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Silly fat illiterate woman.

Too much snake story for NL

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Miri Nnkwu...

aventura:
I was chilling with my homie, this lovely evening when this dude walked in and started gisting boiz on his wedding preparations and arrangement when the question popped up. Is it good for married couple to live in separate rooms?
Hear his reply: "Yes. (I felt bad because it goes against my perception of marriage, then he. continued). " I believe a man should have a sanctuary-like abode where he can go for relaxing and reasoning because women are always in the habit of gisting both relevant and irrelevant things"

At this moment the feeling was indifferent and I decide I'd come and get the views of the nairaland community.

So what's your take peeps.

Op the truth is this, there is no textbook approach to make ones marriage work, what worked for me, might not work for you, same applies to every facet of our life or psyche. Some people at a point in time, I have seen couples who sleeps in separate rooms, and yet their marriage blossomed, and couples who share the same room yet do not live in peace, it does not follow like that, and may not be the panacea to the underlining problem, if any; Understanding and respect of one's feeling to me is the key. I like sleeping alone.

refreshrate:
Picture this you're married but in separate rooms. Eventually one person creeps into the others room for some hmm. Anyway wife gets preggers she's with the baby after delivery naturally of course.

Then the second child.

Maybe more or not.

Then the woman and the kids naturally form a bond. You're left to your sanctuary. Those kids grow old you're retired after paying school fees and all and they need to celebrate mummy birthday, she gets a G wagon as a birthday present.

On your birthday a text at 12.01 to say "Happy birthday to the best dad in the world"

Are you getting the picture or you need further clarification ?

I think your analogy is a bit skewed. A father can still bond very well with his children even if the children sleep with their mother. What Op is asking is even circumstantial, what if situation prevents you from making that choice, you live in a one room or two rooms apartment, with kids and maybe house help, you will have no choice but to stay in the same room, even if you don't want to. What may save some marriages, would be if one jejely carry his or her stuffs into another room.

Shock and poor medical attention. RIP

obixcel:
I downloaded and watched ''BIG GAME'' last night. The movie features star actor, Samuel L Jackson who played the role of the American President. He was hunted in a large forest by some group of Pschic terrorists after Air force one was shut down with a missile. He was later rescued by a Finnish (of Finland, central europe) young boy who turned out to be the Hero. The movie is yet to be shown in most cinemas in Naija.

What's your rating 0-10

omoelesa:
And Me Dey Here My Wife Just Got Pregnant I No Too Hapy.

hey! congratulations I know it is going to be twins, Boy and Girl, or Triplets

Op, if you can answer this question then you've found the answer to your own queston.

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Why do women refuse sex when they have misunderstanding with their husband/patner***

Brian2015:
Hello ALL,

I am looking for advice:

I have been to my doctor and done some tests, I can not father a child. My wife and I are desperate to have a family and I have been considering donor sperm. Will people know that this is not in actual fact my biological child?

any advice or help will be greatly appreciated

thanks

Go for the donor sperm, artificial insemination, that way eye brows won't be raised, and ur wife can feel a little sense of fulfilment.

Look at fresh meat wasting, both the Lion and the Kudi thing would be very magnificent in Ora Soup.

Six pack meets Round pack...

This na one whale I would gladly have

yang:
The zoo in its intelligence. Just monkeys and Baboons.

Tell me why the Bullion van is driving like that.

You see them driving like mad people in New market road onitsha.

The number of near misses is astonishing.

Some idiot doing 200km/hr in the city center

we know you are carrying money but are you telling me that the money you are carrying is more important than the life of the civilians.

I guarantee you that Nigeria is a zoo.


Nobody uses bullion vans the way monkeys in the zoo do.

Its just money which are pieces of paper, and must not compare to human life.

quite mad.

It is indeed a Zoo my brother, and I think zoo is even putting it mildly, wasteland to me is a better comparison. Look at what they did to this young lady, where do she start from, the pain..it is quite sad.

This kian story sef....so the daughter just dey look as them club her father to death.

Dafuq....Star Boy

This guy abi girl, with the custom man, the Dangote guy, the sugar mummy dude, all made me to stop commenting on Vanguard online disqus. Terrible set of people.

He is keeping it real nothing do the man jare.

It's not like am enjoying the sex. It's now feels like been in a pool.

That ya husband wicked

Out of anger I told him only men with big dicks should complain, men with pencils dares not.

Hahahaha You sef Wicked pass

On a more serious note, your husband is selfish and inconsiderate, Ideally, he should have told you in a not hurtful manner, and subsequently sort for solution, you are his wife and should be under his protection and care, he should even be more concerned about this. Both of you need to visit a gynaecologist and seek solution to it. If he truly loves you, a lax V@gina is not an excuse to cheat, it should even make him last longer.

DankemzI:
With our Oyel Money the Father loots from Niger Delta

*No_die_tomorrow_Ice-Prince*

Read about Cosmas Mmaduka, before you come online to spew trash.

Making Blacks' proud. Big up!

The jidenna is the f00lish one here, they should leave Skales alone.

The best swallow, aside pounded yam. Depending on the sweetness of the soup, 4 wraps would suffice.

Dafuq

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2612848_screenshot201507092209571_jpeg63b8157e868e45580cee846f74612f16

Warris this

barrnchedo:
She is very happy despite the missing leg. God please restore her in Jesus name, amen.

D'you know how she lost one of legs, she looks cute. She should go get prosthetic.

Ah Good all days. Bongos Ekwue was too much ever green song indeed.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2609443_bongus_jpege17364c683da4156da130bb914d9c4db

Lovely track


C0ck crow at dawn brings back sweet memories

E be like say women pass men sef #Gangstress

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That boxer is cute, the stripe on the center of his face is lovely.

Decryptor:
A story made headlines on Nairaland about the Nigerian Drug Law Enforcement Agency intercepting $2.1m here https://www.nairaland.com/2437137/ndlea-intercepts-man-moving-2.1million

Well, unfortunately the story is not true. Take a look at the points illustrated on the following pictures

The "NK" on that banner is LIKELY to be an insignia of the word "BANK" meaning that the photograph was taken in a bank.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2607074_saharalies_jpeg5dad639e42be48a10b6f824610f0e4a6

Secondly, the counting machine on the table near the said Dollars is used mostly in banks and other institutions.
What in the world will a counting machine be used for in the NDLEA for? Counting marijuana leaves??


The composure and relaxed gait on the face of the "suspect"

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2606709_cjz0fnjwcaap2b2_jpeg12e832fd90ea0ad57f9c718fe20eacb7

You can see that the face of the man is so relaxed as he is absolutely under no pressure or tension at all. This man has the expression of someone who was just told to pose for a photo just for leisure

The said "suspect" has no name: As i noticed, no name was given to the suspect. At least, we all know that when criminals are apprehended, their names and where they come from is usually the first thing to grace the news.

NDLEA is not an agency that checkmates money laundering: Since when did the Nigerian Drug Law Enforcement become saddled with the responsibility to intercept cash instead of narcotics? Secondly, Sahara Reporters did not clearly state what intent the money was being transported by the suspect. Was it the proceeds of a drug sale or evidence from a drug bust?

Finally, no other REPUTABLE Newspaper Online carried the news: I ran a check and found out that the news was not carried by notable online tabloids like Vanguard, The Sun News Online, Punch Online etc but only Sahara and other blogging sites. This shows the authenticity of that story is questionable.

Sahara Reports is known to be serving fake headlines which have been swallowed ignorantly by gullible Nigerians. For them to post this kind of story can be damaging to this man and he could take serious legal action against them.

The story is absolutely false and should be disregarded!

Your Analysis is perfect, i knew that there was something wrong with the whole story. Now after Sahara reporters have released this man picture and the money, for God knows why, EFCC should step in and query the Man on how he got hold of such humongous amount of foreign currency, Sahara Reporters may have inadvertently opened up a flood gate of Massive loot.