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A blonde walks past three men in the office who
are all bemoaning the fact that they are about
to be audited during the coming month.

Says the first guy with a groan, "I'm screwed!"

"I'm screwed, too!" says the other guy, slapping
his forehead.

"Guys, I am about to be f*cked beyond all
recognition by this audit!" exclaims the third
guy in anguish.

Just then, one of the guys notices the blonde who
has been standing there listening. She now has a
very thoughtful look on her face. "Are you OK?"
asks the guy.

"Yes," replies the blond, "but I was wondering:
how do I go about getting audited?"

A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid
restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house
special and he is brought a plate with potatoes,
corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?"
he asks?

"Cojones, senior," the waiter replies.

"What are cojones?" the man asks.

"Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles
of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."

At first the man is disgusted; but being the
adventurous type, he decides to try this local
delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious.
In fact, it is so good that he decides to come
back again the next night and order it again.

This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but
the meaty objects are much smaller.

"What's this?" he asks the waiter.
"Cojones, senior," the waiter replies.

"No, no," the man objects, "I had cojones
yesterday and they were much bigger than these."

"Senior," the waiter explains, "the bull does
not always lose."

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the
bell, the wife answers.

'Hi is Tony home?'

'No he went to the store.'

'Well, you mind if I wait?'

'No come in.'

They sit down and the friend says 'You know Nora,
you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen.
I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see
one.'

Nora thinks about this for a second an figures
what the hell - a hundred bucks.

She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly
thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says
'They are so beautiful I got to see the both of
them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could
just see the both of them together.'

Nora thinks about this and says what the hell,
opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look.
Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on
the table then says he can't wait any longer for
Tony and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home
and his wife says 'You know your weird friend
Chris came over.'

Tony thinks about this for a second and says
'Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?'

ibkaye n saucekid, husband n wife

realistically speakin, i'm lmao. cool dude.

u see, the only problem with u guys is that u guys have got no problems at all. waste all ya time on the computer and bla bla bla

satan don punish lucifer

omi ti cold. mmiri di oyi. biuj ki thierol. every thing follow.

8 year old daddy and all.

awwwwwwwwwww my Lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwd,

the only poster that is always on line. don't u have other things to do maddam??

which kind of a family is this. in fact, the family is nice *recieves slap from robot*

kiss ur stinking feet. what the f**k is naira land turning into . yuckest yuck i ever seen.

i have a poem


i thought i was the last

to post on this thread

so i don't understand

what is going on in here

guy, go and supa glue ya self.

if u are cracked up go and superglue yourself together. we don't want littering pieces of u in here, aight?

the good jokes died of natural causes.

birds of the same feather. . . .again.

who dey busy bory.

sorry for what?

krama, were u dey na? i need ur jokes badly. i'm hooked.

did ur dik get stuck somewhere tattoo

move in move out or stay put.

mykali, u don dey deny me abi. i was only trying to lighten up th ''nipples'' the situation for u.

he is askin about saucekid, info, sodgi and the rest. oya, begin answer.

info don disappear? i've been watching these thread from a distance for some time and now i think it's time to ask a qxn. who is more crazier than who

why u dey expose ya brownian for here.

wetin be all this talk about lurvee for here.?

chei, i will go and report. ina talk say mykali my main man get boobs. roflmao.

blondes must always be dumb.