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Literature / Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by Manfred05(m): 3:25pm On Jul 25, 2021
CallmeBodaOla:
Manfred05 you wanted to say?
This is not the right time for them to come and knock on your door
Literature / Re: My Neighbor's Girlfriend by Manfred05(m): 3:11pm On Jul 25, 2021
[quote author=CallmeBodaOla post=104078646]Episode 5

Moving Forward, if you're passing through difficulties handling heartbreak situations. If you're a guy, stop texting and begging someone that's on another dick at the moment.
Just book any girl around and have a good Bleep. Bleep her straight one week. You can also change girls. I bet you, you'll be free in space of 3days. It's only someone that has no alternative that keeps dwelling in heartbreak too long.

If you're a Lady, Aunty, no let man kill you. If you've begged him and he's feeling like "na only me she get". My sister take a stroll. Go out and party and have a good time. Make I finish am, have a good Bleep, or get busy with something.

I know some people will start saying what's BodaOla saying, see it's better to do that than go to kill yourself over anybody. Funny enough, when they now know you've moved on, they began to monitor your life and stuck you around social media. That's just the trick.


So moving forward, Morenike came and I entertained her. She asked what happened to me that gave me a swollen face. I told her it was a minor accident and I tried as much to make her close the chapter. I gave her some money to prepare a nice Egusi Soup and Semo. She prepared and we both ate and after some gist, hands started touching hands, she asked me to switch off the lights and I did quickly. Then legs started tapping legs, mouth started sucking...

Oyah all the -18 should go home. Oyah! Run home! Solomon leave this place now, run before I bring out my cain. And you Joy, what are you still doing there? You're will be 18 next week. OK, I've heard you, come back next week. Run run run...All these small small boys and girls. Before you know it, they might start watching pornhub tonight... Kikiki

So as I was saying, mouth started sucking mouth. Told her to kiss me gently due to my swollen lips. we were both groaning as we smooch each other like we want to switch bodies.
She threads her hands down my...

"Yeee! My head... That side is still paining me Nah", I frown in pain as she kisses my left ears romantically not knowing I was feeling serious pain there too.

"Oh... Sorry, I don't know seriously", she said concernedly.
"But what kind of ancient is this one Nah", she asked.

See question... Shey is it question you want to ask or is fvck you want to fvck! Me I don't have time for all this one. Asking what kind of accident it is... No. It's a Wheelbarrow accident. Mtcheeew!

"I told you it's a minor accident", I said and quickly close the chapter not to erupt another question.

I bend her down as my hand started pulling pants and plug wanted to enter sucket and...

"Knock Knock Knock..." A knock on the door.

I ignored and continued my thing as I rushed for my condom and tore it in less than one second and wore it on...

"Knock Knock Knock"... Goes the knock again.

This time, Morenike asked me to stop and go check who's at the door. I told her to just ignore and let's continue the good time.

"Knock Knock Knock". The 3rd time.

"Who's that Nah! You want to break the door?" I ranted as I switched the light on and picked up my Banana Republic boxers and went to the door. I opened it partly and peeped to see who was knocking.

You can't believe who was knocking.

It was Brah Mathew and Aunty Vero.
What business do I have with this guy in this compound? What's bringing him close to me. And this one Aunty Vero want to start being close to this guy, it's better I give her some space because I don't want any problem.

"Yes. una Weldon", I greeted them frowning to give them the impression that I don't have time.

Brah Mathew: I think you say na Accident you get?

Me: Yes... Wetin happen? (frowning)

Aunty Vero: Brah Mathew come show me one video for Facebook just now wey dem dey beat one guy for ShopRite mall because of girl. He say Nah you but I no believe, Naim I say make I come show you.

I'm finished! I'm finished! Who did this to me! Who did this to me oh! The wind has blown, my fowl nyash have open oh. (wailing)

Nigerians are wicked. How can you do this to your fellow man, my video is on the internet, it's trending on blogs. Haaaa! I'm finished! (Sobbing)

Brah Mathew God will punish you! You'll never know peace! Since you've seen it, the whole community will see it. I need to pack from the surrounding. I've lost my reputation. (Crying)

...tbc


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Health / Re: Thunder Strikes Woman To Death In Ohafia, Abia - Facebook User by Manfred05(m): 11:17pm On Apr 16, 2017
gadgetman:
cc: lalasticlala
I don't hear such news, am currently in ohafia
Politics / Re: Ojo Maduekwe Is Dead by Manfred05(m): 6:17am On Jun 30, 2016
Chai....Ohafia as lost a Great Man. RIP
Politics / Re: Ojo Maduekwe Is Dead by Manfred05(m): 6:14am On Jun 30, 2016
BASD:
Former Foreign Minister, Chief Ojo Maduekwe is dead.


He was born May 6, 1945 in Abia State, Nigeria and was appointed Foreign Minister of Nigeria on July 26, 2007 by President Umaru Yar'Adua


Maduekwe was also appointed Culture and Tourism minister by President Olusegun Obasanjo in 1999, Minister of Transport in 2001.


As Minister of Transport he got the nick name 'Ojo oni Keke' for advocating for the use of bicycles, although critics said that the roads were unsafe for cyclists and Maduekwe himself was pushed into a ditch by a bus while he was cycling to work.

He was National Secretary of the ruling political party, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).





http://thenationonlineng.net/ex-foreign-affairs-minister-ojo-maduekwe-dies/



Ohafia as a whole as lost a great man.....RIP Chief Ojo
Politics / Re: Ojo Maduekwe Is Dead by Manfred05(m): 6:06am On Jun 30, 2016
[quote author=Kaslino post=47054109][/quote] Kaslino where in Ohafia are u from.....I rep Amaekpu

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Politics / Re: Ojo Maduekwe Is Dead by Manfred05(m): 5:42am On Jun 30, 2016
Cherishing:
Ukpabieee

Akaya Ojo anwulee nu


Eziokwu uwao bu kwa Hu alawa ahara



Ohafia udumaeze kaao !
Cherishing:
Ukpabieee

Akaya Ojo anwulee nu


Eziokwu uwao bu kwa Hu alawa ahara



Ohafia udumaeze kaao !
Cherishing:
Ukpabieee

Akaya Ojo anwulee nu


Eziokwu uwao bu kwa Hu alawa ahara



Ohafia udumaeze kaao !
How u from Ohafia [ Lands of Great warriors? ]

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Romance / Re: My Landlady Disgraced Me In Church Today. by Manfred05(m): 2:44pm On Dec 06, 2015
stupidity:
She requested I followed her to her church. We got to the church and sermon was ongoing, later the pastor asked all those that needs special prayers to stand and come forward. my landlady ordered me to stand up and follow them, I said but madam I don't need any prayers na. She voiced at me "will you stand up my friend, you nor know say your case pass prayers".... all the crushes I was eyeing and my new busty neighbor sitting close to us were staring at me and laughing. angry even one babe that promised me free gonking immediately after church frowned her face. No gonking for me again. She go think say I get problem truly.
bro this nw national disgrace oh
Romance / Re: ~Welcome To The Romance Section (New Members Introduce Yourselves)~ by Manfred05(m): 8:18am On Dec 01, 2015
Welcome!

I created this thread with newbies in mind. A newbie is a new member that does not know how things work around here. Pls do not be shy to ask questions, not matter how silly and inconsequential you think it may be. . .

There is also a separate thread for compliants if you feel you have been insulted or bullied by another member. www.nairaland.com/639119

There are two moderators on this section, (Jaybee and Sexkillz currently) and they'll be here to answer your questions along with the other friendly older members on this section.

This thread is basically for newbies to introduce themselves and get quickly integrated into one of the most interesting and popular section on Nairaland, the Romance Section. . .


Chat room:

www.nairaland.com/967122
I go by the name Manfred......am new here
Romance / Re: She's all grown up by Manfred05(m): 6:03am On Nov 30, 2015
naijaboiy:
Where is the picture of her baby bump?
child abuse
Romance / Re: My Pre-wedding Pics by Manfred05(m): 6:01am On Nov 30, 2015
dgalon:
Beautiful couple
My wife to be is probably having coffee wit some guy sad around the corner of the world while I'm here patiently waiting....
Happy marriage life.........wish u guys the best
Romance / Re: How Many Really Know The Purpose Of Dating? by Manfred05(m): 5:57am On Nov 30, 2015
aphiz01:
Dating is like every other human activities which must be done with full knowledge of what's its meant to achieve. It is a two way thing. That is, not one sided as most takes it to be. Let me explain myself for clearity. Dating is a process for self discovery as well as discovery of intended partner, the latter seems to be the focus of most. No wonder, some do not see anything wrong in what they do when relationship is going off track. Its easier to pick fault of friends but decided to be oblivious of own fault. This is so because we don't believe or know that Dating is a learning process which must be beneficial to both parties. Dating is a great avenue to bond with opposite sex. However, there are rules guiding it, there are stages in dating, there are categories of dating. It might interest you to know that, its not all dating that exist between opposite have to be romantic; it is a category in dating. If you care to know more let me know. There are lots that we need to unravel when it comes to dating so we can enjoy it.
true talk
Romance / Re: How A Girl Landed Me A Hot Slap by Manfred05(m): 5:52am On Nov 30, 2015
Icus:
I was arguing wiv a gal which later resulted into a quarel.we trade insults, rained abusive words on 1anoda.i remembered calin her a 'human toilet' and to my suprise,i heard a lightening strike on ma left cheek unexpectedly.i felt d prolonged sound of a bell being rung.i experienced night blindness for a short time.On regaining balance a lil,i retaliated by landing her a THUNDROUS MIGHTY HEAVY DOUBLE SLAP.i dint even boda whr it wud land.to my amusement,she was subdued to it.i tot KNOCKOUT was only applicable to boxing.i dint know thr r KNOCKOUT SLAPS.It was den i realised dat shez unconscious buh later fainted.it seems the slap has resetted her.it was den i realised i ve created a scene.i tot i'd be lynched.ppl arnd later intervened nd she was helped to regain her consciousness.i was astonished dah d crowd were even urgin me to take d aura of patience while dealin wiv gals.dey had been watchin.i was glad dah i was justified.Psychopath like she sud be brutalised
ThankGod say u no slap her back....Bro u nw correct guy
Romance / Re: LMAO! Naija Guy Proposed To Girlfriend After 16yrs Of Dating by Manfred05(m): 5:50am On Nov 30, 2015
entbaze:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-YfZi30-OdQY/Vlq3mOLnhhI/AAAAAAAAFAI/dOogRmV6sgk/s1600/LOVE%2B2.png[/img]

From Seemynaija

Why should a man propose to his wife again?
After 16 years of doing bad 'things'? Mehn...I
think she's ya wife already. Just go pay her
parents and continue the loving, no long thing.
Lol!

Front page Abeg!!!!!
the guy deh renew the relationship
Romance / Re: 'I Got My Dad With My Friend's Mum by Manfred05(m): 11:00pm On Nov 29, 2015
abokikhalifa:
''Dear Candy Readers,

My name is Shola. I am a 21-year-old lady in my final year in the university. I have a smoldering issue that needs advice before I do something stupid.
My parents have been married for over 20 years now and they appear to be very happy with each other and we children have been very close to them. I have been especially close to dad and I am very mad at him at the moment because he did something I never expected him to do.

It happened last month when I came back from school and went to visit my best friend, Rita who lives with her mother in another part of the town. Her parents are divorced so her mother goes into one relationship or the other. Rita tells me about the men that come to visit and this time, she told me of a certain man who has been so nice to her, takes her shopping and gives her loads of money.
I was not really interested in such stories but she gushed so much about the man that I actually looked forward to meeting him. We were in her room when a car drove into their compound and shortly after, we heard her mum call her and we went to the sitting room to greet her and that was when I got the shocker of my life.

posted by candygist
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your story sweet but e no belle full me
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Looks Dashing In New Instagram Photo by Manfred05(m): 10:55pm On Nov 29, 2015
ehix89:
heard she'z got bad breath a.k.a halitosis,dunno hw true tho
ehix89:
heard she'z got bad breath a.k.a halitosis,dunno hw true tho
benedictnsi:
The old girl is getting younger without a husband....... While some young girls with "Boyfriends" gets older daily grin
benedictnsi:
[color=#000099] The old girl is getting younger without a husband....... While some young girls with "Boyfriends" gets older daily grin
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benedictnsi:
The old girl is getting younger without a husband....... While some young girls with "Boyfriends" gets older daily grin
she's a Damsel

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