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Sure@ wofaifada....trust me she's good

The easiest thing do is to make a loud cough whn closing it. i remember my cousin would dish soup into a cup n place on his lips and actually pass by u and u would think he's drinking water. lol.

too childish

lol..... no a.c in their offices

Pls can u teach me how to post threads like dis? Wld be very grateful. N thanks 4 dis info

Lol! We're meant to chop ur cash!

Wish y'all luck. Naija no dey carry last. All d way

Ha! It depends on d parents u hav o! Mine would ask 4 d result of wateva u went 4. Like ur choir note, lesson note, pad, wateva. Bt I was n still very smart. If u catch me on my way goin, I'll simply say I'm goin to use d atm, if u catch me coming back, I rushd to d atm bt bad ntwrk. Bt the best is me goin after lectures. Bt dis days ASUU HAS HELD ME SPELL BOUND.

AM MISSING SCHOOOOOL!!
wow cant blive itz nw 50 dayz nd counting...
I miss MAINGATE!! (All dose security men wey dey
Pursue person wen wear short dress)
I miss campus SHUTTLE DRIVERS!! (Dem nor dey
eva get change!!)
I miss LOVE GARDEN(wen bf n gf dey express demself)
I miss ECO BANK (D only bank wey students dey
go withdraw with extension & charger!!!
I miss LIBRARY!! (While u dey concentrate on ur
books insyd anoda stdnt dey concentrate on ur
bag!!!)
I miss HALL 2!!! (D only plc wey fit host both
fellowship nd party 2geda!!)
Misssss Hallll 8!!(Were all d runz girls n crazy girls dey)
I miss HALL 9(d cleaness n sturborn hostel)
I miss PRAYER GARDEN(the holy ground)
I miss MALABOR!!!(Were everytin dey)
haba!!!)
I miss HALL 4!!! (Beans is reaaadddyyyyyyyyy!!!)
I miss night class!!! (Guyz toastin, galz greein,
thieves thiefing, 90% sleeping)
I miss all dem babes, secret admirers, loved ones,
and our sug president mr SHOGOLO
I miss aluta,( when there is no light),I miss sitting down @faculty car park(just to see who no dress well )..proudly UNICAL.

I think d critics here shld go through d write up over again b4 commenting. Its d african version of desperate housewives dats been shot in lagos. Nt a nolly wood home video. Watch movies produced by blessing effiom egbe, emem isong, etc n u'll know nolly wood is gettin there.

I luv naira land. Whn I'm bored n feels like adding a smile to my face, I jst come here. Mostly we eat rice n stew after church or eba n afang soup. Once in a while we mk special dishes

GUS all d way. Its so suspence filled

Lol!

Funny enuf I jst got admission dis year. Tears in my eyes

Olive oil! I use pure olive oil. What I like most is whn ppl keep askin me d cream I use. Though a good medicated or antiseptic soap can be used as a backup.

AUDI has taken over all d taxis in calabar. Lol
Then 4 private cars, I'll agree its toyota camry.
Seems naija is a dumping ground 4 used toyota cars. Hehehe

Dnt know abt the bleaching chems bt it shocks my teeth n its rather too sweet 4 my liking bt I still go 4 d cream soda!

Hw possible is it 4 one to swallow a phone. No jst imagine it. Doesn't sound true to me

Definately my eyes. Cnt imagine life without light

U ar so funi. I may believe her cos my hair is very long n quite fuller than hers n its just 2 yrs old.

The worm! Lol