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Jesus Was An Illiterate
Yes. He didn't go to school to learn things. He believed his imaginary father in imaginary heaven doesn't need him to get some good education.

He was an appretince carpenter who delved into magic but looking at his actions, he was no different to an illiterate barrow pusher in ochanja market.

The same dress code. The same loud talk and prone to violence. Sexism and boasting. Being too religious. All marks of abject illiteracy.

Calling their Saviour an illiterate. Infact the whole topic could be seen as an attack on the Christians belief system.

Jesus Did Not Invent Any New Thing.Scientists Are More Useful Than God
Jizz-Us, the glorified incompetence that lived in the middle east 2000 years ago did not invent a single new thing in his 33 years of miserable life even though he claimed to have all powers. All he did was magic tricks. The more you look, the less you see.

Men have been inventing stuff to make our life better but this one couldn't even handle his father's workshop.

I would sooner worship a useful scientist than a lazy magician.

I actually liked this topic. I liked the points that you made about Jesus not inventing anything although he had magical powers. But then like i said in a previous post you did refer to Jesus as Jizz Us which gives the impression that the purpose of the topic is to mock Christianity whereas to me its just satire. She locked this topic and it ended up in the recycle bin.

Most Christians Are Illiterates
I have noticed that the more enlightened one is, the less likely he is to be a christian.

Each sunday in many churches, 90% of the sheeple there have never seen the inside wall of an institute of higher education.

Christianity also encourages illiteracy because they are afraid of losing their sources of income.

Augustine of Hippo warned people to beware of mathematics. They made him a saint.

I now start to understand why I can't reason with the likes of Frosbel, Jesoul, Stricktlymi, Oladegbu, Goshen, et al. We are not on the same intellectual level.

And I am not ready to go down many levels because of useless brains. So atheists, next time you are discussing with a real christian, please note that his/her level of intelligence is not what you may be thinking it is.

This topic is funny I see your side of the coin Alfaman and i agree with you its not easy for me to see the other side of the coin as far as this topic is concerned but we're all different. You can't just mention names and insult them that goes against rule number 2.

Was Fat Jesus Forced To Go On A Diet?
For a man to go 40 days without food or water, such man must have had body reserves to sustain him. Fat people usually go days without food in order to slim down a bit. 40 days means excessive obesity must have been the case.

Why was Jesus obese? Consider that his food is primarily made up of bread and wine which is carbs and alcohol/sugar. This is the major cause of obesity nowadays. Half a loaf of bread contains more than 900 calories in those days.
Another factor was that he had no gainful employment that uses up energy. He abandoned his father's shop to ruins and was basically a wandering vagabond. And moreover, he had no girlfriend which could have helped. He also have a propensity to go hungry most of the times and gets angry when he doesn't find food.
Infact his life revolves around eating and drinking. He is the entertainer at weddings and makes sure wines keep flowing. He is always feasting and having fish and bread buffets.

We also know that he has difficulty walking long distances because he always sends his gangs to go and take people's donkey to carry him. If you need a donkey to carry you into a city, you are fat.

I think he was obliged to go on a drastic diet and may have died of high blood pressure or heart attack due to his weight if the romans hadn't killed him first.

This topic came with an image of a fat jesus on the cross is satire to us but offensive to the religious. I can't find the topics you made with your original Alfaman I.D. and don't have time to go through the rest of your topics but i hope you can see what JeSoul and the religious can see as offensive in your posts.

Foursquare church sent Pastor ashimolowo to open branches in England but the smart guy double crossed his people & started his own church KICC

Uyi Iredia: A good philosophy book that highlights fallacies and methods of thinking is much preferable to good book on evolution.

There has to be a level playing field. A good philosophy book dose not explain evolution & evolution is part of the puzzle.

Sirniyeh: if your 10 years old son ask you: where is God?, what will you tell him? And if he later ask you to prove your answer, what will be your hypothetical postulation? This is a serious matter, pls

Is your 10 year old asking you these questions? If yes why not tell him what you were told when you were 10 years old? Or better still give him a copy of the bible a copy of the Koran & any good book on evolution & encourage him to think for himself

Since the poster has removed his original post I have decided to lock this topic

^^^ I just submitted it

RUBBISH!!

“The fear of God is not the beginning of wisdom. The fear of God is the death of wisdom. Skepticism and doubt lead to study and investigation, and investigation is the beginning of wisdom. The modern world is the child of doubt and inquiry, as the ancient world was the child of fear and faith.” Clarence Darrow (1857-1938)

[quote author=sexy-excalibur]If Muslim men gets 72 virgins in paradise,,,what do Muslim women get?
I know this question sounds like I am being facetious,but I am truly curious here....what do female Muslims get when they reach paradise()...[/quote]Good question but then its a mans world. I would like what the muslim women in the Islamic section have to say about this.

^^^Please explain to me how you can use your five senses to determine what happens after death? Can you you use the same five senses to say what was happening 100 years before you existed? Or why you happened to be born into a Nigerian family that happens to practice christianity instead of a sunni damily that practices islam in Iraq or an Indian family that practices HindU in India or a Thai family that practices Buddhism in Thailand or a Danish family that happens to be atheists in Denmaek?

It dose not matter they are still nigerian if they're nigerian parents had not been religious I doubt that they're children would turn out to be extremists

Alfa Seltzer: Jesus and Jizz-Us are two different people. Should I not call his name again because it sounds like someone else's name? The bolded is surprising because if I didn't notice that the thread was deleted, she would never have said why she hid it. And talking about her explanation, she gave none. Just that it was deemed offensive. I don't know if you have seen the image of the crucifix in cathedrals. Jesus has almost nothing on him. Infact, the picture I posted was an official potrait done by an italian artist and used by many christian organisations. It is only nairaland that considers it offensive.

Unless Jizz-Us has become a nairaland member, my topics do not break rule number 2.

No she hasn't told me what I need to do. Is the name Jizz-Us, causing offense? I don't know what other name to use. If I use Jesus, people will misunderstand because I am not refering to the same person. Thompsom and Thomsom might sound the same but are two different people.

Your spelling of Jizzus can be deemed offensive because it sounds similar to Jesus & it gives the impression that yoUr mocking their saviour. Sometimes me myself don't really understand what they find offensive. Because to me its just satire. Hopefully after she reads this she may decide to issue you with a warning before hiding your posts or maybe I would have to do that myself. When I have time I will copy & paste here some of your topics that have ended up in the recycle bin or othersections & explain to you what was offensive & why it ended up there

InAfconSquad: My cover has been blown, My identity has been revealed.. So there's no need hiding.

and your topic deserves to be thrown in the recycle bin for breaking rule #8. Don't post false information on Nairaland.

Cool story but I believe you were always a christian at heart & it only took an illness to convince you to reconvert back to christinity. How long were you an athiest for? Was it up to a year?

Well that is what religious extremism can do to someone. I heard that the guy with the machete is nigerian

You came from dust you return to dust

Alfa Seltzer: Sorry for taking a long time to respond to you. Thanks for trying to resolve this issue but I can't send you PM as I don't do things in secrecy like the christians.

We can discuss here.

My beef with JeSoul is that she first without warning hides posts and threads, then when you complain, tell you the post was deemed offensive to someone even though it didn't break any rules. Well all posts are offensive to someone, why single my own out.

The last stroke was when she banned me for what she called a "pattern of insult". I don't know what that means. I didn't insult anybody nor break any rules. When I asked her to tell me which rule I broke, I got another ban.

I know what she was suffering from but as a Satanist, I am not concerned. If she wanted to destroy this section, I will oblige her.

So her options are these:
1. Continue hiding my posts. Result- section littered with "this post is hidden"
2. Continue banning. - Result- Inconsequential.
3. Tell me what she wants. Result- Will try to oblige (as long as it doesn't include going against my religion)

Everybody works differently mods in general don't. issue warnings when it comes to hiding posts I don't either.
As for hiding threads she has no right to hide a thread without giving a good reason if that is true. Some posts are offensive to some people your spelling of jesus which is jizzus can be deemed offensive. I myself found that picture you posted of a man on a cross with something just below his crotch as in the image of jesus as offensive. But then again what she sees as offensive may not seem offensive to me & you & some of your topic titles & content is offensive to certain people. Your topics break rule number 2 in the nairaland rules & regulations your topics need to be not provocative & not insultive. She has told you above what you need to do

[quote author=Atheist:-D]Where are the pics of his missing manhood?[/quote]Good question where are the bloody pics? Where is the evidence? Or are we expected to believe based on faith?

Yep nigeria is a very religious and very corrupt country, infact religion and corruption are like husband and wife the two are married.

Homosexuality goes against the laws of nature. The key evolved to enter the ignition. UNDERSTAND?

They bought us hospitals education civilization but the one thing they bought that is causing problems today is religion

[quote author=Chris†Kid]Hello mods can you help me get this thread on front page? https://www.nairaland.com/1292920/ten-reasons-why-shouldnt-fear[/quote]I've done the best i can by submitting it. I sincerely hope it makes the homepage.

EatmyShorts: What is bad about talking about my ministry on a Section on Christianity.

nothing dude but people don't open threads just so that you talk about your ministry which has got nothing to do with the purpose them opening the thread and its called spamming which is against the rules. Open your own thread if you want to talk about your wonderful ministry

EatmyShorts: Someone is hiding my Posts.

Who is this person that dares to afflict a Man of God,
SMH, and some People want to make Heaven.

well stop derailing threads with your offtopic posts

Students from a whole giant of africabegging studentsfrom ghana z imbabwe & other small countries for small change to survive. Shame on you nigeria you are supposed to be lwading the way

She went out to buy bread met a conman posing as a pastor who managed to swindle her out of 80 grand in a few hours. Some people must be so gullible

So how is the man in the picture being molested?