₦airaland Forum

Carndidlaydid:
Job 22 vs 29 comes to mind

No lies this year has been one of my best year so far...
Ican still afford to eat my fav meal anything the crave kicks in

This festive period ipray Allah gives strength to the needy and provide them with what to place in the stomach when necessary and give em the strength to endure and persevere

Amin

Your confusion is on Autopilot

i wish i can give this guy a handshake for this comment. women could be very manipulative...and unstable...they have handbook on how to handle every man to their favour be it at home or workplace.

mrrandomguy:
A married female boss of mine who likes to make body contact with me once told me my head has grown bigger. She made sure that the deeper life girl who was crushing on me was fired, after making life unbearable for her in the office. This girl herself was also using me.

What I will tell you is this:
1. Never get carried away by compliments and insults from women. This is because women are highly manipulative and are mentally unstable due to hormonal issues caused by their menstral cycle.

2. Many Delilah, Jezebel and Athaliah have been unleashed to destroy men and turn them into mumu. You must never lose guard.

3. Fortify yourself spiritually by abiding in Christ Jesus, and Him abiding in you.

**MrRandomGuy

Dodada:
He's one of those big headed low IQ individuals. But he's STILL smarter than Peter Obi whose IQ is in the single digits.

why is he putting on napkins as if he's the new defender of the universe 😄😄😄

madness

Indiscriminate reportage �

donbachi:
Mumu people.make dem go learn from naija zookeepers.
Starve the animals and they wont have strenght.dem ho dey so weak,dem no go even get strenght to open their mouth.talkless of jumping or running.

Kai...I feel like shaking your hands now ����

SeeHim:
South African Police has arrested a 26-year-old woman over her alleged involvement in the murder of her husband, which took place in October last year at a farm outside Groblersdal.

As extensive investigations by the South African Police Service went on, a 23-year-old female suspect, Patricia Lee Smith who was reportedly a lesbian girlfriend of the 26-year-old widow, was arrested on 27 October, 2021. She was later released on bail.

The duo were accused of attempting to kill the man on May 9, 2020 by food poisoning. The victim was admitted at the hospital and later discharged. Months later, the man was allegedly shot and killed by the suspects who staged it to look like a farm attack.

Limpopo police commissioner. Lieutenant-General Thembi Hadebe welcomed the arrests and the extensive work by police to crack the complex case. The two suspects are expected to appear in the Groblersdal Magistrate's Court on Friday, 13 August 2021, facing charges of murder, conspiracy to commit murder, possession of an unlicensed firearm and ammunition, attempted murder and defeating the ends of justice.

Limpopo police spokesperson, Brigadier Motlafela Mojapelo said;

“What was initially thought to be a farm attack was unearthed by rigorous police investigations as an alleged blatant and orchestrated murder of a 36-year-old man.

"Police investigations brought to light the allegation that the suspect and her female companion conspired to murder her husband in an incident in which the victim was shot and killed in the manner that the suspects reportedly made it look like a farm attack.

“It is also alleged that the deceased's wife (had earlier) attempted to kill him on 09 May 2020 by food poisoning. The victim was admitted at the hospital and later discharged.

“The two suspects are expected to appear in the Groblersdal Magistrate's Court on Friday, 13 August 2021, facing charges of murder, conspiracy to commit murder, possession of an unlicensed firearm and ammunition, attempted murder and defeating the ends of justice.”

Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/8/husband-murdered-by-wife-and-her-lesbian-girlfriend-2.html

Or SA don enter October,2021 already. �

the borehole stand is already bending at commissioning

SchoolGate:
Shut your fucking mouth. HIV is extremely difficult to contract, don't allow inflated figures to intimidate you

I smile you ����

The Twitter Lord has gone home ����

Maybe he was the one playing Guitar for his village head....and earned a Degree

FUSS:
I no understand these people.
Na which kind course be classics?

adekolaelect:
Classical study !!!!!!!! Why not classical and fantastical political corrupted manipulating studies ? These politicians are the remnant of unemployed in the labour market

but controls the employed. Let him go and apply his classical studies as a village head�����

Please give that human some sense by neckshaving his ancestors.

Nbote:
Hehehehehe.. Oh SpaceX flying over Nigeria means future aviation coming closer? Coming from an aviation Minister
Whixh kind of shameless statement b dis for heaven's sake... How can a spaceX flying into the international space station go thru Nigeria before getting into orbit?? Who we offend abeg..
The future he is talking about is clearly the past for d Americans..

chrisagyei:
Yes,GUTA hates Nigerians and all their trades in Ghana.Left with them,all the millions of Nigerians living in Ghana will get out of the country buh our leaders and security personnels always try to stop them from causing any mass closure of businesses and aluta.GUTA represents All Ghanaian traders in Ghana. Ghana has a law that bans any foreigner from trading in Ghana except when you have 1 million dollars as capital buh these Nigerians and foreigners always points to ECOWAS for protection and since you Nigerians closed your borders,although it hardly affected any business except some few alcoholic companies that exported some of it's products to Nigeria and West Africa,they took the opportunity to warn our foreign minister in Ghana of Nigeria defying this same ECOWAS laws protecting their businesses in Ghana by closing the border and told the foreign minister to close our borders too in Ghana or all the foreign Nigerian businesses in Ghana will be locked forever and nobody can shout ECOWAS again.That's what they've started.

Is this idiot the spokes person of Ghana

Jumia supports lots of fake profiles on their platform. Have made three different purchases of completely fake products, uptil today they have refused to assist me get my money back. criminals supporting criminals in the name of online market place. criminals!

Very dirty prostitutes and a mumu nigga

YorubaWarrior:
You go know say na pure lie... Who go wan kidnap these ones for goodness sakes? Their head no fit attract any ransom sef.

they might still be useful for bura tashi concoction sha...

delugajackson:
We live in a country where killing of snakes is seen as a lifetime achievement. In Brazil, people had to stop their vehicles just for a snake to cross the road.

But over here in Nigeria, people will invade a snake territory all in the name of some stupid expedition, kill the poor animal, take pictures with it and show it off on social media like its some sort of trophy. Where is your humanity? Where is equity? Where is justice?

what is this one saying...killing animal for food is it a crime in Nigeria? These are the ones that are stoning people to dead at a slightest wrong doing but will come here to castigate against killing a common snake for food. God help u.

Let them come to Nigeria na

Irresponsible bat

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Bros
nothing do you.
Go to those ile Alagbo and drink confirm herbal medicine and you will pee out everything. It's just malaria and fever.

Nothing is sweeter than banging a fresh tight and shaved pusssy without wearing nylon. And HIV doesn't exist anymore.

smackdown

kopas utre eyo...ebout ana ukpok

ugly bats

FortifiedCity:


If eventually I'm going to die, this is how it will play out;

At the age of 158, my body will not be weak, and my penis3 will still be agile and kicking.

I will ruminate over my achievements, the people I made happy and those who killed themselves fighting me

Then I'll call my wife, make hot, fast and furious sex to her. Then go taKE a shower.

Then I will pray to God that I want to be with him.

Then I will go to sleep and quietly join the lorrd.

I will never die prematurely in any form.

Then the nation will declare 7 days praying and fasting.

Then my flesh will be given an international burial while in heaven, I'm looking down on the people of the earth with smiles.

Then I will join the angelic trumpeters to blow the final trumpet.

Then I will join Angel Michael and Angel Gabriel with our swords to come and eliminate people who have the kind of evil mind buhari has

....and then the earth will be a safer place again.

...and then the kingdom of God will come and reign all over the earth.

uncle tell us a story

NwaAmaikpe:




She remarried just after 3years?

This is a shame.
A proof that no woman is loyal.
A proof that their love is seamlessly transferrable.

A widow should remain celibate till she dies,
A good widow should not even think of remarrying.
A woman should completely lose the ability to be attracted to any other man once she is married.
She is lucky that her husband's ghost is the lenient type, if not this betrayal of love qualifies for him to strike her mad.

I pity men who don't cheat on their spouse, just keep shortchanging yourself.
Know that life is not fair and husbands have a greater tendency to die before their wives.

And the moment you die, she will start scouting for a new feeder because the vacuum in between those thighs must be filled.

abimal

continue

NwaAmaikpe:



That's why no man should tell any woman.
"I can die for you"

Because a day will come when the devil would want you to prove your words.

But this to me, is the purest display of true love.
For the Bible says in John 15:13.
"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends"

He loved this girl more than everything in this world, even more than his life.
This is why true love is hard to find.

continue

kwontinu

Nbote:
What other justification do we need to prove how unqualified and illiterate dey are? Is dis d best way to go about resolving their issue? I'm sure d teacher who defaced d bonet didn't remember d spelling of what he wanted to write and simply turned it to signature..

only someone that hasn't stayed in the north that wouldn't understand how these so called teachers are. They sit under the trees gisting away the periods they r suppose to teach the pupils. those that even attempt to teach will end up teaching nonsense at their best. may God help them.

NwaAmaikpe:



Auzubillahi Minash Shaitan ir Rajeem
See the type of dirty hospital her husband took her to.

She even looks like a sinner.
A true Muslima wears either a skull cap, a scarf or a hijab. How will she dishonor her body by exposing her hair?

With that said;
Inna lillaahi maa 'akhatha, wa lahu maa 'a'taa, wa kullu shay'in 'indahu bi'ajalin musamman...faltasbir waltahtasib.

who is this goat

FortifiedCity:


Some doctors are mad. At 11, her bre.asts will be small like peanut na.

I think women should try as much as possible to Study Medicine and other medical courses instead of filling the whole school in the name of studying Mass communication

mass communication or Abi mass prostitution