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Hybrid01:
Send TIGHT to 150 if you are using etisalat.





Just kidding you should probably see an expert in the medical field related to child bearing.

Better still, she can even become a Virgin again

kennysteve77:
Arguably, some say the Nigerian Police is not as efficient as their counterparts in developed countries, I still wonder how they make even the most ruthless criminal to wet his pants when apprehended. I think those guys deserve some credits for the incredible way they turn wicked criminals to comedians during interrogations. Below are few of the hilarious confessions of those criminals in fear of men of the Nigerian Police Force:

1. If I'm allowed to go now, I will never rob again in my life

2. I was the only nice one in our gang. I have never killed before, I often fight my gang members telling them that what we are doing is not good.

3. I am ready to tell you anything you want to know. What if the officer wanted to know the velocity of the moon round the sun?

4. My mummy is hypertensive and must not hear that I am a robber. If she sees this on TV, she'll die...

5. I already planned to stop after this last operation not knowing that I would be caught. Officer please help me!!!

ADD YOURS...

I read one here that kidnapped his uncle who said that "if he is allowed to go, he'll help the government", help the government do what

It is the devil that pushed me As if him just stand, devil come push am.

Some where in Naija

I just hope that people are not being killed anyhow by enemies within, and the blame heaped on the Fulani herdsmen. RIP to d dead.

Of course if you have a legitimate profitable business that is being managed by a trusted ally, why not. But I don't think using ur spare to run a profitable business will cut it. You resume work by 8am and close by 4-5pm, which spare time again, unless the business will be a professional Armed Robber, who operates only at night.

She better hustle within that 5yrs to get enough money for future rents, or enjoy the house on the expiration of the 5yrs free rent, she go bail.

Lol at "who wan be suicide bomder today"

Bombers: Oga na me! Na Me!! Na Me!!!

Scammers

Next, they'll tell them to send recharge cards, for them to sell and come back home. Nigerians.

OP, yes you should get married, if your work, here in your take home pay, can enable you start your own family, then start making plans my brother. Your attention and energy will be channeled to your own family. Secondly, your parents separation can work you, learn from their mistakes, what ever led to their separation, you avoid them. You said your father was beating your mom, tell yourself you won't be him, don't raise your hand to your wife. You cannot bring your parents back together again, you need to move on, but remember they are still your parents.

But your mother quick remarry sha

[quote author=missyadorable. post=44583291]This is what fits some of you guys

If your pen.is and hormones were working properly,by now you would be on nairaland bragging about your sexual exploits with hoes and bitch.es

Or be a baby daddy,impregnate girls and deny

Honestly,i dont pity you.[/quote]

missyadorable:
NOBODY...am a Mrs and a mother to be soon

You are a heartless Bit©h!!!

You do not pity the OP?!, but a man with a functioning di©k fu©ked you, satisfied you, was able to drop his seed in you, for you to be called a mother and him a father. Yet you do not pity the OP, whose primary concern is how to be a father and satisfy his wife sexualy. Gosh!!! And you say that you are expecting a child soon...

Which kain mysterious rain, no be raining season we dey.

All these Baby Baby things sef dey tire pesin

lukency:
Blame our security agecies 4 allowing her to walk freely knowing fully wht her endowed package can cause.

Look at your reasoning. This is sexual harassment, in a safer clime, the security agency(police) ought to give her protection. Shield these useless perverts from. Ironically, there is a police post around that Otigba axis she is passing, pathetic country.

Well done OP. These guys just want to live of another man's sweat. Well anybody that falls for this is also culpable. People just need to be careful, and all these scammers should know that such ill gotten wealth, just like ritual money, doesn't last, easy come easy go.

Well done OP. These guys just want to live off another man's sweat. Well anybody that falls for this is also culpable. People just need to be careful, and all these scammers should know that such ill gotten wealth, just like ritual money, doesn't last, easy come easy go.

mytime24:
I dey cum

Cum well o..

Edo no dey carry last

When the children of Egypt UNILAG were crossing the Red Sea canal

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OP it is not just your wife that is like that, believe me. I've come to the realisation that a majority of women are like your wife, and I have equally come to the realisation that the man should be either very rich, or the woman is largely dependent on the man financially, this automatically makes the woman loyal and very less abusive.

Another group is the no nonsense Men, those who rarely talk, but use their fist to get loyalty. Ps do not get me wrong I do not advocate for DV(domestic violence). I have seen men like you, who their wives turned to wild creatures, due to their constant nagging. You think you can endure for a long time, even the most gentle soul of the male specie, has a breaking point. Come to think of it are you not being verbally abused, violated and traumatised.

The last group are those that wait, pray hoping that the women will change, not many are that patient, but Prayer still works bro.

So choose your hustle wisely, Good luck.

Long, but worth the read. OP the problem with Nigeria is hydra headed. The country was left by successive leaders to detoriate so badly. I remember when NEPA used to announce that the want to take light and will be restored during certain time, it was never this bad, the refineries were working, this was during IBB's era, sadly instead of building on what previous regimes left behind, they were left to detoriate, monies meant for upgrades and maintenance ended up in the pockets of few. Obasanjo spent $6billion on power, yet nothing to show for it! We chose to be importing fuel, rather than building refineries. It is disheartening, we take one step forward, then twenty steps backwards. If they feel that Generators sellers also sabotage our electrical installation, the government should out rightly place a ban on generator importation, in fact Nigeria's case tire pesin.

Baba's last last visit will be out of space to maintain and service the Ozone layer.

100Cents:
O boy, see technology.

Bomb detonation with sharp sand and Dangote cement.

As in ehen..and no protective gear at all. We are still living in the dark ages.

crotonite:
OMG WTF says dat igbos ar d most talented tribe in nigeria
i am igbo, but i have always wished i was a yoruba.

Okwu onye Iberibe. Who is holding you from changing your tribe, what have we gained from you as an Igbo man. Nwoke m, you can always change your name to kunle, suliat or anything, nobody gives a Rat's as§. And what has this talent got to do with tribe, you've never seen an Igbo or Hausa man that draws like this.

probably hold up. dude must be in a hurry

Age is really nothing but a Number when it comes to ladies and loaded Grandpas'

This is just not fair. Why so much hate for this girl. Is it not possible that the wiz guy made up that story. Linda herself is not promiscuous, and she came out to deny the wiz guy's accusations, make them free that girl jare.

From research, 3/4 of those people watching the "Mad man" might equally be Mad, just that they dress well.

Chai Africa

SMH....

searchiing4love:
AFRICA IS CURSED WITH MAD LEADERS.

And too docile followers, we are just too docile, that is why these so called leaders will continue to ride us, Nigeria is even fair. Look at Zimbabwe, one man has been ruling a country for 36 years!!! And I ask myself is there no other in thar country of about 17mil capable of ruling that country, apart from that 92 years old man AFRICA IS indeed cursed. Look at the crisis in Brazil, the president may be impeached, a problem that started with a corrupt senator.

OP who told you that corruption has been stamped out by 87%, please don't say that nonsense again.

Who still uses Vista. OP if your laptop meets requirements for Windows 7 or 8.1, u better upgrade.

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Lol your pastor never tell you the truth. Maybe there is something else he doesn't want you to see, and you never saw it.