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How stupid...?

LadyMercedes:
No, I'm gonna be the next Lewis Hamilton. You can be Daniel Ricciardo. Or Sebastian Vettel.

You can both be the next anything but i'll be the only ManTiger on the track.

Riddeek:
Most of those lurking around this thread sef are agents

Lol... this got me cracking up.

Vince77:
So i wasn't very busy so i decided to mess around on Google images.

So i decided to check out images of streets in different countries n states .

So i started with Greece, then Amsterdam, Russia, Australia, Germany, Italy, Norway, Canada, Florida, Mexico, Brazil, dubai, USA, India.....

Then i decided to check out streets in Nigeria, chai i was shocked at the image results. I almost wept.

Last time I chk, google never incorporate deep street searching for Nigeria like they di for advanced country

I can deduce the following:
1. Either the guy is not an officer.
2. Either the military man don shayo.
3. Either the lady is lying.
4. Either she gave the military man "i'm not interested of a look".
5. Either the above is all wrong!

I checked on the blog and wasn't disappointed!

This dude were asking for 500k for application fee only.

Then what will their commission be?

This organised scam happens once in every 5yrs, I remember CS 5yrs ago.

sobatec:
how and where and how true this is cos one of my client has being disturbing me on this question; although he is still in france living withouth paper

The FFL has about 2 recruiting centre, one in Aubagne and the other in Paris, Fort de Nogent.

There are detailed information online.
He should zero his mind and focus on getting to serve the nation and not for the papers.

Don't pm me cos I am not a legionnaire and i'm not in France, I just read up when considering to join the legion or British army and ended up not joining any.

Goodluck.

hahn:
So will you

The Islamic hell fire awaits you.

Calling Jesus an illiterate is a compliment considering he never existed

I am proud to be identified with an Illiterate than to be identified with a rapist, murderer, terrorist. There is nothing good that can be identified with your Muhammed! If there is tell US now!

razortruth:
That's one radical preacher that has no fear in his dictionary nor does he accept bribe

You made me remember a pastor during the reign of Jonathan.

bonechamberlain:
Na wa o, what kind of accident would blow off the roof of a Benz, with tires out, hmm

My thoughts exactly. Except if he was doing 220 and pass under a trailer.

Reason, reason, if muslim can kill themselves all in the name of religion fractions then what is peaceful in their religion? Peaceful my butt.

It's a shame on Buhari to demote first lady to the kitchen work, it is a big shame to address her as a servicing tool in the other room for his joystick while other countries were empowering women to hold a key decision in the government.

BishopMagic:
Meanwhile, where is that useless professor, Soyinka?

Why hasn't he told buhari to control his wife just as he told Jonathan?

Patience was floating orders and procedures, she was dip in-between the affairs of the state than normal. Aisha spoke the mind of many Nigerians, she said what many Nigerians wanted to say but cannot, she didn't lie despite her relationship with the President so Soyinka needed not to call her to order. I like Aisha for being objective!

TroubleMaker47:
Chai! See how ugly they look! Chai!


Even if I pop 10 pills of viagra I won't still bleep dem!

They used them as sex slaves such as crocophilla, fisting with all sort of gadget, spanking, deep throat, Bleep etc. They are vulnerable and disposable hence readily available for those who feast on their predicament. A lot happens in the eurozone.

Karleb:
The poster above you is right.

I believe e-books are better because you can get the latest edition of any book either paid or not free online if you press the correct button.

I strongly recommend you download 'Java The Complete reference' online, I've forgotten the name of the author. It's a very good book.

I will.

Thanks. I need anyone around ogun state that can give me mentorship.

I won't mind dropping something.

ugwum007:
Good, I was about to suggest Netbeans. The IDE is the best in my own opinion. It takes programming and development to another level.

Remember don't depend solely on a textbook, widening your opinions. Give your brain the benefit of doubt to reason out some areas.

Some java textbooks are outdated and full of deprecated methods and syntax so don't always assume that you are the person on the wrong side.

When you get to gui, don't even look into swing cos oracle have replaced it with javafx.

God speed.....

Thanks bro. Perhaps this is one of the best thing to ever happen to me in recent time. Programming is sweet!

Dedicating my first ever strings on programming to Mr. Karleb, hackfro, ugwum007, FrankLampArd....

I've achieved today and very excited!

iSlayer2:
Hahahahah

I like this news walai, what a good news....hahahahaha

Karleb:
Don't be a quitter bro.

Do you have any version of Java Development Kit (JDk) on your pc?

hint: Java is a very interesting language.

I think i have JDK. my first download was jdk-8u-windows-x64

Karleb:
you'll figure it out. You can always visit youtube for more info.

Currently downloading the Netbean IDE, 220mb. I pray it works perfecctly.
If i still have problem with it, I may just let the interest quench and think about something else.
I search market for hours to buy the software but no where to get it.

My people, I bought a 12v 100ah battery and 1000w Intelligent Inverter but I never enjoyed it.

The inverter is meant to supplement but it's far from it.

The battery last just only 3hrs using PC and charging phones ONLY!

I complained but I was told is because I am using generator.

Eventually I relocated and started charging with electricity and the story never changed!

I visited a battery charger with it, he emptied the content and tasted the electrolytes which he confirm it's dead so he changed it.

The battery worked abit but yet not to my satisfaction.

My question is there a composition of the content of the electrolytes, how thick it will be etc. Please.

Karleb:
You can also get Netbean IDE.

Thanks bro, I will download it but I really don't know how I will use it.

hackafro:
Google Eclipse IDE for Java. Its very good.

thanks bro

ugwum007:
U can install and use an Ide to save yourself the stress of javac, java --version, cd commands etc but is good to learn through the rugged way.

Should I just google search Java IDE and install?


Thanks for your response.

FrankLampard:
Follow the instructions in the book to set your system environment variables.

Then go to your console ie Windows command prompt then type "javac" if you see some series of text without a warning message it means you are doing the correct stuff.

you can type "java --version" to see your Java SE version.

It's the latest Java, 8th edition or so. While the textbook ddoesnt tell how to find the console.

Thanks bros, i'll figure it out after work. I was very frustrated yesternight.

Programming is very interesting.

Ajusshi:
The Igbo society is a democratic one, and it was thriving before the crazed ova sabi British imperialist chained it to the demonic, parasitic, blood thirsty, mass bombing murderous Hausa-Fulani northerners. Apologies for the outbursts.

No apologies needed.... well said.

I've been having extra 4 hrs for myself for the past few weeks.
So i think instead of wasting it away I should try something different so I bought this textbook.
I find it very interesting and I just downloaded the latest Java SE8.

I have installed it on my HP 250, I configured it to ''show the console'' which will enable me to have access to the interface but the console is not showing.

I'm a complete novice and i need your inputs.


Thanks in advance.