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1) For all we talk about how hot guys are.
We mostly care about there personality.
Though a hot body is a plus
2) We are just as shy as you are about
relationships
3) Many of us don't let you see us cry,
unless we want you to comfort us
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if
you are interested. But we will later deny
it or make it into a joke
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful
than hot or s*xy. But not all of us
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops
and skimpy cloths for you (unless it's
REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if you
don't like what we wear say something
likely look really nice today, but you
know...I think I like you in jeans better'
7) We travel in groups for one of two
reasons 1) because we want to share
some form of gossip with each other or
get advice on something 2) B/c we don't
want to get caught by ourselves with you
because we won't know what to say and
are afraid we'll make a **** of ourselves
MOST girls spend about 15% of the
time thinking about specific guys, 20%
thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking
of how to get guys to notice us and what
to say when we do, 30% of the time
TALKING about guys (even if someone
else isn't listening), and 10% of the time
doing something else
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys
are ***** and only want to get into our
pants until you prove otherwise (and even
then some small part of us still thinks
that)
10) Most girls are under the impression
that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around
once in awhile in front of your friends.
We enjoy having you show us off to your
friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot
ass girlfriend! Aren't you jealous?" But we
don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy
girl
12) Nicknames like "Babe, or darling" are
safe to call just about any girl. But beware
of "Princess or Angel". Some girls will
take offense to this thinking you are
calling them to innocent or incapable of
taking care of themselves.
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every
girl has ONE nickname that they just love
to be called
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell
you that they like you, but won't come
right out and say" I like you" or "I love
you". If you think they like you, there is a
good chance they do.
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named
Ashley, Ashley has a friend named
Brenda. Brenda comes up you in the hall
and asks "Do you like Ashley?"
More often than not in this scenario
Ashley asked Brenda to ask you because
she is to shy to ask you herself. And even
if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going
to do with your answer is tell Ashley.
Now you are thinking "WHAT!? NO!!
DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality,
this is a good thing. Because there is a
good chance she already likes you. And if
she doesn't, she will now be looking at
you in a different way, and let me tell
you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if you
already know they like you. So its safe. So
go ahead and tell Brenda that you like
Ashley. Take a chance.
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted
things.
17) Girls love to feel special, even though
they might not show it
18) Girls talk about everything with their
girl friends. So unless you tell us not to
tell them about something, they WILL
know about it within 3 days. And if you
are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're
possibly 90% of their conversation. And
believe me, trash talking takes up most of
it, unless you're a Greek god, which
you're not...
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.
20) Girls love it when a guy pulls them
close by the waist
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing
dance with them, even if he doesn't know
how
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically
mean to you, it means they're attracted to
you, but are afraid that they'll be showing
too much
23) A kiss on the hand with the right
timing can be a REAL TURN-ON
24) Some girls can think about their
crushes for 18+ hours straight. No
exaggeration
25) When a guy says something really
sentimental, girls will remember it forever
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if
guys don't know what the hell just
happened.
27) Girls daydream about their crushes
ALL the time. They just don't show it.
28) When a girl is upset and wants you to
listen, she wants you to listen. She
doesn't need you to fix it or tell her how
to. She just wants you to listen.
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot
safer if you pull her close and tell her that
everything is going to be all right. And
more likely than not, it will endear them
to you more than anything else.
30)If someone flirts with you, its a
complement. If you're not interested,
accept it but dont flirt back.
31)The woman in your life needs to hear
how you feel about her, and often. Tell
her now
32)All women are complicated, and it is
doubtful any man will ever fully be able
to understand us.But we know that, so its
going to be ok.

I won't laugh
I won't laugh






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1. Not all relationships must lead to marriage. Some relationships are for a
reason,others are for a season only few are for a life time. If it doesn't work out don't kill yourself because it was for something.
Discover the purpose and move on.

2. Don't give a man or a woman the totality of your heart before giving the totality of your heart to God. Love that person but put God first.

3. Don't get carried away with beauty or money, if that person's inner person cannot keep you, his money or her beauty cannot either.

4. Love is never enough, understanding, compatibility, wisdom, patience and tolerance are equally important.

Do you agree?

Whew

1. Sex is NOT love. Love is not sex.
2. You can have sex & not be in love. You can be in love & not engage in sex.
3. A man may hate you & still have sex with you. Be wise.
4. Using sex to manipulate a man will eventually fail.
5. It is self deception to think that giving him sex will make
him love you.
6. True Love will never force you to engage in sex. A lover
who forces you to engage in sex is fake & should be avoided
7. If he tells you to ‘prove your love’ by having sex with him. He is only using you. Run.....he is fake.
8. Making yourself his ‘sex slave’ is foolish. Love will never shame or degrade.

Agree or disagree,

Mumu

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Yes O! E don happen again o.
Chukwudi Films in association
with Chukwuemeka Pictures
presents anoda ogbonge movie ASUU STRIKE
2013.
Dis one na movie wey pass movie ooooo. Dem
no dey tell person dis 1 oooo, u must to
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behind the whole ASUU Strike
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Leaders no even send. Wetin poor man go do.
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1. Do u knw that Redeemed Christian Church Of God was once a white garment church?

2. Do u knw that if u are chewing gum while slicing onions u will never shed tears? (try it)

3. Do u knw that d Nigeria police uniform was once white?

4. Do u knw that Nigeria is named afta a River (mammy water)..?

5. Do u knw that it is a woman who named Nigeria Nigeria?

6. Do u knw that Nigeria is just 53 years old? Yet u compare it to America that is more than 400 years old (just imagine)

7. Do u knw that d cure for AIDS hav been found (if na lie Google am)

8. Do u knw that d current most brilliant person in d world is frm Nigeria? (if na lie Google am)

9. Do u knw that a smile can cure Asthma? (unbelievable abi? Oya quikly Google am)

10. Do u knw that in China, a man can marry his blood sister (no wonder they all luk d same)

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Just passing by end time tinz


Young and aspiring terrorist

Smh

End time tinz

Sick modafucker

Hmmmmmm end time tins

8 year old don get ipad na wao oo

See teeth

This baby would be going through pains ooooo




En d time tins

China ....





End time tins

Ewwwwwww

China again ... He suppose to be a model

Na wa oo third husband.... Which man no go run for this kind hair ... Am sure its smelling how does she takes care of it...

Team beverly

Team beverely

See name ajanaku he looks like his name micheal jackson tins am speechless

See wat a pastor looks like .. Na wao ooo RIP to the dead if I talk na nairalanders go chop me

When she gives up on you,it's obvious.
1. She will not try to catch ur attention.
2. She will not fight for u anymore.
3. She won't reply ur message as quickly
anymore.
4. She won't try to keep the conversation
going anymore.
5. She will not care anymore.
6. She's no longer jealous.
7. She will flirt & talk to other guys.
8. She's no longer care if you care
or not anymore.
9. She's no longer goes to ur profile & whine
to people about how happy you're,talking to
other girls.
10. She will give up on trying to make you
love her,because she finally
realize that she deserves better.
-& u will miss her.
Miss the way she cared about you.
Miss the way she loved you. And u have lost
her.So don't take any girls for granted, if u
love her, let her know before she gives up!

Cute

12 WAYS ON HOW TO STREGETHEN YOUR RELATIONSHIP

1. Do not overlook those little things that make yourspouse smile.

2. Tell your lover that you truly love him or her, not because it’s a usual word or you want to use him or her, but because you seriously mean and feel it.

3. Buy for him/her a gift even when she doesn't expect it from you. No matter its not expensive, it will mean alot

4. Let your lover feel appreciated for all his or her effort.

5. Ask your lover to tell youthings you can do to improve and better the relationship.

6. Money and Sex is not everything; make him/her feel your presence by sparing time for them.

7. Be faithful and don’t cheat on your lover.

8. Always have a heart to heart talk with your lover. Be free and open

9. Do not make your lover do things against his or herwish.

10. Be patient and understanding him or her

11. Always admit when you are in wrong.

12. Don’t bring the bad friends to your relationship, they will spread forged rumors; giveyou bad advice which will lead to a break up

Sooo no be say we wan share the money na