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D word am so much inlove with amongst my list is dis:
My Switmama is a.... QUINTESSENTIAL SAINT

[quote author=D-Explorer]If am baby to you what will i be to my Dyt? [/quote]hw am i suposed to know? Or is dat a warnin sayin, 'dnt eva kol mi dat'? Sori, darlin, am alridy used to dose endearments. Pls, pls n pls, do bear wif mi, owk? *smiles*

[quote author=D-Explorer]What's igbo dictionary search engine? Dem pour you hot water ni? Why you join 2 seperate words together na[/quote]dats invention baby, like it or not..

Idowuogbo: dis Marai paciotti wan use style snatch dyt husy o!

she is obviously using style to view d guy boxers, madam! go find ur own koboko na!

*ignores d nosy comment*

onila: nice story!

you make me feel better

I hope I find someone like you in the near future

imagine!
U no even get zeal to learn self.

[quote author=D-Explorer] I will take that from you. So, tell me, what's dowry in Igbo [/quote]u know wia to go to babby, d igbo dictionary search engine...so run off nw.

[quote author=D-Explorer] What's silly in paying your dowry and making you my 25th wife? Tell me[/quote]u sound even mur silly nw...lol

[quote author=D-Explorer]I don finish the search, you're from Enugu, when can i pay your dowry? [/quote]dat will b d most silly ting u v eva done

yesboss20: Hah, where do I start from??

go get ur map.

agabaI23: Maria Gorretia na-ada ka Maria ghonorrea na nti hehe.

Toshnwanyi, kedu ka isi aga?

hapu ya lyk dat.....otu obula i si choo ikpo ya!

obinna nkumeh: Except if u are not genuinely in love!!!!! with that person but if u are,u would go an extra mile to do or prove it.I danced to an old school hiphop rap music;by doing the old school breakdance n the "public enermy group",sliding for my fiancee.She laughed so hard but I was happy;that I made her laugh even making a fool,of myself lols

i tink 'extra miles' involves doin mur sensible tings n nt rollin in d mud or spendin school fees.

[quote author=D-Explorer]hahahaha, i understand Such work isn't official but personal [/quote]buh d fact is dat u still nid ansas, nt so? So, shooo shoo, off to work.

gandkiss: U MUST BE FAT N UGLY TO STILL BE A VIRGIN N A SHAME AS WELL U CANT COOK.

veri harsh nw....go easy!

cyril83: nice advice...you even luk farmiliar...did u finish frm CU?

nope, MAU

Clemzy16: It was during holiday in secondary school. Me and my peeps went to school to read, cus we were preparing for our s.s.c.e. Then they gave me #150 to buy three meat-pie each. When i got to the store, it was a pretty girl that attended to me.. Can't belive she actually gave me the meat-pie of 20Naira. It was so small, i couldn't tell her that i'm no more buying cus of her elegant beauty. I had to leave there with shame and when i gave the pie to my friends, they were like.. Come Let's go and meet the girl. I was so confused and started begging them.

and ur point is?

Adults

[quote author=black_beau]Missing my exams for him when he was busy kissing someone else.[/quote]buhahahahahahhahhahahahaha

onila: i have everything any girl can ask for= am beautiful, hardworking, disciplined, very rich, from a wealthy home, very cool, fun n intelligent, a virgin , kind, generous, humble n gentle

but i cant cook . .i am kinda insecure abt this. .i really want 2 be perfect

honey, dts nt a prob at al...... Cooking is not so hard as some people paint it to be. I started cookin in my finals in d Uni. Twasnt funny though n i wuldnt blame mi mum for nt lettin mi into it. D poor woman was so scared considerin my healh status. Den she got advices frm piple sayin, dt i shuldnt b aniwia near d kitchen esp wen shes fryin. I had interest in it buh had to practise it outside mi home. I watched my fellow roomates cook n also asked questions. Wen i started cookin lili by lil, i found out dt cooin is all abt your own recipes. It doesn t v to b lyk nkechi or ujus' own. D ting is just to know d basics, den u cn cuk anythin. D kitchen is just lyk a laboratory n its fun too esp wen u tryin out new recipes. U mentioned dt u r rich n also frm a wealthy home, darlin, i won lie to u, i wish i v d funds nw to enroll in a caterin skul. Make use of d cash n enroll bt if u ashamed, am sur u v friends u cn pay to do dat. Bt first, remove fear cus u cnt go aniwia wif it. Its owk to burn d pot of food sometyms bt u will eventuali learn. I assure u dat. As for mi, my mum nw leaves d kitchen to except wen am ill or too tired. Wish u all dah best gal....! Its all about tym!den, u will just luk back n smile to urself!

kunletiwoo: While in school, I sacrificed ma school fees for love, hmmm it wasn't funny sha.

and is she still wif u or has she 'moved on' ?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Why didn't you use pepper to make it more real? Mtsheew.
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buhahahahahhahahah....wicked

[quote author=lola.luv]My diagnosis:
You were not the only sick person in the room that night. He was sick too, but with an entirely different kind of illness; psychosis and sadism. Now, you are okay and much better. He on the other hand won't be till he sees a shrink intensively.
In case you're still considering giving the psycho another chance, this is the part where you start to set boundaries. Allow him take this inch, next time he'll take a mile.

But my sincere advice dear sister, is for you to free the psycho![/quote]switie, hes as free as a bird nw am so far awy frm him. Bt i promised him dt if h e cums close to mi again, i will stabb him so hard.

achi4u: Adam,amam na m na gi bu nwunye,so egwu atula gi maka na ibu my first lady.

Though,m na Maria nwere somthing in common...Maria uche gi dikwa ya?

Ifydiegwu,kedu onye obu gi na ya ugbu a__torch vs pres elect?

Or ha ekee gi abuo.

bia achi ka m jukwa. O umunwanyi ato ka i na achu at a go?

ayobase: @OP.
How will a man test his woman's trust when she is sick.
.....nothing wrong in a man testing and also a lady testing to be certain.
.
Here is my deduction....the guy just took his chances if he can get u!
His mission is just to bleep the hell out of yah.....and u fell prey!
.
Its either he never loved u, but lust or stopped loving u d moment he learnt u r dating another guy.

if dt was his intention, he failed too cus twas ' no acess'

[quote author=D-Explorer]Why won't i spank you? I know you're Igbo naw...tell me what part na[/quote]Nufin gud cums easily...u beta get to work if u want answers *winks*

spikes C: I think NL is stupid. Last time I tried changing my password to penis and NL said it 'wasn't long enough'. How the hell do they know?

try JOHN DOE OR MRDOOGOOD

[quote author=D-Explorer]I'm thinking about that. Where's your Village? [/quote]well, check out d thread- WHERE IN IGBBOLAND R U FROM? Search for myn. Dts an assignment.

chux76: U b wicked child...

U d ogbanje

[quote author=pres-elect]Ihe ukwu mere



Alarm don blow Maria achoghi kwa inu anything now na awughi toshnwayi.
Ebelebe nke igba!!!!

Igbo ya gazie o
Ify nke NANI mu the one and only. Sexy hot sweet honey. My deeaarest Ify
Mu na gi ga ebi, onye Oma[/quote]E kwerem Ify nkwa na m ga enyere aka guo Toch ihe na eme ya...so, process oguguo ya ka anyi no kita..