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Religion / Re: Judah Ben Samuel Prophecy: A Pointer To Christ's Return? by marsoden: 11:19am On Jan 02, 2018
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Let me add this: is Pastor Adeboye's last prophecy for 2018 in line?


Mature review and contributions please
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What was Pastor Adeboye's last prophecy for 2018?
Autos / Re: Only 800k For 2004 Register Toyota Matrix. by marsoden: 9:34am On Jan 02, 2018
More pictures. Engine pictures.
Business / Re: Fiverr Leveraging Project> Read Carefully And Join Now. by marsoden: 10:43pm On Dec 31, 2017
I'm interested, but doesn't stay in Lagos. Can I have your WhatsApp number?
Celebrities / Re: Another Cute Wedding Photo-bomber Becomes Internet Sensation by marsoden: 7:43pm On Dec 25, 2017
Fake. Very obvious.
Politics / Re: It Has Been Confirmed: An Igbo Man Will Rule Nigeria Come 2019 by marsoden: 10:41am On Dec 22, 2017
Singing...dream, dream, dream...

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Career / Re: Have Any One Heard About Naval Marine by marsoden: 7:11am On Dec 22, 2017
Scam. One word, Flee!
Politics / Re: Hilarious - Imagine These Pesidents by marsoden: 11:20pm On Dec 21, 2017
I'm trying so hard to at least smile.
Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Slam Simi For Opening Her Breast (screenshot) by marsoden: 1:51pm On Dec 19, 2017
johnime:
As 2017 gradually draws to a close, this is a fitting time to acknowledge the top ten of the ladies who made my sex life great in 2017. I wish you all a great festive season and may your ministry continue to prosper in 2018

1. Nkechi my office colleague. Thanks for initiating me into the ritual of office romance. It was good while it lasted but you want more than the bedroom rendezvous but at this stage I have nothing more to offer and just can't keep up with the hide and seek game trying to deflect colleagues from guessing the truth.

2. Sandy the stripper. Great pole dancer, great sex always. You never disappoint in bed and somehow you always manage to get to my "manly" Tips first before I get to yours. Where I am concerned, you know the right buttons to touch.

3. Toyin the QSR supervisor. New Mom you are, but it does not take anything away from your style and sexy appearance. Since you, I don't accept new birth as reason for looking and dressing sloppily from ladies. You gave me my first drink of breast milk as an adult. Very sexy. Thank you.

4. Naomi my neighbor's househelp. With your packaging it is difficult to ignore you and you not only have it, you used it well to pleasure me. Its unfortunate your madam evicted you before time but the 4 months you were in my hood was an adventure in mischief and naughty sex.

5. Ify the Doctor. First time with a virgin and if I had known I wont have bothered. Anyway, since then I have thought you a few tricks and you learn fast. I know your boo dislikes me but I am happy to have helped him open the way and teach you a few ways to pleasure him now that the issues around your fidelity has boiled over. He will thank me later.

6. Yetunde my FWB. Konji is a funny thing. After over 3 years of knowing and friendzoning each other, we got talking about sex and casually wondered how it will be like with each other and ACTUALLY DID IT. Since then you have been a revelation and I like our no strings attached rhythm though I never thought of you like that before.

7. Bora my NL boo. Send a message for fun and you never know what may turn up. Unsatiable Tigress in bed with a high libido...I will do well to avoid you a bit in 2018.

8. Uduak the boyfriend snatcher. Your friend wey i dey chase brought you out for a drink but you showed you knew better what you wanted and now you a constant feature in bed. Ever the experimentalist, you have taught me some dark pleasures I would never have imagined and the flexibilities of the human anatomy. I am not done with you yet.

9. Sarah the born again. For over 6 gruella months you preached unceasingly to me in an annoying way but lastly we ended up in bed. Not much to look at physically, you more than compensate by your ability to shorten the downtime in between rounds where I am concerned. I do not judge you.

10. Tega the daughter of the street food seller. I left you for last because you are the best. Just turning 20 you are wiser and more patient than your age suggests. Your body yields into my arms like no other and you are ready to do anything to please me in bed. If I can use a word to describe you it will be "Loyalty". You have warmed my bed frequently and never get annoyed or act up even when you suspect I have just gbenched the ladies you see leaving my house. When some of the suspicious ones talk rudely to you, you bear it out of respect for me. Not to worry apart from Christmas wey I go do for you...now that you have gained admission and will be out of the hood soon, I have a surprise package loading.

For those who did not make this list, don't take it personal. You may have been good but not great. If I am motivated and in a good mood, I will extend greetings to the next five sometime this week. Your name may fall in.

Who asked you? Thrash!
Car Talk / Re: Sport Cars Race On The Streets Of Victoria Island, Lagos (VIDEO) by marsoden: 7:18am On Dec 19, 2017
Baba God, I need your blessings to be able to afford one of these.

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Travel To Niger Republic With Three Governors by marsoden: 7:30am On Dec 18, 2017
sarrki:
Baba its high time you do more of travelling at home

Its necessary

The electorate needs to see and talk to you more often

Is this really Sarrki? Or did someone make this comment with your account?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of The Day : When An Anambra Woman Attends Your Traditional Wedding by marsoden: 7:29am On Dec 18, 2017
MasterKim:

no be joke?
Why u come dey cry?
If na ekiti dem mention now, ur bone go strong inyamirin

Stop commenting foolishly. If it was a joke, then why did he post it in the politics section earlier?
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of The Day : When An Anambra Woman Attends Your Traditional Wedding by marsoden: 12:37am On Dec 18, 2017
Your brain seems to be on vacation. Mtchew! Where did they write "Anambra" in that picture?

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Romance / Re: Say The Truth, What Seperated You And Your Ex by marsoden: 11:08am On Dec 17, 2017
Nothing. Just got tired of her. That's the main reason why marriage is scary to me. Seeing and staying with the same person for the rest of your life.

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Politics / Re: This Chicken Lived For Two Years Without A Head by marsoden: 7:20pm On Dec 15, 2017
perez100:
Afonjas and fetishism! They think everybody will believe this crap.

Masterclass32:
The pain didn't kill it? Trash.

It would do you guys some good to read and research.
A simple search on Google would have saved you from this display of foolishness.

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Career / Re: PHOTO: Muslim Lady Denied Being Called To The Nigerian Bar For Wearing Hijab by marsoden: 7:40am On Dec 15, 2017
Good. This is professional practice, not religious practice.

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by marsoden: 8:18pm On Dec 14, 2017
Memejem:
There’s pidgin English, then there’s autocorrect that causes some obvious grammatical errors at times and THEN there are supposed professionals who claim to be educated and their continuous write-ups are giving me a headache.

I can’t decipher the write-up or the countless apologies.

Very unserious person.

Pure Savagery!

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Politics / Re: Is Travelling Out Of The Country The Solution? by marsoden: 3:06pm On Dec 14, 2017
Following.
Politics / Re: Anambra Govt Constructs 280m Omambala Bridge by marsoden: 6:51pm On Dec 12, 2017
Kudos to him..
Romance / Re: Man Who "Sleeps In Money" Is Looking For Baby Mama. "See How Much She Will Get" by marsoden: 6:48pm On Dec 12, 2017
E be like say na wetin the baba yarn give this one...The day you don't sleep on money the yahoo plus go fail!
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Plant Bomb In Shaforon Village, Adamawa State (Photos) by marsoden: 6:38pm On Dec 12, 2017
Can't Buhari call his boys to order?

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Celebrities / Re: Makeup Faces: Chioma Akpotha, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde & Omoni Oboli (Photos) by marsoden: 8:53am On Dec 09, 2017
None of them

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Phones / Re: Any One Having This Experience Of Gionee M5? by marsoden: 8:49pm On Dec 08, 2017
Bobbieydeey:
abeg not the time to joke, been looking for it.. Got any specific place?

Sorry Bro. Was just offering my help. No vex.
Business / Re: Please I Need This Urgently And Badly Too by marsoden: 8:42pm On Dec 08, 2017
Scentofawoman:
Please guys, I need 17a toner cartridge magnetic roller. I need it badly. Anyone that can be of help should indicate here.
1 is the roller.
2 is its cartridge.
1 is what I need. Whatever the cost.
Thanks.

Be careful what you say.
Autos / Re: The Mercedes Benz Biome. Best Car In The World. by marsoden: 7:15am On Dec 08, 2017
O boy! What is this?

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Phones / Re: Any One Having This Experience Of Gionee M5? by marsoden: 7:11am On Dec 08, 2017
Bobbieydeey:
Where did you get the fast charger?

Market.
Properties / Re: Ikorodu Houses Marked For Demolition By LASG; The Residents React by marsoden: 7:10am On Dec 08, 2017
bola565:
Can I get 35 likes.. Because tomorrow Is my exam.. And 35 is the passing marks..

No go read. Dey there dey find nairaland likes.

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Science/Technology / Re: BIG Crocodile Caught Alive In Imo At Ota-mmiri River, Ihiagwa (Photos) by marsoden: 12:39pm On Dec 07, 2017
This is scary.

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Music/Radio / Re: Searching For A Song... by marsoden: 11:35am On Dec 07, 2017

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Lil Brother Is Balling With FC Barcelona Lagos Team (pics) by marsoden: 10:47am On Dec 05, 2017
Nice one

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