed away and you're going to experience slightly challenging changes to get you into a new phase of life.

[color=deeppink]Are you saying the friendship will be rekindled?[/color]

raumdeuter:
The shower is a good sign which means your stench would reduce

[color=deeppink]Nairaland's ediot of the year!!![/color]

stupidity:
This girl sef. Your problem big pass Nigeria's economy crisis.

[color=deeppink]No be me talk am. [/color]

funkyibodude:
It means you watch too much cartoon

[color=deeppink]Last night, I dreamt about being in a class getting ready for a test but then I left the classroom to go get soda. I left the classroom and then I jumped over a set of furniture.

But then the drink fountain was right next to a shower. I walked right underneath the shower which was all over me and filled my cup with soda.

And this is after the end of a friendship two days ago.

What could this mean?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Is it normal for your mother not to ever speak to her daughter. She only speaks to you when you speak to her or when you ask her a question?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Blood of God!!! [/color]

Cutehector:
Mamagee like seriously u look like an ogbanje with an open teeth

[color=deeppink]Whatever makes you sleep well at night. [/color]

[color=deeppink]Happy 51st birthday Ngozi Ezeonu!!![/color]

[color=deeppink]Hi all, I just got off from work this evening and I began reading abusive texts from my male friend. He called me all sorts of names ranging from ediot to low life b!tch and everything one can ever imagine without any provocation.

It puzzles me because we just hung out two days ago. We dined out at this good restaurant and I even slept over at his house.

We even spoke on the phone yesterday evening. I just got off from work and happen to read the text which states, "How is my crazy Ogbanje doing?". This began a series of back to back insults between the both of us which is quite simply unnecessary. And then simultaneously he claimed to love me. Is this normal?

And funny thing is, he just apologized to me.

So, what exactly could be the cause of this whole problem?[/color]

emmyw:
From The Lady's Post, I Guess The Guy's Friends Are Pushing Him, And He Couldn't Control His Anger While Typing. Premarital Sex Isn't Good But I Will Advice That His Girlfriend Shouldn't Sleep Over Again In His House So That He Won't Be Attracted Sexually To Her While She Won't Respond Leading To Anger. And Before Anyone Can Judge This, The Lady Is Suppose To Give More Details About The Relationship, Behaviour, How Long They Have Been Dating, There is A Reason For That, Though It's Not Normal.

[color=deeppink]You are right on point.

But why are his friend's pushing him?

And what for?[/color]

olatunjithomas:
why she come dey Stand like donkey wey wan mate?
anyway, she fucking rocked it.

[color=deeppink]I love this lady ever since I got to know her.

She's just a special person.[/color]