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The Harbinger ~:
no you don't. You even believe he is a fictional character. If you really knew about him, you wouldn't be so quick to mock.

Is there anything else to know that hasn't been written in the bible?

Joshthefirst: seriously which kind play be that?

So crude mockery is playplay?


Welldone.

It is a righteous and holy play-play.

The Harbinger ~:
It is unwise to mock what you don't know about.

Like a man mocking bill gates because he believes no one can have that much money.

But I do know about Jesus, he is an open book.

The Harbinger ~:
sorry, I favour intelligent debates not foolish mockery. Anyone who subscribes to this nonsense embarrasses himself.

Well, maybe this makes you feel a little good.

Suit yourself. Continue in your mockery.

Y u come dey vex? person no fit follow una play again?

khattab02: hmmmm.. at bold, I reserve my comment. At topic, really funny. Op, may be u should ask the Atheists how and where will they get married?

In the church of course.

frank3.16:
@poster... weren't ur great grand fathers getting married before the coming of the white man and their religion? did they need ur infallible bible to tell them to get married?
dnt the moslems get married? do they believe in ur infallible bible?
do the chinese and india need ur bible before the get married? yet they dont believe in ur bible.

ok... that being said... can u see how foooolish ur post is? i guess u never thought of it.

even traditionalist in my village who still never believe in christianity get married and have kids. wait do u actully think christianity is the only religion on earth?
what da hell is wrong with this people

Bros, help me ask them oo. Abeg shey make i blow you breeze? see the way u dey sweat for small comment wey u make.

The Harbinger ~:
Pathetic thread.

Another shameless fanboy. Superman trounces Jesus, get over it already. My fictional character is better than yours.

nnofaith: jesus should be hanging out with sponge bob and patrick!

I wonder how that would turn out. Patrick would be too dumb to understand Jesus.

You know your god likes to delay blessings. Don't worry, god's time is the best. Tell your friend to keep on fasting, he has just 37 days to go.

Your opinion, your right.

nnofaith: Go superman!

Yeah! next would be a Yahweh vs Superman thread.

lanrexlan: Too much of scientific fictional movies is a bad thing.

Exactly, I've been reading too much fiction but I just can't get enough of the bible and quaran. Fine works of fiction.

engrtee: Muskeeto was banned for similar offence

A ban wouldn't do me much harm.

Alfa Seltzer: Marriage has nothing to do with religion. Humanity have been getting married long before religion and god were invented. All cultures had their own way of marriage. Religion just hijacked it.

But in the bible, we are told that god invented marriage after creating Adam and Eve. My dear sir, don't you know that the bible is infallible?

rationalmind: I thought the guy was trying to be sarcastic.He was trying to talk as christians do talk

Only the holy spirit could have revealed this to you.

Logicboy03: FALSE. Atheists do have a right to get married

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By order of silliness, of course

I'm honoured to be on your list dark knight.

Yes, I mean you don't believe in god, the creator of man and woman and the dude who mandated they must get married.
You have no right to get married, it is reserved only for the believers.

How are you coping Mr brainwashed the second?

We might be st.u.pid but we are not that st.u.pid to fall for another trickery.

lanrexlan: Joke section,op is a comedian.

You are a Muslim right? Just so you know, muhammad wouldn't last a second with Superman.

frankieblaize: you must be out of your sences stupid people with rubish ideas in case u dnt knw Jesus is God..and cant b comperd with a movie

Yeah, yeah, fanboy I know how it feels to get your favorite character thumped. Just so you know, Superman is the last son of Krypton and also a God in his own rights. If I were not such an arrogant alien, I would probably worship him.

Nonsense, they deleted my first ever thread but I'm not going to complain, I'll just make new ones.
In this thread, I'm going to be comparing and pitting against two of our favorite storybook characters, Jesus and Superman.

SIMILARITIES
* They both claim to be not of this earth but both have Caucasian features
* They both suffer from messiah complex
* They were both sent by their fathers on a mission
* Both of them can fly
* They have both come back from the dead.
* They both have an insanely powerful being as a villain.
* and they are both part of a trinity

SCENARIO
Superman is transported to an alternate timeline in the past by the 4th dimensional imp, Mr Mxyptlk. In the past, he meets Jesus destroying the synagogue.

CONVERSATION
Superman: hey man in ugly looking garment, why are you wrecking the building and constituting a nuisance?
Jesus: who art thou? i know thee not! get away from me thou servant of the devil!
Superman: the devil? i am no servant of the devil but whoever you think you are, you have to stop destroying people's wares and means of livelihood.
Jesus: I am the son of the most high dog..... sorry god and this here is my father's house. It is not a place for thieves and robbers.
Superman: these men just look like honest business men and......
Jesus: shut up! thou art surely a liar like your father the devil. I have been sent to save these people from their sins
Superman: well, how are you planning on doing that and what makes you think they'll listen to you with such anger you are displaying?
Jesus: it is written, thou shalt not question the lord your dog..... why do i keep doing that? sorry, i meant god.
Superman: I asked you the question not dog..... god.
Jesus: well, i am god
Superman: you can't be son of god and god at the same time, it's not..........
Jesus: You can't understand things of the spirit, you are but a mere man dressed in an ugly costume
Superman: you dare mock my costume? even Darkseid wouldn't dare.
Jesus: I do not fear you for i am the way the truth and the light, no one.....

*BOOM*
(a punch by superman sends Jesus flying halfway across the world)
*BANG* *BADABANG*
(more punches from superman disfigures Jesus' face)

Jesus: father forgive him for he knows not what he does.
Superman: that should teach you not to mess with me.
Jesus: *coughs* father *coughs* father *coughs* why have thou forsaken me?

It's a pity I can't give more than one like.

Even Jesus couldn't follow his own teachings and you expect his weak followers to do what their master couldn't do.

It's either eternal life or death, we can't have both at the same time. That's overkill.