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this guy don spoil show. chai. see different methods of chyking wey him don rubbish so. i go report to seun. this is an infringement on my man rights.

i wan chop beans and poff corn.

guy, money is the root of all stupidity

bye, and no show ya face here again. na u bring all this wahalla,

clemcykul:
for the last time shatap!

clems, are u refer to me? i hope not

@mykali



na ya own worse. na cell u dey, police no say make dem on light small, even candle?

why? wetin u wan see?

mykali, where did u appear from? oya leave this place. i need to discuss privately with . . . . . . .eous




@beauteous


the more u look the less u see. i neva see ya face before.

auceki, what have u done again?

hmmm, last at last.

i'm getting sick and tired of the word, sperm.

@ beateous



@jassie

@beateousssssssssssssssss


wetin be ya problem self  


                                                           do u find me adorable    . . . . . . or what

;d :p

karate his teeth.

:p

who is he?

ina nor dey hear word at all. na me be the katakpoi 4 dis vicinity. so all of ina find ya square root.

i'm not online at the momennt. but the moment i log out . . . . . .

A man goes to the pet store and buys an expensive
talking parrot. At home, he finds this parrot
swears like a sailor.

A conservative church going man, this bird's foul
mouth was driving him crazy.

One day, it was too much, so the man grabbed the
bird by the throat, shook him really hard, and
yelled, "Stop your filthy talk!"

This just made the bird mad and he swore more than
ever.

The man was furious and said,"OK, that's it!
You're getting punished for this!" and locked poor
bird in a dark cabinet.

This aggravated the bird to no end and he clawed
and scratched until the man finally let him out.
The bird proceeded to curse the man with a
dreadful stream of invectives.

At that point the poor man was so mad he threw the
bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds
there was a terrible din. The bird kicked and
clawed and thrashed. Then it suddenly got VERY
QUIET!

He started to think that the bird may have been
hurt. After a few of minutes of silence, he's
became so worried that he opened up the freezer
door.

The bird calmly climbed onto the man's out-
stretched arm and says, "I'm so sorry about the
trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve
my vocabulary from now on."

The man was astounded. He couldn't understand the
transformation that had come over the parrot.

Then the parrot said, "By the way, what did the
chicken do?"

A blonde woman walks into a store. Curious about
a shiny object, she asks, "What is that?"

The store clerk responds, "It's a thermos."

The blond then asks, "What does it do?"

The clerk says "It keeps hot things hot and cold
things cold." So she buys one.

The next day, she brings it to work with her. Her
boss, also a blonde, asks, "What is that shiny
object?"

She replies "It's a thermos."

He asks, "What does it do?"

She says, "It keeps hot things hot and cold
things cold."

He then asks, "What do you have in there?"

"Two cups of coffee and a 20inch cucumber," she
replies.

the 50 inch d1ck


A man with a 50 inch long d1ck goes to his doctor
to complain that he is unable to get any women to
have sex with him. They all tell me that my d1ck
is too long.

"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is
there any way you can shorten it?" The doctor
replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can
do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to
help you." So the doctor gives him directions to
the witch. The man calls upon the witch and relays
his story.

"Witch, my d1ck is 50 inches long and I can't get
any women to have sex with me. Can you help me
shorten it?" The witch asked him to "Pull it out
and let me look at it." The man uncoils his 50
inch rod. The witch stares in amazement,
scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I
have a solution to your problem. What you have to
do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the
pond you will see a frog sitting on a log who can
help solve your dilemma. First you must ask the
frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog
declines your proposal, your d1ck will be ten
inches shorter." The man's face lit up and he
dashed off into the forest.

He came upon the pond and sure enough, there sat
this frog on a log. He called out to the frog,
"will you marry me?" The frog looked at him
dejectedly and replied, "NO".

The man looked down and suddenly his d1ck was 10
inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud,
"This is great!! But it's still too long at 40
inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."

"Frog, will you marry me?," the guy shouted.
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and
screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch
in his d1ck, looked down, and it was another 10
inches shorter.

The man laughed, "This is fantastic." He looked
down at his d1ck again, 30 inches long, and
reflected for a moment. Thirty inches is still a
monster, just a little less would be ideal. So,
I'll ask the frog to marry me one more time.

Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled
out, "Frog will you marry me?"

The frog looked back across pond shaking its
head, "NO!, NO, and for the last time,
No"!!!

chei, suit me. i berra began to find where i would hiddden.