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Q11: WHAT DOES SHE WANT TO DO WITH A DECOMPOSING CORPSE? Ans: She wants to put it under her bed? Absurd! She wants to embalm him? Nonsense! She wants to bury him? If so, who dug the grave? No! No! 'she wants to take him away'. Q12: HOW CAN SHE ALONE CARRY A DEAD BODY? Ans: She is not thinking of a dead, rotting corpse. She is looking for the L-I-V-E Jesus. She is not a "super-woman" of the American comics, who could with ease carry a corpse of at least a hundred and sixty pounds, wrapped with another 'hundred pounds weight of aloes and myrrh' (John 19:39) making a neat bundle of 260 pounds. This frail Jewess was not expected to carry this decaying parcel like a bundle of straws. Even if she could carry it, how was she to bury it ALONE? She might have had to dump it in some hole like a heap of rubbish. But dumping and burying are poles apart. She was looking for a Jesus who was very much alive, a Jesus she could hold by the hand and take him home for rest, relaxation and recuperation, "so that, I might take him away". The joke that Jesus was playing on this woman had gone too far. During the whole course of the dialogue between Mary and Jesus, she did not suspect in the least that she was actually talking to her Master. She had failed to see through the gardener's DISGUISE. Jesus must have been laughing under his breath. He could suppress it no longer. "M-A-R-Y!" he uttered. Only one word, but it was enough. This one word "Mary!" did, all that the exchange of words failed to do. It enabled Mary to recognise Jesus. Everyone has his own unique and peculiar way of calling his or her near one or dear one. It was not the mere sound of the name, but the way he must have deliberately intoned it that made Mary to respond - "Master!, Master!" She lunged forward to grab her spiritual master, to pay her respects and to give reverence. The Muslims, when they meet their learned men, or respected elders or saintly people, hold such person's right hand in the palm of their own hands and fondly kiss the back of the respected one's hand. The Frenchman kisses the cheeks to show respect and the Arab kisses the neck. Mary the Jewess would have done what any Muslim might have done under similar circumstances. When Mary makes the effort, Jesus shies back a step or two, saying, "TOUCH me not," (John 20:17). Q13: I SAY - WHY NOT? Is he a current of electricity or a dynamo, that if she touches him, she will get electrocuted? Ans: No! Don't touch me, because it will hurt. Though he had given no indication of any physical pain or injury he might have suffered, it would be excruciatingly painful if he now allowed her to touch him with love and affection. Can another reason be advanced for this "Touch me not"? Jesus continues, "For I am not yet ASCENDED unto my Father;" (John 20:17). Q14: IS SHE BLIND? Could she not see that the man she was talking to all the time was standing before her? Does it make any sense when he (Jesus) says that - 'HE IS NOT GONE UP', when he is DOWN right here? Ans: What Jesus is telling Mary in so many different words is that 'HE IS NOT RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD', for in the colloquial language and idiom of the Jew, the expression, "For I am not yet ASCENDED unto my Father" means - 'I AM NOT DEAD YET'. It is a sad fact of history that though the Christian Bible is an Eastern Book, full of eastern metaphors and similes, like - "Let the dead bury their dead" (Matthew 8:22) or "Seeing they see not and hearing they hear not" (Matthew 13:13), all the commentators of the Bible have come from the West. The Western World is made to see a Jewish Book, written by the Jews for a Jewish audience, through Greek and Western glasses. An Eastern book ought to be read as an Easterner would read and understand it. All the problems would then be solved. The difficulty lies not only in apprehending the correct meaning of the Jewish expressions, but Christendom is so programmed that Christians of every race and language group are made to understand the passages differently or opposite to their literal connotations. I will give examples of this anomaly in Lesson No. 3 under the heading "RESURRECTION OR RESUSCITATION?" In that booklet, I will also endeavour to answer the problem as to why one woman - Mary Magdalene - was not AFRAID when she recognised the DISGUISED Jesus yet ten brave men (the Disciples of Jesus) were PETRIFIED on recognising their Master in that 'upper-room', after his alleged passion. To be continue... |
"WHO MOVED THE STONE?" or "who ROLLED away the stone?" (Mark 16:3) is a question which has worried theologians for the past two thousand years. I would like to reveal in this post some of the lies told about the supposed crucifixion/resurrection of Jesus by looking onto the behind the scene event of that period. It was Sunday morning, according to the Bible, the first day of the week, when Mary Magdalene went to the tomb of Jesus (John 20:1). The first question that bedevils the mind is:- Q1: WHY DID SHE GO TO THE TOMB? Ans: The Gospel writers say that she went to "anoint" him. The Hebrew word for anoint is "masaha", which means - 'to rub', 'to massage', 'to anoint'. The word and its meaning are the same in the Arabic language also. From this root word "masaha" we get the Arabic word "MASEEH" and the Hebrew "MESSIAH" both meaning the same thing - "the anointed one" which is translated into Greek as "Christos" from which we derive the word Christ. Q2: DO JEWS MASSAGE DEAD BODIES AFTER THREE DAYS? Ans: "No!" Q3: DO MUSLIMS MASSAGE DEAD BODIES AFTER THREE DAYS? Ans: "No!" Q4:DO CHRISTIANS MASSAGE DEAD BODIES AFTER THREE DAYS? Ans: "No!" It is common knowledge that within three hours after death, rigor mortis sets in - the breaking up of the body cells - the hardening of the body. In three days the corpse starts rotting from within. If we massage such a rotting body, it will fall to pieces. Q5: DOES IT MAKE SENSE THAT MARY MAGDALENE WANTS TO MASSAGE A ROTTING DEAD BODY AFTER THREE DAYS? Ans: It makes no sense, unless we confess that she was looking for a L-I-V-E Jesus, not a dead one. You will recognise this fact for yourself on analysing her reactions towards Jesus when she eventually saw through his disguise. You see, she had seen signs of life in that limp body when it was taken down from the cross. She was about the only woman beside Joseph of Arimathea and Nicodemus who had given the final (?) rites to the body of Jesus. This man NICODEMUS, somehow, has been deliberately blotted out by the synoptists. The Gospel writers of Matthew, Mark and Luke are totally ignorant of this devoted and self-sacrificing disciple of Jesus. His name is NOT even mentioned in the first three Gospels in ANY context. "It is difficult to avoid concluding that the omission in the synoptic tradition of the mysterious disciple was intentional", says Dr Hugh J Schonfield, one of the world's leading Biblical scholars. When Mary of Magdala reached the tomb, she found that the stone had already been rolled away, and the winding sheets bundled on the ledge within the sepulchre. The question now arises: Q6: WHY WAS THE STONE REMOVED, AND WHY WERE THE WINDING SHEETS FOUND UNWOUND? Ans: Because it would be impossible for any tangible material body to come out with the stone blocking the opening, and the same physical body could not walk out with the winding sheets encasing the body. For a resurrected body, it would have been unnecessary to remove the stone or to unwind the winding sheets. Probably having the resurrected, immortalised body, or the spirit of man in mind, a poet said: "STONE WALLS DO NOT A PRISON MAKE, NOR IRON BARS A CAGE". While the poor, dejected Mary was investigating the sepulchre, Jesus was watching her from the vicinity. Not from heaven, but from terra firma, from mother earth. We must remember that this tomb was a privately owned property belonging to his "secret disciple" Joseph of Arimathea - who was a very rich, influential Jew, and one who could afford to have carved a big roomy chamber, out of a rock which according to Jim Bishop (a Christian scholar of note) was 5 feet wide by 7 feet high by 15 feet deep with a ledge or ledges inside. Around this tomb was this "secret disciple's" own vegetable garden. It is hardly expected of any Jew or Gentile to grow vegetables 5 miles out of town for other peoples' sheep and goats to graze upon! Surely, this husbandman must have provided his labourers with the gardeners' quarters to protect his own interests, and perhaps he also had his 'country home' around the place where he could relax with his family during the weekends. Jesus was watching his lady disciple out of whom he had cast out seven devils. He comes up to her. He finds her crying. He questions her, "Woman, why weepest thou? Whom seekest thou?" (John 20:15). Q7: DOSEN'T HE KNOW? WHY DOES HE ASK SUCH A SEEMINGLY SILLY QUESTION? Ans: He knew why she was crying, and he knew who she was looking for and he was not asking any silly questions. Actually, he was pulling her leg, figuratively of course! He knew that she was looking for him in the tomb, and not finding him there, was crying in her disappointment. He also knew that she would not be able to see through his disguise. Though he had been through an ordeal, he still had that sense of humour to ask her, "Woman, why weepest thou? Whom seekest thou? "SHE SUPPOSING HIM TO BE THE GARDENER, SAITH UNTO HIM" (John 20:15). Q8: WHY DID SHE THINK THAT HE (JESUS) WAS A GARDENER? DO RESURRECTED BODIES LOOK LIKE GARDENERS? Ans: Can you imagine the scene on the RESURRECTION DAY, that you, dear reader, will be made to look like a "gardener" and your father-in-law will also be transformed into a "gardener" and your son-in-law will also be made to look like a "gardener" and your beloved wife will be left in confusion to find her husband! Does this make sense? No! The resurrected body will be you, yourself! Everyone will readily recognise you. It will be the REAL you and not your camouflage. Never mind at what age or under what condition one dies, everyone will know one another. Then why did Mary think that Jesus was a "gardener"? Ans: Because Jesus was DISGUISED as a gardener. Q9: WHY WAS HE DISGUISED AS A GARDENER? Ans: Because he was AFRAID of the Jews. Q10: WHY WAS HE AFRAID OF THE JEWS? Ans: Because he had not DIED and was not RESURRECTED. If he had DIED and if he was RESURRECTED, he would not have any reason to be AFRAID. Why? Because the resurrected body can't DIE twice. Who says so? The Bible says so: ". . . . it is ordained unto all men ONCE to die, and after that the judgement." - (Hebrew 9:27). The idea that the resurrected person cannot die TWICE is further supported by what Jesus Christ had most authoritatively pronounced regarding the resurrection. The learned men of the Jews came to Jesus with a poser, a riddle. They said that there was a woman who had seven husbands in turn. "In the resurrection therefore whose wife shall she be of the seven? For they all had her." (Matthew 22:28). Jesus could have brushed off the Jews with some curt retort because here was another of their tricks to catch him out. Instead, he has enshrined for us the clearest statement in the Bible regarding the resurrected soul. He said, "Neither shall they die any more, for they are equal unto the angels, and the children of God, for such are the children of the resurrection" (Luke 20:36). The learned men of the Jews came to Jesus with a poser, a riddle. They said that there was a woman who had seven husbands in turn. "In the resurrection therefore whose wife shall she be of the seven? For they all had her." (Matthew 22:28). Jesus could have brushed off the Jews with some curt retort because here was another of their tricks to catch him out. Instead, he has enshrined for us the clearest statement in the Bible regarding the resurrected soul. He said, "Neither shall they die any more, for they are equal unto the angels, and the children of God, for such are the children of the resurrection" (Luke 20:36). "NEITHER SHALL THEY DIE ANYMORE" - that they will be immortalised*. They will not be subjected to death a SECOND time. No more hunger and thirst. No more fatigue or physical dangers. Because the resurrected body will be 'angelised' - spiritualised - they will become like spirit creatures, they will become SPIRITS. Mary Magdalene was not looking for a spirit. She, taking the disguised Jesus to be a gardener, says, "Sir, if you have taken HIM hence, tell me where have you LAID him . . ." (John 20:15). Note, she is searching for HIM and not IT - a dead body. Further, she wants to know as to where they had LAID him, not as to where they had BURIED him? So that, "I might take HIM away." (John 20:15). To be continued... |
OLAADEGBU: Man Shot in The Head For Refusing to Deny ChristWhen would you people get tired of spreading your fake way of life using deception? you like looking for sympathizers that you can confused and turn them to worship Jesus the Human being. I want you to know that we people have not forgotten the fact that you create boko haram. There are thousands of undeniably facts around us today. so stop trying creating something out of nothing, your deception is no longer working. Boko Haram is your babyand you would continue to nurse it In-sha-Allah. |
Gold2Naira.Com:Pointless human being |
mantraa: http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-910282I pray that Allah wul cure you from this destructive sickness.... |
damerry: The Blessed Virgin Mary has been loved andInterestingly blasphemous!, so ur god has mother? well I wul like to know who is grater, him or his mother? |
ayoku777: Personally I think its unfortunate that we are debating IF Jesus Christ is GOD, when EVEN the Church is GOD. And yes, you read me right. I believe that the root of the problem is because we don't understand the meaning of the word GOD or ELOHIM. God or Elohim is not a person, it is a title and a nature, under the Law, the old covenant, it was a title owned by and/or conferred by the LORD (YHWH or Yahovah) on people he sent with His word or He gave the right of judgment, then under the new covenant it became a nature imputed to those born of His WORD.Why is it that every now and then you people would come up with new lies in oder to prove yet another BIG LIE. Jesus can never be god not even God! Now u people still want to make him Jehova again, and make churches God. very soon u wul start calling urself God. ur lie wul start and end wit u!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
vickyO: i love those picture illustrations.... muslims ain't speaking no more?Yes u wul like it because it was posted by a bigot hater like you, that wul never change the fact that u ppl spread you fake religion 2ru force conversion, and burning people alive. Somebody said wat was Allah looking wen these people were massacred? well I wul like to say that wat was ur fake god that was hanged on the cross doing wen U people are committing these atrocities and he did nothing. where is the love, peace, 4givness and pity that u claim to have moved him to sacrificed himself on the cross. you people have got it wrong right from the foundation of ur fake way of life. Islam is ur problem and all off u wul soon die of hypertension because wat is about to happen in this world wul make u people sober for the rest of ur life. The entire Europe and America today are coming to Islam, ur lies are not working for u. |
nnofaith: there is no answer you can give na! what excuse can you give for allah for allowing his faithfuls to be slaughtered?!The point there is to show you that you people claim to be good people or your religion is the best, but the reality is that you people are the worst thing that ever happen in the history of mankind. with all these shameless acts, you still have mouth to talk. |
nnofaith: so what was allah doing when all those muslims were being slaughtered? why did allah allow it?It would never be a surprise to hear a christian abusing God, and that is what you have just done. You people don't have respect for God from day one. |
Toluwarni: shut up! and stop spamming ![]() |
sanniemoe: My guy,pls choose ur words carefully. Boko Haram at this time isn't about who or what U serve. Even Muslims are killed,northerners themselves can feel the wrath of hell burning. It's wrong for U to point fingers at anyone,Christian,Muslim or satanist,it's very wrongOne day you would know the truth, I hope that it won't be late. |
they were your sisters that is why they did not expose them, it was because they failed in their mission. Your evil plot would never work against Islam... ![]() peppy luv: Those two ladies were muslims!! Infact they are ur sisters!Female suicide bombers they are evry whr especially in Iraq nd Islamisbad!!we see it on Aljazeera or are they anti-islam too like CNN cuz that's what u pple always say. |
2ru-talk:You should tell that to Geri Gana and who ever is supporting him in his bloody mission. ![]() |
CAMEROONPRIDE: Muslims clerics should place a fatwa on their stinking destructed behind. spit on these animals/If not because of we muslims, your animals call Reverence, Pastors and others would have signed in support of Gays because all of them are GAYS already. It is very clear to us today. why do you think the last Pope resigned his office? you bunches of GAYS |
Youngzedd: SourceGood one there |
kikuyu1: It had nothing to do with China/homos/democracy or the search for energy resources despite the opinion of every 'expert' political analyst within reach of a computer monitor. It seems they were coming to pay homage to the supreme leader of planet earth.Lie Lie Lie! |
onila: I will truly miss my Hausa/fulani pple despite their religion problems/bokoharam in the north. .they are some of the nicest well mannered and honest Nigerians everI would have said I would miss Super Eagle, but I'm already missing them, because they are no more super Eagle. |
mykeandre: @kabiru, w@t are u still doing in dis world? U should hv been GONE by now. The NPF has taken some innocent lives b4, xo ur own will nt b different.You are just a bigot, hater, how did you know that he was the one that put the bomb. Have you forgotten how two ladies were caught with bomb in a coffin in the church where the worship. If such bomb have exploded and kill people you people would start accusing muslims unnecessarily. You people should look into your materialistic life and see the possibility that even a member of that church in Madalla could have put it there. Your pastors always preach acquiring material things to you without stressing on the source of the money. So a lot of these bombing were done by your christian people. The guy that was arrested in Kano was Igbo guy, a christian guy. what about the Rev Father that was arrested in Gashua that was supporting Boko Haram with weapon and logistic. look right from day one, we know that your people (Christian Association of Nigerian) were the founder of Boko Haram. Is just a matter of time, God would expose them. |
Omen100: Interesting one Kabiru. Kabiru Sokoto’s statement is like the case of an heavily pregnant lady who claimed to be a virgin, claiming never to have had s3x in her life & she is 9months pregnant just like the dress the pregnant lady in the photo below has portrayed & please nobody should bring the VIRGIN MARY story here this morning.Was Mary virgin when she gave birth to Jesus or not, was she not a woman? look at you. |
dannysteve99@ya:If he is not innocent, then Geri Gana too is not Innocent, because we all know that he is there sponsor. |
mooregan: B4 nko, Who go accept say Him dey GuiltyYou are just a bigot, hater, how did you know that he was the one that put the bomb. Have you forgotten how two ladies were caught with bomb in a coffin in the church where the worship. If such bomb have exploded and kill people you people would start accusing muslims unnecessarily. You people should look into your materialistic life and see the possibility that even a member of that church in Madalla could have put it there. Your pastors always preach acquiring material things to you without stressing on the source of the money. So a lot of these bombing were done by your christian people. The guy that was arrested in Kano was Igbo guy, a christian guy. what about the Rev Father that was arrested in Gashua that was supporting Boko Haram with weapon and logistic. look right from day one, we know that your people (Christian Association of Nigerian) were the founder of Boko Haram. Is just a matter of time, God would expose them. |
crackhouse: yes, he should be innocent since their religion supports killing of Christians. So in their religion, it's not a sin because they have got his back and he acted according to their scripture. he is right. NonsenseYou are just a bigot, hater, how did you know that he was the one that put the bomb. Have you forgotten how two ladies were caught with bomb in a coffin in the church where the worship. If such bomb have exploded and kill people you people would start accusing muslims unnecessarily. You people should look into your materialistic life and see the possibility that even a member of that church in Madalla could have put it there. Your pastors always preach acquiring material things to you without stressing on the source of the money. So a lot of these bombing were done by your christian people. The guy that was arrested in Kano was Igbo guy, a christian guy. what about the Rev Father that was arrested in Gashua that was supporting Boko Haram with weapon and logistic. look right from day one, we know that your people (Christian Association of Nigerian) were the founder of Boko Haram. Is just a matter of time, God would expose them. |
SLIDE waxie: Kabiru, kabiru, kabiru....ur fada!!!You are just a bigot, hater, how did you know that he was the one that put the bomb. Have you forgotten how two ladies were caught with bomb in a coffin in the church where the worship. If such bomb have exploded and kill people you people would start accusing muslims unnecessarily. You people should look into your materialistic life and see the possibility that even a member of that church in Madalla could have put it there. Your pastors always preach acquiring material things to you without stressing on the source of the money. So a lot of these bombing were done by your christian people. The guy that was arrested in Kano was Igbo guy, a christian guy. what about the Rev Father that was arrested in Gashua that was supporting Boko Haram with weapon and logistic. look right from day one, we know that your people (Christian Association of Nigerian) were the founder of Boko Haram. Is just a matter of time, God would expose them. |
adepojuot: Like prophet Muhammed,like his followers,so what do you expect.hisssssssssss.We all know that your religion was build on hate and treachery, so that picture could be frame up. Paul the founder of your blood thirsty religion that is causing trouble in the muslim world today was the initiator of evil and the evil shows in everything that is christianity today. Remember how christianity was spread by Force and fire during the period of inquisition. so You people can continue with your hatred what you are afraid of would soon consume you. and that is ISLAM!!! |
Decryptor: Are Michael and Gabriel female names?who told you they are females, look, your problem is that your religion did not differentiate between God, Man and Angels. please know that angels don't have sex |
Decryptor: Are Michael and Gabriel female names?who told you they have sex, look, your problem is that your religion dis not differentiate between God, Man and Angels. pls no dat angels don't have sex |
Olamyyde: God pls even if i die, let dis hurricane manage to hit the north and destroy all members of boko haramIn that case you should pray that the hurricane should start from your house and then all your churches because you people are the founders for Boko Haram |
Ameen, but if it is true please move to avoid bad things |
saintneo: Women are the biggest flip-flops. hahahaha, please don't kill me with laughter. |
Chiilove: Have u ever askd ursf y majority of d Angels mentiond in d bible were al men? In church on earth, men are scare but in heaven women are scarce and men are numerous because of our dressing. May God help women 2 serve God in obedience..Who told u dat Angels are men, or they even have sex? Hmmm... Nowa oo for christianity |
sexsinners: I know women are more naturally emotional.Yet,their certain step that women take and sacrifice to serve God. Like' when i am at church it is majority women who sing along ,and get involved.Hardly do i see their husbands there with them doing the same thing. I only see the women and children there.Also it's rare for me to hear of my Nigerian brothers fasting ,and if they do it will be a short fast with little prayers.They are also not faithful to what they say ,they often see no harm in dishonesty ,and don't see no harm in adultery.They rather work work all the time,eat, and sleep,but do not give at least an hour of their day to pray.That is Christianity not in Islam, and the reason is that singing is not an act of worship. And we men don't normally engage in useless thing. How did Jesus prayed? Did he pray by singing and dancing? Hmm... |


