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Twoclans:

You can never make me cry, I will run to lefulefu and hide.
Bia martin0 that pop thread u created, u did not answer my mention there

oh OK oooo
hia u did not ask any question Na, but I see ur comments sha

Twoclans:
Wetin I change I said it as it is

u go soon cry, trust me ar tell u say ar fucvk dem

Twoclans:
I just wanted to be reminded that I belong to you

Did you see Martin's post, the guy bleeps reverend sisters,you were correct about Martin been spoilt

why u dey shange am

lefulefu:
hahahaha

u go just dey laugh

Twoclans:
Martin why na? It's only pleasure Lefulefu receives from me I can't kill him .The way he has been following the upsetgirl he is more likely to die in her hands

hahahah if u say so sha,

wait oo u mean that smally

Twoclans:
Martinnnnnn reverend sister my hand is not there ohhh. Thou shall not touch God's anointed ohhh.

Hausa girls are something else with thier sexuality, bad ass babes.

Meanwhile what happened to OPs joystick? Have you given him solution

see I don't fear anybody, I know them, I have been there before Rev sisters wey dey even bang sef

shuuuu Hausa chai ,babe I fear dem oo, if u see weitin dem dey carry eh, u can imagine how hausa guys preek dey big and long Na those girls dey try oo 12 13 years Don dey chop wetin u nor go try chop sef

maybe im side chick go don dencima dey preek Na according to una belief

lefulefu:
haba..she's jus sitting on my lap..nothing more.

uhm

Thegeneralqueen:
I'm fyn




I chat with gysss today he said he told you to tell me that he's around

yeah, he told me u both talked today, he told me this night...

didn't I informed you? I told you to come let go together but u are busy telling me about Benin visit!

Twoclans:
Fake cry? Haaaaaa . Infact Hausa girls have some local mixtures they also use. It's all to help the guys ministry and pleasure .

O'O chim Martin Biko stop spoiling me.

hahahahah well Hausa girls will only use that to deceive the south and Co, an Hausa girl will tell a guy when she started having sex and precisely how many men she has been with, from what I have seen oo, not generalising sha!

see Hausa girls nor dey form or hide ooo one of my friend then when I was learning something had an Hausa girl as a girlfriend..

even when I visited north for a job, they don't fantasize or base more on virginity, don't joke with their sex life ooo...

well am still wondering why Nigerian men are so much interested in virgin girls..

my mum always pray I have a virgin girlfriend but I know such prayers nor go work for a bad boy/ashawo like me

I remember one Rev sis who was not a virgin, she told me, but majority of St. mathiew church goers believe she's a virgin even priest too

Twoclans:
No be today you spoil. You have answered one part of his question. He asked where twoclans is ?Tell him

u see, my own spoil dey learn but eh Lefulefu eh, Na small tin remain u got fucvk ur class teacher wey get ukwu, imagine u con dey love her coz of ukwu, guy I fear u ooo

lefulefu:
hehe...should i let him know u sitting on my lap?

Woman kills faster than Aids oo

OboOlora:
Where r the pictures u bleeping nitwit!?
Don’t be telling us fictitious stories dumbo!

come oo ar don dey get ur time oo, just dey prepear

Thegeneralqueen:
Abeg nor mind me you know I too like amebor so on a serious note his girlfriend has a car



shuuu u go like Remix oo



Good evening Martin

Good evening madam, how ur side?

Twoclans:
It's ending on Sunday ,the addiction will end by then

Alum ke? Naaaahhhhhh I use aloe vera and kegel exercises

BBN chai I watched it only when I visit my female friends, chai those girls are so addicted to that show!

aloe Vera Na wa oooo unu ge bu mmadu oo then later una go con dey form fake cry

Thegeneralqueen:
So lefu girlfriend has a car

na that one u just hear sharp sharp

Twoclans:
Nwoke Oma I hail, don't mind me I have been doing BBN thins

That alum thing is very true. It's not only alum there are some other things also

OO'chim let me just close my mouth.

hahahahaha I know say Na there u go dey, I con dey miss u lately this days oo

uhmmm Na wa I sure say u go don use alum

abeg tell me something jor,

lefulefu:
alum?
haba e don tey wey babes dey use alum for dhier snail na .na for those virgin hunters dem dey use am for.d tin go tighten d virginal muscles for sometime and e go give d impression dat d babe na virgin.so if d virgin hunter penetrate e will think na virgin he dey do.the babe can form fake cry and tighten leg..and d mumu virgin hunter will tink na her hymen e dey tear.na dat one i know sha.dem don take am deceive guys wey dey hunt 4 virgins .

O boy u tear eye well ooo, me nor reach u oo, well maybe na seminary school make me nor tear eye finish like you oo, when that girl dey gist me yesterday laugh wan kill me, sotey me con cough I like that my friend ooo she dey use her medical experience dey teach me things ooo

lefulefu:

how ur babe na, I see her this morning ooo, she dey vex for ur ukwu ministry oo...

come oo Na she get that new ride?

lefulefu:
u no believe?

abeg u don see any victim to confirm from?

eheh Lefulefu abeg e get weitin wan baba gist me on phone last night oo we from holy talk enter naughty talk oo nor be ma fault say we talk naughty sha but I learn alot from her...

she told me girls don dey use alor to tighten their Virginia! are you aware of these, come oo where is twoclans

lefulefu:
ur queen is asking 4 u ooo

u go need life beer oo oya come make we go tell her prince na

lefulefu:
guy its like they stole ur penis
no joke bro
i remember during the early 2000s in benin..some of these penis harvesters used to invade ring road during the yultide era.u jus dey waka ur own..person fit jus nudge u use jazz steal ur pen!s.as soon as dem steal am u will feeling funny down dere .well u just have to go to a strong bible believing church for the pastor to restore back ur pen!s.

myth

lefulefu:
Martin no land here?
e dey fine

brother brother I most greet you ee, I just dey talk with my guy on phone for over hour's oo, how ur side na

I most greet you oo ur boy is ever loyal

Cadec007:
Just stumbled on this and decided to share, especially to all ukwu-gang members! :-D :-D

Cc: Martin0
lefulefu
greiboy
daddykross
deadrat and co.

Na wa ooo see bakasi

hollah123:
u people just comment without caring to know the reason for his actions, have u all forgotten that not everybody's dad Care about him? every dad is not like your dad. like seriously I don't blame him cos I can relate to what he wrote up there. if u see what some dads did to there children u will never b quick to judge. have u ever seen a dad who prefers to spend millions for show off than to give his children 1k? have u ever seen a dad who will use his influence to get job for other children n his children will still b jobless? have u ever seen a dad who will send his brothers son abroad n he doesn't care where his children are? some dad prefer spending to show off than spending on there children. I have seen alot of issues like that so when I see cases like this I can relate. the basis is care to know the options b4 people b4 blaming them for there choices

nai make say I weak

lefulefu:
dammmmmmmmmmmmm! the ukwu was specially created by the gods cc Randy91 luminiouz Martin0

hahahahah Na wa oo

trustyshoess:
You don't know what you have until you lose it. Some people are wishing they had a father or that theirs is still alive and here you are proudly telling us that you are teaching yours a lesson with 2k. Tufia! Your father had to tell you he has no food before you were "touched" and you proudly relay it to us instead of you to hide your face. Clap for yourself lesson teacher

ar swear this one weak me oo

Kinggnicole:
Lol
There's so many things wrong with your post and those who know, know.

Girls whatever choice you make or whatever is your preference just know that your career can't wake up one day and tell you he don't love you no more.

I don't do average

Many women who are single and in their late. 30s today never saw it coming. They had a plan: finish their first degree, masters, a job, a promotion, make money, be independent and settle down by 30, latest 32. Of course, nature always laughs back at their fantastic attempt to dictate the pace of their lives.

Over the years, they turn down potential husbands, go on a partying spree like they have frozen time, only to arrive at 37 with nothing to show for it other than money in the bank, a car, and sometimes a child from a relationship that never quite worked.

So, now they are stuck in a phase where they will never find a man of their dreams and have to settle for any man who will be gracious enough to even suggest marriage. By now, all those flimsy and shallow standards they used to have are gone, humility is their second name.

I have seen many women in their 20s buy into the misguided, feminist belief that men and marriage are bad for their academic and career advancement. What feminism does not factor in is that the older a woman get, the less a chance she stands of marrying someone desirable. It is a fact of life, not a chauvinistically inspired thought.

Very few men would marry a 35-year-old woman who is independent and opinionated when we live in a highly hypergamous (act of marrying someone wealthier than you) society. There are plenty of young and hot beautiful women ready to settle into a marriage where they play the second fiddle as long as the man provides.
It is good to be ambitious, even better to break the stupid glass ceilings, but at what price? Bottom line, at some point, you will need a man in your life. Granted there are lesbians and some who are not interested in marriage, but my experience with older single women has proven that they mostly live a life full of regrets.
Today, let me share with you the signs that a woman is likely to end up single, and lonely, and probably a pet keeper:


1. She values education and career over marriage and relationship.

2. At age 28, she has more liquor in her refrigerator than fruits and vegetables.

3. At age 27, she’s quaffing neat whiskies like a sailor.

4. She’s into cigarette smoking, or in worst case scenario, addicted to weed.

5. Her idea of fun at age 30 is a night out with the girls.

6. At age 30, she still insists on only dating a tall, dark and handsome guy who is monied and with a six-pack to boot.

7. The idea of cooking for a man is a total turn-off to her.

8. She has never forgiven her father for abusing her mother, or her first boyfriend used to abuse her and she now thinks every man is violent and controlling.

9. She is so much into fashion, and her fortnightly combined expenditure on manicure, pedicure and hair-styling is enough to settle one month’s rent for a three-bedroom house in South .

10. She is turned on more by boardroom politics than the the pleasurable and humane joys of holding her baby.

11. She can’t imagine giving birth naturally and would rather opt for a Caesarian section, and as far as she is concerned, breastfeeding is a three-week exercise before the kids are introduced to formula.

12. She owns more pants than skirts at the age of 30.

13. She loves having multiple sex partners.

14. Her job involves a lot of travelling and she not even 30 yet.

15. She can easily find a parking spot at a packed nightclub than her way to church.

16. She believes in absolute equality in marriage without any sacrifice or compromise

#exclusivelybae#

authority2006:
Expensive mistake but people still do make it, even the ones that ended up taking their lives.
But because I was trying to enlighten you about costly mistakes people do make doesn't mean that you have to make it personal about me. Easy man.

I have only expressed myself to you openly, it better that way !


well thanks for your little enlightenment!

authority2006:
Expensive mistake but people still do make it, even the ones that ended up taking their lives.
But because I was trying to enlighten you about costly mistakes people do make doesn't mean that you have to make it personal about me. Easy man.

I have only expressed myself to you openly, it better that way !

authority2006:
You just assumed that people don't make stupid mistakes, that everyone is always rational at every point of decision making. You're wrong!
Or, why don't you tell us that "something" you think she got in her mind?

Mr man, that mistake is too expensive!

You quite ur job for love
for a man?

hmmmmmm ladies eh strange things they do for love..
people like you will quite a relationship when ur lover Is too busy working!

obailala:
I'm a bit confused whether this is just greed, poverty mentality or just the typical African inordinate ambition for living abroad. If not, what is wrong with a woman returning to Nigeria to be with her husband? I know several women who do that regularly.

Or are you expecting them to be married and living 5000km apart?... Anyway, I think every human reasons in a different way and has different priorities. I personally kniw a Benin couple that have lived apart for 8 years now since their marriage simply because the woman lives abroad and they both would rather the marriage continue like this for life than for the woman to return and be with her husband (who hasnt been able to secure visa). One man's meat is truly another man's poison.

please before you say anything try and consider /think!

That lady failed to Discuss a long-term future with her significant other.

If it seems too soon or too awkward or too inappropriate to discuss marriage or a long-term, serious commitment to each other, then it’s too soon, too awkward and too inappropriate for you to uproot your life and move to a new city for love. If you can’t imagine a life together at least five years down the road, then stop packing your bags and stay put until you can.

Decide whether you’re going to resent your partner if you move and the relationship doesn’t work out.

Moving for love is a leap of faith for anyone, but if you feel in your heart that you’ll be bitter and resentful if the sacrifice doesn’t lead to the happy ending you’re hoping for, you should reconsider whether you’re really ready to make the jump.

I am very very sure, that lady never considered all these! Now where is she now?

They are not yet married, so keep that aside!