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spikes C:
Even my shinny white teeth..abeg who can compare

nyana i wuu bobo nkiti, eh? Just shiny teeth?

spikes C: In all those guys, o nwere nke mara mma ka m

lol...na i na ezo iru gi ezo? I dare u, show ur face?

spikes C: In all those guys, o nwere nke mara mma ka m

lwkm...nna, cheregodu ka m huu ka iru gi di...

spikes C: wait o, are you not even happy that someone is finally paying a dowry on your head
Do you know how many nairaland babes that is fasting and praying for that. Ask ijbebe and idowuogbo

well, am sur u nt comparin mi to dt cus guy, i no dey find person wey go pay mi dowry. Guys kwu na line, wif biko on top o. So checkia ihe i na ekwu o!

D-Explorer:
Goodnews. Hmm, is Maria the name

um..u cn use dt!

spikes C: Chai, so m nuba gi, oburu mama put k'anyi gana eri...chukwu zoputa kwa m

nubakwa m? Wen did we gist up to dt point? I onli asked dt u kol on ur gf or do fastfud or mamaput.

190: why wont they beat her when shes stolen his money

besides on d issue of the phone,he has every rite to seize it if he bought it for her

i seize mzdarkskin fone all the tyme, she cant do notin

rude boi! Always off.

spikes C: Hmmm,never felt better..just hungry

kol on ur gal nah or do fastfud or mamaput

Umunne m, ututu oma o! A mara m na unu putasiri ofuma. Ya dikwara unu mma na Eke, dikwara unu mma na Oye, dikwara unu mma na Afor, dikwara unu mma na Nkwo oooo! Iseeeeeeee!

D-Explorer:
Hahahaha, good girl, i know you care you wouldn't want to hurt me.

Guy, use ur head nw..y will i want to hurt someone i support?

spikes C:
So sup, how was the night

refreshd....n urs?

Wen i was a litle gal, i always tot dt my dad hated mi cus if he needs anytin, i wuld b d one he wuld kol on. I saw it as a form of punishment n it continued dt way until dis present age. I neva undastud y he wont send my oda siblins; so i resorted to nt ansarin him sometyms; bt wif d invention of fone, if he nids mi, he dials mi number even if both of us r in d house. So i rili do nt lyk him sometyms for dt. Bt i came to relize dt it wasnt a punishment after his accident earlier dis yr, cus he wuld always want mi around him, to do dis n dat for him even if odas wia dia n if am nt around he wuld kol mi; twas just sheer lykness. My dad is.....i rili dnt know, vnt found d ryt word for him yet bt all i know is dt if am to choose my dad in my next lyf, it will v to b him. Same goes for mi moma...i choose my parents anytym, aniday....cus dey r such lovely piple.

D-Explorer:
Can you truly say you're my supporter?

dnt mind mi. I forgot to add 'just joking'

spikes C: eeehhmm, so many things. My sis, bros, mechanic, idowuogbo, PHCN...

chai! No b small thing o. Dnt worry, i assure u dt once u v gotten a gud nyt rest, u will feel refreshd in da mawnin, cus each mawnin brings new tings n dt includes a new u, free of yday anger, k?

Dyt: Maria maria
She remind me of a .......

.......still thinkin?

D-Explorer:
Oh not at all and as my 'paper reader' for the D-day, i'm sorry i replied late. What have you gathered so far?

a lot dt cn onli b revealed on ur weddin day(dts if it eva cums)

spikes C: Mail


And i dey vex this night o

i v always told u to avoid anytin dt makes u angri even if its in human form. So wot got u angri dis tym?

Idowuogbo: Y?

*too shocked to talk*

odumchi: O dotula mu anya.

@ Maria-Goretti
Ndeewo. I bu onye ebee?

nwanna, abukwam onye Anambra

ifyalways:
Ala Mbano lekwa oh.iwucha health councellor? Ihe a wughi ihe nta,o wughi mpompo.Tosh ele gi,ele nkpi Mbano?
Ada Maria i Kara aka.I di over kajad.

nwada, anyi ga enyere nwanne nwoke anyi aka

ijebabe: Are you mad

special breed of onyeara

D-Explorer:
Babe, are you alright?

101%, just takin notes so i wuld v sometin to read frm d 'paper' or is it 'letter' u assigned as my job on ur weddin day or v u forgotten?

ifyalways: Aggy na Achi biko puonu n'uzo.

Maria de merciful. Nne i di 10 much.
Nwanyi tosh no n'ulo ugbu a ya mere he can't come online ugbu a. You must understand, darling that technically, tosh is not married. Ihe merenu Wu na queen Eliza got tired of Ikpe Ikpe tosh na umu nwanyi, so na last ikpe btw tosh na felimbobo, Prime minister mere suggest ka a lunye tosh "leila Ali". Long story short, tosh got a wife, a man eater, bone crusher as a send off gift from UK.

Ada, nwe ndidi, tosh na abia.

ngwanu nne, nsogbu adighi.. A bu m a health councellor..mgbe o biaziri, anyi e kwuo!

How many species of fishes r in d waterbodies all ova d world?

pendusky: when wil Odunu and Sexkilz become a gud mods? No offence oh!

lwkm....dey find trouble o..!

achi4u: maria nwanyi oma,ifugonu na ndi anaya abiago.Ify,onye nke mbu,ndi ozo ka na abiakwa!,ha na aru oru kari boko haram

nne m idi ok

nsogbu adighi nna..uche m di ya

ifyalways: Maria dorathy ndewo. Gini ka gi na Achi na-aga?o jikwa nwanyi!
Bia, Maria kedu size dross gi?I nwekwara otele ukwu?ihe mere m ji aju bu ka anyi mara ma i ga e nyere anyi aka "butu e tosh" . Ara choro igba the boy.
Biko, Ada oma. Mere anyi this community service, biko. Nwanne anyi Nwoke tosh neediri ebere umu nwanyi.

kekwanu onye a na emere ebele ebe o nokwanu? Kam mara ka m ga esi nyere ya aka.

D-Explorer:
Oh, that means you're not sick

*low profile, watchin n takin notes*