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The Ram don chop "green"

The tourist president. Would have like to hear his contribution at the Nuclear summit, wetin concern vulture with baber

ajuwarhodes:
Since I got pregnant (5months now) hubby and I haven't been having sex, I give him the benefit of the doubt that his not cheating on me. But am 100percent certain that he mastubates.

you can still be giving it to him. It won't hurt you or the baby. If u add the time you recover from child birth and 9months of pregnancy that will be a long time to stay away from sex....i am talking about your husband tho.

It does not, as long as you don't press and hold. Pressing once, and releasing the button closes all applications, then powers down the system properly.

Lol...neighbouring countries should share data light give us abeg.

I am not a fan of these people, but calling somebody ugly is just not right, as if na she create herself. The girl no dey even help matters sef, by constantly flaunting herself, anyway beauty is in the eyes of the "beer holder"

LazyGoat:
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My father is late and i don't have money for the surgery yet.

Ps, don't go for any surgery. Man boobs can be corrected through regular workout(Gym). Do more of chest routine, lower chest precisely, within a year that thing will go. I once had a friend like that, he corrected his through regular workout. Your own is not even
big sef

bigfree:
I trust my family members. Na community go gather that man beat way wan make any of our sisters as babymama. We take pride in our daughters and we treat them as queens. If you can't do the needful traditional rites, omo no near our house o

Lol that "your community" na funny one. Then make una dey tell una daughters make dem dey cross leg like mermaid, and avoid premarital sex, because if they gbensh mutually and she get belle, your community no fit force the man to marry una daughter if him no want to, you can't call police for him, beat the wrong guy, they money wey una go spend for court and police, will b enough to buy husbands for una daughters.

Must this church record and post everything that happens there online, they would have given the lady that Is giving/just gave birth a little privacy, it is not everything that they should post online.

tosyne2much:
Nearly every guy has at least once in his lifetime experienced a memorable awkward moment when he was brutally embarrassed for visiting a lady either by the lady's parents, her brothers, uncle or her boyfriend whom she never told you about.

*Let me share mine*

A few years ago, I was in a long distance relationship with a very pretty lady. After several months of regular chats, calls and SMSes; I planned on how to meet with my supposed girlfriend and of course, our wishes came to reality as I travelled down to meet with her.

She entertained me with pictures and we started discussing those nasty things we used to say on the phone and how we have both been fantasising about the day we will meet, make fun and perhaps, make love. We discussed at length and later ran out of gist after which I went to the bathroom to have my bath and she followed suite after I was done. (She lived in a self-contain apartment)

We further had a little gist, we became quiet and started looking at each other just like a puppy that has not been fed for days. That was when I knew it was time for the show to begin when someone knocked on the door. She headed towards the door and opened it and here came this young man of an average height, dark sinned and a bit mancho. He didn't greet me but as a perfect gentlemen, I greeted him but I noticed he didn't respond (whether you answer of not, na ur own wahala be that, I said to myself).

What I noticed was the sudden facial expression of contempt registered on his face and the first question he asked her was what I was doing in her room and I was like wtf !! "Shey dis one dey craze ni?, who be dis dog wey no get rope for neck?" Be like say this guy no know me, even Goodluck Ebele Jonathan no fit pursue me comot for here" .... I just throway face dey reply my BBM PINGs as I no kuku get business with am

When I got the greatest shock of my life was when she introduced me to him as an ex classmate way back in secondary school and that I only came to say hello to her and would be leaving soon.. The dude started shouting calling her all sort of names and demanded I leave the room before he's forced to do what would hurt me I couldn't just stand the humiliation and was forced to leave that night after which I passed the night in an uncompleted building.

She later called and start pleading that it was her uncle and that he had gone so I should return back. I got furious and heaped curses on her never to call me again..

I later deleted her number, blocked her on whatsapp and unfriend her on facebook.

I have never felt embarrassed like this in my life all because of punni

Guys, don't be shy, share that embarrassing moment of yours and spread the fun

Hahahahahahaha.....and they say guys sabi lie well, that girl tho. Bros, then I would have done worse if I were in your shoes, it wouldn't end in just heaping curses. But the correct thing you would have done is to go back when she called you to come back, rekindle the starring mood una dey before, chop kpekus and pack your bag and leave immediately, how can you loose both ways, on top that, you come sleep inside uncompleted building, hotel no dey around??

Those Hausa callers is no Hoax, it happens to me occasionally, especially on my Glo line, probably from network. But why Glo dey always allow only Hausas wey no sabi speak English miss enter my line, dem no fit see the likes of Dangote or Zariah Buhari or him papa, make them "wrong number" my line, I will take it up from there.

They should pack all those twenty-twenty naira collecting ones that litter our roads to the war front.

O'l Boy see grooving

Chai! These kids don spoil finish. If na my daughter be that, the kian koboko she and the pesin wey carry am go, go chop when

Na this kian movies wey Chiwetalu Agu dey like star in, if him no dey press bobbi, dem go dey rub am bobbi.

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Crazy parties..

For washing machine abi

intrepid:
Thanks but, like I said, it came with Windows 8.i didn't add it. All the specifications were inbuilt and I bought it brand new, so I don't actually know what the problem is. They said it has 500HHD but I doubt if it's up to that.

I looked for Intel core or any other but couldn't find and that's why I picked this one.

So, maybe I will downgrade to w7 and also increase the ram.

The AV I'm using is avast. Could it also drag the system?

Since it came preinstalled with win8, then do not downgrade, back up and do a factory reset. If you have money to spare, you can go ahead and upgrade the RAM. Before you do that, download free copy of hardisk sentinel, to cornfirm if your hdd is OK, because bad hardisk also slows system down.

daretodiffer:
I used to get scared but that has changed now

True, as one ages, you'll realise those are just make believe, but some are culled from real life experiences like the Amityville, the possession and one that was shot in the middle east, that affected the actress, I've forgotten the name.

daretodiffer:
Is it scarier than the exorcism?

It will not disappoint you. The first Exorcist is classic, Mama is something else.

daretodiffer:
Horror movies are not scary but stu..pid and overly dramatic

Go and watch "Mama" alone, at night, and don't forget to off the lights.

Explorers:
12. Regan MacNeil (The Exorcist).

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Gadammit! The first time I watched this movie when I was small, my mom regretted why she allowed me see this movie, I was not myself for weeks. Movie was really scary that time #shivers

frankoben:
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Na that '73 own worse pass. That movie was the foundation of many horror flick. It was rumoured that time, that they girl died after the movie, but na lies sha

Hmmm Bros, you go dey carry "Pump Action" dey waka with ur wife, any attempt by any guy...we shall see to part no more

Congratulations! e be like say na your family album you upload here. You guys are cute.

Which yeye prayer. Those idi0ts were oblivious to the fact that the table can turn, and the law will always catch up on them. When the parents of the girls they kidnapped were begging them, they didn't release the girls until the heat became unbearable and they panicked.
Tunder fire them there!! I wish FG will adopt death penalty for kidnappers.

intrepid:
Lol... Should I then change the OS to Vista or any of the older versions. Will it make it work netter? If I change the ram with the current HD, will it work?

Was it slow before? If it was not, whatever you did, undo it. Downgrade to the Os that came with it, probably window 7 that is if you've not tampered with the recovery partition. Increase the Memory, 1.8GB of usable RAM is low even for Windows 7, coupled with your low end processor, system is bound to drag. Don't use heavy apps, I can see u r using Office 2010/13, u can Downgrade to '07. U can remove your AV if you have any and use the built in Windows Defender. There are a lot of things you can do to help the NetBooks Ministry.

When she is doing inyanga to cook, you enter kitchen prepare food, balance siddon to chop your food, she come wash hand for the water bowl you bring, balance follow you dey chop the food. You be like.....

HBD lil one.

When the Groom works in a construction company

Nigerians and copy copy. OP must you put "face" there, can't you find another name. That is how they went and copied Hollywood and named their own Nollywood.

Crazy thread.

Oga solo must see this.

All these fake crying, camera dey zoom in dey zoom out sef. Me too dey cry also, even my mama, grand mama and all my female ancestors dey cry for Psquare now. Nonsense!!