₦airaland Forum

rasheedmalik113:
bokoharam sourgence they are the basterd of nother's children
Allah bless Nigeria amin

In a single sentence o. Ok.

He must be a mallam.

superior1:
Dividends of the new Sheriff in Town

Is not business as usual.

buygala:
Awww


Your daughter is soo cute ... Her mum must be hotter than hellfire

Anyway,

I don't know and dont care to know the circumstances surrounding the separation of you and her mum... My own concern is, be the best dad for that cute girl, and ermmmmmmmmm..... please dont abuse her sexually... Try to maintain decent contact with her, and try not to let konji transform you into a paedophile

btw


op, how you dey take baf dis your daughter sef? ... as in washing her vagina and stuff? ... I ask because she is obviously too young to personally handle her hygiene

This is the most senseless post i'm seeing in recent time.


@OP, be strong and remember that you can be anything your daughter might ever wanted, feel free and openly tell your spouse how much the Lil angle mean to you. Don't think too much about her mum, she's gone and gone for you to be better.

KashyBaby:
It can Cause cancer in females?
but I can't sleep without it

Maybe we have something in common. Or what do you think?

Obasanjo.

Empiree:
How about this buddy? This is naked church in Virginia. http://ipost.christianpost.com/news/nude-church-in-virginia-pastor-and-congregants-naked-as-they-worship-god-11328/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=102&v=Y7D-Xg6i4Bw

You don't fight someone to win him over to your religion. The premises of generalizing Christian based on few deranged individuals is not valid. Many Alfas I know in my neighbourhood make concoction for people which is synonymous to the job of a herbalist but I dare not assume that all Alfas are herbalist.

There maybe few misguided xtian who sway from the righteousness to feast on the gullibility of their followers but that's not enough to generalise the whole body of the Christian followers. That's my point.

Alismile, that pic u posted is not from any church in swiss, it was taken at the sydney opera show where an artist gathered over 5000 nudists for his gallery.

And for those who are casting aspersions on other pples religion to to show superiority of their, lemme ask you one question, if truly islam is a religion of peace then where is the peace. In syria, there is war, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Egypt, Yemen etc.

I believe because no one see his corpse.

So someone posted a side picture of a random black person and tag it Oba Akiolu?

Why can't he take a front picture? The tread is obviously meant to smear the lagos king and we won't allow that to happen.

The hussy must be a "dolenu".

In yoruba, dolenu means mumu.

jantofubu:
For those who may want to say picture or adonbelivit..

Abi nah.

God bless the brain behind rejecting dollar into banks vault.

So a brother is travelling and needed some cash to hold. We headed to sabo to sample prices and we later got #213.

The Mallam followed us to the bank and we gave him the equivalent of the amount we needed, before he left, I quickly call my account officer to confirm the notes which he did.

The Mallam was very okay with the deal and we exchange numbers in case of next time.

My thought since afternoon was:
1. What would have been the hope of naira if banks keep receiving foreign currencies?

2. To what extent has the previous administration damaged our economy through their dollarization prior to the election?

3. What is the actual strength of Naira, it used to be hover around #117 - #121 during Prof. Charles Soludo's tenure, what went wrong afterwards because one would have expected Naira to gather muscles all those period that crude oil was selling for over $100per barrel.

For those who may want to say picture or adonbelivit...

Very very unprofessional to the core.

He has gotten the attention, I hope he'll be able to keep his immediate family safe.


In advanced countries, people who work with Counter Terrorist Unit, M16, M15, A7 don't even reveal their job profile to their family so as to keep them safe not to talk of the media but over here the reverse is the case.

God be with you Mr. Hero, the saviour of Nigeria Sovereignty.

Imagine what's coming from a law maker and a speaker for that matter!

Forgive terrorist?

Chai, it's a shame to be a Nigerian!

Smh for some mum.

Confusion E break bone nkor, nkor o nkor,

Deadi Bodi Deadi Bodi,
Deadi Boodi Jam accident yeepa!







Sai Baba is winning the war against corruption.

Mind you, Bukola is an APC law maker o, what would have happened if he's from SE or SS?

Over to you, Chief Wailing Wailer.

sod09:
Nawa ooo...
First was sound city v psquare
Now basket mouth v Sean tizzle
Next pls!!!!

AIT vs Airforce1
Soundcity vs Shan George

CBB - Confusion Break Bone.

Qsat 23G with few days acct for sale at a giveaway price. PM me if interested.


Also a 1.8m pan dish.

How old is the girl we're talking about? Where was she born and brought up?

looks like Carbon dioxide poisoning. Look at the veins, the strive to get oxygen, that a form of paralysis from the lungs before the eventual death.

kayz12:
For sale 4922 black. Jst but it two mouth a go. at sheep price. Contact me 08161178743

How much?

databoy247:
Recently, i decided to conduct an interview and select some candidates who might be working with my organization. Currently we are trying to expand our operations and see how we can get new leads and probably close more deals. And from my survey, there are hundreds and possibly thousands of unemployed graduates here in Nairaland so i decided to concentrate on recruiting from here.

Now because of the nature of the job and also with a view in cutting cost around physical recruitment exercise, I decided to conduct the whole process online.

567 applications where received. I had to employ the services an outside consultant to help with the process which i also fully participated. Below are my shocking experiences with job seekers in this forum. I pray they read this and improve on themselves.

1. CV and cover letter.
I remember explicitly asking for their CV and cover letter to be forwarded to a particular email address. A huge percentage of the applicants just sent an empty email with their CV as an attachment. Not even an application letter. In case you dont know, a very quick assessment can be done on you by just reading your application or cover letter. You don't just attach your CV and forward to an email address without a cover letter. It means you are not serious and you may NEVER get called for an interview.

2. Many do not even know what they are applying for.
For an example you are asked to apply for an administrative position. The subject of your email should not be "My CV". This is so annoying and disgusting. Those that manage to write a cover letter do not even make reference to the job position they are applying for.

3. Lack of communication skills.
Now it is not enough to have a degree, you must learn to communicate. I sent out a pre-interview questionnaire to selected candidates and i just couldn't believe what i saw. So many job seekers do not know how to communicate and speak simple and clear English language. If you want to stand a better chance in job haunting, learn how to communicate.

4. Words abbreviations
This is a very big problem. Social medial is good but i think it's now becoming a major problem. With the use of BBM, whatsapp, Facebook chat, etc, Nigerians are now addicted to abbreviating words. You see things like 'u', 'k', 'comin', etc. And in case you dont know it, this can cause a very big problem for you. A lot of candidates get disqualified because of this. Learn to write properly when communicating with someone. Stop being in a hurry to pass along your message.

5. Checking of emails.
As a job seeker, you should always check your emails. Recruiters dont just send text messages, they also send emails. I did not screen alot of people because they did not check their emails to see if any information has been passed to them. You must always be on the look out. Dont submit your applications and go relaxing.

These are some of the experiences i had recruiting here. Out of 567 applications, i could not pick up to 20 candidates as a result of all these. Sometimes, i begin to wonder if the problem is lack of jobs or laxity on the part of the applicants because i am so shocked and surprised that our graduates are this way.

http://thenigerian.com.ng/index.php/2015/09/17/my-experiences-recruiting-nigerian-job-seekers-5-things-i-discovered/

Cc: lalasticlala

I'm not taking side but how will you expect a graduate without prior experience in the field he's applying for to put up a good convincing cover letter without lying?

As a matter of fact, I got my first job without writing any application letter, all I was made to do was a simple Microsoft Excel configuration and the next thing I heard was "start immediately".

On the issue on not being able to speak a simple correct English, it's bad but sometimes, inability to express oneself is sometimes termed as not being able to speak English. Most times, I prefer to express myself in my mother tongue especially when I visit public state offices, my reason is simple, i've lived and worked in the North, Zamfara State, you hardly see co-worker who are predominately hausas communicating in English language and even when they do, it's always very poor so also in the SS and SE, so why do we have this inferiority complex in your mother-tongue in the SW? I guess the OP is a Yoruba man. Except if the position applying for is a post of Class Teacher/Tutor.

Abbreviation on a formal letter is extremely bad.

And lastly, it's quite frustrating racking brain to give in the best ever write up in cover letter never to be called up for interview. In short in this era of identity theft, I will advise peeps out their never to send their soft copies of their credentials to prospective company, i've seen and heard issues.

The fact is, someone who will employ or link you up for a potential job will never care about your resume, you will often hear lines like "can you do this simple task", "Will you be able to handle this application", "have you done this before?

The biggest deals were signed on a gulf course with leisure sport wears not in tower office with tuxedo suit!

Boss, can you give me your email probably I can drop my CV and kindly hint me on the positions available and what the company is into.

disapoins:
waiting to see her nip-ple one day

Not in ds present life.

Already released!

Ghadaffi kept this monster in bay all through the years of his reign until Obama led administration sponsored what we now know today as ISIS to kill him, Syria used to be peaceful until Obama led administration ousted Assad through the ISIL.


Sometimes we don't know what we enjoy until war comes in. Libya and Syria may never know peace 100yrs from now.

Smh for some people. They keep spending their life on the affairs they have very little knowledge on.

What of Health Ledger?

I can tell who is not a real mother by the way they all carry those children.