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@Reyginus, how can you be moral without believing in God?

Oh murderators!!! front page material right here. Let's get the info out to the world cos it's now official, the world is coming to an end.

@Reyginus, u dey try jare.

^^^ You dey try o.

As an atheist, you have no true purpose in life as you are just a random occurrence. What gives you the drive to keep on living this meaningless life?

rationalmind: Hehehe, read how the holy spirit failed another pastor here. www.nairaland.com/1532756/testing-efficacy-scam-prayers

Hahaha, another way to test the efficacy of prayers; Add sniper to a delicious meal in the presence of a Christian. Tell him or her to pray on the food and then go ahead to eat it. My spiri-koko friend failed this test as he vehemently refused to eat the food.

rationalmind: . You knew it was fake and you gave him this long epistle.

No mind am. They were all thanking god for sparing the unbeliever's life and all this while, the holy spirit could not reveal to them that he was lying like Ananias and Sapphiras.

rationalmind: They just finished robbing. The screaming might have appeared to have come from the next room. You were just fortunate brother.

Moreso, did they kill anyone? If your answer is No, you shouldn't make much from what happened because despite not seeing you they still robbed you like they robbed everyone else. So, even if we assume God made you invisible, what's the essence when they still robbed you like they robbed someone who was holding a quran when they entered.

This guy, u dey craze. Do you know how long it took me to write this story? I wanted to show how gullible Christians could be and you have spoiled the fun by picking holes in my story. Mtcheew, it's back to the drawing board.

rationalmind: Was it at night?

I also tried to rationalize it while it was happening and although it was night and the room was dark (not pitch-dark though), one of the men mistakenly kicked my foot in annoyance and I screamed (thinking they had found me and also thinking I was good as dead) but he just hissed and said "nobody dey dis house jhor". And then, I realised something else was happening, I was invisible to those that wanted to harm me.
Another thing, my neighbor was surprised when she saw me this morning and when I asked why, she said she heard when I screamed. God is amazing.

Good morning peeps, I'm just feeling very thankful to God after he saved me from armed robbers.
I know he saved me cos I was reading the bible (I have no idea why) before they broke into my house and I remember before that, I was reading a passage about Gideon and how he got signs from the Lord to show that God approved of him and I remember saying in my heart that if only I could also get a sign from God (to which I laughed).
Funny enough, that night there was a robbery operation carried out on my street and when I heard the first gunshot, I held tightly to the bible and I was totally scared. I don't know what happened to me, but I began to pray and shed tears begging God for forgiveness (although I didn't believe a word I was saying).
Then, an amazing thing happened, the robbers broke into my house and they couldn't see me. I was sitting down right there on the couch and they just walked right past me (by this time, I was sweating profusely).
I was honestly confused at what I was witnessing, I was right there with them and they kept on saying among themselves "nobody dey this house jhor". After that, they ransacked the house and parted away with cash and other valuable items they could find and they left.
I really don't understand what happened but all I know is that God saved me, an unbeliever.
I'm so humbled and grateful to God for now I know that there truly is a God and he cares for his own.
I urge my atheist brethren to have a rethink on their stance for surely God must exist and I am living proof of his existence.

You want to convert alfa into a brain dead Christian and you didn't bring enough holy spirit juice to the party. I don't know why you are going through all this stress to answer alfa's questions when you can easily collect "expo" from the holy spirit.

Op must be joking.

Hilarious but google was created by man so the real God here is man.

Why should opinion(s) of other people matter so much to you?

Biko, people, wetin dey go on for here? Anybody help me see my dog?

It is surely important because for some people it is the only reason why they live and the only reason why they appear to be moral. Take away religion and you are left with nut cases.

@Joshthefirst, bro, you have lost round one. Rest a little and gather enough strength for round two. I trust in your ability to put these godless and immoral atheists in their place.

ifeness: The marriage issue is a joke that is why divorce is on the rise.

Marriage, a joke? why would you say such a thing?

khattab02: Lol.. Interesting. But you are wrong on what you said the church is.

How am I wrong with my assertion?

ifeness: Yes it wouldn't since i can get married and file for divorce at will

That makes no sense.

tuagbo: "That silly cartoon character" makes sense sometimes.

Homer suffers from deep psychological problems. He would say that since his own marriage is such a failure.

lanrexlan: Better.

A book, I wouldn't bother with but a new thread........ count on it

khattab02: Lol.. No no. I don't think the great gospellers and bible thumpers with agree with you.

Life wouldn't be interesting if every body agreed with each other.

tuagbo: "Marriage is a coffin and every child born in a marriage is a nail on that coffin"-"Homer Simpson"

Homer Simpson That silly cartoon character?

ifeness: I personally believe marriage is an inconvenience. How many couples stay faithful these days? Banging one kitten for the rest of your life is unthinkable. Men are natural sex predators who are ready to sleep with anything in skirt.They can father 100s of kids if possible. The only way to checkmate such behavior was the invention of religion and laws which gave more right to married men.

The bible god was also invented so it/he couldn't have invented marriage in the first place.

But that still wouldn't stop you from getting married now or would it?

tuagbo: Jesus Christ never got married because he never existed...beginning a sentence with "and" is wrong.

I was actually trying to complete @Pagan9ja's comment.

PAGAN 9JA:
christian weddings are not recognized by the God because it was inveneted later.

The only recognized wedding are traditional weddings.

christians have no right to get married.

And like Macof said, Jesus didn't get married and even Paul advised they stay away from it to keep their holy spirit meter high.

khattab02: Why should they get married in the church? Isn't the church house of God or where they worship God?

The church is an ordinary building filled with ordinary people doing ordinary things so it is perfect.

obadiah777: absolute hogwash. plaetton you need to be flogged with horse whip for this myopic and redundant article smdh

How is it myopic and redundant? Is it because it does not talk about reincarnation or recompense?

lanrexlan: Better publish books From your stories.

I wouldn't buy such a book so I wouldn't bother publishing one.

Smh, you want to cause her to sin against the most high jah jehovah. She's married to Jesus now, find someone else or you upgrade your holy spirit to match her own.

macof: Epic

Welldone. So creative

waiting for Yahweh vs superman

Thanks, working on it as we speak.