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Phone/Internet Market / Buy Fairly Used Curve 3 For 13k(pictures Included) by Manuelkyle(m): 12:02pm On Oct 11, 2012
Its new and absolutely okay. I juz bought it but because I needed money to pay for my school acceptance fee, I had to sell this phone off so as to raise the money. Intrested buyers should call me on 07039365586. I attached the pics of d fone too!

Technology Market / Used Bold 1 White For Sale: Very Urgent: by Manuelkyle(m): 4:02pm On Jul 14, 2011
One used working perfect Bold 1 White for sale, for 25000 Naira only, If you are interested call me on 08024116607, Samuel

Technology Market / Re: Pink Psp + 4 Games+3 Videos+1album+1 Gb Memory 18k by Manuelkyle(m): 9:52pm On Jun 22, 2011
Hmmm, how can u sell it for 16 without games!!! Not proper, With games and every 15K, If you are ready let me know
Travel / Re: **top Ten Items You Must Bring With You To Naija** by Manuelkyle(m): 8:35pm On Jun 04, 2011
CASH Times twenty seven, And Blackberry!!!!!! cool
Romance / Re: Guys Only*** Girls Who Go Around With Condoms : Smart Or Spoilt? by Manuelkyle(m): 4:55pm On Jun 03, 2011
If i may say.She is the wisest of all gurl!!!!! wink cool, Those are the kind of girls that help we guys!!!!!!!
Travel / Re: **top Ten Items You Must Bring With You To Naija** by Manuelkyle(m): 8:46pm On Jun 02, 2011
You missed one man!!!!!BLACKBERRY!! cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Satan Rejects Osama Bin Laden In Hell by Manuelkyle(m): 8:28pm On May 29, 2011
Satan also know dat "POWER PASS POWER", cheesy wink cool
Crime / Re: Stupid Nigerian-Kenyan Ambasador Beats His Wife by Manuelkyle(m): 8:08pm On May 29, 2011
That man is an animal, HE is not fit to live!!!!!
Politics / Re: Bloodbath In Lagos: Soldiers Kill Police Dpo, Dco 8 Others by Manuelkyle(m): 7:55pm On May 29, 2011
As it's said a idle mind is the devil workshop, Let them continue to kill themselves after-all it's not civilians they are killing.Thank God!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League Final Barcelona V Manchester United May 28th 2011 by Manuelkyle(m): 8:56pm On May 28, 2011
Up Barca!!!!!!2-1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League Final Barcelona V Manchester United May 28th 2011 by Manuelkyle(m): 8:53pm On May 28, 2011
Offside or not offside the deal has been done the scores is 1-1!!!!!!Up Manchester united cheesy wink tongue cool
Celebrities / Re: Psquare Attacked And Robbed At Gun Point In Lagos (3rd Mainland) by Manuelkyle(m): 8:31pm On May 28, 2011
It was so funny because they said what they wanted was their own share from P Square’s ‘largesse’, Thank God the thiefs are bcoming wiser everyday, They rob big boyz!, smiley wink
Forum Games / Re: Post Any Word That Ends With 'ly' by Manuelkyle(m): 5:27pm On May 26, 2011
check this out!! Electroencephalographically, electromagnetically,
Forum Games / Re: The Blame Game! by Manuelkyle(m): 5:15pm On May 26, 2011
Blame your stars bcs you aren't lucky!!!
I always break my girlfriends heart, Who should i blame?
Forum Games / Re: Answer A Question With A Question by Manuelkyle(m): 5:02pm On May 26, 2011
Most you ask me?
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: Love In A Mental Hospital by Manuelkyle(m): 4:50pm On May 25, 2011
Hey @poster i really love this Joke, He dey even happen among dis nigeria gurls bcs dey go help you com kill you later wink smiley grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Is It A Sin For A Girl To Love Football? by Manuelkyle(m): 6:21pm On May 24, 2011
I see illiteracy as the cancer worm which is affecting the ppl of this country, How can someone say its a sin for a gurl to love football, i'm so sure dat the man is a Yoruba man!!!!!!!!!!Not just a yoruba but an Ibadan man
Religion / Re: World Ends On Saturday? ('Judgement Day May 21') by Manuelkyle(m): 6:10pm On May 24, 2011
Na waoh!!!nothing we no go hear for this 9ja, I heard the rapture took only one person and that is my dad's gateman, can you imagine
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Jokes by Manuelkyle(m): 5:38pm On May 24, 2011
Noah And Nigeria Government!!!!
One day the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "I will give you six months to build Me an Ark. At the end of six months I will send rain fall to cover the entire earth and destroy all bad people. However, I want to save a few good people, and the animals, two of every kind. So I am ordering you to build an Ark for Me," said the Lord.

And in a flash of lightning He delivered the specifications for an Ark. "No problem," said Noah, trembling in fear and fumbling with the blueprints. "Six months, and it starts to rain" thundered the Lord. "You'd better have my Ark completed, or learn how to swim for a very long time." And six months passed. The skies began to cloud up and rain began to fall. The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard, weeping.

And there was no Ark. "Noah," shouted the Lord, "where is my Ark?" A lightning bolt crashed into the ground next to Noah, for emphasis.

"Oga, a beg make you forgive me," begged Noah. "I don try - ah! ah!. De trouble were my eye see no be small, I swear. Dem tell me say I need certificate of occupancy before I go kuku build de Ark. I don waka Ministry of Works so tey I tire. Then, I come see say na money dem want, and I carry all de money wey I get gif dem. Na im dem tell me say make I add extra windows for "cross ventilation", and make I divide de toilet from de bath, so that if I de go toilet, another person fit de bath.

Anyway, I pay one engineer so, make im modify de plans for me. So, after I don finish dat one, I come go for forest to go get wood. Dem tell me say I no fit cut wood without permit from Forestry people. Anyway, I go see de forestry people dem and dem say I fit go cut de wood. When I reach de village now, dem no gree make I cut wood. Dem say I must gif dem their share - because na so one big man come from town come cut all de wood for here before for export, and he no pay dem compensation. Na waoh! and me think say government no de gree us export wood. Finally, as dem wan fight me, I quickly settle de village chief, and dem com gree say make I take de wood. Before I go carry de wood reach my house, na so so wahala for road. I settle police, I settle soldier, I settle customs, I settle immigration, I settle tax man, I settle local government, then when I don reach my house now, de truck driver and him boys say if I no settle dem, dem no go help me offload de wood. As I start to build de ark now, na im task force people come mark 'X' for de ark, say I no suppose to build de ark for dis place. Dem ask me say whether I no no say "environmental sanitation decree" no de allow dis kind thing for inside town.

Anyway I think say na my neighbor na im call dem, de man de jealous me well well. Wetin I go do, I settle dem too. "As I say make I kuku hurry finish de ark, na im de carpenters where de help me come talk say dem no go work again unless gif dem extra money. Me sef I surprise wen dem tell me say de here say na big government contract where I de do and plenty money dey inside. To cut long story, I settle dem too. Anyway, people plenty now wey de build de Ark, apprentice full ground.

As I begin to gather de animal dem, I come jam another trouble. De"404" people dem no want make I take their dogs, dem say na delicacy. Bushmeat and fowl people no gree me. Even de people wey de chop "isi ewu" come vex with me. Dem ask me whether I no no say meat don too cost these days, where I wan carry de small meat where dey ground. So, I wan tell you now say, I no fit find dog, fowl, goat, or bush meat, and infact I just manage get cow, as one mallam don nearly dagger me when I want take de cow dem."

"One day as I de build de ark now, na im NDLEA come arrest me carry me go prison for questioning. Dem talk say, dem hear say I wan carry de Ark smuggle cocaine & indian hemp to America. Later, sha dem come find say no be me dem de look for, so dem release me. I never even reach home, when SSS come arrest me for further questioning, say dem here say I be NADECO, and I wan carry de Ark go smuggle guns and bombs to come overthrow Naija government. Anyway, I come convince dem say I no know wetin be NADECO, dem release but tell me make I de report to force headquarters every day.

As I de gather de animal dem, na im FEPA come send me letter say I never gif dem environmental impact assessment for de animal shit where I go throway and de flood where You wan send. I tell dem say na You wan send flood cover de whole world. Dem no happy at all! Dem tell me say nobody fit do dat kind ting without permission from dem. Anyway, as de chief engineer say makeI show am de place where de flood go start, I give am map of de world, he no satisfy, so I settle am too."

"As you see me de cry so, na because ee dey like say dis wahala no de finish. De local government chairman where my house dey come call me tribalistic. Him talk say almost all de carpenters and labourers wey de work for me come from my village. Him talk say I must gif work to some of de town boys. I tell am make he send them, him no gree. Everyday him go send "area boys" to come cause wahala for me. Dem wan spoil de small part of de ark where I don build so. Dem no dey gree us work again. Every day where dem come here I must gif dem money otherwise, dem wan scatter de Ark. Oga Lord, I tell you, I don tire, even sef de other day, tax collector come, come say I never pay tax, say dem wan arrest me. I tell dem say I don pay tax last year, dem tell me say dis year I must pay de tax in advance, so I don kuku spend all de money where I get for settling. "Make I tell you de truth, I no think say I go fit finish dis your Ark sef, even if you gif me five years."

Noah wailed.

The sky began to clear. The sun began to shine. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up and smiled. "You mean say you no go send flood take destroy de earth?" Noah asked, hopefully.

"Wrong!" thundered the Lord. "But being Lord of the Universe has its advantages. I fully intend to smite the Earth, but with something far worse than a Flood. Something Man invented himself."

"Wetin be dat?" asked Noah.

There was a long pause, and then the Lord spaketh his Last Word, "Government.
Jokes Etc / Re: Daily IQ Test by Manuelkyle(m): 4:52pm On May 24, 2011
It was daytime when the man in black walk over the black street.It was a sunny day, cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Woman Called Her Son Olopa (police) On Her Husband. by Manuelkyle(m): 4:29pm On May 24, 2011
Am too sure this happen to your parents b4 your younger brother was born, All thanks goes to the Drink/Alcohol or whatever. smiley wink
Celebrities / Re: Pix Of 2face Then. Compare And Contrast! by Manuelkyle(m): 4:16pm On May 24, 2011
Tu face wey dey task me b4 oooo!Na him i dey fill form b4 i see, you see life? undecided

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