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christinie:
Ndi Igbo be Anyi kwanyeturunu onwe unu ugwu bikonu tupu ndi ugwu na ndi Ofe mmanu amuo Anyi amu.


O bughi nani unu bu di na nwunye na ebighizi. Bikonu chikpuonu ukwu unu ime.

Onye siri gi na ndi ugwu, na ndi ofe oyil anaghi eme nke ka njo. Igbo si, Aka di onye mma, ya nwere fio ye n'isi. Ha na aboye si onwe ha ike there, o nwanyi tinyere number ekwe nti ya, na picture ya, bu nke ma aghotaro. Olulu Nwoke na Nwanyi na ele Isi n'abu, o nke a, ka ha jetera.

lagmostkuit:
He looks like a gorilla
*runs out of thread*

And you look like pigeon madam.

Nice body Inyanya, love the Biceps

Why are dey filming this, and posting it online, they should have allowed some privacy for the woman and the child.

The husband be like

Nna which kian wahala be this one


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STRAIGHT
OUTTA
OPTIONS

Na wah

@ sheriff777, I went through your post https://www.nairaland.com/1349049/wife-10-years-abandoned-me and all you wanted was your dowery money returned, so that you can marry another lady, that was since 2013 as you claimed that your wife is mentally unstable and poccessed, in Igbo tradition, this should not be a problem when both couple agree not live together again. My point is this, I think you should focus more on them returning the dowrey money, if they have returned it, move on and forget about what pastor or no pastor did, judgement will come for everybody.

Maybe it's sleep paralysis, that thing can come in any form. Try avoid lying with your back when sleeping.

Op, I used to experience such, but later on realised some of this things are mere coincidence. Please remember that cobwebs are light and can be carried by air. Your location equally matters, if you leave in an area that is very conducive for household spiders, then you are bound to get the so called 'cobwebs attack'.

Sveen:
There was this certain Sunday that I and my pals decided to go play football, we dressed up and got to the field; but we met other set of peeps playing therein. Meanwhile, we are more than them in person and we decided to make use of that opportunity to send them of the field.

But these peeps were having none of it, suddenly an argument ensued, and a guy(in the other group) descended on one of my pals. We were supposed to let them fight, but I knew my pal his weak, he cannot take on the guy on his own and I jumped in, forming Mike tyson, I dealt him a mortal blow and he staggered backwards.

Before I know it, three guys descended on me, one was welding a broken bottle and another was holding what I presume to be a charm, while the last one was welding a plank. Da fuq, all these were gonna be used on me, I am so dead.

Suddenly, I felt a rush of air across my face and footsteps behind me, my legs were on motion, running as fast as it could go, but I was very sure I wasn't the one controlling them because I didn't even thing of running away before the assault.

I ran for a mile and I stopped when I was sure they weren't behind me anymore, and when I returned to the field with my own plank and bottle, I met my pals playing football with the supposed guys; the same peeps that wanted to kill me. Right there, I swore never to get in a fight because of a friend again in this milky way.

hahaha bros, you ran more than a mile o, you must have covered two states lol.

I have had my fair share of fights. Fight is not good anything can happen, somebody you presume that you can easily beat might end up surprising you, or worst still fatally wounding you with a weapon, best is to walk away.

walelaw1952:
I selected a wrong photo while trying to upload d female because I can't view pics before posting. And my biggest fault was trying to cover my mistake and not accepting that the female pix was uploaded by mistake. I do have a female pitbull and plan to mate it with the male I posted tho. Apologies anyways. Everybody just wan plug teeth for my body,Na wa o

My friend Shut Up!! Shut it!. What nonsense, all these silly a$$ scamers. You can't view a pic before posting it you are telling kindergarten children. Since you noticed it, why don't you take the picture down, and upload your own, that is if you have any, bloody liar.

Ekuke Movement ROFTL!

Buharifan:
Is it good to live with a marriage where the is love lost, the husband has no respect for the wife and vice versa?

The husband always in depression for staying with the woman?

pls advise.

You didn't state how long they've been married, and if the have kids. Sometimes, some couples do grow to love and cherish each other, sometimes the situation is irredeemable, here they couple might mutually seek for separation or divorce, or they might choose to be living as room mates, while respecting each others space.

you hate your wife because she suddenly started farting so much

The poster didn't mention if the wife farts excessively prior to her pregnancy, if not, he should STFU and endure till she delivers, and her body returns to normal.

It is very possible.

Oil bunkering, wetin him dey sing.

That guy deserved to be killed, simple. He should not be shown mercy, if that child is mine, i will kill him.

Nine green bottles standing on the wall...

Who come dey dey Governor's office.

Ma Nigger Niggress

Hai...this is not fair na

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50 shades of Deception.

LongPennis:
And you claim you are an Igboman with all these "iberibeism" and "muguism"?

Bro, you fall our hand big time.

Big Time

Nwanna mesi up.

Horse kwa

Arabian knights.

RIP to the dead.

----- The guy was hospitalized due to shock when he heard the story. He is now hypertensive.

Tell your friend to put a hold on marriage now, till he is matured mentally, emotionally, and physically.

Timaya daughter

...onto twerking make them watch am well.

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Hahahaha

This one be like Frog wey dey twerk.

Ngwele n'ile mma kpu mma kpu.

See her bum bum. Anaconda indeed.

Inside a Car.

Listening to R. Kelly's

#IfICanTurnBackTheHandsOfTime

Op, picture of their marriage certificate....or I won't believe that's her husband.

that guy fit be gateman or driver

"He also inspects my private part, he usually asks me to open my vagina to see if I have gone
to sleep with other men.

Lol the man put pre-paid meter there

ifyalways:
Soap na

See question!

Soap wetin?

So if your husband deny you sex too, you go, go arrange Canoe soap or B21

Op @ thorpido has answered your question, if you truly love your wife, swallow your Ego and find out what the problem is, patience and understanding is the key, that is for the patient husband.

It is still very useful, anytime I want to enjoy a meal, I prefer using the dinning table, I am well balanced and relaxed, the food moves freely, unlike when am using the settee, I get filled up easily, so for me it is still very useful.

coolitempa:
One wonders who these people are......blame lugard.....

When they start killing, you think they can differentiate between Igbos and yorubas.

Yes I equally blame lugard, the amalgamation was a farce, we are not one, and has never really been one homogeneous country, because truly, we are yet to find any basis of true unity.