₦airaland Forum

Dtruthspeaker:
And women know that is why every wife always attacks the side eve because she knows that her husband was on his way to work but it is the eve thing who reminded him that he can have one more quick sweet and different sex which will destabilise and hypnotize and fry the man's mind (brain freeze) from remembering anything like a shark that has smelt blood

Exactly, women are the initiators..... exactly why the wives fight the side chicks instead of their husbands because they know women play the games better.

Guestmale:
To all Nigerians in America,if you're finding America too hot to live and cope with, please come back home, there's nothing like home. Moreover America and Europe are not heaven, heaven is the only place someone must make sure he or she secure, whatever it will cost.

Some are scared of peer pressure discriminations when they return. A friend of mine told me why's he coming back? Empty hands?? That people will laugh him of course.
So that kind of mentality is deep.

Chibuzoc:
Many nigerians are tired of staying abroad but nigeria is a jungle. The day Biafra will be declared, the world will witness mass migration back to Biafra

Pure truth my brother, no sentiments, pure truth.

Image123:
Highest in history, Jagaban for a reason. GEJ dropped it like soap, unforgivable if not for God.

If not for God?? Are you making a laugh mate??
Ffs what's wrong with you guys?

chudez0147:
Ehya! May his soul rest🥲. Vanity

Tooh, k'osi wahala.....I need that kind vanity walai talai.

chudez0147:
The man is very old. God bless him

He's late already, he died last year.
He's such an entrepreneur.

vincenteger:
Are these really necessary?

The trillions missing in nnpc are things they should be working on.
Them dy send 5k worth of airtime
Misplaced priority

Nigeria is funny aswear , just cook up propagandas Nigerians will be cheering for you with sentiments and funnily enough they get away with anything they say or do with power. Who's fooling who? They masses are fooling the masses because of the government's fake propagandas. Funny Nigeria

A4alpha:
This man should change his panel beater, him no sabi work see as his face is black and white ontop one person body. I hope he spoke in his right mind not under the influence of 50 year old shepe.
People should go and die while you rode in your RR and spending money like water sponsoring your expensive lifestyle.

who do us this for this country, who did the citizens offend for the crop of leaders in the saddle.

Annoyingly, they say whatever they want and still get away with it.
I wonder how they do that, na juju abi power??

wetin I just watch like this? 🤣🤣🤣

Nilon:
why do they give birth to many kids?

I don't even know why, I never thought of finding out why, but I know it's a bizarre reason.

mctech:
A Chinese guy once told me this but I find it hard to wrap my head around the contradiction.

Human trafficking have been going on for ages in Asia and the Chinese government is aware of those responsible for it, but just like Nigerian government they take their cut and pretend nothing's happening.
Those we have seen being melted punishments for billion dollar crimes like these are those who don't pay a commission, therefore government is not aware they exist, so once government grabs them, government will seize everything they've owned instead of agreeing to get a commission.
In their football aspects, they fix games and government is aware of frauds going on in the Chinese league, have you ever wondered how these Chinese teams pay and sign players?? ....but because they have the best gambling stores and casinos there, China government won't talk just to get their own profits.
We know all those things, they're just using technology as a camouflage.

Jayhome24:
So in your life good news nor dey Sweet you?

Who do you like this?

Good news indeed , abeggiii.

Chinese government don't joke with crimes, but they're the most corrupt in Asia.

OnionBandit:
don't mind him jarey. Hoebi was more prepared but the eRection was rigged.

Are you okay now?

No, buy me one crate of Heineken beer make I okay.

Putindbutt:
This Administration came prepared, the most prepared Government in history. This is the progress that coalition of failures, vultures and hyenas are ganging up to stop. God forbid.

You don't mean it??🤣
You guys are unbelievable.

EponObi:
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You failed to tell us why pupils leaving their homes to school on Monday in your region might likely end up dead.

You people lack introspection.

All over the world, all over the other regions in Nigeria, children leave home to school like it's nothing. In fact, if you see a child playing around on Monday, you are forced to ask why he or she is not in school. It's like a taboo.

It's the other way around in your region.

You see children going to school on Monday, and you are forced to ask if they have parents or guardians or if they have death wishes. Why is this?

You have a governor who is saying enough of that nonsense. He's stamping his foot on the ground to correct this abomination but you are all here hiding behind your keyboards in the safety of Lagos to call him a mad professor. It's well. [/b][b]

Seconded with a crate of Heineken beer.

Our southern movie artists should buckle up oo, they are step behind the western artists these days.
Kudos, 100m+ YouTube views no be here.

jojothaiv:
They are quite honest with it and no pretense.

Not surprised.

Honestly,no pretense.
It's funnily funny.

OredoPikin2:
This rubbish NELFUND is a complete joke. Nigeria doesn't need a loan system to go to school now. Subsidize tertiary education or make it completely free.

FG no fit try am, na to reap everybody they are after, I just laughed when I first heard about the disbursement loan to students.
Why would you give students loan to go to school? What happened to free education? What happened to slashing the costs of education in Nigeria?
They know all these things but they don't think about the masses if they won't benefit, funnily the APC obsessed youths are cheering shining teeth like roasted goats.

AustineE1:
You can never cease to disappoint,you criticized the governor and like a cheap political hirings,you made mention of your imaginary 'team',i asked to know your team,you quickly started throwing tantrums and insulting your father,how comes you can't take one percent of what you dish out to others?thats intellectual weakness,nobody insulted you,you were only engaged on your claims and you flew up,like the data boy you are,if you were even above average,you should have presented facts and not just acting on impulse.
If you happen to respond to this post then you are nothing but a hungry charlatan.

My brother, you self get time for illiterates like that. People who think they know better and hate to accept other's facts such people are foolish.
He's just using all those grammatical sentences to win likes which I also gave to him because that's what he wants, although that doesn't make him reasonable.
Abeggiii don't waste your time with such illiterates.
Why's he running away, he should present evidence make we see.

oyekanwahab:
Let the man know his fate


But this one would like chop beans small , they won't leave to go like that

Chop which beans?? Na deal e go sign with Tinubu nothing again.
That's what I would have done, Tinubu is a greedy man he must have a deal to offer anyone.

Sermwell:
How can you query such when you're not a contractor and doesn't have the experience? The contractors are professionals and know their job, and that's why the governor hired them. If the project had been completed before his visit, would he have known that mortuary was built first? Or do you think the hospital would be in use or commissioned if the project was completed without the mortuary section?? Abeg leave all these long talk Jare!

You must not be a contractor before you get sense guy, why you dey talk like mumu like this. Why e no start from ICU? Na mortuary, you self dey fall hands.

Hmmmmm2024:
Don't we have helicopters in this country ? Or did they take the victims to the moon ?

This country is to funny I swear
So those people who graduate from NDA every year, what were they actually studying in that defense academy ?

I just wonder my brother. I just wonder, every sector is bad, it annoys me when people compare Nigeria to other West African nations. Nigeria is supposed to be far better than every African country by now.
Since 1960 government dey construct federal roads, since 1960 oo, since 1960 we can't boast of 24hours power supply, our media communication is messed up, our education sector is messed up and every year government include these stuffs in national budget.
Oh! I'm sure there's a ministry seeing about the water sector in Nigeria, what are they doing? Since 1960 Nigeria police still dey do road blocks, the health sector how many FETHs have 20 filled and active oxygen tanks??
Messed up nation.
I can beat my chest and tell people that I'm too ashamed to be a Nigerian with over 100 premium reasons .

WriterNig:
Americans are obsessed with Russia. Even in their movies.

Every time Russia, Russia, Russia! Putin, Putin, Putin!

Meanwhile the Russians hardly think about them or even talk about them.

Russia is more concerned about Belarus, Kazakhstan, Ukraine & Western Europe than America.

When you mean “obsessed with Russia”,what do you mean by that ??

The way your capital ‘T’ the cross pass small letter ‘h’ e be like say you wan send am go Cotonou 🤣🤣. For instance, second to the last picture top right, ur capital letter ‘T’ for the word Thursday be like your ‘T’ wan dey go Sokoto ooo.🤣
Nevertheless, nice drawings man.👍
You really get time and those little bannies dey like master wey Sabi draw. You done hit jackpot

AmishaCandra:
There is cause for alarm, but yes, they shouldn't go this far. Something caused it.

Nothing caused it my dear, absolutely nothing....our people are too illiterate.
I blame illiteracy for that. I hope Soludo drives that madness of sit at home out from our people.
Ndi iberibe.

sunboy:
They are probably uneducated or jump to comment before reading

It's not about being uneducated my brother, all these are propagandas. Make them tell us the deal no be to bring propaganda say na defense and economy blah blah blah blah.
What happened to channeling that $5B to our own armed forces defense rather ??
Nobody trust the government again.
Na wa for una oo.

Blackdisciple:
Imagine going to Turkey and Islamic nation to sign defence deal meaning to also help fight their kins men (Islamic terrorists) in Nigeria ok

Can you imagine my brother, who are they fooling?? Why not deal with Israel,or China or North Korea ?? Who dey use blood fight him blood?

AmishaCandra:
If other South-East states don move on, why Anambra still stuck?


Perhaps Mazi Kanu himself talk say stop am, so who are you following again?
This thing don pass protest. It’s now fear and force abeg.

Sorry to tell you that Anambra people are illogical. They all love the sit at home. Nobody is forcing them to sit at home, they are comfortable with it, they don't even want it to stop.

jamafa:
If U really get something upstairs you should APC is far better than PDP.

No b PDP push us to where we are at present in Nigeria??

Then APC come finish us kpata kpata.

Na China and Japan dey like am .