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littlewonders:
I'm planing on getting married soon. All wedding arrangements have been made. I just finished designing my wedding card yesterday, my problem now is which girl's name will I put on the card. Any help?

put my name na

Mtcheeeew! Judges in nigeria are a bunch of messes

madgoat:
Jealous soul... We knw ur type.

Who is this? Pls go and baff...

I have been married now for 6 yrs,God has blessed our marriage wit 2 lovely boys,i gave birth to my second child thru {CS},my husband sister came over to take care of me and as God would have it,she got a job in the same state,rather than allowing her to go pay for an accommodation,i suggested she stayed wit us since we have enough vacant rooms. I started noticing some changes in my husband shortly after she came,he became more protective of her,buys her stuffs and things like that,i had no reason to think otherwise after all she is his sister,the next worrisome change was that my husband started dozing off in the sitting room and whenever i come down stairs to wake him,i won't see him,then later he will say he was outside relaxing,it was last week i woke up at nite and searched every where for him,i became worried then decided to go check if he was with the sister,that was when i saw them through the window having sex,the light was dim but i knew that was my husband,i was shocked but wanted to be sure so i went banging the door,when she opened,i walked past her and yes my husband was in d bathroom trying to dress up,i left without saying a word,i moved out of the house that nite with my kids,presently am wit my own sister,although i have not told anybody about this cos i don't even know how to go about it,my husband has been calling all my family members to please beg me,but he has also not told them what he did. I do see posts on other peoples issues and the advice u give, please help me do
likewise because honestly speaking i don't know what to do.

Silvofitz:
What's that on the girl's nose? Mucous (as in, catarrh), nose ring, or carcinoma (tumor)?
Or, am I the only one seeing it?

yes, u r the only one seeing it

apholaby007:
Ftc

Brb

apholaby007:
Ftc

Brb

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Hi pals,please,who suffer most in a relationship? Need your comments,thanks

adajiboyy:
I would just hold her from her waist gently and kiss her cheeks and say the word,my queen ur king is back home.

Mtcheeeew

frankyychiji:
Apc and lies lies lies! Umana is an unpopular candidate! Even in his own hometown, he is unpopular! If not for money induced politics, Umana wouldn't have gotten the little votes he got from his own people! Umana is seriously hoping that federal might will help him muscle his way to Aks Govt house but he is in for a shocker as what befell Silva in Bayelsa will be Childs play compared to what is coming to him! He knows this already and is therefore latching on every straw to stay afloat!

how does this post concern Umanah? Or u r just pained

This fat man always busying around for attention

AnonymustME:
The first few comments show that people don't read before they comment

p.S. not to knock down his hustle, but psychology is one of the easiest courses ever. A friend who was struggling with physics too back in school had to borrow some psychology courses in other not to fail out before changing course.....long story short, he had As in all with very little effort

will you shut up!? Go and get a first class in psychology let's see. Problem with some nigerians is jealousy!

Vision4God:
17 unit carryover & graduated wt 1st class?
I kinda doubt ds story.
How many years did he spend in d uni? And are der no pre-requisite courses??

Anyway congrats to him

U rushed to book space instead of reading through the post! Learn to read through a post before u comment stop rushing to fp no one is pursuing you

Mtcheewwwww

dvee2:
Okay, he should be given bail according to wailers, this is injustice, this is dictatorship, the man is innocent until proven guilty, why should the judge not give him option of bail? Wailers are you with me?

I think he is related to u!

Stories we here! So wen it is the wife doing all those things u mentioned like running errands etc she is not under a spell right? And its not abnormal, its strange to u cos its the man and moreover he is ur brother! Allow them to enjoy their marriage dnt be Used by the devil to cause separation WHAT THE HUSBAND DOES IS VERY NORMAL. Stop unnecessary AMEBO!

ROTFL This got me cracking up! Ladies pls be careful stop dating married men if not this is how the wife will publish your picture soon!

What of those that are Happily in a relationship, should they share their story as well?

bettercreature:
Its possible! but its going to be a very horrible life

Tell the husband to look for a better job i:e teaching,he will earn more than 30k and its very easy to find a teaching job

Tell the wife to start selling something..even bread she will make more than 30k monthly

i dont know why people find it difficult to think

who is finding it difficult to think? Some peeps and criticism.

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ULSHERLAN:
Nice write up. We all deserve the best

thanks

petkruz:
Hey guys, i'm so angry right now i'm tempted to break up with the love of my life.

1) he didn't tell me he was saving to buy a car, he just drove to my compound and was looking at my face, I kept my cool.

2) My so-called boyfriend decided to call me today 3rd January and that's his first this year!! I didn't get any new year wishes. I confronted him, he apologised and all but ladies and gentlemen, the era of Men being non-challant is over.

Fine I did wrong years ago,but gone are the days when someone tries to pay back a sin I committed in my youthful restlessness.I have apologised,cried, begged, I became humble by force, I realised my mistake yet he hasn't gotten over the fact that I left him because he didn't have money when actually his possessiveness and lack of trust made me wanna always run out.

He can't be pained after 4years,its better I dump him now before he drops another bomb! But to be honest I do love him a lot, a whole lot. I'm angry and confused

take things easy easy everything will be ok one day

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It won't affect You

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ronald4lif:
I'm no naysayer but I'm doubting that money can last every month. How much is an average one-room face me I slap you rent in Lagos? Transportation, feeding and other household bills will engorge that money before the month elapses. Even if it's practical they would have to survive in harsh conditions.

Exactly what I told her but she says she'll cope cos she is a coper and will work also

Tee99:
What's her own contribution?

she is a youth coper

Timoleon:
nice one...hope the weapons dont trek out of police custody again.

Abi o