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Wot is ur company into? And were are u based.

800k for sex doll?

Wait till Aba people do their own and you can get it for 50k...and it's will be shouting CHIMO...
Emeka nwayo biko...
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800k for sex doll?

Wait till Aba people do their own and you can get it for 50k...and it's will be shouting CHIMO...
Emeka nwayo biko...
Ogini na

800k for sex doll?

Wait till Aba people do their own and you can get it for 50k...and it's will be shouting CHIMO...
Emeka nwayo biko...
Ogini na

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dats not how to choose a project topic in Nigeria schools. in Nigeria u go-to the Library look for existing project (s) work then copy and paste everything den u submit. if I lie ask dem nairalanders

I can only see an image from afar

�2011, Why I’ll Serve For Only One Term ~ Buhari
*********************************************
In this February 2011 interview, my former colleague, Theophilus Abbah, asked Buhari:

Why did you say you will do just one term if elected?

Below is Buhari's response:

"I’m not getting younger. If I succeed and do one term, I will be 73 years old."

Theophils asked Buhari again: If you’re doing just one term, you may want to urgently do some things? What are they?

Buhari responded:

"There are two issues and I have said it in one sentence. Security and power. This country has to be secured and managed. People in Nigeria must not go about fearing that they would be abducted. You must not be afraid to the point that you can’t drive from Kaduna to Kano any time of the day. If you are in Lagos, you should have jobs to the point that you can afford to have three shifts in a day. That is eight hours each. But people are now very scared wherever they are. People have built houses worth over a billion naira, but they are afraid to live in them. What is the use? So, security is number one. Number two is structure. We have to revive the electricity sector so that people will have access to power to carry out their businesses. Others include the roads, the railways, the shipping lines. We used to have all these things. In spite of what we earned in the last eleven years, the whole infrastructure has already collapsed."

Ba ni ne na fada ba, Hassan Wayam shine ya fada...

Courtesy: Jaafar Jaafar

Nigerian Justice System:
The Antelope was running like mad.
Elephant asked:-- Why are u running?
Antelope: They are arresting all goats.
Elephant: But you are not a goat?
Antelope: It will take at least 20 yrs to prove that in a Nigerian court!
The Elephant started running!

Only in Nigeria

Buhari why

Only in Nigeria

HE SHOULD BE GIVEN THIS KIND OF TREATMENT

Emir Sanusi Lamido Sanusi To President Buhari:
A Soldier salary is 49,000 forty nine thousand naira, some no accommodation they rent house outside the barrack no risk allowance instead they sleep inside bush fought to defend the Nation.
Where is the change?
Change should start with the National assembly: = A Senator receives N36,000,000 (thirty-six million Naira) monthly. If this is divided into two = N18,000,000 million (Eighteen million Naira). The second half which is N18,000,000 (eighteen million Naira) can be used to employ 200 Nigerians, each earning a salary of N90,000 (ninety thousand Naira) monthly. When you multiply 200 people with the number of Senators (109), this will give 21,800 Nigerians gainful employment. In short, 200 Nigerians will be able to live a comfortable life on half a Senator’s monthly salary.
A member of the House of Representatives receives a salary of N25,000,000 (tenty-five million Naira) monthly. If this salary is divided in two = N12,500,000 (twelve million and five hundred thousand Naira). The other half, which is the sum of N12,500,000 (twelve million and five hundred thousand Naira) will be enough to employ 135 Nigerians with a monthly salary of N92.500 (ninety-two thousand and five hundred Naira) each. Nigeria has 360 Members of the House of Representatives, half of their salaries can employ 48,600 Nigerians who can live comfortable lives.
So, Baba Buhari’s Administration can employ 70,400 Nigerians with monthly salaries ranging from N90,000 to N92.500 accordingly. This is just by dividing the salaries of Senators and Members of the House of Representatives. Half their present salaries is more than enough for them in a country where majority of Nigerians live on less than a dollar a day. (Now think of all the other over bloated salaries and allowances of Ministers and others)
You may try this idea Your Excellency, the President...
Nigerians, spread this message to Senators and Members of the House of Representatives and others prick their conscience if they have any and to let them know how many Nigerians are not working because of their greed.
Transformation should start from the Congress!
Pls this is not a matter of politics, tribes, religion or likeness.
GOD HELP NIGERIA

This is no news

What buhari promised us before he was elected as president.

What buhari promised us before he was elected as president

what buhari promised us before he was elected as president

coputa:
What is wrong with that,are you better than him.

who call this one for my post... wait are u sure u are normal

Some Nigerian's right now

In Atiku mind right now..

in other news
This evening I brought out water to wash my bicycle, then I saw my ex-girlfriend coming from afar, then I shifted the water to the nearest Lexus Jeep there, and started washing the tyre, this girl came close saw me, laughed and pressed the remote and the Jeep opened she then drove away, I didn't die that time .... until she came to Facebook and wrote
God always brings my enemies to wash my feet everyday ... Fada lawd, take me now!

Good. in other news

This evening I brought out water to wash my bicycle, then I saw my ex-girlfriend coming from afar, then I shifted the water to the nearest Lexus Jeep there, and started washing the tyre, this girl came close saw me, laughed and pressed the remote and the Jeep opened she then drove away, I didn't die that time .... until she came to Facebook and wrote
God always brings my enemies to wash my feet everyday ... Fada lawd, take me now!