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Caracta:
*clears throat*

you need pepper?

Caracta: The same way you guys communicate in your local languages here. So pls don't complain

its not same joor....we talking about communicating with other people that aint from your tribe

2legit2qwt: What else do you use your lips for? Other than food

speak, seduce, kiss..thats all for now...any problem?

Caracta: No way! Errrm...it's true. Very cute ones. Haven't you been seeing them?

well, just very few sha....but na the language now. How do I communicate? They speak, drink, breathe, eat more of yoruba joor....most of their english compilation is attrocious....sorry to say o...am talking from experience.

2legit2qwt: Oh damn, i went all my life thinking it's buh suh

now, you know

Caracta: *coughs*
You say?

the cute guys nah...you were singing their praises some minutes ago or were you just raisin my hopes?

2legit2qwt: Oh nice, maria-goretti the osun igbo girl

Maria-goretti buhh suhhh

its 'gba oso' meaning, 'come here quickly'

Caracta: I'm mixed breed...

chai, Caracta, who is not mixed breed??
You know what? I think this is where the cute guy comes into play...at least I can visit those invisible joints and try some meal...if its appetizing to my eyes, sha..

Caracta: You are giving me headache. Run? For what na? You simply don't know where food is. Leave me jare
You need to work hard. No food for the lazy mehn

lol, oya sorry.
Your state aint that bad sha....am enjoying the freshfish....but still I need varieties of food joor....

ItsModella: hehehehe...odi ife agu ne me...chei!!

..you know hunger can make one behave like a deranged lion.... I dont want to experience that o.

ItsModella: eziokwu? chai, living springs ko, dead well ni...na water man pikin go chop?

nne rapucha, there is water everywhere but where there is no good food...hmm, I comment my reserve.
Btw Caracta, why you dey run from your state? Because food no dey there, abi?
Chai, I miss home....

2legit2qwt: kedu?

mo wa pa

Caracta: Maria, pls don't talk to modella.

she vex you?

Caracta: I have told you...i've only been to that place like three times all my life. A very long time ago. Very long...

Must you eat sef? Didn't you go home for Christmas? Na wa o. Na so you like food reach?

my dear, I dont play with good food o esp fruits and veges that makes my skin shine.....so you can feel my plight now, abi?

ItsModella: eish, so i welu odi ajo onu a?

nne, oburokwa ajo onu o.....ejirokwam ezigbo nri egwuriegwu o esp fruits and veges

ItsModella: chei!! see diss..

lwkm...am so desperate o.
Do you know I had to eat this morning from home, something I have never done before, just to savour the taste of good food? Am suffering o...lmao

Caracta: Arrrrggghh! Issokay



It's ok. Do and go abeg. Can you eat without water? Abeg do quick and pack your belongings. Shey you told me there are fine boys there. What else? We have food codedly. I won't tell you.

lol....am just saying incase you know anywhere I can find good food ingredients....make I no lean nah, eh? Pity your sister..

Caracta: Both. It's your fault

...definitely not...na guilty conscience...in both cases.

Caracta: Living Spring state
Come and let us give you the water of life

na only water person go drink? Food nko? You guys are lacking food there o...! Like seriously...!

Caracta: Better. I'm sweating already.

..which is making you sweat? The club 15? Or defending your state? Am kinda confused here..

Caracta: Jeez! Goretti, fara bale jor
Boring? You must be boring to call my state boring. Nansense! Cute guys everywhere with nice food, electricity and pipe borne water, what else do you want? People sha. Smh...

lol, I understand. Defending your motherland, huh? Kosi wahala.

ItsModella: God don catch am...Caracta, you see your life? kikikiki

Caracta, you from Osun?

this your laugh fit kill mosquito ooo.

Caracta: I coined the name but the club was already in existence before i gave it a name.

Errm blackpant, are you interested in da club?

repent...you dont know anything about the club yet you asking if someone is interested...
Am back to your state...its boring!

scantee: nne hapu chagwodu ume ihe ifunanya ndia ahu, am talking maka ego ebea, bia ka anyi nwe full, nga enete gi anya nke ukwuu.., mu nwa bu onu gbajie gals o, ova mma na eyim nsogbu, jst say ekwem, maka the way tinz si aga nw, ifyalways ga eburukwa gi uzo kweta....( nne ikwe gwo?)

mba o...ekweghi m.

Smartie gurl: Goretti gud morning.

good afternoon dear...am just seeing this..

scantee: Yes i don show! Abatalam ugbua, biko nu, mu nwa na achosi onye eyim aka ike, asim ka mbia tryaa my luck ebea. @ify, hapu pres-elect bia ka anyi gbaba oringo, munwa kasi ala Amerika bata na abalia, biko bia hlp m rie-rem egom. @Maria. Onye gwuru onwu anwuchawo, hapu maka ozu Torsh bata na my new ugboala kan anyi take off.

nna, iwe gi adila oku mana enwerem onye m huru n'anya...

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Nne, this is unfair o. I kupulam na the race Lotakwa na abum no. 1 contender for Maria [/color]

hahahahahahaha
Eze umunwanyi

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]But seriously its being long o. Where've you been all this while?[/color]

been busy my dear...

modella, that should be enough nah, abi?
So, why the translation?

Abeg, make una come join me, and thats for those that dig the combination.... Cucumber and gnut.

ItsModella:

especially with coconut!!

and quili quili

vivian chinaza: Erm.... I'd be delighted to teach u. We will start from going to the forest to pick the balls and it can be so heavy. What do u say?

chai, nne, ichoziri igbu m? Ok, I will if there will be a wheelbarrow.