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Phones › Re: HTC One M9 Unveiled Officially by MARKone(m): 8:29pm On Mar 01, 2015
Macheen.. grin
Politics › Re: Boko Haram's Flag (Photo) by MARKone(m):
Optional2:
ISis flag self make sense pass dis BH own
E no make sense at all

Say no to terrorism!!!
Family › Re: Help! My Neighbour Disturbs Me With His Generator by MARKone(m): 4:28pm On Mar 01, 2015
creepsyme:
some goats once was disturbing my aunt in her house, she reported to d owner but they were adamant abt it, she did a mixture of otapipia and soda with some watet which the goats drank and all died and dat was d end of it, the owner didnt knw who to report to because no evidence to proove.
Wow your aunt is mean grin

No dulling
Politics › Re: Nigerian Armed Forces Display Boko Haram Flags Captured During Battle With Them by MARKone(m): 10:27am On Mar 01, 2015
Please this is not FP worthy! It is better you collate all those pictures you got from your source and post it as a single thread, that way it will look more mature. Next minute now it will be Nigerian or Chadian Soldier laughing.
Family › Re: Help! My Neighbour Disturbs Me With His Generator by MARKone(m): 10:02am On Mar 01, 2015
davit:
Can someone tell me who to report my neighbour to. His generator is right behind my flat while he stays upstairs. He does not put off the gen until some mins to 12 am while as early as 4am the generator is on again whenever there is power outage. The gen is so noisy that my family has to wait for him to turn it off before we are able to go in to sleep at night. When he turns it on in the morning, we have to move to the living room to avoid the noise.

Our landlord does not stay with us and all efforts to resolve this have proved abortive as the said neighbour doesn't appear reasonable. As I type this , the gen is on.

Your contributions will be appreciated.
You can report him to the police. But have you talked to him, because your neighbour's action is highly preposterous, apart from the noise pollution and denying you guys sound sleep, the carbon monoxide emissions is a risk your family's health. You seem to be the very peaceful type, because if am the one, I will seize that generator, or he takes it up to his own flat. The salt thing to me will be a cowardly act.
Celebrities › Re: Evangelist Eucharia Anunobi & Her Signature Eyebrows Dazzle In New Photos by MARKone(m): 8:51am On Mar 01, 2015
Evange... Preach on sista cheesy

Family › Re: I Hit Her, I Regret It But She Deserved It by MARKone(m): 8:09am On Mar 01, 2015
Redlips22:
@op.. according to ur writeup, I dnt think u guys r married, so first thin first. Go nd pay her dowry. It's very important and dat must b wen u hv pleaded wit her to com bak..
It's very important..

Best of luck..
Marriage is a world of its own
OP is just lucky that they were just live in partners when the lady start showing her true nature and how the OP can react when push comes to shove. Paying her dowry is not advisable now, maybe in the near future when and if the agree to live peacefully together. Let the child for now, be the only binding factor between them.
Family › Re: I Hit Her, I Regret It But She Deserved It by MARKone(m): 8:03am On Mar 01, 2015
yinkus4u2c:
Let me know wen u r done running ur stinking mouth...idiat
Women will always be women abi grin
Family › Re: is Breastfeeding sexually arousing ? by MARKone(m): 8:08pm On Feb 28, 2015
Hazardd:
I was thinking if breastfeeding a
baby can sexually arouse a woman.

Because oxytocin, a hormone associated with orgasm, is also present in your body while you are breastfeeding. It stimulates
ejection of milk from the nipp1es

so how do feels when you are been aroused by your own baby? Lol

Lets share our opinions on it...
Yes, i get aroused when i brezz feed
Family › Re: In Memory Of My Baby """"2001 - 2013 by MARKone(m): 8:06pm On Feb 28, 2015
nellyme:
Ozi baby m, uwere elezuo, you would have been 14 years old today. I trust God and believe he knew why you left us so early.

Always in my heart, RIP my baby


happy birthday my love
still miss you
Sorry cry

was she your daughter?
Politics › Re: Nigerians March In Support Of Troops Fighting Against Boko Haram by MARKone(m): 6:37pm On Feb 28, 2015
They are just waking up
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Arrested For Duping Winners Chapel Of N77million (picture) by MARKone(m): 3:53pm On Feb 28, 2015
That mug shot tho grin
Crime › Re: Son Macheted Father To Death For Not Letting Him Go Back To Boko Haram Enclave by MARKone(m): 12:32pm On Feb 28, 2015
This is old news, what's wrong with u people.
Christianity Etc › Re: 5 Myths About Spiritual Spouse by MARKone(m): 9:53am On Feb 28, 2015
lastchild:
nice post

But in addition there's no such thing as a total deliverance from a spirit spouse as you people make it sound,its a lifetime battle


So these prayer points is to scare the spirit away
Wow shocked that is serious. How far with you.
Romance › Re: Lagos Bar Where Male Sex Workers Hustle For Clients by MARKone(m):
Na this kian place Punch dey send their correspondents, they no see Baga, chibok to interview BH victims or Boko people sef.
Romance › Re: How Do I Stop Self-Servicing Habit Of Crossing Legs And Clenching Thigh Muscle? by MARKone(m): 7:39am On Feb 28, 2015
Nneka123:
Who mastubates with their legs crossed? huh
She dey form mermaid cool
Romance › Re: How Do I Stop Self-Servicing Habit Of Crossing Legs And Clenching Thigh Muscle? by MARKone(m): 7:36am On Feb 28, 2015
missade:
I'm not sure that's the reason for your enlarged hips. That is pelvic exercise that's recommended for tightening the vaginal muscles or wallshuh Or maybe I didn't get your description.

Anyways, I can almost bet that it's your diet or lack of proper exercise that's the cause of it. But to be sure, if this is real and not cooked up, visit the hospital for proper diagnosis.
It could be, depending on how frequent she indulges in it, and according to her, she has been doing it for seven years.

Like in guys, you can always identify a fapper by checking his bicep and triscep muscle, on his upper left arm, the are usually bigger grin
Romance › Re: How Do I Stop Self-Servicing Habit Of Crossing Legs And Clenching Thigh Muscle? by MARKone(m): 7:26am On Feb 28, 2015
pittoilet:
Hi!

I am girl of 21 years old. I am used to masturbating since 1 was 15. I do it by crossing my legs and clenching my thigh muscles and leg muscles. I do it more when I feel upset for any reason or when I feel tired, sometimes before, after, or during sleep.
I am hearing of this for the first time, what do you now do with your fingers undecided
Romance › Re: After Sex, Do You Tell Your Partner, "Thank You" by MARKone(m): 7:10am On Feb 28, 2015
ndukwejoe:
After sex with my wife, i normally tell her, "Thank you". Sometimes, i forget and she would remind me to tell her the usual Thank you which i will oblige.

Guys, i want to here from you.

NB: This is for men, not boys. Thanks
Thank her what? Na she do pass. She would probably be seeing it as doing you are favour, hence her desire for you to say 'thank you ma'

It is wrong, except if she is just kidding around. On the flip side she is the one to say thank u (not necessary tho) if you do ur job very well. Both of you can always compliment each other after a good show.
Politics › Re: Photos Of Captured Boko Haram Members by MARKone(m):
TERROR

This is the face of Boko Haram

Unrepentant, defiant, determined and very deadly

Family › Re: See What My Dad Found In His Food by MARKone(m): 7:16pm On Feb 27, 2015
iphanyiuma:
I saw knockout in my moi moi...for a year now I have not eaten moi moi undecidedundecided
God forbid, you would have gone out with a loud bang, and if you stay up North, they would have claimed another suicide bomber struck
#channelnews grin
Crime › Re: Man In Police Net For Selling Son by MARKone(m): 1:48pm On Feb 27, 2015
Look at the handsome boy he wants to sell off. Anu ofia mmuo
Politics › Re: Prophet Oluyemi Says Who Nigeria's Messiah Is-a Must Read! by MARKone(m): 12:32pm On Feb 27, 2015
Agwa buru unu, unu a ma ama cool
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Rocks Military Uniform During Visits To troops In Mubi (pic) by MARKone(m): 8:41pm On Feb 26, 2015
grin
Family › Re: Her Six Months Old Baby Gazes Sternly At Her During Sex- She's Worried. by MARKone(m): 7:32pm On Feb 26, 2015
grin

Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia Looking Very Classy In New Photos by MARKone(m): 1:53pm On Feb 26, 2015
Wetin she dey carry torch light do for day do for afternoon.
Politics › Re: Chatham House Apperance For Buhari Restricted To Twitter Session - GuardianNews by MARKone(m): 11:59am On Feb 26, 2015
lipsrsealed undecided
Politics › Re: Chatham House Apperance For Buhari Restricted To Twitter Session - GuardianNews by MARKone(m):
Personally I don't give a fork if he went to the UK for a medical check up or even admitted, he is still having my vote and that of those around me. There is nothing wrong in going for a medical check up, how many times has GEJ and PEG and the loud mouth Fayose travelled abroad for a Medical check up. APC should handle all these allegations properly, let it not implode on them. As long as Buhari does not have a terminal illness, and all his faculties are still intact, to hell with what the PDP says. They one that the claim is healthy, how has the country faired under him. Nonsense
Politics › Re: Protest Against Buhari At Chatham House in London [Photos] by MARKone(m): 11:27am On Feb 26, 2015
Bl00dy Jobless F00ls, what do they know. Bunch of paid rascals, what are they doing in UK if Nigeria is Okay. They are in a society where there is Security, where there is power, where there is good medical facilities, where the prime minister does not rule with impunity, where election riggers are not rewarded with ministerial appointment, let them come back home and make that noise. We at home knows where the shoe really pinches, and all efforts to ease that shoe off, cannot be truncated by a bunch of 'foreigners'
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Birthday Rev. Anita Oyakhilome! by MARKone(m): 9:02am On Feb 26, 2015
vizkiz:
Happy birthday to her...just hope she isn't furcking a minor since the seperation undecided
God! Una mouth abi finger, go lead una to serious problems one day.
Food › Re: Weird Or Not? (pics) by MARKone(m): 12:16pm On Feb 25, 2015
These MOD people una no get better things to post again abi. Recycling same o'l shi+.

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