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If only their hearts are as pretty as their faces and their Brains as big as their Bumms, they"ll truly be our friends

To some men, give them this type of woman, you have done everything for them But Op this looks photoshoped

Oh dear I feel for this child. If I am VP Sambo, I am adopting that child one hand.

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Aitee1:
Truly maturity isn't by age...smh



This man just confirmed that statement

Na wah o...make una leave the man to enjoy his life. Because he is pauting, abi kiloti kpen yi, doesn't mean that he is not matured, I do not see anything wrong in him having fun with his girlfriend.

Chai

This babe sabi FFK FOK(Bleep) mumu button wella. Ada di ora Mma

Kill them

This still, goes to a large extent in exposing the Rot in our system. So the vehicle was initially seized by men of FRSC, and released back to the suspects, after they paid some undisclosed amount money to the FRSC men . Our security and regulatory team need to step up their game, if the police was in sync with the Men of the FRSC, these criminals would have been arrested there and then.

takoi:
Good evening family!
I'll keep the story short.
A young single lady of about 33yrs has been newly employed in our office. She relocated from Abuja.

I am a married man but for the past two weeks she has been begging me to show her some key places in town.

I've given her lots of excuses because something does not feel right about her request. She keeps pestering me daily even though she sees my wedding ring. The disturbing fact is that we have more than 5 bachelors in the office. I'm tired of her. Please how do I go about this?

OP from your short story, u may have gotten the whole thing twisted, maybe what you are thinking is not what the lady is aiming at. Telling you to show her key places in town, to me is not flirting with you, u may be mobile while the other 5 bachelors are not, unless, there are other things you are not putting in writing, other than that, this could be a false alarm.

Dapo na borderline Albino sef, what nonsense.

MarvellousGod:
Make her lie flat on her stomach and design her a$s with koboko.


Thank me later

Wear 3 bum shorts and tie wrapper, when ya own husband is designing your a$$

Thank me later

If the guy take your advice, which is result oriented by the way, na una go first cry blue murder.

Op stubborn women are irritating, and there is no text book solution for them, you can either ignore her and be doing your thing, or take MarvellousGod's God advice, believe me it works....but no try am o, if she is bigger and stronger than you, in this case, just be petting her, and pray to God to help you carry that load.

When you've paid for her dowry, then the woman is yours and you her's.

I hope they won't come out to deny it.

ConfessionsNgr, something dey tell me na you dey forge all these your stories that touch.

MrsChima:
Engagement is not the same as marriage. It is a declaration that you have plans to married said mate but it is not official until cows are exchanged and certificates are sigbed.

The guy must be loaded or have a gold dick because she is definitely insane.

MrsChima, how is the girl insane, and where are cows exchanged in Igbo land to seal marriages.

I have not touched by Gen for a week now, #fact. Thank you mother Nature for the rain, that gave our hydro power plants some juice. And the Militants for not blowing our has pipelines.

It was like this this time last year, till the dry season came.

ralph28:
I'm 38yrs old married last 2yrs with a kid. I don't have a problem sexually as far as I know. It just dat I didn't have sex before marriage,two,I don't like sex. I attended seminary school(would have been a Rev. Father)never knew dat I'll have something to do with woman. I never went beyond one\two rounds before since my marriage. My wife is not complaining. I married her a virgin. We are learners. I just want to improve sexually. I need your advise.

If she is not complaining, you need to relax, or are you planning to see how green it is at the other side. What are u doing with 3 rounds sef, if you last up to 10-15 mins per rO, and still manage to go for a second rO you and your wife should be OK, besides very soon it will bore una. Unless uf you are a 1min man, otherwise just work on your stamina, and have some rest before you start mounting again.

kilode100:
You need to relax kiddo
I live for harsh words, it makes me climax
Ibadan poly is for indigent people, sorry but it is what it is.
Real men love plus size ladies

Who be kiddo You sound like a spoilt brat who hates to take correction. Name a school that does not have 'indigent people' even some Ivy league schools still have some form of 'indigent people'. This Ibadan poly that you have labelled for the poor, have produced eminent personalities, bigwigs, governors et al. Well ur opinion though, but ur comment is not fair to her students.

Which one be real men again, man na man jare.

kilode100:

Pained Mofo

Sorry for the harsh word, but you threw a major shade at Ibadan poly peeps, and the Op. Besides I like fat plus size ladies

kilode100:
Lol...
To carry Belle no be new thing naa...
It's not hard to spot the poor
Ibadan poly .. Is their school fees up to 10k??
The only good thing in this sad tale is if the baby is loaded o...

You are very Stoopid, so everybody that goes to Ibadan poly is poor, how do some people reason sef . What is being poor or rich have to do with Op's situation, fat f00l

hayurmidey:
Let me, start like this my sister, 3yrs older than me.. She is 20yrs precisely.. Got addmitted into ibpoly last year.. I ought to do jamb this but, my mum decides i wait till next year.. By that time, she would have finished her ND.. This very yesterday, she told my[b] nt functionin dad[/b], that she is pregnant 2mnths gone, he told my mum, before her prior arrival today.. She is at home.. My mum didnt mention any thing about the issue.. I didn't expect, what she did, though she had many male friends. Seriously she fall my hand, she that have been abstain since she finished senior sec. School 2010.. She ruined her image, that almost go mine infected..
Pls ur contribution, what should i do to this matter on ground..

Lol at not functioning dad, at least the man ' function' give birth to you guys, give him some credit

For starters, your English is horrible for one who is about to write jamb, work on it before you enter exam hall.

My advice, if your parents are indifferent
about the whole matter, there is little or nothing you can do about it, you are still very young, focus on your books, and work towards getting an admission. Your sister has her life to live, and so do you.

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Teeboy15:
Hi ya'll, I'm a first time OP (whatever OP means) so please apologies on any typo error or whatever.

Though this post is coming when the movie is already old but i just felt the need to create the thread afterall.

Ok enuff talk lemme get straight to it. I think the movie 30 days in Atlanta was unnecessarily hyped for the following reasons;

1. Ay was not fit for the role; Ay does not have that rugged n razz personality to play the role of Akpors. He seemed too serious for the role, more like forcing himself to be an Akpors personality. A Bovi or Charles Inojie interpretation of the role would have made more sense.

2. Story line was poor; Like seriously what was he trying to portray, that Akpors is just a local Warri boy who got lucky, went abroad and couldn't behave himself in a cultured way? Seriously?

3.His comedy line in the movie when he got employed as a part-time comedian was terrible; Ay like seriously u could have done berra than that. Dat was whack. If na so ur shows dey be u for no get one kobo for account.

Let me state that I'm not in any way hating on the successfull comedian's effort (before Nairalanders go start their own wahala), for what its worth it was a good movie but constructive criticism also sell movies.

For those who haven't seen the movie make sure u get a copy of it and let us know what u think. U can also add ur opinion for those that have already seen the movie.

Very Overhyped my Brother, i did not pass the first 5mins, and i dozed off, dude was shouting way too much. Straight to recycle bin

dyabman:
When are they going to be saved ?

I seriously empathise with the affected families, but anybody who thinks that those girls are coming back, is not being truthful to him or herself. These girls would have been rescued if the past Administration had not played politics with the whole thing.

I read somewhere that somebody robbed a woman pushing a wheelbarrow filled with Zimbabwe Dollar just like this, the woman raised alarm.

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Few meters away, they saw the complete cash littered on the ground, but not the wheelbarrow, apparently the wheelbarrow was of more value to the thief, than the cash. Pathetic country.

Coming from a Man that said that his emergence as the Deputy Senate president is for the betterment of the Igbo people..i think I will jump and pass, lairs.

AmadiAba:
According to Abacityblog.com, there was palpable tension at the Osioma Junction this morning when men of the mobile police and Soldiers Camped at the Ngwa High School clashed.



Read Their Report below :







See the details and Pics here : http://igberetv.com/aba-tension-in-osisioma-as-police-army-clash-photos/

The grammatical blunders wey full for this Abacity blog news, no even gree me understand the story.

These lawmakers should be handed an assault rifle each, the last few that is left standing should continue with the act of law breaking making.

Please they should kukuma stop this subsidy entirely.

Unit-100

Resident Evil. This man sef

eazisky:
our useless police ran away at the sound of gun shot.... yet harass innocent civilians, buhari should better return the military road block ooo

Brossssss....talk true, if na you, you no go run, me I go bail o, I heard death benefits for bereaved family of dead cops, no be am, who wan die free of charge. My angst lies at the slow response time, those dare devils, won't match the fire power of a well reinforced team.

Why must we watch helplessly, as senior citizens who have served this nation in their prime, cry out for their monthly peanuts in the name of pension? In some climes, the uncompromised human right activists, the labour unions, the religious and public-spirited individuals will speak out and even lead peaceful demonstrations to send a message to the NASS people that this is unacceptable.

That is our major problem we rant, on social media, on print media, we just keep on ranting, no attempt to show our collective anger, through peaceful demonstrations, Nigerians can shut down NASS if they so desire, but how can we achieve that, when those who are supposed to lead us have been compromised, labour is divided, many religious leaders are concerned more about tithes and offerings, the average Nigerian seems not to even care, as long as there is food on the table, no matter how small....life goes on.

This issue NASS is constitutional and unfortunately NASS has been deeply monetised, and RMAFC on their own is not helping matters. Our Bicameral system is expensive, being manned by kleptomaniac politicians, a den for failed governors, drug barons and power hungry block heads(T.A Orji) . We should copy the Chinese National People's Congress, which apart from being Unicameral, have part time lawmakers, that sits like four times in a year to pass bills.
We cannot continue doing things like this, that change must start from our political leaders.