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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by UDUJ(m): 11:49am On Apr 20, 2018

praiseneofingz:

age range is 21-30 and I'm not fat neither have I had any surgery ever before

Ok bro. I will respond soon. A little busy right now. Brb

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 12:10pm On Apr 20, 2018

praiseneofingz:
OK so I created a thread on how to solve my d**k size and @generalqueen and @radicallyblunt are here discussing how d**k will be used with each other....... ahan no wala God dey!!!! and mods too won't ban the right people to ban. Issokay ayaya

Lol

Even mods sef dey enjoy our gist bros.

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 12:12pm On Apr 20, 2018

UDUJ:

Ok bro. I will respond soon. A little busy right now. Brb

thanks bro I will be waiting

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Dreaboy2017(m): 12:48pm On Apr 20, 2018

Maybe u eat too much sugar,try not to eat sugar again it will get better

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by flokii: 12:59pm On Apr 20, 2018

You are suffering from idakole grin

It makes the male penis shrink till it becomes completely useless.

It's time to drop your belief and start taking agbo jedi (ones prepared with water not hot) f you love yourself.

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 2:43pm On Apr 20, 2018

praiseneofingz:
please no jokes or insult as this is a burden to me right now I noticed over 2weeks now I wake up with no erection and whenever I look at my joystick, it look smaller by the day.
note: I'm not an impotent I've hard sex at least 7 times this year but I Really don't know what is wrong with my d*ck right now. please this is serious and not a joke.....I'm so scared right now!!

question the last girl u slept with

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 4:27pm On Apr 20, 2018

Dreaboy2017:
Maybe u eat too much sugar,try not to eat sugar again it will get better

I eat a lot of sugary things man from Hollandia Yorghurt to Vitamilk to Weetabix to corn flakes. Name it bro. But i don't miss taking Orijin Bitters Everyday. The one in the plastic. One plastic a day is all i do. an average of 30mins with my gf and second round in the next 5mins.. grin

. NO time mehn

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Jamieb(m): 6:09pm On Apr 20, 2018

praiseneofingz:
please no jokes or insult as this is a burden to me right now I noticed over 2weeks now I wake up with no erection and whenever I look at my joystick, it look smaller by the day.
note: I'm not an impotent I've hard sex at least 7 times this year but I Really don't know what is wrong with my d*ck right now. please this is serious and not a joke.....I'm so scared right now!!

Bros , do you mastubate ?.

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 7:57pm On Apr 20, 2018

Jamieb:

Bros , do you mastubate ?.

no I don't

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by UDUJ(m): 9:13pm On Apr 20, 2018

praiseneofingz:

age range is 21-30 and I'm not fat neither have I had any surgery ever before

Ok next question: Is your penis curved? Don't be embarrassed by these questions. The more answers the better.

Now take a tape rule and measure your penis when it is erect and when it is flaccid (down). See these ranges below:

• Average length of a flaccid penis: 9.16 centimeters (about 3.6 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average length of a flaccid stretched penis: 13.24 cm (about 5.3 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average length of an erect penis: 13.12 cm (about 5.2 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average circumference of a flaccid penis: 9.31cm (about 3.7 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average circumference of an erect penis: 11.66 cm (about 4.6 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern

Reply me tomorrow then I'll give your final feedback tomorrow. Worry less bro. Goodnight

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by CAPSLOCKED: 9:30pm On Apr 20, 2018

UDUJ:

Ok next question: Is your penis curved? Don't be embarrassed by these questions. The more answers the better.

Now take a tape rule and measure your penis when it is erect and when it is flaccid (down). See these ranges below:

• Average length of a flaccid penis: 9.16 centimeters (about 3.6 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average length of a flaccid stretched penis: 13.24 cm (about 5.3 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average length of an erect penis: 13.12 cm (about 5.2 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average circumference of a flaccid penis: 9.31cm (about 3.7 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average circumference of an erect penis: 11.66 cm (about 4.6 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern

Reply me tomorrow then I'll give your final feedback tomorrow. Worry less bro. Goodnight

DICKOLOGY 101.

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 9:36pm On Apr 20, 2018

UDUJ:

Ok next question: Is your penis curved? Don't be embarrassed by these questions. The more answers the better.

Now take a tape rule and measure your penis when it is erect and when it is flaccid (down). See these ranges below:

• Average length of a flaccid penis: 9.16 centimeters (about 3.6 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average length of a flaccid stretched penis: 13.24 cm (about 5.3 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average length of an erect penis: 13.12 cm (about 5.2 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average circumference of a flaccid penis: 9.31cm (about 3.7 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average circumference of an erect penis: 11.66 cm (about 4.6 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern

Reply me tomorrow then I'll give your final feedback tomorrow. Worry less bro. Goodnight

Oh lord Jesus!

I have seen it all

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by UDUJ(m): 9:38pm On Apr 20, 2018

CAPSLOCKED:

DICKOLOGY 101.

My bro I greet thee. You've been missing in action for sometime now.

I have to help a fellow brother, cause we all know after money the next pride of a man is the use of his penis grin

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by UDUJ(m): 9:38pm On Apr 20, 2018

RuthDaniels:
Oh lord Jesus!

I have seen it all

Hi Ruthie

Always nice to grace thy presence wink

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 9:41pm On Apr 20, 2018

UDUJ:

Hi Ruthie
Always nice to grace thy presence

Hello Joe
The feeling is mutual . Your diick lectures though

How are you tonight?

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by CAPSLOCKED: 9:43pm On Apr 20, 2018

UDUJ:

My bro I greet thee. You've been missing in action for sometime now.

YEAH, FOR REAL.. TRUST I READ THROUGH MY "FOLLOWING" TO A REASONABLE EXTENT. I'VE BEEN BUSY A LOT THERE DAYS.

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 9:48pm On Apr 20, 2018

praiseneofingz:
please no jokes or insult as this is a burden to me right now I noticed over 2weeks now I wake up with no erection and whenever I look at my joystick, it look smaller by the day.
note: I'm not an impotent I've hard sex at least 7 times this year but I Really don't know what is wrong with my d*ck right now. please this is serious and not a joke.....I'm so scared right now!!

guy its like they stole ur penis shocked

no joke bro shocked

i remember during the early 2000s in benin..some of these penis harvesters used to invade ring road during the yultide era.u jus dey waka ur own..person fit jus nudge u use jazz steal ur pen!s.as soon as dem steal am u will feeling funny down dere .well u just have to go to a strong bible believing church for the pastor to restore back ur pen!s.

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Pat081: 9:54pm On Apr 20, 2018

Thegeneralqueen:
Post the pic so we'll know where to help you from

Can't help it

hmmmmm let him cum to ur house n try u now

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by UDUJ(m): 9:55pm On Apr 20, 2018

RuthDaniels:
Hello Joe

The feeling is mutual . Your diick lectures though

How are you tonight?

I am good

Had a busy day at work today. Thank God it's Friday wink

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by UDUJ(m): 9:57pm On Apr 20, 2018

lefulefu:

guy its like they stole ur penis
no joke bro
i remember during the early 2000s in benin..some of these penis harvesters used to invade ring road during the yultide era.u jus dey waka ur own..person fit jus nudge u use jazz steal ur pen!s.as soon as dem steal am u will feeling funny down dere .well u just have to go to a strong bible believing church for the pastor to restore back ur pen!s.

Ha Chief Lefu I remember that stuff was common while I was still schooling in Uniben in the 2009-2010 period. It seems to be very common in Benin, I don't know why undecided

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 10:01pm On Apr 20, 2018

UDUJ:

Ha Chief Lefu I remember that stuff was common while I was still schooling in Uniben in the 2009-2010 period. It seems to be very common in Benin, I don't know why

i dont know too ooo grin

anyway i think its more of a psychological feeling than ppl actually stealing d!cks grin

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Alexis93: 10:05pm On Apr 20, 2018

praiseneofingz:
please no jokes or insult as this is a burden to me right now I noticed over 2weeks now I wake up with no erection and whenever I look at my joystick, it look smaller by the day.
note: I'm not an impotent I've hard sex at least 7 times this year but I Really don't know what is wrong with my d*ck right now. please this is serious and not a joke.....I'm so scared right now!!

You need to start taking herbal remedies.
They are quite expensive since they are organic products but they're magical.

Antilipemic Tea and Zinc Capsules will do the job for you in two weeks.
The Tea is 6k, the capsule is 5k.
If you're in Lagos, delivery is 1k, but if you're not, then there will be a bargain to that effect... I can assist.

Total = 12,000

If you're up for it, contact me ASAP on 08101617338 or 09022058821

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 10:10pm On Apr 20, 2018

UDUJ:

Ok next question: Is your penis curved? Don't be embarrassed by these questions. The more answers the better.

Now take a tape rule and measure your penis when it is erect and when it is flaccid (down). See these ranges below:

• Average length of a flaccid penis: 9.16 centimeters (about 3.6 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average length of a flaccid stretched penis: 13.24 cm (about 5.3 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average length of an erect penis: 13.12 cm (about 5.2 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average circumference of a flaccid penis: 9.31cm (about 3.7 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average circumference of an erect penis: 11.66 cm (about 4.6 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern

Reply me tomorrow then I'll give your final feedback tomorrow. Worry less bro. Goodnight

thank you sir but don't worry it's has I mean e don long back sir because this your post fear me

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by finest0007(m): 10:25pm On Apr 20, 2018

UDUJ:

Ok next question: Is your penis curved? Don't be embarrassed by these questions. The more answers the better.

Now take a tape rule and measure your penis when it is erect and when it is flaccid (down). See these ranges below:

• Average length of a flaccid penis: 9.16 centimeters (about 3.6 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average length of a flaccid stretched penis: 13.24 cm (about 5.3 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average length of an erect penis: 13.12 cm (about 5.2 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average circumference of a flaccid penis: 9.31cm (about 3.7 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern
• Average circumference of an erect penis: 11.66 cm (about 4.6 inches) if yours is lesser that's cause for concern

Reply me tomorrow then I'll give your final feedback tomorrow. Worry less bro. Goodnight

You just took this DICscussion to another level. Your numbers are a bit off though. There are growers grin

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Martin0(m): 10:32pm On Apr 20, 2018

lefulefu:

guy its like they stole ur penis
no joke bro
i remember during the early 2000s in benin..some of these penis harvesters used to invade ring road during the yultide era.u jus dey waka ur own..person fit jus nudge u use jazz steal ur pen!s.as soon as dem steal am u will feeling funny down dere .well u just have to go to a strong bible believing church for the pastor to restore back ur pen!s.

myth

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 10:34pm On Apr 20, 2018

Martin0:

myth

u no believe?

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Martin0(m): 10:38pm On Apr 20, 2018

lefulefu:

u no believe?

abeg u don see any victim to confirm from?

eheh Lefulefu abeg e get weitin wan baba gist me on phone last night oo we from holy talk enter naughty talk oo nor be ma fault say we talk naughty sha but I learn alot from her...

she told me girls don dey use alor to tighten their Virginia! are you aware of these, come oo where is twoclans

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Twoclans(f): 10:46pm On Apr 20, 2018

Martin0:

abeg u don see any victim to confirm from?

eheh Lefulefu abeg e get weitin wan baba gist me on phone last night oo we from holy talk enter naughty talk oo nor be ma fault say we talk naughty sha but I learn alot from her...

she told me girls don dey use alor to tighten their Virginia! are you aware of these, come oo where is twoclans

Nwoke Oma I hail, don't mind me I have been doing BBN thins lipsrsealed

That alum thing is very true. It's not only alum there are some other things also lipsrsealed

OO'chim let me just close my mouth.

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 10:46pm On Apr 20, 2018

Martin0:

abeg u don see any victim to confirm from?

eheh Lefulefu abeg e get weitin wan baba gist me on phone last night oo we from holy talk enter naughty talk oo nor be ma fault say we talk naughty sha but I learn alot from her...

she told me girls don dey use alor to tighten their Virginia! are you aware of these, come oo where is twoclans

alum?

haba e don tey wey babes dey use alum for dhier snail na cheesy

.na for those virgin hunters dem dey use am for.d tin go tighten d virginal muscles for sometime and e go give d impression dat d babe na virgin.so if d virgin hunter penetrate e will think na virgin he dey do.the babe can form fake cry and tighten leg..and d mumu virgin hunter will tink na her hymen e dey tear.na dat one i know sha.dem don take am deceive guys wey dey hunt 4 virgins grin

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Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Twoclans(f): 10:54pm On Apr 20, 2018

lefulefu:

alum?
haba e don tey wey babes dey use alum for dhier snail na .na for those virgin hunters dem dey use am for.d tin go tighten d virginal muscles for sometime and e go give d impression dat d babe na virgin.so if d virgin hunter penetrate e will think na virgin he dey do.the babe can form fake cry and tighten leg..and d mumu virgin hunter will tink na her hymen e dey tear.na dat one i know sha.dem don take am deceive guys wey dey hunt 4 virgins .

No be today you spoil. grin

You have answered one part of his question. He asked where twoclans is ?Tell him wink

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by ConcernedNL: 10:55pm On Apr 20, 2018

praiseneofingz:
please no jokes or insult as this is a burden to me right now I noticed over 2weeks now I wake up with no erection and whenever I look at my joystick, it look smaller by the day.
note: I'm not an impotent I've hard sex at least 7 times this year but I Really don't know what is wrong with my d*ck right now. please this is serious and not a joke.....I'm so scared right now!!

You are taking something that is reducing ur testosterone. Soya milk, tea, supplements etc. Watch out for your new intake

Re: Help My Joystick Is Getting Smaller by Nobody: 10:56pm On Apr 20, 2018

Twoclans:

No be today you spoil. You have answered one part of his question. He asked where twoclans is ?Tell him

hehe...should i let him know u sitting on my lap?

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