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ItsModella: triba what? abeg, you are reading too much into her statement...

nne, jukwa ya o......

Mynd_44: Dafuq is this supposed to mean? I never took you for a tribalist.

Guess we learn new things everyday....

...dafuq is wrong with your brain? What is tribalistic about that statement?

dopeJemi: I don't get it, Shud we Laugh?

whatelse? iDumb.

kaboninc: Hey guys. Its a cool evening here and I hope its so in your hood. This is a derailer's paradise and I want to add my own turn to it with this comic conversation between Itsmodella and dont8. Saw them somewhere and decided to record their conversation. Enjoy!!!

Itsmodella was the driver of the bus I boarded on my way to the island. Dont8 happened to be the bus conductor. They were both arguing on who was more brilliant. This conversation ensued.

Itsmodella: U nor go school.

Dont8: Haba! I go school pass u.

Itsmodella: Oya, wetin b 2 times 2?

Dont8: Ahan! Very easy! Dat
one na 22 now.

Itsmodella: abegi! Person tell u d answer for back ni.

*hope I didn't pick the wrong persons*

ehe, continue nah... I havent even cracked a smile yet.

Idowuogbo: Excuse u? One of which people?

hmmm, Badosky...ekabo o.
Na one Osun state pikin...lol

binger: Jokes Section is ur next stop.lolz
how're ya?

...am trying to be fine

ItsModella: Maria, kilon poppin?

kosi poppin over here

CFCfan: Maria-Goretti, I greet you.
Aunty, how've u been? Did u buy gala for me?

lol, my dear, am not back yet

xynerise: am I invisible?

you are not good at telling jokes.... I need to laugh out loud.

Caracta: Awww girl. You'll be fine. It must be one of those days. Go see a movie na. Or make a voice note for me

are you kidding me? A movie theatre in Osun state?.....wow.
Voicenote? Now, thats funny.
Anyways, I met one of your people today...polished english and clean....got a date tomorrow. Cant wait for daybreak to break away from this depression....damn.

xynerise: Good evening guys

nobody here.... I need to cheer up peeps. Where are you guys?

Caracta: lol @ sodom. How are you doing?

just finished crying....am so fucking lonely...!

Caracta: www.nairaland.com/1198388/tgirl4real-demonic-mission-break-homes

I saw this thread and i was like "what the...?"

Oh nairaland. Everyday is a good day.

I just found one good man from Sodom

Howdy people?
Caracta, where art thou?

toshmann: Romanus
Romanus usu Spain
Ika di ndu? Romanusu
Nna e-miss-iri m gi baaaaad. Hapu new yr usu Spain. Kedu maka Umu ashawo Spain?
Roma Roma , anyi ma onwe anyi

Ify agbaala darfur potti

asanwokem....asalovem

Good evening derailers.....

good day gossips.....

happy happy birthday.....

caracta and modella....go sleep

Eze Promoe:

what

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Alright. So tell me what I want to hear.[/color]

.....laugh always

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Don't tell me you're longing to carry that tube around. If you try it, I'll market mine.[/color]

i just gave you an answer to your question

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]I'm wondering if I can be fine as you are even in my wildest dream.[/color]

try being without a dick first

Dont, service is cool

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Modellë, Caracteé, AbiL, Maria, I greet you all.[/color]

Eze umunwanyi, how are you?

toshmann: Aliachy
The thing sound-uru ka akpuru-achia


Bia Nwoke m, otoghi ochi
Unu Biko hapuru m Maria m. M ga abara unu nshi na threadia o . Anaghi kwa m eji Maria egwu egwu

obim o

Caracta: Ok then. Time to go home for me too. It's been a long day

aite, kiss kiss, bye

2legit2qwt: Thou speaketh well and i converseth in king James ingrish, is that accept or must be it cambridge ingrish?

if its something hard to understand, I lose interest immediately...so, I think plain and simple understandable english will do...

Caracta: Next ba? No problem. Consider it done.

abeg, make I rest. I think I am experiencing car lag...lwkm

2legit2qwt:

You loff gud ingrish speakers rait?

yes o, I do. At least when it comes to introducing and expressing yourself to a stranger, that shouldnt be a problem nah.

Caracta: Abeg o. Temper mercy with justice o. I'll just report you to Club 15

...no wahala, if you can even reach the next president of naija, that will be better...

Caracta: The same way i find it difficult to communicate with you guys too when you start. "We" feel cut off from the flow because a public forum gets captured in a web of one language. So my dear, don't complain

i know what to do....just watch and see.