horsepower102:


Elaborate please.

What is the aim of this thread?

You're just delusional.

Probz:
Erm. Cute but is it really caption-worthy news?

By nairaland standard? Yes.

Nairaland is more of a platform for gossip/interaction than a news site.

Una go soon stress shege comot for chatGPT body with una Nigerian problems.

condensedmilk:


Platform umuaka

Hahahahahaha

Nnaa, hapu o?

Olaolar:

You’re using iPhone 13 that worth like 700k
And your mum is a fOOd fendor .

All your mum shop doesn’t worth 30k both rice,beans, every” every’

Chop life o o but take care of your parents, one they you will become parent too

I don't see any problem with the bolded, as long as she's strong, passionate about her business, and the business is doing well.

How about I help her promote the food business with the iphone 13? Would that be okay with you?

Come to think of it, that reminds of a movie about a boy who helped his father (and his business partner) promote and grow their food truck business through his social media.

Dundalk:
that's not cool at all..think twice about it..

Can i PM you on behalf of that dude..?

How nice of you.

condensedmilk:


It's business dearie.

Can't it be discussed on this platform?

condensedmilk:


I sent you a pm

No offense, but I don't accept PMs.

The number one cause of that is too much heat (fire).

When you cook with high heat, your food is most likely to get burnt before it is done.
It is best to set your heat (fire) at medium for best results (even with too much ingredients).

High heat is best for stir frying.

Note: Whenever you're cooking and your food begins to burn before it is done, just lower the heat. Don't turn it off.

Winning123:


You are done for not my country NIGERIA

Nigeria is done for in the hands of politicians.

Dude! They don't even regard you (common citizens).

Nigeria is done for!

ednut1:
Tried to recreate mega chicken pasta. Didn’t get the taste 😅

We'll shaa eat it like that. 🙂🍽️

FxMasterz:


The child herself is proof of what I'm saying.

My father named her Surprise because of the circumstances surrounding her birth. I'm over 30yrs older than her.

Wow! Surprise! ✨
I love it as a name. 😀

If you people were Igbo, her name name would be more dramatic and ceremonial.

nairalanda1:


And I am afraid, I don;t believe you. I may be wrong, but then again...I can't ask you to bring proof, because confidentiality

Good afternoon.

Don't you get it? The woman wasn't even looking for a child, and she got pregnant anyways!
It happened! It happens!

God is awesome. 💖

FxMasterz:


Lies.

If it was IVF, the woman would have said it!

My mum had 3 boys and 2 girls. She stopped giving birth in 1988. I am the firstborn but long after she had already passed menopause, at the age of 54, she got pregnant again at a time when I was already preparing for marriage in 2010. Me, her first born was well pass 30yrs at the time.

She wasn't looking for a child, so there was no IVF involved but she got pregnant anyway and delivered a bouncing baby girl who is now growing rapidly.

You guys should give glory to God whenever He does the unthinkable and stop attributing every conception miracle to IVF.

May God bless you for this.

Nowadays, if you want to search for the food thread, scroll from down upwards on food section to find it quickly.
Ko sele ri! 😩

There's money, then there's football money.

Imagine making so much money from your passion; now, that is the life!

EreluRoz:
I can also cook and make all these too.

🤐😌

McStoic:


Hmmm ..una don seen fine guy abi?

Yes.

Benwallt:


This one is already wet because of common eyes

Benwallt:


He already has at least two wives. Why is she still crush lusting after his eyes?

Is the image yours?

Envy will finish you!

EreluRoz:
His eyes are not steady, that's a womanizer up there.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I knew you were the eyes expert.

Mustapha102:
smiles😅

Ereluroz has spoken.

Those eyes though.

Ereluroz, come quickly.
What do you think about those👆🏼eyes? 👀

EreluRoz:
Peter Obi with his Pankere head is even more corrupt than Yahaya Bello.

How come some of you can't see through Obi and his unnecessary drama everywhere. He's just deceiving the gullible ones, Peter Obi is not what Nigeria needs, he's very deceitful.

Please don't quote me let me enjoy my weekend in peace

You have started again, abi?

So, what would you call that your fraudulent failure that has brought so much hardship to Nigerians?
Do you even know the kind of hardship common citizens are going through?

Wotowotoman:


Come where is your ‘friend’ Juwess.gratitud3? 🤔

Why are you looking for her?
So that you can bully her?

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQoI2a-wfn0?si=GsIR2MVKHhRp-kyE

The wife claims her husband deliberately leaves his ATM card at home whenever they go out to eat so that she would be the one to pay with her ATM card.



JustSociety

Nwoke aruru-ala!
Ghogbu onwe gi n'eze nga ahu! 🤣

Tmb78:
The disgusting way the man kept picking his teeth throughout the video was just too distracting!
Ewwww

It was all part of the humour naa!
It was even what made it funny.

kinah:



Can I make waffles without waffles maker

That'll be pancakes.

There's always another way around everything.

ibechris:
Sometimes staying back is key...abroad no be for men wey no get patience.

What difference would that have made?
A violent person is a violent person, no matter where they are.

So, you mean if he had stayed back, he wouldn't have committed the crime, or he would've gotten away with it? Which one?

thesicilian:
Peter Obi needs to go and apologize to this man Reno Omokri. This neck pressing is getting too much

Rather, Reno Omokri will continue to be disturbed and tormented by his thoughts and obsession of Peter Obi.
There's nothing worse for the enemy than when they're ignored.

You don't need a prophet to tell you that Reno has no peace.

Here we go again!

UncleHaba22:
Yam and Red oil
The yam was cooked with the bark on

If you have tasted it before you'll know

Local Way

Na sapa cause am sha

Aren't those cocoyam?

Kamalex2:
This is what I got from mine 😁

How thoughtful of her!