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Good news to students

Good news for students

Good news for students

Asom Architects is live now, you can now search and order for our building plan/designs online
via: https://asomarchitects.business.site/

We are verified by google.

You can now also search for our office location on Google Maps by typing "Asom Architects"

Asom Architects is live now, you can now search and order for our building plan/designs online
via: https://asomarchitects.business.site/

We are verified by google.

You can now also search for our office location on Google Maps by typing "Asom Architects"

That's serious

Nice one vp

Nice

In other news

These are the 2 major complaint ladies made about sex while in a
relationship
#1. After giving him my body, he left me..
#2. He left me because I refused to have sex with him..

#NOTE: Those who gives and those who refused to give are complaining...
( Whats the difference)

Sex isn't enough,its not the only thing you can offer a man.
If You Don't Have Anything To Offer A Man Outside Sex, Please remain Single...
Relationship is not buying and selling.
There are more to it than Doggy style, Missionary style, etc.

If sex was the only reason a guy ask u out,he will definately leave after he has achieve his aim,therefore,give him the impression to look beyond sex:so that even after the sex,he will still have a reason to hold on and keep loving you..

Men loves intelligent ladies...

Men loves ladies with ideas..

Men loves respectful ladies...

Sex is very cheap these days, anybody can buy it.
You need to build yourself beyond sex.
Leave make-ups and be a productive lady.

Men are looking for ladies with ideas and solution not those who paint their faces with different colours..

Ladies and gentlemen what's your take on this let's discuss.....

at least can we now 4give the pig?

This question got to me this morning and I am looking for someone to help unravel the answer . If you have time answer me Why Noah made the Ark in 40 days, why the rain/storm lasted for 40days, Why the Israelites walked through the desert for 40 years , Why the tower of barbel was built in 40 days, Why Jesus Christ fasted for 40days, and He ascended to heaven after 40 days. Why Easter is celebrated after 40 days. And they say Life begins at 40. Even Pass mark starts at 40. And they also say "A fool @ 40 is a fool forever". What's so special about 40?
This is a question for all if you have an answer to this please drop in the comment box below

NOTE: Reasonable answers pls

Mods pls help push to front page so we can all learn..

Pls is dat Nigeria?

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The meeting of the Federal Executive Council (FEC) will not hold on Wednesday, February 28, 2018.

This is due to the participation of President Muhammadu Buhari and a significant number of ministers at the High-Level Meeting of the International Conference on Lake Chad Basin, at the Transcorp Hilton Hotel, Abuja, for the better part of that day.

FEMI ADESINA
Special Adviser to the President
(Media & Publicity)
February 26, 2018.

Source:https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1778367532458381&id=1452287068399764

APL33:
Haba, swear u don't like Manson Goat better. But sha, just ask ur G.F or Wife, she go tell u truth.

bros ur own na customize already nau. (APE) congrats

Localamos:
it's me, your kind.

lolz no be me and u

APL33:
. Manson Goat. Its does sound good. Don't worry, me am the zoo keeper u hear?

APL sorry APE which one sound more like an animal lol gradeA animal

Bakrabas:
And you too, zoo follower

same here...

APL33:
Zoo country without anim*ls like u. Is that one zoo?

and also a useless animal like u..

hidhrhis:
if it is a zoo country what shld I call u living their
the only thing that comes to my mind is animal cos their is no way their won't be an animal in a zoo

you are the head animal there

Localamos:
By inference, you are an animal.

A brainless goat to be precise. No hard feelings.

who's this manerless fool making noise. no hard feelings though

hidhrhis:
if it is a zoo country what shld I call u living their
the only thing that comes to my mind is animal cos their is no way their won't be an animal in a zoo

U are the head animal....

Can this happen in a zoo country were we have zoo leaders ?

AprilSmallWoman:
Op I guess you're a collegian, 100L. Lol. Welcome to AAU. You need to see the law faculty

you must be very funny. I graduated long b4 u tot of ganing admission

seguno2:
E no pain you.
E never pain you reach.
Otherwise you will not be lamenting only on nairaland but you will be sensitising other students and your family and friends to take on the governor.
Why are you not doing that

Keep shut if you don't have anything to say

This is AAU, where our young once paid such amount of school fees, yet no building for lecture class, the management in AAU is a big disgrace , how can u collect one hundred and fifty thousand naira such amount without providing enabling Environment for our young once to learn, it pain me so much when I see them trying to get good Education, the government and the management is not encouraging them.

A kid (Akpos) went to the police to report about his lost bicycle.

AKPOS: My new bicycle has been stolen.
POLICE: When did u notice?
AKPOS: This morning
POLICE: Do you have a suspect?
AKPOS: Yes,my mum and dad.
POLICE: why do u suspect them?
AKPOS: yesterday at midnight i heard mum say make it stand well so I can seat on it very well ''and dad said ''climb up fast before it falls .and mum said ''push slowly slowly dont hurt me.......police hahaha o boy na senior bicycle be that oo

u don't worth 50naira even free self na manage
btwn
A kid (Akpos) went to the police to report about his lost bicycle.

AKPOS: My new bicycle has been stolen.
POLICE: When did u notice?
AKPOS: This morning
POLICE: Do you have a suspect?
AKPOS: Yes,my mum and dad.
POLICE: why do u suspect them?
AKPOS: yesterday at midnight i heard mum say make it stand well so I can seat on it very well ''and dad said ''climb up fast before it falls .and mum said ''push slowly slowly dont hurt me.......police hahaha o boy na senior bicycle be that oo