Zonefree:
Nigerian women should learn to be eating food that can make them squirt easily.

Zuike!

illicit:


Abeg no let God punish me


😲

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha🤣

LWKMD!

illicit:




🥵

You sef see am, abi?
Baba wan dey whine us.

Obesity:
I prefer to fry the egg separately and use the boiled yam to fight with it

You won't enjoy it that way if the yam is a day old.
That is the point of this thread.

9jaBloke:
dem supoz arrest anybody wey chop yam remain

Hahahahahahahahahaha

This one na premium garri naa.
Ma groundnut, ma azu. Garri ndi big man.
Nwaogbenya añu.

free2ryhme:


do you revamp left over food?

nothing person no go read from this generation

Yes naa.
There are different ways to revamp leftover food.

Like this egg fried rice for example...I made it with rice cooked the day before.

See what Tinubulation is causing.
Nigerians used to be happy people that loved to flex life, now see. 🥺

illicit:
Let love lead.

I like ibo girls

I Can't imagine hurting them or anyone...

Awwwwwwwwwwwn!

We too can't hurt a fly. 🥺

This is what happens when you form too much familiarity with people.
See, things are hard for many these days, so people need to understand and respect one another's hustle. Every naira counts.
E no easy.

Op, you be like the type wey dey too look people face, na why mama Chiichii dey feel entitled.
Look away o, unless them go exploit shege comot for your hustle. Mia gi piooooooo!

Kickkick:


She's made her suggestion but not good enough for me.

She knows her folks better than you though.

illicit:


U like foooooood....

🥵

Hehehehe😀

Everything about it.

illicit:
Whoever believes whatever any Nigerian politician says before an election...?

🥵

Goodluck Jonathan was/is more of a statesman than a politician, but the people didn't see it then.

omooba969:


Dey there dey deceive yasef...lol . Jack of all trade, master of none! Who needs to know the fvckn trade you're now masturbating about? New cat screaming like a pro, lol. 😆

Noisemaker, have you made the millions already or can you ever be honest about your loses...òpònú!

I master everything I put my heart to. Yes!

Now, kpeme you weakling.
I'm too much for you.

By the way, guess what...here on nairaland is where the stock trading all started.

brain54:


Seems you don cash out today o...

Anything for the boys?

Go to nearest joint and order anything you want. On me.

omooba969:


I think your brain 🧠 is overheating, bcoz how you begin to chat bs about stock market is beyond me ajé.

Btw, how's your exiled friend doing, that one wey like to dey showcase yamayama beans&fanta on the food thread.

Tell am say I don't miss am o!

Yes ooO! Overheating from today's trading. 🤯
If you had any brain, you'd get my point, but then you're slow and like you rightly stated, it is beyond you.

Another person you're obsessed with.

Now, take your emotionally fragile self out of my mention for good.

Oshokhai69:


What’s this one talking about? It may seem as though you are going crazy.

It may seem as though you have multiple personality disorder.

omooba969:


Hahahaha Mariah , what is your worth really or are you any other than what you are on NL?

Can you do without NL? You go starve to death na...lol.

Shït, wot da heck!

I'm worth way much more.
What is nairaland? Just a place to have fun.

Do they pay on nairaland? No.
Even though I believe some should.

You know what I think sometimes? That it is not fair that the profits some people make with ease on the stock market weekly, it'll take other people months and months of hard labour to make such.

By the way, the Nigerian stock market starts trading by 10am and closes by 2pm.
Now, kpeme!

Oshokhai69:


He’s a journalist. That’s his job. To report transfers and moves across Europe. You must be a villager to think he spends his time following only Osimhen. He has reported all the major moves across Europe!

And the snake switched account just to get a bit more of that attention.

omooba969:


Lol, I see you think so highly of yasef....'dying for your attention'.

Kó shì lo joor, olóorùn!

Of course, I do. I know my worth.

Now that I've been kind enough to give you that bit of my valuable attention, I know you feel euphoric already.
Yeah! I have that effect.

Now, scram!
Before I go hard on you.😌

omooba969:


You got the message darling, na complex dey worry you. You could be civil rather than throw a weak jab, but then, this is who you are...always unnecessarily defensive.

Olóorùn radarada.

I get that you're emotionally fragile.
So, learn to stay out of matters that you cannot handle.
To avoid ekun egbere.

Sofo!

I know you've been dying for my attention, but you're not worth it.
You're too fragile for my liking.

omooba969:


Na inferiority complex dey worry ya brain, you couldn't even answer a simple question but felt the need to throw a weak jab.

What has her visits to Nigeria got to do with the question asked?

Mtcheew, nonsense!

Who asked the first question between the both of us?
What nonsense jab?

Com'on get out of my mention, and stop projecting your inferiority complex on me.

Simple question you dey rant!
Elejo wewe osi!

Softmen:


I too have the same feeling.


The way and manners he does it to towards osimhen compared to other foreign players. Remember he shared osimhen vedio saga again Finding George 🤔

Exactly.
And my instincts are hardly wrong.

Begin with what you're very good at, and not what everyone else is doing.

Here's a good advice for you.

zagorakis:

Yes ofcourse. Do you have a problem with that?

No.🤐

fergie001:


Fabrizio Romano

There's something about this Fabrizio Romano guy that I don't trust.
He seems more like a monitoring spirit that keeps reporting every move concerning Osimhen.

zagorakis:
Myself. I am my own comedian.

You make yourself laugh?

1Sharon:


How many have YOU seen? If you're enough homes have it, show me.

I don't have to show you anything.

1Sharon:


Oh really Are you saying more Nigerian homes now have kitchens with natural stone in less than a year?

The question is how many "Nigerian kitchens" have you seen?

1Sharon:


December. How many now?

Get updated.

Mercylike:
Dear Nairalanders,


I bought egg and boiled.. Only to break the egg 🥚 and I saw this...

Please what's happening here?

Eyin aye.

1Sharon:


How many Nigerian homes have natural stone in their kitchens

When last did you visit Nigeria?
You type the most ridiculous things about Nigeria most times.