₦airaland Forum

Oscarrazzi:
Thanks people. You may also love to see that of Banky W.

Oscar, you know that this is a sure route to your fame, and wealth. Non of these Drawings should go less than 200k. Well done.

khaylee:
I do it all the time and most time bare chested too.

my wife doesn't complain much she only tells me to put on a top which I always have ready beside if it is a female visitor.

I hate being dressed up at home especially when all I want to do when I come back from work is have my two girls ride horse on my back around d house or sit down to watch some serious football. Can't do that clad with agbada, suit or jeans now!

Don't mind the woman, she is just insecure and maybe newly weds, as if 'covering up' will stop a man who wants to cheat. I had an uncle who walked around in his house in white briefs, and even entertained some visitors, while wearing his white pants, and yet remained faithful to his wife.

EfemenaXY:
No, it's not right.

He should cover up jor.

How is it not right, in his own house, indoors . I mean the woman is just insecure and paranoid, to feel that the man should 'cover up' even in front of female relatives, she might as well tell him to wear the male version of the purdah, so that no female visitors will see any part of his body.

So are you saying if they go to recreational centres like beach, or to the swimming pool she would insists her husband puts on trousers and office shirt, or better still wear Agbada, so that women will not see his chest or bare legs...very funny. Well all man to his own.

dsauce:
Hi pals, I purposely opened a new acct for this cos of d sensitivity. Please i need ur candid advice on this issue.

A cousin of mine got a crate of soft drinks and found out dat one of d 7up has a very big COCKROACH corked inside.

He showed it to a Pepsi distributing van, he was begged to give dem the bottle and give him about four crates in return.
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OP also include criminal intent to cause Diabetes, which one be to exchange one bottle of cockroach infested 7UP with Four Crates of 7UP, shine your eyes, them no wish you well o.

Happy court case in advance..

idupaul:
I hope U never fall victim to such babaric wickedness , no person deserves to be killed by someone he took in as his wife and mother of his kids .. Did U hear that he earns 20k a month how do u expect him to provide a good life for his family, I earn more that 20k a day yet e no de do me talkless of that man

Don't mind that 1diot, it's all these small small boys that have not seen anything in life, that are always the first to make unguarded comments. Wish you can draw out some people through their phones and give them serious beatings.

Hazardd:
maheeda

Hahaha show evry for maheeda including the down below.

Some people will look like this because old age and too much kpekus

phemyor:
change the changer....
Pdd!!!.........change the changer

Ridiculous slogan. And which one be pdd

lalasticlala:
First Lady, Patience Jonathan, The Mama Peace, Shows off Her Wedding ring stylishly..

Guy, you just dey formulate topic dey go, everything na topic for you, besides, that is a very old picture of the first lady

allanphash7:
Where is Mbu now? He supppose give dem pistol to kill themself




I would better remain jobless rsther dan to ne a Nigeria Police


Sprinkle acid on them all


Bleep

That Dept is cursed, no kidding, the whole of Nigeria Police force is cursed. Go to their barracks and see how the live, and their children, pathetic, unfortunately most of their children suffer for the sins of their fathers and mothers, hopeless people there is nothing different between them and armed robbers, just that one is covered by law, while the other is not. Do you think that the blood of innocent people that they've killed and are still killing will let them be, or the incessant harassment onto the General public, the money the extort from people, motorists..their sweat!! don't you know that it is laced with curses. So don't except much from them, they might as well shoot each other, drunk MOFOS.

And just when you will want them to Shoot their attacker they wont.

...and the Invigilator 'fingred' the student for cheating

Mean while guy man still seize the opportunity to collect some answers, no dulling

Nonsense!

The Mohammed al-Adnani and his crew, should know that Nigeria is not Iraq, and neither is it war torn Syria. Let's see how they'll nuture there so called caliphate here.

ireneony:
una manage try sha but not that attractive

bros to be frank you nor fine

In as much I don't like men in uniform. But I think your comment is the most 1diotic I have read so far, have you taken a look at yourself. Abi you don't look at yourself in the mirror before you go out.

He doesn't even need to be handsome or rich to fork u up and down, married or not.

NafeesaAA:
Can't figure out what this isIs

I think it a type of Gatling Gun.

Jesus Christ. Hunters

These ones are Boko Haram Hunters.

Bad

God bless our Soldiers and keep them Safe.

Na wah. These guys go dey f.uck the female cows and sodomise the male ones, after, the go bring am down south for people to chop.

Ha!

But Faka, you told your people to stone anybody that shouts change, u don forget? Abi the fear of going ICC to blow that your grammer is setting in.

senier007:
This story is a lie based on the fact that before u reach mararraban Mubi u will first have to past through UBA which is like 10mins drive from michika, and on that faithful day, BH boys first took over uba a day before proceeding to Mubi, and before Mubi fell, Gulak, madagali, michika and also bazza all fell to BH haram, having that at mind, it will be impossible for somebody to start his journey without knowing what is going on ahead, another thing that he fail to expanciate, is he travelling alone or public bus? If it's in public bus then somebody must have heard that BH has conquered UBA and Mubi, if he is alone, which route did he take to Mubi? Since he said they stopped him at Marraraba then he must have followed 2ru UBA route which is a big lie, cuz the town was already under BH occupation, he said he claim to be Muslim in their camp and all the time he spent their one of them must have atleast notice him cuz they pray 5 times a day, and take ablution 5 times a day andd some times u read the quran in silent or openly and all this things it's only a practising Muslim will be able to do that. To me, it's either he is looking for attention and cash or he is just creating story on his head.

Nice analysis, the man is a spy or a real Boko Haram that wants out, but is afraid of repercussions if he was found out. His story is very disjointed, ok, he lied that that he is a mechanic which apparently saved his life, I don't think that Boko haram boys will be that st00pid not to test his mechanic skills, once the got to their camp. He suddenly changed his name, and muhammad asked him if he wants to see his family, just like that. They should arrest him jare.

I will scream Scam, and cut the line.

Nigerians too mush

daintyprincess:
Sit-ups isn't good cos wen u stop,u tend to av double of wat u lost

Says who?

mikeansy:
Other mumu world leaders according to some people

Errr...they do that as often as possible, not during Election, to curry for vote and spite your opponent.

Top it up with some sets of Crunch and sit-ups, then you are good to go

Mehn see camouflage

Badass American...

holicalpha:
I saw it but not without the hint that bastard up there left.... God punish you for spoiling the fun.

Oya where did your eyes go first and what did you see

Fyn igbo gal. And na Nurse sef.

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egift:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_cXRu_XEAARIqi.jpg

#BabaWhileYouWereGone GEJ finally found his erection after six years of PATIENCE.

And the Man cross leg to hide the 'Erlection'

chukwudi44:
I couldn't go to work today because of this useless rally. Can't wait for Agbaje to become Governor of Lagos

Nna, today na Saturday, siddon for house and watch the march on your T.V, i.e assuming you have light.

Jonathan and mama peace also enjoy locking down any state they visit.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Behind every successfull man dere is a great woman!
"Even if AIT shows d video of tinubu and buhari stealing money, our foolish and brainwashed supporters will still vote for us! Imagine wad apc said abt dem supporters!
Dis shows how foolish apc thugs re, I pity dem and dem generations!"

Nonsense

The president is one who has the propensity to surround himself with well known crooks, looters, theif, election riggers, he will even reward them with a ministerial appointment. He condones corruption and high handedness. We cannot continue like this, for over 2 weeks no light, business is suffering, and you say you want continuity, odiegwu. I bet you that thread mill is being powered by generator.

genearts:
CHISOS OO was that the reason he gave for saying chibok girls were still alive?? jona clueless sha

That is what he actually voiced out, Terrorism 101 from Mr Jonathan. His theory is that he is certain that the Chibok girls are still alive, because it is a rule of thumb for terrorist to display the body of those they kill, so therefore since they(terrorist) did not display any dead body, the girls are alive