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Afam4eva: This is a good business opportunity for those guyz that have been jerking off without being paid to do so. Now you can jerk for cash. E be like say me sef go go into this business.


Afam Semen - For bright and clear skin

All this babe on the topic are acting as if they don't drink semen dem dey drink am so ee no go hard dem to rub for face

Omo see competition make na come try this for naija naw

That's how dey will start somefin dey can't finish

This dude is damn rude money is really controlling him checked him on twitter its like he hasa. Prob wif kimmy and everybody is a peasant to him

He called kim a peasant I wish I had her 63million dollars in my account .... That's too much jes 62million dollars is okay...

1. The only thing he wants from
you is sex, After Cumming he will be gone. He will
only sweet talk you
again when he needs some sex.
2. He can spend a day with you
touring beautiful places but at
the end of the day he will go back
to his wife and kids who will be
missing him.
3. He is never going to leave his
kids and wife because of you.
He will only be fooling you all the time with words like “I will
marry
you,I will build for you a house, I
will buy for you land, I will take
you to the driving school, I will
buy for you a posh car” and many
more different lies.
4.Keep it in ur minds that ur not
the only one he sleeps with
apart from his wife.If he can
cheat on his wife with u then can’t he
cheat
on you with some other lady?
Seriously he does.He spends his
time n money on other babes
just like the way he does with you.
5. He really loves his wife that is
why he married her,
he can’t divorce her and he
can’t marry you. You are just
his side dish to take off his stress. So his loving
you is for fun and temporary.
6. He will dump you after using
you for some other
fresh babe; he won’t fulfill what
he promised you.Those will be lies
that he told you just to soften
your heart and to get what he
wanted.
7. Getting pregnant won’t fully
trap him; He has his real kids and wife at home that
he can show to the
friends and relatives. You and
your kids will be hidden.
8. His property and money are
his,children and his wife. It’s very
hard to get a share on his
property.
9. You will never be part of his
future, so stop wasting your
time and energy. Cease serving your body to him
because
he
gives you some money, because
he promised you something… A
real lady works hard and gets her own money, pays
her bills and a man with a lot of
dime should just be a
BONUS. Be wise dear Ladies. Get
out of that sexual network.
Stop wasting your time with married men.
Love guys of your level who
have true love for you.

Chai see as olamide fyn... Who be dat wan wey use hand cover him manhood .... Ice prince na original agbero

10 facts about kissing 

1) Kissing is a dirty act. Just one kiss with tongue can transmit up to 278 types of bacteria. Boys and girls, watch your oral hygiene please.

2) Sensitivity of the lips is 200 times higher than that of the fingers.

3) While kissing, your body produce a substance that is 200 times more powerful than morphine in terms of narcotic effect.

4) An act of kissing puts 29 facial muscles in motion. Kissing can be used as an effective exercise to prevent the development of wrinkles.

5) Onur Guentuerkuen of Ruhr-University Bochum in Bochum, Germany, studied hundreds of couples kissing. In his study, he found that two-thirds of people turn their heads to the right when kissing.

6) During a kiss, natural antibiotics are secreted in the saliva. Also, the saliva contains a type of anesthetic that helps relieve pain.

7) Those who kiss quite frequently are less likely to suffer from stomach, bladder and blood infections.

 It is possible for a woman to reach an orgasm through kissing

9) 92 % of women close their eyes for a kiss, but 50% of men keep them open.

10) Kissing at the conclusion of a wedding ceremony can be traced to ancient Roman tradition where a kiss was used to sign contract

FACTS ABOUT NIGERIAN GIRLS & BREAK UPS

1. When you dump a Girl from OGUN
she will make a scene for you.

2. When you dump a girl from CALABAR
she will beat you up and force you to love her again whether you want to or not.

3. When you dump ABUJA girl, she will
cry day and night.

4. When you dump a girl from BENIN she
will bewitch you and you will wake up with your balls on your face.

5. When you dump an ENUGU girl, she will
try to make up to you and ask you to kindly give her another chance.

6. When you dump a girl from IMO and Abia, she won't even notice. She will be easy removing her jiggers and eating her SweetPotatoes.

7. When you dump a girl from WARRI she will turn her bedroomed into a brewery and
drink all sorts of alcohol until she blacks out.

8. Try to dump a girl from LAGOS and she
will sleep around with all your friends.

9. You don't wanna know about PORTHARCOURT girls, dump her today and in two weeks, you will be invited to her wedding.

10. Never dump a girl from ANAMBRA if you
dump her, she will tempt your dad and become your step-mother.

11. Dump a girl from KANO and she will
report you to her dad in the army and you will
marry her at gun-point.

12. Dump a girl from AKWA IBOM
she will sleep with your grand-father and become your
other grandmother.

AGREE/ DISAGREE

50 WAYS TO LOVE SOMEONE:

1. Accept them for who they are
right now.

2. Be nonjudgmental.

3. Do something to help them see
their own potential.

4. Be selfless.

5. Make their happiness your
own.

6. Write them a letter and tell
them how much you care.

7. Be where they go to when
their soul needs soothing.

8. Cook them a meal.

9. Show any little act of kindness,
really.

10. Listen to them.

11. Forgive them.

12. Cry with them.

13. Visit their family.

14. Go for a long car ride and get
to the point where you don’t
have to fill up every second with
conversation.

15. Never stop reminding them
how you feel.

16. Believe in them.

17. Make their dreams your own.

18. Always be honest about how
you’re feeling.

19. Be loyal to them.

20. If ever you’re not able to do
that, be honest about it.

21. Surprise them with
something they love.

22. Be willing to compromise.

23. Keep an open heart, mind
and ear.

24. Do what they love with them.

25. Have unfailing faith in your
partnership.

26. Defend them.

27. To the extent that you’re both
comfortable, physically show
them that you love them, as
much as possible.

28. Ask how their day went.
Everyday.

29. Actually, never stop asking
questions. They should be a
fascinating entity that you’re
always getting to know at an
even deeper level.

30. Tell them why you love them.

31. Go for walks together as
much as you’re able.

32. Talk about anything and
everything. Especially what you
are afraid to talk about.

33. Let that person know that
they can ask you anything at any
time.

34. Let them know that even if,
one day, your relationship does
end, you are grateful for the time
you spent together, and that they
will always be a part of your
story and your heart.

35. Try to deal with things from
the perspective of your best self.

36. Admit when you’re wrong.

37. Apologize.

38. Never forget that life is
temporary. It will make you
appreciate everyday with that
person.

39. Love their body just as it is.

40. Read together.

41. Learn together.

42. Be there to hold their hand
when they’re scared.

43. Take care of them when
they’re sick.

44. Love them even if they’re
temporarily unable to give you
love in return.

45. Make sure they know that
you are always there.

46. Take them out, for no other
reason than just for the fact that
they deserve it.

47. Make time for romance.

48. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever
give up, no matter how much
giving up would seem like the
easier thing to do.

49. Love unconditionally.

50. Love yourself.

"LIKE

YORUBA NAMES & THEIR FUNNY DIRECT TRANSLATIONS.!! 1. Anuoluwapo- Mercy of God plenty
2. Odeyemi- Hunter fit me
3. Pamilerin- Kill me wit laugh
4. Olamide- My wealth don come
5. Timileyin- push my back
6. Adeyemi- Crown fit me
7. Motunrayo- I see wealth again
8. Bamidele- Follow me reach house
9. Ayomikun- My wealth full
10. Oladejo- Wealth turn eight (

11. Shile- Open house
12. Wale- Come house
13. Morenike- I see person take care
14. Funmilayo- Give me joy
15. Omoyemi- Pikin fit me
16. Tunbosun- Shift again
17. Feyintola- Rest back on wealth.
18. Motolani- Am big enuf to have
wealth.
19. Ifabiyi- Oracle born this.
20. Olaide- Wealth roll come.
21. Ageshin- Horse rider.
22. Adeleke- Crown dey on top.
23. Babajide- father wake come.
24. Bankole- Help me build house.
25. Owolabi- Na money we born.
Pls add urs

Guys ur comments

Which Statement Hurts Most in a Relationship?

1) It's over between us
2) Goodbye
3) I never loved you
4) I was just playing you
5) You are not good in bed
6) I was just toying you
7) I was in love with someone else.
8. You were the worst thing that ever happened to me
9) I was in the relationship cause of sex

Which do you think Hurt Most?

Which Statement Hurts Most in a Relationship?
1) It' over between us
2) Goodbye
3) I never loved you
4) I was just playing you
5) You are not good in bed
6) I was just toying you
7) I was in love with someone else.
U were the worst thing that ever happened to me
9) I was in da relationship cause of sex
Which do you think Hurt Most?

SHOCKING FACTS !!!
1.Pulling your mucus from your nose thru your mouth then you swallow it is actually healthy.

2.Every woman inserts a finger in her pussy to masturbate.

3.Every woman is a gold digger only the degree varies

4.Every man is unfaithful, if yours has not cheated on you, just WAIT!

5.The most learned people never create wealth, they create for others.

6.Women consume 70% ofthe food which is prepared for consumption.

7.Polite and quiet people are the best thinkers but they make worst husbands.

8.There is no better medicine for your mind than money, sex and food, good sleep & laughter.

9.In every second, there are at least 20k people having sex and 78k people planning how to cause harm to other people.

10.Most ladies feel guilty after sex.

11.A lady will tend to love a man even more if she realize that another lady is interested on him.

12.Women; Being calm & polite when your husband has done wrong is one sure way of making him feel guilty and if he's normal, you should expect him to refrain with immediate effect!
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Did you ever fall for someone you know you shouldn't? Tried hard to fight your feelings, but you just couldn't?
The line between friendship and love is a very thin one. Very few people are able to distinguish it. Others blindly follow the path that their heart leads them to, without fearing the consequences. This often leads to unsucessful relationships. Not to forget that it ruins the former friendship as well. Friendship can blossom into love, but this is an uncommon phenomenon. People fall for their friends and it's okkay. It is when people fall for their best friends that the pain starts. A best friend is someone you have to face daily. You share all your little secrets with this person. But you are afraid to let out the biggest secret. The Reason - You know he would never be able to love you back the same way. He loves you as a friend. And you can't let this little love go away from you. Your confession could prove disastrous to your friendship.
It often leaves you helpless. If the love is strictly one sided, it leaves you with two options. Option one, wait. Wait and keep on waiting for him to fall in love with you. Never give up hope. This is the best way to hurt yourself. The method is suicidal. Option two, instead of waiting for circumstances to force you to give up hope, summon all your courage at once and let go. Accept the reality. Treasure this special bond of friendship. You have had your share of grief. Who knows, You might have a bigger surprise waiting for you out there!
'It is better to be best friends forever than to be his girlfriend and break up, and then loose him all together. '

I love being called pretty, but I’ll
never believe it. ♥
I’m not always right, but hate
admitting I’m wrong.
I’m almost always smiling, but it’s
not always real. ♥
I can be read like an open book,
but hide so much.
I work hard at things, but don’t
always get what I deserve. ♥
I love the person so much, but
don’t have anyone who really love
me as one. ♥
I always make people happy, but
never take a hand to wipe my
tears. ♥
I do try to make some difference,
but things not always in my
favour.
I do try to forget the bad time, but
some pains always be with u till
the last breath. ♥
I don’t want to loose anyone one,
but time has taken the one who
was very special. ♥
If love growing, then why girls
never get the one who stolen
their hearts.
If girls sincerely put their hands
for making eternity, so why they
get most painful time always. ♥
I’m the girl and girls are very soft
hearted, no matter how strong
they look
They deserve Love and its should
be come into their lives
Not matter whatever they are. ♥
They never ask who you are
Girls believe in love and they do
whatever they can. ♥
I’m the girl and I want a hand in
hand to walk toward the end
Get me out from the pain, I
deserve your eternity love... ♥

Lmaooo

What I've noticed about women who are inlove :

•» They never believe in rumors about their partners cheating, even if it's true.
•» They will do everything in their power to protect their relationships, even if apologizing for what's right.
•» They are very jealous and as a boyfriend you should be thankful 'coz that shows she's very afraid of losing you(she believes in your relationship).
•» Sometimes they might sacrifice their friendship for that one person they love the most.
•» They hate it when you've got a female friends 'coz they know, "A shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on".
•» They are real bad in faking their happiness and emotions, you'll notice very quick when they don't like something you've done.
•» They don't care about money but they care the most about the time you spend with them, if it was possible they would want to spend every minute with you.
•» They go around calling 'emselves bo "Mrs mang mang" without checking the time frame they've been in that relationship.

True or False?

What I've noticed about women who are inlove :

•» They never believe in rumors about their partners cheating, even if it's true.
•» They will do everything in their power to protect their relationships, even if apologizing for what's right.
•» They are very jealous and as a boyfriend you should be thankful 'coz that shows she's very afraid of losing you(she believes in your relationship).
•» Sometimes they might sacrifice their friendship for that one person they love the most.
•» They hate it when you've got a female friends 'coz they know, "A shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on".
•» They are real bad in faking their happiness and emotions, you'll notice very quick when they don't like something you've done.
•» They don't care about money but they care the most about the time you spend with them, if it was possible they would want to spend every minute with you.
•» They go around calling 'emselves bo "Mrs mang mang" without checking the time frame they've been in that relationship.

True or False?

Now okada men can't even work inside lagos streets again woke up this morning to find out that there are no okadas again ... And policemen are catching anyone dey see

See jamb question

Nicki minaj posts naked

The guy is just been honest naw ... He jes trying to tell us that he can't perform for 500k though he shouldn't have called it cheap money ooo 500k no be beans

Na wao na Indian and china everything wey person never see dey happen

50 million naira chai ..... Dis dude is jes wasting money am sure he's gonna buy another one cause that car looks un repairable

50 million naira chai ..... Dis dude is jes wasting money am sure he's gonna buy another one cause that cat looks un repairable

Thank god for make up and good photography chai this babes are fugly

Na wao u dey wear the same wrist watch with jay Z so ..... Shey me wey I dey wear 500naira watch make I go hang myself

Wat caused the fire naw *sobbing* was suppose to see this hall wen I get to U I naw

I rep team ... See gobe .... Kukere kukere kukere I get money ooo ....sholey sholey sholey sholey.... Like to party.... Team ilefo iluminatii.... Call me wiz..... Wen I become rich and famous that's team praiz and team tiwa tiwa ... Though tontolet is not in da list but I rep team tonto get high dudes and team saka I don't port ooo

Na wao wetin human being no go see for nl see uti nigerians can copy