₦airaland Forum

Twoclans:
Where in anambra state are you going to? That is my state.

You are asking what I am doing in a state that is close to the capital of Nigeria

madam I need to ask oo at the moment am ignorant

oh am going to nkpor..

Then probably I way visit unubi, but am not visiting my father's home town!

Twoclans:
O'O chimoooooo Martin is it me you wrote this plenty things to what did I do wrong?

You made a request, I sent you a mail as requested and you never responded. Then I see this accusation here

no no no just add me on whatsapp simple

Am not accusing you dear, am only saying out what on my mind at that moment..

lefulefu:

bad guy,

Twoclans:
I love pap especially when I grind it with ginger. It gives it this spicy yumines.

Which of the eastern states are you going to? I am based in Kaduna although the nature of my work covers Abuja and the north.

I can imagine what is going through your mind.

oh ginger Biko I don't like that!
Anambra State! you based in kaduna na wa oo what will you be doing there chai Na WA oo work kwa
abeg oo nor try Muslim guys oo I heard they are terrific with their muddy

yeah alot is going through my mind, especially negative but my positive thoughts are just 40percent..

lefulefu:
oya come lets both be lomantic

lovu nwantit warey

Twoclans:
I did not expect you will say something good to me.
And to imagine that you had a feeling that I am someone you know. Hmmmmmmmm

What are you having for breakfast?

if your thoughts are probably I don't know you, then I most say it an F9.

I have only one friend on my list who I have known here from 2013 till date though I never had much of her time sha but I knew her here and very well on Nairaland she didn't know even know about it, but I think I started bringing that friendship to her this year one of my good friend

what am saying or trying to illustrate is no matter how many thousands moniker one would apply for definitely I will still know who's behind it, am just seeing off things to allow the right time for you to go to whatsapp and build that friendship wish I never established with you..

honestly I have many girlfriends I wanna build that curling friendship with especially with my two besties khiaa and everberry but as we all know the understanding of women wouldn't want me to do that as one may feel am probably up to play games and move on..
secondly we don't need to be in haste I have invited you several times to come on whatsapp but you have consistently ignored which applies to my believe you might just be thinking just like the normal thought for ladies...

As per my relationship status, please for now I really wanna keep it cool and probably a secret to me

Twoclans:
I did not expect you will say something good to me.
And to imagine that you had a feeling that I am someone you know. Hmmmmmmmm

What are you having for breakfast?

eh pap! do you drink "akamu "
then probably in two hours time I will be going to the park, wanna see a friend in the east!

where do you even base I always forget!

oh oh oh one of my friend I just remembered her now chai later I will ask about after I Creat a thread

Twoclans:
Playing smart as usual. OK I will let you escape for now .

I wonder the kind of girl you think I am. I want to hear you. Tell me the kind of girl you think twoclans is.

madam Biko there's no smartness here Biko,

so I should tell you what I know about you, Na wa oo don't you think it will be better I say it at your back ,coz I may say something nice to you here and behind I will say something bad!

Twoclans:
You already know that I am one crazy thing, I don't like norms.

I kind of get why you are reluctant to answer,i had my reasons why I asked .

OK let me ask you something else.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE?

chai I just remembered someone very familiar to me had also asked me your first question..

see I know your kinda girl, just that hmmmm twoclans please and please can u please slide everything and let just smile to ourselves

why will you ask if I believe in love

Does anyone believes in hates?

Twoclans:
You already know that I am one crazy thing, I don't like norms.

I kind of get why you are reluctant to answer,i had my reasons why I asked .

OK let me ask you something else.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE?

chai I just remembered someone very familiar to me had also asked me your first question..

see I know your kinda girl, just that hmmmm twoclans please and please can u please slide everything and let just smile to ourselves

why will you ask if I believe in love

Does anyone believes in hates?

Twoclans:
Why are u like this ? answer my question,or is it because of all this girl's you toast here that is why you don't want to answer me.

chai am a liar ooo

see nobody has ever ever asked me this question, they just give answers to their questions even when they have it in mind to ask!
And here you asking me this online on a public forum Na wa for u oo Nne Biko this place adiro mma make ndi wanya enyin mu

Twoclans:
Fresh Okoro and iced fish with yellow garri.but day was around 6pm.
Martin are you currently in a committed relationship?

ayaya see question of my life Na WA ooo this question strong oo
chai

Twoclans:
You can make it in ur house, it's quite easy and comes out very fresh.
I asked you a question, answer me.

aha what question Biko

Twoclans:
Fresh Okoro and iced fish with yellow garri.but day was around 6pm.

Waow nice soup, as for me I have never cooked okoro soup in my house though I do cook it whenever I Visit my parents and that if I am lucky to see it on their food time table when I visit

Twoclans:
Am cool, n u?

fine oo, wetin u cook tonight Na

Shugavee:
❤❤❤

my tolo tolo ukwulicious mummy
how ur side na

Twoclans:
One day now you will make someone fall hopelessly in love with you the person will not know that all that glitters is not gold.

Lefulefu come ohhhhh Martin is in one of those his Lomantic moods

see you, how far Na

Lalas247:
give u things money can't buy.... I.like the sound of that

hey hey oshe sight ya

lefulefu:
first time iyam hearing ladies also lick men's azz

mehn e tire me oo

XhosaNostra:
What's weird about that? I don't know what you look like either, but I find nothing out-of-the-ordinary about that. After all, this is the internet & you're entitled to remain anonymous, if that's what you want. I'm exercising that right, by choice. People I have developed deeper friendships with here, know exactly what I look like & sound like e.g. Jagenhghar aka ButchCassidy I have nothing to hide, I'm just more comfortable in the shadows.

oh yeah ar see OK can me and my few friends get a glimpse?

lefulefu:
so there are now female asslickers?... Na waoh. Martin0 u need to come analyse dis issue.

hahahah

XhosaNostra:
What are you talking about? Which secret identity?

I mean it been 1year and some months now I got to know you here, but I can't imagine what you look like, it weird my dear

Twoclans:
Hmmmmm

Martin0 some marriages are a huge mistake even before the vows were taken. From day one there is no love to build on or look back to.

And I tell you something more and more people are in such loveless marriages.Your post is not even an option for them.

Morning dear

uhm good opinion

BiggerbossAmani:
cool
I beg no kill ladies with your post

we are not killing them

izaray:
Correct, any palmwine today

no no no,

XhosaNostra:
I'm all ears.

why have you choose the part of a secret identity?

lefulefu:
ehn i understand d package but the tin be say na some of we guys dey run dis type of racket na. We go lie say we dey new York or London jus to catch a babe mugu. U know some babes wen dem hear overseas dem don fall yakata. Don't know why dis one come dey lie. Anyway she don fall her own hand.

yeah Na true, she fucvkup

BiggerbossAmani:
Martin0

eh kedu

XhosaNostra:
Lol, not everything is about sex. Bitto is adorable.

yeah I understand that fact!

Xhosa hmmmm really wanna ask you a very private question but I doubt you gonna give me a direct answer!

XhosaNostra:
Good for him.

For some reason I found him the most attractive of all male housemates.

uhm don't tell me u wish to ride him

izaray:
Oga Martin, nland marriage/relationship cancellor. I hail oo

that is my toro baby, how far na

A good girlfriend doesn't have to be the most attractive girl in the world, she would just love to be the most beautiful girl in your eyes. A good girlfriend doesn't have to have the nicest body in the world, she would just need to have a good heart to love you with. A good girlfriend doesn't have to let you do whatever you want, she would just expect you to know what not to do and know what would hurt her. A good girlfriend doesn't have to let you talk to as many girls as you want, she would just want you to be the one to figure out whether or not you should be doing that. A good girlfriend doesn't have to spoil you with materialistic things, she would just have to give you things that money can't buy such as attention, affection, admiration, and respect. A good girlfriend doesn't have to try to be perfect for you, she would just hope that you think she's good enough for you.
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