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The name sound like one particular pple own 4 naija??

Has Okupe infected u

Oya mr. Buruji d food wen u order don come..
Pack ur load go America go tell dem dat cock n bull story wey u been dey talk say alhaji na ur younga broda.. ode.. I sure say even u sef no believe dat ur story

Aminat508:
Dis man sha? Haba too Absurd

Luv ur boobies!

1st sensible statement 4rm Fayose in a long while
Hmmm, truly change has come!

one of Jonathan's final assignments n declaration as the CIC of FRN..

... indeed d cap was too big for his head.


But make no mistake about it, We d good pple of Nigeria have successfully assisted him in dropping d cap so he can sail to Otuoke stress free


Happy Holiday Nigeria!

Pls drop your Valedictory Message for our outgoing Commander in chief. His Royal 'highness' Chief Goodluck Ebele Jonathan..

#Teamnewnigeria

I guess congratulation is in order..


Buhari has won!
Democracy has won!
Nigeria has won!

A new day beckons!
Nigeria shall be great again.
Time to rebuild all that the incompetent one has destroyed!

Please do well to drop your words of wisdom and advice for the incoming administration.

Also feel free to wish d man whose LUCK has carried him thus far farewell from the house of power back to where he should have always been (Otuoke).

All these are money hungry prophets n i dare say no God revealed anything 2 dem. Their message was as scanty n inconclusive as can be and they ended up sayin nothing but mere predictions which about anybody can make. God does nt work wit prophets like dat.. Go back to the bible!

If I'm 2 choose who 2 bliv in all the above, it will be only Apostle Johnson cuz he was straight n not dodging like d rest who were makin safe predictions.tho his was filled wit contradictions as well. Imagine Adeboye sayin ' i can't tell u what i was told cuz bla bla but in d end all well dat ends well' and u call dis a prophesy Somebody wake me up pls...

searching4love:


MOST NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE GUILTY OF TOXIC VAGINA STENCH AND IT'S INDEED A SORRY CASE THAT DESPITE ALL THEIR HUGE MAKEUP THEIR PUBIC REGION IS AS SMELLY AS A PIT TOILET. THE REASON FOR THIS IS THEIR DIRTY NATURE, MULTIPLE MEN THEY SLEEP WITH, WEARING THE SAME PANT FOR 3 DAYS AND URINATING WITHOUT CLEANING WITH WATER. TO FIND A NIGERIAN GIRL WHO IS ODOUR FREE IS LIKE SEARCHING FOR A PIN IN THE OCEAN. THIS IS WHY I DON'T LOOK THEM TWICE AND I HOPE THOSE WOMAN WRAPPERS WHO FIGHTS FOR THEM WILL AT LEAST HAVE SOME SENSE AND ADMIT THE TRUTH. ADVICE YOUR GIRLS TO IMPROVE THEIR HYGIENE AND STOP SMELLING LIKE A RAT CORPSE


#team foreign girls

U stupidd but i like u cuz u funny as well

Those boobies full sha.. Jus like i like am but d gal no make

axortedbabe:
guys search for their vaseline..
what do I luk for..

Unripe banana!

Eventho i remain an unrepetant supporter of GMB and i totally loath FFK.. I can't help but luv n smile @ d exposition n insults he's heaping on d psnality n image of d man Tinubu who i think must really think of himself as a demi-god, a king maker! He is one of the reasons our country is in such a sorry state 2day. Bunch of stinking thieves all of them! Greedy idiotss!

Fani kayode under saner clime should be in jail 4 crimes commited during his tenure in d aviation sector.

Tinubu should be in jail 4 robbing lagos blind n usurping and amassing so much public wealth for just himself.

It is a pity dat he (tinubu) is chapionin buhari (whome i see as upright n luv passsionately) course and gej's abysmall performance leaves one wit no much option but to keep screaming:


Sai Buhari!


Hopin he'll put tinubu in his place wen he gets into office.

Baba wit d situation Gej has put us right now.. Fuel scarcity, lack of electricity supply, traffic stress, air n land pollution..

U wouldn't totally blame her. Why not wait until we hear her own part of d story.


Op make sure u monitor her, anytime she wakes up n is sober, get her own account n do well 2 report.. Until den...



















Shut d fvvck up n mind ya bizness!!

Jonathan has made our transformers redundant! U can even spend a month on some.. Still nothing will happen.

Vote wisely; vote out jonathan!

Na d boy go find troube nah,
If he's lukin for role model, shei him no see nigerian models like .. (Don't knw of any )
No? He wan yankee role model
He got what he askd for nah

Pls everybody should luk @ dis pant carefully!

If uve ever come across dis pant b4 maybe it was dried on a line by a neighbour or in d bathroom by ur sister Or worn by ur gf to ur place.. Meanin u recognise d pant n its owner

Pls do us a favour n tell d owner 2 go pick up her pant @ silverbird 4 it has been found!

Thank you very much!

Hmm dis is serious

Who else 2 blame if not Gej

Vote wisely, Vote Buhari

Pls help me find her too.. I want her sleeping in ma beddddd

Ohhh come on, you can easily tell the group is rented..
Actors look hungry! Placards look rich!
Who they fooling.. definitely not me.

Should have rented a crowd not a quasi - group.. well, maybe this is all he can afford after throwing away stacked up stolen money in lost primaries.

Guy is broke.. needs the job badly

Hey, everybody beware of d girl above me. She is mad!!!

She saw ur di*ck n u saw breasst n 4 ur mind u don revenge!

Ah mean u didn't even press to see if it was soft or hard

U didn't even ask 2 see her yash sef

Omo u fvckk up

Ask for a Replay!

Space 4 Sale!!!

Jonathan supporters Stay clear!!!

Bunch of nitwits.. like master like slaves!

Thought they said Obj is irrelevant.. why are they running from pillar to post?
The tribulations of a sinkin man!!!
Goodbye jonathan!

Now I fully appreciate the import of that statement that it is better to shut up and be thought to be a fool than speak up and clear all doubts. This numb skull just cleared all doubts. Little wonder they hardly let him talk in public. The presidency sure knows what an oaf he is.

Anyways, Feb 14th is the D. Day. We shall once again enjoy at least minimum sanity in the center.

Patience and his wife jonathan are on a mission to ground this country but God pass them.

Anyways, they shall vacate power by may 29!

He wants his own share of d national cake 4rm d eva generous n most corrupt Gej!
It's all in d hussle!
But, dnt get it twisted
























Sai Buhari

So what if he watches Anaconda vid.. ma able president in waiting also needs some entertainment n what better entertainment is dere dan watchin a fresh big naked junk pop..

2015.. Sai Buhari!

Ur own immediate constituency has rejected u, ofcus they now knw better..
And u want us d innocent peace luvin citzens of Nigeria 2 accept u.
Jona pls leave us alone come Feb 2015!
Nigeria deserve better!
Sai Buhari!

And some pple clamour for this man's return. Smh.. Nigerians are indeed Nigeria's worst enemy!
Kick d clueless one out in feBuhari
2015.. Sai Buhari

ABEngine:
Curves don't make meals, curves don't raise homes, fcck it!

But curves do make sweet bed