Opee oooooooo

Fellow avid wrestling fans, i want us 2 post our fav wrestlers, their catchphrases n finishing moves. Me 1st.
>> Zack Ryder >> wo woo woo, you know it, call me >> Ruff ryder.
>> John Morrisson >> Starship pain

^ guy ur mad!! Give sum respect 2 d lasses, i luv yansh n can put all my savings dere. *whistles 'am a yansh lover' to d hearin of rokiatu*

I have been tryna download d most sought after chattin service bt all 2 no avail, anyone wif mobile sites where deres free download of 2go. Thank u

^^ i know u wl say 190, most girls on nl here lack creativity, nyways i cn satisfy u in all d spheres of a relationship.

WRESTLEMANIA 28- SUNDAY, APRIL 3RD.
The Rock is coming bk to Wrestlemania n dis has caused a lot of beef goin bk n forth btw The Rock & Cena, who will benefit 4rm all dis, d Miz is lurking in d corner.
Can HHH cut d Deadman's winning streak at Wrestlemania? Bt one thing is 4 sure, dere will b broken bodies.
On sunday d creme de la creme of boxing will b at d most electrifying event in all of entertainment. See u there.

^ astronomical increment 4rm #2000 to #20 000(900%), dats y.

I fooled ma fellow nlers in d sports section wif dis topic;"GOAL.COM: Arsene Wenger Resigns."

April Fools Day!!!

GROUPS: The New Nexus: CM Punk, Husky Harris, Mason Rye, Mark McGillicutty.
The Core: Wade Barrett, Justin Gabriel, Heath Slater and Ezekiel Jackson.
The Hart Dynasty: Tyson Kidd & Natasha.
WWE DIVAS: Molina, KellyKelly, Eve Torres, Natasha, LaCool, Beth Phoenix, Maryse, Bella Twins.
B expectin u guys comments,

D wrestlers in d WWE rooster are as follows;
MEN: The Undertaker, Yoshi Tatsu, John Cena, Edge, Triple H, Trent Barretta, The Miz & Alex Riley, Koffi Kingston, Sheamus, Alberto Del Rio, Christian, Chris Masters, Randy Orton, Michael Bryan, The Big Show, Drew McIntyre, Vladmir Kuzlov, Santino Marella, Ted dibiase, Goldust, Curt Hawkins, R Truth, Rey Mysterio, Evan Bourne, John Morrisson, Zack Ryder, MVP, Mark Henry, The Great Khali.

Rapadelic ur mama is so short her feet appears on her driver's licence.
Ur mama's so dumb she tuk a ruler 2 bed 2 measure how long she slept.
Yo mama k.i.t.t.y is so deep, if a coin thrown inside d sound is heard 4 decades.
Yo mama's so old she sat wif Jesus at d last supper.

Am hearin dat d proposal is tentative, tentative ko tentacles ni all i no b say i go dey do aro very soon ** walks into fada's room 2 collect returnance fee **

@kunle oga no cum here con dey tink say na u know proposal n approval, dere is reason 4 us 2 hope, do nt b a killjoy. BAD BELLE!!!

I also saw dis on F-JAY's facebook page, dis is great news; tunsbobo i guess ur a student of OAU.

Igbati mi o ya were, bt 4 real if i die so she cn live, i shud now b lukin 4rm heaven as her future husband is givin her a tour of d world wif his tongue, Naaaah

This is xclusive info 2 all OAUites here, the Senate has decided on april 26 as our resumption date; dis info was posted by our SUG president F-JAY on his facebook profile.

As a kid i wanted 2 b involved in a sport other than football. My luv 4 d sport of wrestling was ignited by an aunt who lived in London and watched live events, she would videotape these wrestling match-ups n send d videos 2 me.
I had finally found a sport i loved, i watched wrestlemanias, idolised d likes of Razor Ramon, Undertaker, Yokuzuna, Stone cold steve austin, The Rock, Golddust n so on. So dis is my opportunity on d platform of Nairaland 2 share my love wif oda wrestling fans.
In my nxt post i shall inform u on d wrestlers in entertainment; men, groups & divas.

We all watch it, some us dream it. It is now on your doorstep.
Will be updating thread wif full wrestler rooster as soon as posible.
The Rock, Keri Hilson are both coming to Wrestlemania on April3rd at the Staples Center.

Pls welcome d most vociferous arsenal fan in d whole of history 2 dis thread. My fav arsenal player is nick bendtner(sentiments included) . B xpectin some posts 4rm me anytime soonest. Bye fellows bruffahs in d Gun

@Nosa aw far i b home boy na onegbe? , 4rm ishan, i no know why OAU want make yung boy like me grow grey hair 4 house b4 i collect pali, i dey house dey go errand wey no go beta ma life, Mscheeew

Chai!!! See my mates 4 oda skuls dey plan out aw d election break go affect their studies i dey house dey count goat droppings 4 ma papa animal house; OAU wake up 4rm ur slumber ** runs 2 wash his fathers cars as instructed**

Gawd na ur hand OAU students dey ooo, its like sum fellows alutans av given up on d struggle

Altho we did nt play as a unit, i like d fact dat we tuk mst of our chances wif Ahmed Musa, IK Uche & P.Utaka a real thorn in d ass of d Antelopes. UP SUPA EAGLES!!!