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ItsModella:

dont be sad....you were actually trying to steal my buisnss.

Idowuogbo: Talk ya price plus my Nairaland discount.

main price = 1naira
nairaland discount= 1naira

ItsModella: anokwam ofuma o

nsogbu anoghi.... God dey!

Idowuogbo: Oh no! *slams head on d table*

Translate na!

lol, how much you go pay me?

Idowuogbo: Kai! Ouccccch x3

lol, this gal....

ItsModella: ke kwanu? i ka na eme service?

nne eh, oyi chokwa igbum ebea o....mana ofodurum onwa abuo kam mmecha.
Ana emekwali?

agabaI23: Tosh, ahugo m ya. Kuruzia nkwa gaba. Mana, ikwesighikwa itufu okpu nnabuenyi gi makana otego Maria ji gafuo lotazie na-asuru anyi omoibo.

Agaba ochokwu...*sighs*

ItsModella: Maria G? Is that really you?

nne, na me o.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]But you guys on this forum aren't researchful at all. You don't really know my real identity. One day I was going to Rumuomasi, and I mistakenly glanced through a lady's phone, which was logged on to Nairaland. She's well known, but I shall keep her identity to myself. I didn't talk to her because I was wearing Okrika and short with a tattered face cap. Not that she was that good though. She looked more like a market woman. Then I looked up to heaven and then to myself and then said to myself, "SEE YOUR LIFE NA."
All I'm saying is that, you could be dissing one of your relatives, thinking its just PROMOE.
I fit know you o. [/color]

lwkmd.... I was in the loo when I went through this post of yours.....thanks anyway, the laughter it generated helped push out the sh.it!
One more thing, you are not my relative... I know my relatives.

Idowuogbo: Eyaaaa... U go soon arrive o! No more "daddy, I need school fees".

lol, have been out of that league for 3 years now

Idowuogbo: Señorita, I retrieve o! How far?

not too far now....just 2months extra.

Idowuogbo: Ouchhh!

Madame, I hail o..

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]At least, I'm one of your people [/color]

probably, but I meant the immediate family...my mum, dad and siblings....and east.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Hello, Maria, I know you missed me so dear [/color]

if there is anything or anybody I miss now, its my home and my people...

toshmann: Asa m, inheritance nke a shikwara Ike o
Jisie ya Ike o. Adighi ama ama.

hia, no dullings o! Onye rute nso, m ga azogbu onye ahu!

agabaI23: ka o mokwa gi there.

ah ah, nkea o meanukwanu gini?
Izalam ekene m, eh?

toshmann: Maria nke mu o
Nne okwa shoe a iji agaga nje m

nna, ejighim inheritance m egwu egwu o

Truckpusher: *clears throat*...what are you looking for?

I am looking for what I am looking for..

Ndi beanyi...omo igbo nile, ekenem unu o!

Been a while in here...and the room is dry........unusual!

toshmann: Heyi
Brand new asampete
Ala mbano eeeee

Nelly ndewo. Awu m nwanne gi nwokeoma

repent

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]You're now blaming me, abi? After going AWOL, you're now putting the blame on me [/color]

mgbe gi na u u nwanyi

toshmann: Eee
Maria nke m
Nne e-missikwara m gi o
Kedukwanu?

okwa gi

Lol, ndi asili ana asi

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]You actually took my words serious SMH
You can as well believe Saka when he tells you that he can lift Mr. Ibu with one finger.
I'm not contacting Acidosis for your sake, we'll wait no matter what to have our hot cake online
BTW, Maria Boyfriends' Association (MBA) lives on, no matter any odd [/color]

lol, as you can see, I actually have "lol" at the later part of the sentence. Dont tell me you are getting blind cus that will be very tragic o. You know what I mean, dont you?
And another thing, I never asked you to contact him for me. Maybe I should modify to make it clearer to you. I hate to see you embarass yourself this way....lol
And yes the MBA will live on and am still among but from a different angle and I will have to introduce that angle to the association. Dont worry, its exciting...!