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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Looks Flawless To AMVCA 2015 (photo) by marialucia(f): 8:50pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Cutie |
Celebrities / Re: Would You Rock Susan Peter's Suit? by marialucia(f): 9:48pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Mogbe 3 Likes |
Romance / 32 Things Guys Should Know About Girls by marialucia(f): 11:36am On Dec 19, 2013 |
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus 2) We are just as shy as you are about relationships 3) Many of us don't let you see us cry, unless we want you to comfort us 4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if you are interested. But we will later deny it or make it into a joke 5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot or s*xy. But not all of us 6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for you (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if you don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but you know...I think I like you in jeans better' 7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other or get advice on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught by ourselves with you because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a **** of ourselves MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else 9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until you prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that) 10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls 11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having you show us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot ass girlfriend! Aren't you jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl 12) Nicknames like "Babe, or darling" are safe to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess or Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking you are calling them to innocent or incapable of taking care of themselves. 13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just love to be called 14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell you that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" or "I love you". If you think they like you, there is a good chance they do. 15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up you in the hall and asks "Do you like Ashley?" More often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask you because she is to shy to ask you herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now you are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at you in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if you already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that you like Ashley. Take a chance. 16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things. 17) Girls love to feel special, even though they might not show it 18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless you tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if you are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not... 19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene. 20) Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist 21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how 22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be showing too much 23) A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON 24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration 25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever 26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened. 27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't show it. 28) When a girl is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. She doesn't need you to fix it or tell her how to. She just wants you to listen. 29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And more likely than not, it will endear them to you more than anything else. 30)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back. 31)The woman in your life needs to hear how you feel about her, and often. Tell her now 32)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Natty Don Jazzy: See Don Jazzy's New Look by marialucia(f): 1:52am On Nov 12, 2013 |
I won't laugh I won't laugh Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
Romance / How To Avoid Heart Break In Relationships. by marialucia(f): 2:15pm On Nov 02, 2013 |
1. Not all relationships must lead to marriage. Some relationships are for a reason,others are for a season only few are for a life time. If it doesn't work out don't kill yourself because it was for something. Discover the purpose and move on. 2. Don't give a man or a woman the totality of your heart before giving the totality of your heart to God. Love that person but put God first. 3. Don't get carried away with beauty or money, if that person's inner person cannot keep you, his money or her beauty cannot either. 4. Love is never enough, understanding, compatibility, wisdom, patience and tolerance are equally important. Do you agree? |
Celebrities / Re: Meet Man With World Longest Moustache by marialucia(f): 10:01am On Nov 02, 2013 |
Whew |
Romance / Facts About Sex & Love by marialucia(f): 9:44pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
1. Sex is NOT love. Love is not sex. 2. You can have sex & not be in love. You can be in love & not engage in sex. 3. A man may hate you & still have sex with you. Be wise. 4. Using sex to manipulate a man will eventually fail. 5. It is self deception to think that giving him sex will make him love you. 6. True Love will never force you to engage in sex. A lover who forces you to engage in sex is fake & should be avoided 7. If he tells you to ‘prove your love’ by having sex with him. He is only using you. Run.....he is fake. 8. Making yourself his ‘sex slave’ is foolish. Love will never shame or degrade. Agree or disagree, 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Strips & Performs On Stage In His Underpants by marialucia(f): 12:35pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Mumu 2 Likes |
Education / Re: ASUU Or NUT: Who Should Receive More Pay? by marialucia(f): 4:34pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
ASUU STRIKE ADVERTISEMENT!! ! Yes O! E don happen again o. Chukwudi Films in association with Chukwuemeka Pictures presents anoda ogbonge movie ASUU STRIKE 2013. Dis one na movie wey pass movie ooooo. Dem no dey tell person dis 1 oooo, u must to watch am by ursef. Come hear the true story behind the whole ASUU Strike ooooo- who start am, why dem start am, who supose end am and who no gree end am ooooooo! U go c all for dis movie. Money don scatter our country ooooo, dis 1 dey ask 4 money, dat 1 say no money.....ewoOo ooo Chai com c as university student dey suffer, c as crime dey increase. Girls dey born lk fowl, yahoo men dey press die...See Blood! Blood!! Blood!!! rich man no even worry. Leaders no even send. Wetin poor man go do. Kai! ASUU STRIKE! ASUU STRIKE!! ASUU STRIKE 2013!!!. . . Suspense full am, intrigue, romance, swagger, ginger... Dat will kip u glued to d edge of ur seat .U go laff,u go cry and u go reason sef. ASUU STRIKE! ASUU STRIKE!! ASUU STRIKE 2013!!!. . . Grab ur copy now! Starring: Kanayo. O. Kanayo as Goodluck Jonathan Pete Edochie as Nassir faggie Patience Ozokwor as Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Eucharia Anunobi as Ruqayyat Ahmed Rufai. Coming Soon!!!...can't stop*laughing# 13 Likes |
Education / Re: ASUU Strike Will Soon Be Called-Off - Okojie by marialucia(f): 2:16pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
ASUU STRIKE ADVERTISEMENT!! ! Yes O! E don happen again o. Chukwudi Films in association with Chukwuemeka Pictures presents anoda ogbonge movie ASUU STRIKE 2013. Dis one na movie wey pass movie ooooo. Dem no dey tell person dis 1 oooo, u must to watch am by ursef. Come hear the true story behind the whole ASUU Strike ooooo- who start am, why dem start am, who supose end am and who no gree end am ooooooo! U go c all for dis movie. Money don scatter our country ooooo, dis 1 dey ask 4 money, dat 1 say no money.....ewoOo ooo Chai com c as university student dey suffer, c as crime dey increase. Girls dey born lk fowl, yahoo men dey press die...See Blood! Blood!! Blood!!! rich man no even worry. Leaders no even send. Wetin poor man go do. Kai! ASUU STRIKE! ASUU STRIKE!! ASUU STRIKE 2013!!!. . . Suspense full am, intrigue, romance, swagger, ginger... Dat will kip u glued to d edge of ur seat .U go laff,u go cry and u go reason sef. ASUU STRIKE! ASUU STRIKE!! ASUU STRIKE 2013!!!. . . Grab ur copy now! Starring: Kanayo. O. Kanayo as Goodluck Jonathan Pete Edochie as Nassir faggie Patience Ozokwor as Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Eucharia Anunobi as Ruqayyat Ahmed Rufai. Coming Soon!!!...can't stop*laughing# 4 Likes |
Romance / 10 Strange Things That U Don't Know.. by marialucia(f): 8:16am On Sep 09, 2013 |
1. Do u knw that Redeemed Christian Church Of God was once a white garment church? 2. Do u knw that if u are chewing gum while slicing onions u will never shed tears? (try it) 3. Do u knw that d Nigeria police uniform was once white? 4. Do u knw that Nigeria is named afta a River (mammy water)..? 5. Do u knw that it is a woman who named Nigeria Nigeria? 6. Do u knw that Nigeria is just 53 years old? Yet u compare it to America that is more than 400 years old (just imagine) 7. Do u knw that d cure for AIDS hav been found (if na lie Google am) 8. Do u knw that d current most brilliant person in d world is frm Nigeria? (if na lie Google am) 9. Do u knw that a smile can cure Asthma? (unbelievable abi? Oya quikly Google am) 10. Do u knw that in China, a man can marry his blood sister (no wonder they all luk d same) WOW..LIKE IF U LIKE DIS AND COMMENT D NUMBER U LIKE MOST |
Family / Re: Baby Born With Ears Under Its Chin (PICTURED) by marialucia(f): 7:23am On Sep 05, 2013 |
---oooO---- ----(----)---- -----\--(-- ------\_)- -----------Oooo --- -----------(--- -)--- ------------)-- /---- ------------(_/ - Just passing by end time tinz  1 Like |
Politics / Re: Meet 11-year-old Boy Whose Dream Is To Kill The President Of His Country (PHOTO) by marialucia(f): 4:44pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
Young and aspiring terrorist Smh End time tinz |
Romance / Re: Picture Of Girl Who Swallowed Her Cellphone To Avoid Being Caught Cheating by marialucia(f): 4:59pm On Aug 30, 2013 |
Sick modafucker |
Celebrities / Re: "I’ve Got 28 Kids & My 16-yr-old Girl Is Getting Married Next Month!"– Yerima by marialucia(f): 11:24am On Aug 30, 2013 |
Hmmmmmm end time tins 1 Like
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Science/Technology / Re: Daughter's iPad Charger Explodes As Father Tries To Unplug It by marialucia(f): 2:30pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
8 year old don get ipad na wao oo |
Celebrities / Re: Waje Cuddles A Baby Crocodile by marialucia(f): 1:11pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
See teeth 11 Likes |
Health / Re: Baby Born With Two Faces by marialucia(f): 1:09pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
This baby would be going through pains ooooo En d time tins |
Health / Re: Chinese Man Caged In Tiny Stone Cell For 30 YEARS By His Own PARENTS by marialucia(f): 1:02pm On Aug 27, 2013 |
China .... End time tins |
Nairaland / General / Re: Picture Of World's Biggest Pig by marialucia(f): 1:21am On Aug 27, 2013 |
Ewwwwwww |
Entertainment / Re: Guinness World Records(tm) Reinstates World's Tallest Living Man by marialucia(f): 12:28pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
China again ... He suppose to be a model |
Celebrities / Re: Check Out The World’s Longest Dreadlocks By Asha Mandela by marialucia(f): 12:58pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
Na wa oo third husband.... Which man no go run for this kind hair ... Am sure its smelling how does she takes care of it... |
Celebrities / Re: Who Is Likely To Win The $300,000 Of Big Brother Africa? by marialucia(f): 9:43am On Aug 19, 2013 |
Team beverly |
TV/Movies / Re: Angelo Fought Beverly On Big Brother Because She Wanted More Sex by marialucia(f): 9:35am On Aug 19, 2013 |
Team beverely 5 Likes |
Religion / Re: Pastor Ajanaku Is Dead (Christ-Revival Church Pastor) by marialucia(f): 11:52pm On Aug 18, 2013 |
See name ajanaku he looks like his name micheal jackson tins am speechless |
Religion / Re: Pastor Ajanaku Is Dead (Christ-Revival Church Pastor) by marialucia(f): 11:49pm On Aug 18, 2013 |
See wat a pastor looks like .. Na wao ooo RIP to the dead if I talk na nairalanders go chop me |
Romance / Signs That A Girl Has Given Up On You.... by marialucia(f): 2:55pm On Aug 18, 2013 |
When she gives up on you,it's obvious. 1. She will not try to catch ur attention. 2. She will not fight for u anymore. 3. She won't reply ur message as quickly anymore. 4. She won't try to keep the conversation going anymore. 5. She will not care anymore. 6. She's no longer jealous. 7. She will flirt & talk to other guys. 8. She's no longer care if you care or not anymore. 9. She's no longer goes to ur profile & whine to people about how happy you're,talking to other girls. 10. She will give up on trying to make you love her,because she finally realize that she deserves better. -& u will miss her. Miss the way she cared about you. Miss the way she loved you. And u have lost her.So don't take any girls for granted, if u love her, let her know before she gives up! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy With His Mum (Picture) by marialucia(f): 1:58pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Cute |
Romance / 12 Ways On How To Stregethen Your Relationship by marialucia(f): 3:30pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
12 WAYS ON HOW TO STREGETHEN YOUR RELATIONSHIP 1. Do not overlook those little things that make yourspouse smile. 2. Tell your lover that you truly love him or her, not because it’s a usual word or you want to use him or her, but because you seriously mean and feel it. 3. Buy for him/her a gift even when she doesn't expect it from you. No matter its not expensive, it will mean alot 4. Let your lover feel appreciated for all his or her effort. 5. Ask your lover to tell youthings you can do to improve and better the relationship. 6. Money and Sex is not everything; make him/her feel your presence by sparing time for them. 7. Be faithful and don’t cheat on your lover. 8. Always have a heart to heart talk with your lover. Be free and open 9. Do not make your lover do things against his or herwish. 10. Be patient and understanding him or her 11. Always admit when you are in wrong. 12. Don’t bring the bad friends to your relationship, they will spread forged rumors; giveyou bad advice which will lead to a break up 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Beverly Osu Has Never Been Nominated For Eviction by marialucia(f): 2:32pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
Sooo no be say we wan share the money na |
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