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Chai, love egbuolam oo.....nyekwuo m o....love agbawala m ishi

Idowuogbo: No probs... Apology accepted.

calm down joor....see as you attack me... I fear o.

binger: lol,u should have sent me a pm nah! I have suppliers of ice cream nationwide. And cos,u are a friend,u'd pay nothing.

...mo ti gbo...!

2legit2qwt: Is maria Goretti Igbo? I like igbo girls so that's a plus if you are

I kid

how does this change my mood?

kaboninc: Now this sounds funny but I won't smile. However every ice cream was ones a warm cream. So if you really want one so bad, incase of next time, prepare one now and *ice* it.

...dafuq is wrong with you? Dont you gerrit?

xynerise: My friend go and sleep. Ice-cream=Diabetes

...have not had it for months now

toshmann: asa nwa m

odim nobi

Idowuogbo: Maria, does dis Bs sound rite to u?

c'mon Idowu, I told you Caracta understood what I meant nah....it aint what you think it is joor. Am sorry if my use of that didnt sound so well too you but it was used in respect to our previous convo, ok?

xynerise: You need a cheaper one?

please, shift away...you not helping my situation.

kaboninc: You can make one. If you can't buy.

I dont want warmcream..... I want icecream.

toshmann: m nu ebe a na oyi a n'eche maka gi

ewooo, ngwa bia bie m oma, susukwa m onu.....okwa french kiss kam choro....nke miri emi.

toshmann: the fuel of my romantic furnace
Pretti-Goretti

asa, kekwanu?

binger: Ah! How come you couldn't find a nice chilled yogo? Are u staying in a boko haram camp?

moreover, I didnt hunger for 50 naira icecream joor...

xynerise: Fan yogurt is everywhere in Nigeria and its sold for N50

....error! Not in this village I am presently.

Idowuogbo: Pardon? Don't make me dig up dat post Maria! D way u go about addressing Yorubas ain't cool. U and I know, so don't act all innocent.

Idowu, if it was some conversation I had with Caracta, you have my permission to dig up. My emphasis was on no food in ths state and that was my major problem..... I still dont get the part you talking about.

xynerise: Ask me again

.....*hiss*

binger: Please be oh. Hope you had a great day? I wonder why u're looking for a clown on the Romance section.

...it was going great not until this evening when I hungered for icecream and there was no where to get it... I miss home jare.

xynerise: Thank you. Any man wey dey always make his girlfriend laugh is losing her slowly.

....whats that ish? For real?

Idowuogbo: Caracta! Ngbo? U've bin having tribalistic converso wiv dis babe?dis babe don jabo b4 o! D last stupendous comment she made was something to do wiv Yoruba food, now dis?

joor o, what is tribalistic about this and the food? That exactly what I saw in that state? And moreover, about the food issue, they no get food for there sef.

Caracta: It's been long o....very long. I need a calculator to get accurate answer.

lwkm....now this what I want....can I get you one?

Caracta: lol...yes na. What do you mean by that "polished english" bla bla bla? We no dey speak good English ni. Nansense!

I told you before that all I have met speak, drink, eat, sleep yoruba language.....it was hard communicating and I cant deal with bad english....so you see! Lmao

Caracta: As in ehn...if i don't take care of them, who will?

lmao....chei, since when, abeg?

Mynd_44:

See as you dey jump up and down. Smh for you ooo

...jokosile joor

Caracta: I'm here

....one of your brodas have prooven my thesis wrong

kaboninc: Do I look like someone who cracks joke for you?

can you be one?....lmao

Caracta: I had to take care of my boys

huh? Unto Iya ibeji?

dopeJemi: U shudnt av used dat joke.. Its oLd.. More power 2 ur eLbow dou

classic way....

Caracta: Ahaps! What's going on here?

where have you been?

kaboninc: Well, its not my business if you smiled or even faked one. I don't care. I just wanted to lighten up the room a bit.

whatevr...it didnt. Try somethingelse.

dopeJemi: Dis argument z pointLess.. Let's cut it

...wasnt arguing with you though....just trying to shift moods. Cut...ma bi nu.

Idowuogbo: Ur previous post get as it b mehn.. Wots wiv d " polished English and clean" comment?

hmm, that one na long tory.....one I had with Caracta. She understood the statement though...

dopeJemi: If u cudnt crack a smiLe.. Den y shud I Laugh

meaning that you laughing depends on me cracking a smile...? Lawdhavemerci...!