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Obviously, her aim was defeated because she has now become the butt of online jokes and people are referring to her as frightening, zombie-like, corpse bride, and the ghost bride. Some have said she looks very sickly and pale but she doesn’t seem to mind and happily posts her photos to her 296,000+ followers on Instagram.

Cosmetic surgery has three major benefits – increased self confidence, enhanced mental health and improved physical health.

For example, rhinoplasty repairs deviated septums, and makes breathing easier. Breast reduction surgery relieves neck, back and shoulder pain.

Liposuction reduces your chances of getting diabetes. And if you’re born with a rare facial deformity, like a twisted jaw that leaves you unable to chew food, a cosmetic procedure could even save your life.

However, plastic surgery is often abused. People decide they want to look like a celebrity – Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, a Human Ken Doll – and get way too many procedures, chasing their quixotic goal.

Sahar Tabar is only 19, yet at such a young age, she has already had so much done to her body just to look like her idol.

The woman from Teheran, Iran says she is one of Angelina Jolie’s biggest fans and “would do anything” to look like the Hollywood actress.

She went on to shed 90 lbs. and now diets constantly to maintain her weight at 40 kilograms. She’s also had 50 surgical procedures just to attain the look that she had always coveted.

Having sex with an uneducated village girl
using a condom is OK until you hear her
sharing the experience with her friends like
this .... "His penis is brand new, the
waterproof is still on it!.............tear rubber

Having sex with an uneducated village girl
using a condom is OK until you hear her
sharing the experience with her friends like
this .... "His penis is brand new, the
waterproof is still on it!.............tear rubber

And some learned to appreciate today’s modern aircraft a little more…

“What I find incredible is that these comparatively ‘light’ materials add up to like 100,000 lbs for a Boeing 737 and the plane is so powerful and strong it can hold another 55000 lbs for takeoff. Amazing what modern day aircraft are capable of. And a 737 is just a medium sized aircraft.”

If this image does anything, it should give viewers some appreciation for how far we’ve come and how much work it took to get here. It took a lot of trial and error to go from wicker chairs to today’s high tech seats.

“Wicker furniture is very light. Early airplanes were horribly underpowered by modern standards, so it was very important to save as much weight as possible for things like fuel, passengers, and cargo. Thus the fuselage was made of doped fabric instead of metal, and the interior furniture was all made of wickerwork and netting.”

Believe it or not, wicker was considered modern and high tech in this time period. Now, well…it’s almost only used as porch furniture. How times have changed.

Others noticed the scary emergency sign toward the front of the plane…

“Notice the “emergency exit” sign that says “ripping panel, pull ring” Basically to get out of the plane you rip a hole in the side by pulling on a big can ring.”

As you can see in the photo below, the inside of the plane consists of two rows of wicker chairs. Yep, you read that correctly…wicker chairs. And while it seems like the builder skimped on the seating arrangments they seemed to have no issues with spicing up the windows with some fancy curtains. Evidently, the priorities were a tad different back then.

And while it’s hard to tell from the angle the photo was taken, it doesn’t look like there were any seatbelts attached to those not-so-sturdy seats.

It kind of looks like the inside of an RV and we can guess that it would most certainly not survive if it were in a crash.

Makes you really appreciate the state-of-the-art aircraft we have today, right?

But, like every new invention, you have to start somewhere so maybe, just maybe this was impressive back in the day and people didn’t worry about the lack of safety all that much because they didn’t know any better. Over the years, aircraft engineers and builders have learned what works best and what definitely doesn’t work. We are guessing the wicker chairs were one of the things that they discovered didn’t hold up over time or with a little bit of turbulence.

Commenters had a field day with this photo and shared their thoughts and opinions on the image that was taken so long ago…

Some made good points about the use of light weight chairs…

“It’s a wooden plane, I’m sure, nothing would survive in a crash.Wooden chairs are probably used to keep the weight down.”

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Seun

BY ‘SEGUN ODEJIMI



After it became public knowledge that Banky W had slid into Nollywood actress, Adesua Etomi‘s DM and she had opened the door for him – even set a table in there for him – reports emerged that she was initially seeing another actor, Kunle Remi.



From that point on, up until the climax of the former’s union yesterday in Cape Town, South Africa, Kunle Remi has had to contend – quite masterfully I must say – with the “you lost your babe to that shinny head” remarks.

I decided to catch up with the dude this morning in my head and below is our conversation.

ME: Hi Kunle. Howdy?

KR: Apart from having to see images upon images of #BAAD2017? I’m fine.

ME: So, was it true that Adesua was dating you before Banky came along?

KR: Yeah.

ME: And she left you for Banky?

KR: Yes.

ME: Why do you think she left?

KR: I don’t know.

ME: Was it because Banky is a bigger boy than you and all you do is form fine boy for Nollywood posters?

KR: You’re mad!

ME: I know. People also say you’re not even a good actor, that’s why you depend on opening your shirt at every opportunity you get. And that’s why she left you for someone who has got everything over you.

KR: What rubbish is this, TNS? Are you a fool?

ME: Yes. Do you know my surname?

KR: Why the Bleep should I care?

ME: Because it answers your last three questions.

KR: I think you should Bleep off and stop your pathetic attempt to troll. That’s why nobody likes TNS.

ME: I also hear, even though you wanted to go for the wedding, you couldn’t afford the aṣọ ẹbi. They said your matter would have been worse than Masterkraft’s if you attended.

KR: Why should I attend? When I am confident their marriage will end soon. Give it two years. Or is that not how celebrity marriages end these days?

ME: Are you asking me? Are you not supposed to be one of them? At least that’s what Instagram tells me.

KR: I am not married so please don’t ask me bleeped up questions.

ME: So, you think Adesua will come back to you?

KR: I am confident she will. I am waiting for her.

[END]

If you believe this conversation happened anywhere apart from the writer’s head, there is an after party planned for #BAAD2017 at Eko Hotel tonight. Everyone is invited.
The writer wishes Adesua Etomi & Banky W a blessed, fruitful and happy union.

Source:https://tns.ng/in-my-head-forget-their-lavish-wedding-adesua-etomi-will-still-leave-banky-w-come-back-to-me-kunle-remi/amp/

Preetiex:
lmaoo, every spirit of stabbing die die die die by fire

lolz am telling u

Cholls:
my brother not funny

nawao watin dey do u big pass this joke o. sorry

Here is the prayer point

All these ones na to go steal ppl husband (s) eee

Too bad

Women and dick wahala!

A lady went 2 a Doctor n complained dat her husband's penis is too long. She said "when ever he inserts it in me, its so long dat it touches my heart". D doctor replied ok: bring him, I'll operate it n make it smaller. D lady shouted "Nooooooh 4 wot? Just shift my heart up a little.....

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After she had told you no sex before marriage and on wedding night you discover this, what will you do
Let's hear from romancelanders

Guys what will you do

Ladies how would you explain that

Let's hear you out peepzs

sexybbstar:
Not even sick.. I cried.
I'm just too emotional

aww so sorry dear

This question is really making waves online with different people airing their own view on how they have missed either their loved ones or spouse.
Just feel like bringing this same question here for romancelanders to air their mind.
Keep the comments rolling in

cc; lalasticlala

Ladies take note!

An anklet is a bracelet worn around the ankle. Symbolically, it means a woman wearing one is a loose lady or wife and available to men for sexual activity.

From history, wearing of leg chains around the ankle originated from french prostitutes who wear them to attract their male clients.

A US-based Nigerian businessman was dazed in Lagos, when land agents led him to the lagoon after the part-payment for 150 plots offered for N787.5 million.

Kennedy Chukwuemeka Nwabuoku told detectives led by DCP Abutu Yaro, at the Force Criminal Investigations and Intelligence Department (FCIID), Alagbon, how he had paid N577, 590, 792 in installments among other charges, plus another N18million for bush clearing in February, and how the agents were sending him pictures and videos of caterpillars in action at the purported site at Ifedele Agunbiade Village, Sangotedo, in Eti-Osa area of Lagos.
Nwabuoku told the police that he bought the unseen land with a foreign partner and had paid in fiduciary trust, sending monies on different occasions through his company, KenBouk Global Investment Ltd.

Identified as Emeka Okoronkwo and Michael Owolabi Alonge, the agents, according to Nwabuoku, had offered the land for sale at N5, 250, 000 per plot with Certificate of Occupancy (C of O).

CollegegistNG learnt that members of Nwabuoku’s family in Nigeria who wanted to see the site were told that the land was in an area bought by prominent Nigerians like former President Olusegun Obasanjo and Oba Riliwanu Akiolu, and it was cordoned off so that ordinary citizens could not gain access.

When he became suspicious, Nwabuoku sent the C of O to a friend to verify, and the friend found that no such land or location described in the document existed.

He decided to visit Nigeria and inspect the land for which he had paid the property agent, Okoronkwo, who was identified as owner of Kings Court Realtors at Plot 321A, Akin Ogunlewe Street, Victoria Island.

When he was quizzed by the police on November 8, 2017, Okoronkwo allegedly admitted that he collected N603, 000, 000 for 100 plots, agency fees and legal fees through transfers to Kings Court Realtors’ accounts in two banks.

Detectives found that Nwabuoku transferred the monies in the following order over a period: N229, 000, 000, N86, 000, 000, N120, 000, 000, N41, 300, 000, N11, 291, 000, and N90, 000, 000.
They also found that the C of O given to Nwabuoku is a fake one, and that Alonge who introduced him to Okoronkwo “masterminded the fraud”.

According to the detectives, fictitious persons were listed in the Deed of Assignment that the suspected fraudsters also gave to Nwabuoku.

When Nwabuoku arrived and insisted he must see the site before further payments, Alonge allegedly took him to a location far inside a wooded area that led to the lagoon with canoes going back and forth.

“Mr Michael Owolabi Alonge started pointing around and towards the lagoon, as if he was not sure where the land is anymore,” Nwabuoku stated in his petition to the police.

When Nwabuoku, who had been given no receipt, asked for a refund, he said that the suspects had threatened to kill him if he fails to keep quiet on the transaction.

Detectives have completed their investigation and the matter has been charged to court with Sgt Morufu Animashaun as police lawyer.

CollegegistNG learnt that Alonge is on the run.

There was an arrest warrant for Okoronkwo who allegedly received the payments, and he will appear in court on December 5.

The case is pending before Chief Magistrate (Mrs) Abimbola Komolafe of Magistrate Court 3, Igbosere, in Lagos.


Source:http://www.collegegist.com.ng/2017/11/fraudsters-reportedly-sell-lagos-lagoon.html?m=1

lovingyouhun:
Big liar! How do you people do these things sef? Me sef I no get work, come really go google am sef

wipe ur tears and stop crying

google self

HOW I LOST MY PENIS: * I was in a public transport me and my girlfriend. A beggar was inside d motor begging i give him money, as soon as d bus get 2 bus-stop i lost my penis. I started shouting my penis is gone ooooh! my penis is gone oooo everyone order d driver 2 stop he obeyed i started explinin hw i gave d bergar money, everybody started beatn him dey gave him serious beatin of his life, he confess dat his d one who took it. he brought out small bag open it and pour out d whole penis he has collected frm people on d ground i saw mine i shouted dis is mine own, as i was about 2 pick it my girlfriend shouted on me, drop dat tin pick d bigger one.

Youngsage:
Well trust me for a 4000mah device it doesn't charge slowly either!

The C2 and the CNote2 are practically the same thing, the only major difference is their screen sizes, the CN2 being 5.5".

It all gud. tnxs bro

I watch a review about the c note2 on YouTube and from what the guy said, the phone does not flash charge. am just a lil bit discouraged abt dat

Lexusgs430:
Are you now contemplating buying an S2 PRO?

Yes I think I will prefer the s2 pro

Lexusgs430:
I use an Umidigi Z1 Pro presently, and its such a lovely device (6/64)......

The S2 PRO, is also looking good. It launches on December 4th....... 6/128, water resistant, 5100mah, 16MP front camera, 13MP + 5MP rear camera etc etc etc

just finished reviewing d specs of the s2 pro I must confess dat device is a beast. am beginning to fall in luv with d product.

Lexusgs430:
I use an Umidigi Z1 PRO & the specs are true to form....... Umidigi, simply bringing good quality devices to and for all budgets .......

so happy to hear that I think am now convinced nw. but d only thing is why they made their phones so cheap with those great specs

Skseries:
Umi makes fantastic cheap phone, will be getting a c note 2 next week. Check review on YouTube u willfall inlove with their products. If no b money na z1 pro I for buy self

tnxs will check out for the note version