₦airaland Forum

bogs4real:
I noticed that no one seems to have given a hoot about the quick scene during the general handshakes when Jonathan was going around shaking dignitaries...Jonathan almost skipped obasanjo but OBJ extended his hand and stood, it was then that GEJ turned back swiftly to shake baba iyabo....Please holla if you noticed it and throw your opinion open.

GEJ's administration was considered a failure by many, me inclusive. But I have to give to the Ex-president (GEJ) he should win the award of the most humble president ever liveth, dude is humble. He did not blank OBJ, it was OBJ that nearly blanked him. OBJ was seated while other people were standing, even while seated, GEJ still extended his hand, that was when baba noticed and stood up.

All these Nigerian kleptomaniacs politicians wey get okpolo eyes sef, e be like say na them dey theif pass

December is still far, it should have ended some years back, a lot of money was siphoned through that program, what it was intended for was diverted to enrich few warlords, Asari and co.

No be Jona hand dey right so?

bisolashakirah:
I met this guy on nairaland doing the usual data share advert...
I whatsapp him d next day n decide to buy 1 GB from him...
chaii, na only me waka go there.
I bought 1200 mtn card n sent it to him. hmmmm
called him 2min later, he told me he's on it, place a call 10 min later, same story....30 min, he shouted at me to be patience...
na after that I believe an wrong hand....
I save his dp before he blocked me..... funny thing is, he called me later that he didn't see d card that I sud send another one.

Na your money the guy the Enjoy so.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2453876_tmpdatashare201505030951141031587597_jpegf33cb11b208783b2204c1eca47c5dacc

Na Peseh lock that door

^^^ Very greedy man, where is data sold #1,200 for 5GB. They guy dey shit data? That F00l's posts has scam written over it yet , you OP went to try your luck.

RaDaZaBaNa:
Is this Officially allowed by The NYSC ??

She is a reverend sister, do you expect her to put on trousers publicly.

IK should be given a medal.

The 'Oya continue reading from here' crew....

This man fit appoint himself as president again

De man be one die on top governor put. People should just learn when to let go.

Charly Boy to spoil this woman finish.

saduman:
Allow me to introduce to you Kofar kabuga underpass just been finished right before the swearing-in of the new Government. Kwankwaso is just more than a leader!

How many Km sir?

Alahaji Good Samaritan

MOD welldone o. Chop kiss

About time, 6 fucking months without pay, the should go and rest, and think of another means of livelihood.

Silly Bastard, is this not the same man two of his sons were arrested for money laundering.

Everything is just shutting down in Nigeria, me sef go soon hibernate..

mesoade:
The government and Oil marketers at the detriment of the poor masses . . . When the elephant and the ant fights,the ground will suffer.
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May29 is just few days away,all Nigerians hoping for a better government,
Sai baba!

maybe it's about time, the ground opens and swallow both the elephant and the ant. Nigeria is messed up right now, big time!!!

Back to their camp, the gang quickly counted the money and discovered that it disappointed when it was discovered that the only money we got that night was N15million.

If I had entered the bank alone, maybe they will assume that I took part of the money. I was given N500, 000 as my share of the deal. This was so because there were so many persons in the camp and they all got their own share of the money. They behave like a community and I was told that they are all under an oath of secrecy. That very night, it was all over the news, they gathered in groups cel­ebrating the incident and laughing. I felt bad because of those policemen and little girl that were killed. Normally, I do not kill in an operation unless in self-defense. 
On Thursday, March 13, 2015, I left the camp and trav­elled back to Warri. I even bought a newspaper that published the robbery. I was amazed at the report and then very happy that I am a star. They were talking about an incident that I personally supervised. I also formed the habit of storing news­papers that featured my exploit even in Warri. I laughed when politicians were accusing themselves because of our visit,” he said.

Back home and N500, 000 richer, Duke claimed that he spent the money to construct another local refinery in Warri.

 “With the money I got I went back to my bunkering business. It was the first supply that I made that I used to buy a car. I was able to supply about 300 drums of crude oil. I had moved on with my life when police came to my house in Warri and arrested me. I was shocked, it was then I knew that God had finally arrested me. It has never happened before, all the prob­lem that I had with security men was on bunkering and I have never been jailed because of it. 
I had no choice but to co-operate with the police. As soon as I was arrested and the policemen told me that they are from SARs Lagos, I knew it was time to give my life to Christ. I warned them in Lagos of the risk but they insisted that after the death of those policemen in Arepo, no security man dared to visit them in the creeks. I did not believe them, that is why I ran away immediately. To the glory of God, I have given my life to Christ. He is the God of second chance and I know that he will see me through. I know that I have failed my family but I did everything I could do to provide for my family,” he lamented.

When asked how he perfected his shooting skills, Duke said that every Niger Delta based militant knows how to han­dle guns.

“If you are into bunkering, the first thing is to go for training on self-defense. We have boys in Niger Delta whose job is to train people. It is a very risky job. Apart from security men, your fellow man can decide to kill you and take over your refinery”, he stated.

On why he did not embrace amnesty like the other mili­tants, Duke said that he was never a militant right from day one.

“We were happy when the President announced that he was granting amnesty to the boys in the creeks. I tried to join the amnesty but because I was not with them in the creeks, they didn’t include me. I later travelled down to Warri where I learnt the business of steel and building engines. I was able to get a job that did not last for three years. 
Naturally, the only job available was oil bunkering. I went into it in full scale and I was able to raise money to marry my wife. It was one of the biggest in town. Although, we made so much money, it was not an easy job. You invest so much money mounting your personal drilling site and suddenly po­lice or navy will come and destroy everything. We spent so much on guns and building the refinery. For the past one year, they are no longer taking it easy with us and I could not afford to rebuild the local refineries. This was why I called Vikar to find a way out,” he said

The second suspect, Ekelemo Kuete who was one of the drivers that drove the boat to Lekki claimed that his own share of the loot was N50,000.

“Every Ondo man must know how to swim and paddle boat. I was advised by my fellow Ijaw men in Lagos that life was far better here. Every man in Ondo who is into buying and selling fuel knows about Fatola camp. It is one of the most coordinated camps in Nigeria. They protect the interest of one another, and if you are arrested, they will pay lawyers to help you get bail. 
I immediately joined them in the camp last year when I relocated to Lagos. It is very easy to make money as a boat driver in that camp. The only condition is that you will take an oath and also pay dues to the leader of the camp known as Osy. 
On March 11, they appointed me to be one of the boys that will drive them to Lekki. It was Osy, the leader of Fatola camp that appointed me to join them. As the leader, he is not ex­pected to join any raid job; vandalization or robbery. Initially, it was Igbekorowa that was the leader in the camp but after the death of those policemen in Arepo, he was asked to step aside. Part of our rule over there is not to kill security men. If you do, the heat will be much. 
We live as a family and so far, the reign of Osy has been peaceful. I am even surprised that he approved that they should attack banks. I heard that the person who gave them the infor­mation assured them that the robbery will be very peaceful. We were all disappointed when they counted the money and it was only N15million. Everyone was expecting that they will come back with at least N100million. There was an informa­tion that one Mallam was bringing hard currency into the bank that day, Ekelemo said.

The third suspect, Ebiworisuwo Tosan, 19, who got N7,000 from the loot told Saturday Sun that he came to the camp to serve the leaders.

“It is the rule in the camp that once there is a successful raid, everyone in the camp must get a share. We are under an oath and our current leader Osy is doing everything possible to ensure that we are well taken care of. I do not have much doing in the camp, I will go to Ikorodu with kegs of fuel and sell,” he said.
He insists that the main reason why he decided to join oth­ers was to raise money to go to school.

Fresh facts emerged from the leader of the robbery incident that took place in the lekki branch of FCMB on the 12th of March this year, the gang leader who is now a Born again shed some light on how it all went down.

Four members of the gang were tracked down and arrested by SARS team lead by SP Abba Kyari. They include Duke Odogbo, 39-year-old leader of the gang, Lawrence Kingsley, 31, Ebiworisuwo Tosan, 18 and Ekelemo Kuete, 30. The suspects, who are all Ijaw boys from Ondo State, gave detailed confession of how the robbery was planned from a camp located in the creeks between Ogun and Lagos states known as Fatola camp. Also, a Honda Accord 2008 model, pur­chased by the gang leader with the proceeds from the robbery operation, blackberry Z10 phone, White Apple Iphone 5, a military Fez cap and 130 expended ammunition were re­covered from them. Duke, the man who led the gang to Lekki, claimed that he was invited over to Lagos, to teach the boys in the creeks how to do oil bunkering. In his Word,

“I never knew that it had anything to do with robbery. I was broke and needed help since life had become hard in Warri. I called Vicar and Kakadu to help a friend. He asked me to come that life was better off in Lagos. He promised me to help me raise N500, 000. My intention was to help them improve upon what they had on ground because I knew that they were not making much money. 
When I got to Lagos, I took a bike from Agric bus stop in Ikorodu to a place they call Abule Oba which is close to the water. We boarded a boat and ended up in a camp called the Fatola camp. It was about 45 minutes ride and the camp is a world of its own. I knew that place existed but I never knew it was that big. They were using keg to move fuel but it was better off in Warri where we were using drums to move crude oil. In Warri, I had my own local refinery and was drilling directly from source but in Lagos they were vandal­izing NNPC pipelines. They welcomed me very well and gave me a special treat which include good food and women. After eating, I was called to join their meeting. It was then they told me that they are planning a bank robbery. It was then it dawned on me that Vikar intentionally invited me because of their planned attack.”[/center]

Although he claimed that he was not aware of the plan to rob a bank, he decided to assist them since he is more experienced.
“I needed money and this was an opportunity to make quick money with ease. I was initially worried because I have heard of how armed robbers were arrested in Lagos. They convinced me that Lagos has been peaceful for sometime and no one will be expecting them to strike. Most importantly, I was convinced because they assured me that every attention is on politicians. I asked them if they had good in­formation and they told me that they had sent several persons to enter the bank and study the environment. 
I was impressed and decided to join them since it is less stressful. I knew what it takes and since I have mastered the use of gun, I was asked to lead the team. 
The next day, being March 11, 2015, at about 12pm, we boarded two boats with 10 persons each, started our journey to Lekki. Because the area is swampy, it was difficult to move fast, so it took us the whole day to get to the island. We waited till about 5pm, when we were sure that the bank was through with the day’s work. There was much traffic on the road and we discovered that there is no way we will be in the bank without drawing atten­tion. I advised them that the best thing to do was to scare everyone. 
Naturally, if you sud­denly hear the sound of gunshot, you will run for your life before even thinking of picking your phone to make distress call. Since we were dressed in military uniform it was easier because people will assume that we are solid­ers who decided to rob a bank. We also started shooting so that people will abandon their cars and run making it difficult for any daring po­liceman to come closer. We started shooting while I moved into the bank with one other person”, he added.

Just like they predicted, the security men who were not on alert, fled the scene long before the robbers arrived. According to him:

“The security men on duty fled when they heard our gunshots from a distance. I was not ready to beg anyone to open the door so I shot at the door and we moved in. We did not kill anyone in the bank because they co-operated with us. I was surprised that the manager man­aged to escape unnoticed. 
One of the staff, a man took us to the vault and we collected the whole money there. We also moved over to the ATM house and cleared part of it. I felt we had gotten enough, even as I was told that the manager left with all the foreign currency in the bank. The operation took us about 15 minutes to execute and we were on our way back. It was on our way back that I discovered three new rifles. I asked them how they man­aged to get them and they told me that they belonged to three policemen that were killed at the scene. 
I was so angry with them for coming along with the gun. I knew the implication. My uncle who was once killed and his rifle taken was dismissed even in death. I was dis­appointed that they killed those policemen. Their excuse was that they were at the scene and was a major threat. I felt terrible when I heard on TV that an innocent girl was also killed in the process,” Duke narrated.

josh4ever:
Bros did you bother to read at all? Does electricity come from the moon? It is generated by firing turbines and turbines can be fired by gas. if the gas is absent I'm sure by magic they can generate electricity.

And to think some of you claim to be educated...

#EducatedIlliterate

You don't need to insult the man @cramjones. He is very right
We don't need all these figures being reeled out all the time, what we want to see is light, people, if you are not, are tired of these excuses, today it is Gas, tomorrow it vandalism, next 2mrw, it is drop in rainfall, another day it is Strike, so are we meant to remain in perpetual darkness for what?!!. Like someone rightly said, we as the citizens are the major problem of this country, sh1t will be rubbed in our face and we won't do anything, too docile of a people TUFIAKWA!!!

Silly set of people, Ghanaians came out en masse to protest against sudden epileptic power supply, these ones are trekking from one place to another for people who has run the country aground, what has Mr. saraki done for his people as a senator or even when he served as the governor of the state, this one is looking for crumbs.

ozoigbondu:

Your Fuckometer still wan go down

so they paid ransom sef...Nigerian Police is as confused as the poster above and below me.

babyosisi:
See as 10 day old baby come big like a 3-4month old
The reporter writing this news is more foolish that the juju worshipers that gave it

Nne, é si m si gini

maybe the mama use 'fertilizer' or the reporter is foolish like u said...fa ma nnor.

I just don't know how people can be this st00pid. Is he also a magician, In the first pix, i can see he is elevated, seated in air

why is it stuffs like this only happen in yoruba land

One day, one go commot with his/her permanent voters card.

idupaul:
Your school should refund you all your fees and your parents should be fined at least 500k for raising an Idiat like U .. Guy what's even ur IQ.. U are extremely dull, you are only hiding as an educated fool because of the shortcomings we have in Nigeria.

The guy is very dull and a big f00l, they are part of the reason the country is, as it is now..near comatose. We have a big challenge in our hand, with people that reason like him.

Those trekkers be like

Taylor86:
and d dude looks like a perfect gentle man



fear these dudes with mini googles forming pastor

Or they might just as well give a 'dog' a bad name, to get him out of the way.