DeeScan:
I'm not tryna bully though . Don't get too sesitive about that ..

Being fat ain't bad thing ya no .

Being slow ain't a bad thing either.
It's not your fault.

DeeScan:


Looks like your fat ass is an expert on that

😏😏😏

Don't be a silly bully!

Carcholce:


Some of your points are not true. I have had women act the exact same way as the poster described. I assumed what you said to be case and stopped talking to them, only for them to resurface several months later. Why would a woman connect again with someone She wants off her case?

They saw you as an option.

FashionCapital:

Me self dey reason same thing. But probably the camera angle cus I can't even see the stems which should be thick I guess.

Thank God say no be only me.

jidestroud:


Misconception here. Like I said, the picture uploaded is from an harvested bed. Yes, those are already cut vegetables.

But they're upright as if still rooted.

I swear, make these people no provoke me O! 😤🤧

OlawaleBammie:


Weyrey

Why u go say thunder fire her and bulaba??

I swear, na this your comment make me fit read the meaning. 😀

Septagon:
Make him just die at once na

Omo! The audacity of some of you people.

idahme:
Just after two days of talking she asked can you take care of me? Hope you won't allow me to suffer?

I asked suffer? You are s medical Doctor how on earth can I make you to suffer? Then I asked what exactly do you mean by that? She responded you should be footing my bills and ensuring that I don't lack anything .

It was my time to do fact checking, instantly I turned the game around with few intercontinental ballistic missiles to check if I can neutralize her S500 missile defense shield.

I asked if I take care of all your bills what then will you use your salary to do? And then I asked again do you have the mindset of looking out for each other or it's only thean that will look out for you? The first question she replied with I really can't tell you for now because I wasn't expecting that question , selfishness check ✅ observed and then she answered the second question Its the man that must look out for me, I shouldn't be looking for a man, selfishness check confirmed ✅

The truth is, she didn't want you.
She wanted you off her case.

I have come to realize that one of the test for a woman to determine whether she is interested in you is her willingness to part with her money even if you ain't really interested in what she has do that check to weed out the extremely hypergamous and selfish ones

Asides the fact that women are more likely to help a person in need than a man, what most men don't know is that it makes a woman feel good spending her money on a man she likes/loves.
Women are nurturers/carers by nature.
When you finally find the woman for you, you'd understand.

Desusi:
Five years after my wife demise, l decided to Marry again. I started a very serious relationship with a woman, only to discover later that she is having the same ailment that killed my former wife,l have to quickly pick race, never to have a word with her again.

Chai! The trauma.

emkz:
Good.

Of everything he could say then, he said he killed his boss and friend because he didn't want his own girlfriend to find out that he had been stealing from his boss to appear rich and maintain their lifestyle.

I hope his girlfriend would visit him in prison.

This one is desperately looking for a way to shift blame.

How could a human be so cruel?

illicit:


🤣🤣🤣🤣

So this is about ladies hmmmm....

Don't allow anybody shame you for asking and receiving help when you needed it.

jidestroud:
Pictures of the beds sold out...

Firstly, My most valued asset, my 45k Crocs, my close companion...love u dieeee

You know, for some reason, I thought vegetables grew taller than what I'm seeing.

jidestroud:

Lol
Unfortunately, pictures ain't loading

The size (mb) is probably to big for this forum.
Edit it so that the size can reduce, then try uploading again.

Redman44:


What do you mean by cured? Curing pig dung? Explain, Sir. thanks.

I wanted to ask this question, then I thought curing might mean drying the dung in the sun.

jidestroud:


Oh.. me bad. What I mean by curing is simply composting the manure Oga mi. By doing this, it is ready to be used directly on the crops, no smells, most if the disease causing pathogens have been killed off etc. It smells like good soil by now. You can hardly ever tell it is pig manure after composting it.

By His grace, I will upload pictures of my compost site tomorrow.

Please don't forget to show us the compost site.

jidestroud:
Beautiful Wednesday Morning...

This was unprecedented. These plantains keep using Genjustu for me. Just yesterday, I walked round the Plantains and didn't see these ripe ones already being eaten by birds. . ABEG, I don taya to dey keep watch every now and then jare!!! I have to carry out immediate cuttings of Plantains from that section of the farm biko. Make I know say plantain no dey that area again. I can't come & kill myself.

E be like say you no get passion for growing plantains.
Wetin plantain do you?
Show those plantains love wey you dey show others naa! 🥺

jidestroud:


Lol @ my sister. She literally saw them grow from little piglets into the ugly looking monstrous swine's. .

Okaaay.
That explains the reason why she could easily handle them without being scared of them being aggressive towards her. Because she practically nurtured them.
She was like their mummy. 😀

Their is another thing entirely. Will explain in details as the thread develops. Nevertheless, their diet ranges from Soybeans, Maize, dried cassavas peels, spent gains, cerelac/golden morn (chai... I follow chop this one Wella... ) , vegetables / greens from my chopped plantain trees, waterleaves etc.

What!
Expensive baby food for pigs? Na wa O!

lesbiconverter:
I was thinking something like this sha

The inside will become very hot when the weather is hot.

jidestroud:


And me no get money biko .

Money does not always equate hardworking .

Some men with that mindset easily offend women.
It is okay for a woman to just admire a hardworking man.

Tokskob2008:
If person get this one atleast for a start landlord/landlady wahala no go dey...

Starting simple and small is allowed, no wait until you get Lekki standard

Na wetin them ask you be that?

I no know why Nigerians no dey like answer questions straightforward.

jidestroud:
Why vegetables sells faster?

Just this morning, I was curious enough to ask a lady who came for just N500 vegetables.

Lady: Oga, this your vegetables fresh ooo and e cheap well well. I no know say u dey sell vegetables for here o. Na one lady I see wey carry am pass direct me.

Me: abi na? Wetin man go do as work no dey, and Tinubu don pursue all of us go farm back. . Anyways, now you know ooo! As you can see, vegetables dey brekete...

Lady: Na here I go dey buy from today. I see say you don plant Ugu. Oga, u mean business o! And if person see u for outside, Dem go think say u be alapa ike.

Me: Laughs... (Dis woman don dey use style insult me biko). Yes ooo... Ugu, Ewedu and Pepper go dey soonest. But e con be like say una too like vegetables for this area ooo?

Lady: laughs... oga, u no know say na vegetables soup quick prepare cheap pass. Just buy dis kind N500 Soko wey I buy now, mix am with Panla fish or even crayfish, add Iru (locust beans), even use Ata gungun (grounded pepper), Soup don set... But the other, u go spend well o. With just 1k, vegetables soup don set.

Me: haaaaaaa...(laughing stupidly). Chai...Tinubu, e fit better for u so? ...

Lady: Oga u try ooo, only you dey stay dis big compound? U never marry?

Me: (wetin? Dis woman don dey pass her boundaries ooo. Hmmm... I Sabi dis kind well well ooo... Before u know it, Dem go ask, wetin u con dey chop? Se make we dey bring food come for you? Etc...) No ooooo.... I even get two wives sef... ( Sebi na wetin she wan hear b that).....

.... Tori don end biko

😀
Women dey sabi like hardworking men, na why.

Your sister is so brave o!
I could never.

What do you feed the pigs?
Can/do use their dung in your farming?

For womanhood, she should've at least tried to do better.
Elegance is more comfortable and feminine.

nedekid:

Bros, the bottomline is not if she loved you, the issue is never be in a position where your wife earns more than you, handles more responsibility. Oga once that happens, be her Mary magdaline or pastors daughter, her real colour will show. Let your wife pay school fees for once and see her tell people at work say na she de carry the whole responsibility for house.
My guy that has been running his home, as he lost his job, wife paid rent and school fees, na so shege start. She went as far as kicking him out. He wanted to leave with his car, she seize key say na she get both cars now as the rent and school fees she paid pass the value of his car. She said na only him cloths be him property. Lol

For every negative story, you always have a "guy" with a similar experience.
How come though?

jidestroud:


I'll start by saying this favorite quote of mine; It is God's blessings deposited in man and discovered, and not just discovered but put to action that makes such a man successful in life.

Grew up in the heart of Lagos, Maryland & Festac to be precised. Nevertheless, we've always produced our own garri & fufu . Na so my papa go put me for his most priced car then, a Volkswagen aka Bettle aka Ijapa car, then drive all the way to ogun state villages bordering Lagos to go arrange cassavas to be processed. All those years, no farm lands we no dey enter . I would want to believe those are the years farming activities imprinted on my destiny .
Moreso, we've always kept dogs, cats, rabbits and doves as pets growing up. So all these contributed to my passion for growing both livestock & loving how mother Earth gives life to plants, so fascinating.

But, the main confirmation as to me going to become a farmer came in S.S.3 (in Federal Government College, Ijanikin, Lagos State), when God personally told me, You shall be a FARMER . Heard Him loud & clearly.

Chai! I like your story O! 😀
And your papa really really do well.
Nothing pass make papa teach im pikin how to catch fish, instead of to dey only give am fish.

Anyways, I go dey follow your thread sha, because e dey interesting...and I dey sabi like success stories.
I hope say you no go mind if I begin ask you plenty plenty question?
Like, about how many times you don harvest vegetables since wey you start?

jidestroud:

Obviously. But the problem for me is, how do I ask them for money for the waterleaves? When most times they see me weeding it off all the time .
I just allow them weed it out for me. most times I see them going with as much as 2 to 3 filled sacks.

Waterleaves no cheap for market O.

jidestroud:

Hmmm... nothing else is associated with what was initially posted. Everything else was done by me... from land clearing to burning the debris, making of beds, applying manure and finally, transplanting. Shikena!!!

Well, this may not be applicable to all. You can pay for it if you chose to. For me, making the beds isn't such a big deal . I gave myself of making 4 beds per day till i populate the whole one plot. Na bed making I dey use while away boredom . . Likewise, manure from my poultry birds is been used. I have that in excess. And as for water, there's a borehole on the farm. Also, a well as a backup plan (I no get time to go dey look for fuel if light no dey and water finish for thank)

Cost reduction is Key for me. gbam!!!

Some of us that were raised in the city don't know much about farming.

How did you learn?

jidestroud:

For waterleaves? Plant them? Kind of sound strange to me hearing that.

Although, I think I have seen were it's been grown at people's backyard. For me, waterleaves na confirm weeds on my farmlands.

A few of my vegetables buyers to come with sacks to help me weed them out.

Dey don beg me taya make I no spray Dem and kill Dem off...once once sef, me sef dey use am freestyle Edikaikong soup.

To be honest, I don't know how they're grown intentionally.

They grow wildly and rapidly on our land too in the village, according to my uncle.
People wey need them dey come once once come harvest them.

Na free money for those your vegetable buyers be that naa. 😀
Shey na say you no get buyers for the waterleaves?

Abeg! No kill them O!

I like that you grow your vegetables organically.
Them go get taste well-well.

jidestroud:



Dem dey forbid food for this present economy?

Walahi, I no just gbadun that Okro for anything and can't say why. . The last time I ate Okro soup should be back in the 90's if my memory isn't failing me.

Ewedu I know, Ogbono I know, Plsssss Okro who art thou!!!

You be like one of my brothers.
The guy hate okro dye!

You go plant waterleaves too? I learn say e dey grow fast well-well.

Godwin4444:
he should sack himself n hand over to obi Mumu abi?

Even a monkey will perform better than Tinubu at this point.
What an abysmal failure he turned out to be.

I'm not even surprised.

Like Reno, like Freeze.

Father4all:
Useless Nigeria women

Even if you don't have sisters, I'm sure you have/had a mother, yeah?

Thundafireseun:


No need for insults ….

What tribe is the most promiscuous….

Nnwanne Please leave sentiments aside….

The tozo can't even spell nwanne correctly...and he claims to be Igbo.

GboyegaD:


Decided to bake meat pies after a while. Baked half and freeze the other half and stored them in a ziploc for the next time I want to bake them. I will like to see if there's a difference in baking in bulk and freezing them or doing it in piece meals.

I presume the latter should be better.

Mmm! They look so perfect. ✨