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RomanceRe: 6 Vaginal Odours Every Woman Needs To Know About by Martin0(m): 7:40am On Apr 05, 2018
prechbills1:
since you don't wanna live long.. you can go ahead
Rubbish;dream
RomanceRe: 6 Vaginal Odours Every Woman Needs To Know About by Martin0(m): 7:40am On Apr 05, 2018
prechbills1:
an African lady's pussy is different from a white lady's pussy.. dude don't do what you're gonna regret later
this is rubbish to me.

you have not explained anything eithergrin
RomanceRe: 6 Vaginal Odours Every Woman Needs To Know About by Martin0(m): 7:37am On Apr 05, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
Nope..i was so busy yesterday sha... cool

But lemme ask u a question... WILL U EVER TRY EATING NUNU IF UR GF WILL ASK U GIVE HER HEAD? cheesy

Or how far u can go sha?
something most kill a man nagrin

definitely men should learn the skill they never knew about or weren't thoughtgrin
RomanceRe: Woman Caught Lady In Bed With Her Husband, Strips Her Unclad (photos) by Martin0(m): 7:34am On Apr 05, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin

Meeehn...don't worry i will show u next time how to do it... cheesy
hahahahaha chai na WA for you oo
RomanceRe: A Bride Looking At Her Husband As He Eats At Their Wedding (Photos) by Martin0(m): 7:33am On Apr 05, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin

The girl be like... "SEE HOW HE SUCK HIS FINGERS OOO, HABA! HE GOT A VACUUM MOUTH TO VACUUM MY NUNU & BREASTS" ..

hahahahaha ur own thoughts are always far far fargrin
RomanceRe: Woman Caught Lady In Bed With Her Husband, Strips Her Unclad (photos) by Martin0(m): 7:27am On Apr 05, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin



She shud set her husband into flames..Men with such itchy muddy yam doesn't deserves any respect & same with these type of bitches wandering to hook with married men...


But wetin corcern me sha? tongue
The only thing am wondering is how the lady managed to UnCloth such grown girl, this keeps me wonderinggrin
RomanceRe: 6 Vaginal Odours Every Woman Needs To Know About by Martin0(m): 7:22am On Apr 05, 2018
prechbills1:
I mean any man that can lick an African lady's pussy is a disgrace to manhood
pussy is pussy
RomanceRe: 6 Vaginal Odours Every Woman Needs To Know About by Martin0(m): 7:22am On Apr 05, 2018
prechbills1:
I mean any man that can lick an African lady's pussy is a disgrace to manhood
O boy I confuse now, do you mean women or you just specific to the ladies from different continentshuh
RomanceRe: 6 Vaginal Odours Every Woman Needs To Know About by Martin0(m): 7:19am On Apr 05, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
Hahahahaha.... cheesy

Goodness me Martin...u made my afternoon ooo grin
if only I was nurtured well in my past relationships, see within my heart I know about all these things one time I even wanted to create a thread about it, but I can't be telling people or educating them on what I don't practice.

I believe in so much, "practice what you say"

majority of these generations of ladies all want head, have noticed that.

well someday it gonna be a different story to write about, but hey I keep seeing things that will scare me from doing those horrible things.

Did you see a microscope view of what it looks like yesterday here on Nairalandhuh
RomanceRe: 6 Vaginal Odours Every Woman Needs To Know About by Martin0(m): 7:09am On Apr 05, 2018
prechbills1:
any man that can give an African lady head is a disgrace to civilization and manhood..
u mean any man who can't do such is a disgracehuh

hmm honestly bro am one of those, but trust me, I would have be a head master if only I never felt irritated or probably my ex may go pantless
RomanceRe: The Best Marriage Advice Ever!!! by Martin0(op): 11:37pm On Apr 04, 2018
amani63:
Martin0 so you expect me to read all this long post this night.

Truly you are not a human being
hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahagringrin guy ur case pass my own oogrin
RomanceThe Best Marriage Advice Ever!!! by Martin0(op): 11:07pm On Apr 04, 2018
THE BEST MARRIAGE ADVICE EVER!!




Choose to love each other even in those moments when you struggle to like each other. Love is a commitment, not a feeling.


Always answer the phone when your husband/wife is calling and when possible, try to keep your phone off when you’re together with your spouse.


Make time together a priority. Budget for a consistent date night. Time is the “currency of relationships” so consistently invest time into your marriage.




Surround yourself with friends who will strengthen your marriage and remove yourself from people who may tempt you to compromise your character.


Make laughter the soundtrack of your marriage. Share moments of joy, and even in the hard times, find reasons to laugh.


In every argument, remember that there won’t be a “winner” and a “loser.” You are partners in everything so you’ll either win together or lose together. Work together to find a solution.




Remember that a strong marriage rarely has two strong people at the same time. It’s usually a husband and wife taking turns being strong for each other in the moments when the other feels weak.Prioritize what happens in the bedroom. It takes more than sex to build a strong marriage, but it’s nearly impossible to build a strong marriage without it!


Remember that marriage isn’t 50-50, divorce is 50-50. Marriage has to be 100-100. It’s not splitting everything in half, but both partners giving everything they’ve got!


Give your best to each other, not your leftovers after you’ve given your best to everyone else.


Learn from other people, but don’t feel the need to compare your life or your marriage to anyone else’s. God’s plan for your life is masterfully unique!


Don’t put your marriage on hold while you’re raising your kids or else you’ll end up with an empty nest and an empty marriage.


Never keep secrets from each other. Secrecy is the enemy of intimacy.


Never lie to each other. Lies break trust and trust is the foundation of a strong marriage.


When you’ve made a mistake, admit it and humbly seek forgiveness. You should be quick to say, “I was wrong. I’m sorry. Please forgive me.”




When your husband/wife breaks your trust, give them your forgiveness instantly which will promote healing and create the opportunity for trust to be rebuilt. You should be quick to say, “I love you. I forgive you. Let’s move forward.”


Be patient with each other. Your spouse is always more important that your schedule.


Model the kind of marriage that will make your sons want to grow up to be good husbands and your daughters want to grow up to be good wives.


Learn from other people, but don’t feel the need to compare your life or your marriage to anyone Else. God’s plan for your life is masterfully unique!


Never talk badly about your spouse to other people or vent about them online. Protect your spouse at all times and in all places.


Always wear your wedding ring. It will remind you that you’re always connected to your spouse and it will remind the rest of the world that you’re off limits!


Connect into a community of faith. A good church can make a world of difference in your marriage and family.


Pray together. Every marriage is stronger with God in the middle of it.


When you have to choose between saying nothing or saying something mean to your spouse, say nothing every time!


Never consider divorce as an option. Remember that a “perfect marriage” is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.

RomanceRe: My Husband Does Not Like Having Sex Through The Opening God Made For It - Lady by Martin0(m): 10:42pm On Apr 04, 2018
khiaa:
Exploring is experimenting, doing something occasionally but the girl said that her husband only wants anal sex and avoids the vagina completely. She will be wearing diapers soon. If she had any common sense which she doesn't, hence ask (can a woman get pregnant through the anal) she would make her husband seek help or divorce him and get herself a mentally healthy man.
have actually been wondering what pleasure is derived from sex, but honestly I most say this hear, I used to have this friend in school then she always preach about anal sex and her friends are all fan to anal sex, they are made of two Kenyan girls and one Benin Republic girl.

The reason why I said that is because, I actually wanna know what kinda ladies could we describe them as. lesbians or what, again they don't act like they are lesbians.
RomanceRe: 6 Vaginal Odours Every Woman Needs To Know About by Martin0(m): 10:22pm On Apr 04, 2018
honestly op I do talk before that ladies got smelly pussy, but now with what I have seen over years I concluded, smelly pussy is caused by lack of proper maintenance .

it took me a hard earned bold step to walk up to my mum, sisters and asked them this questions about smelly pussy just to all finally conclude.

Again how about men who have allowed their dick hair to look brown, I wonder why!

I have never seen a lady with brown pussy hair before, what wronghuh
RomanceRe: Can You Love Two Girls At Same Time??? by Martin0(m): 6:24pm On Apr 04, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin


It depends what kind of LOVE ur giving it to them...
for me, well if I am asked I will say no!

or else there is probably circumstances to that!

maybe who knows condition might lead having to a man having two women in his life, probably maybe hmmmm can't say jorgrin
RomanceRe: Is Time To Show The Bae Off (pic) by Martin0(m): 6:15pm On Apr 04, 2018
izaray:
As if you aren't one of themcheesy
hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahagringringrin them nor dey write am for face my deargrin
RomanceRe: Signs His Just Leading You On!!! by Martin0(op): 4:56pm On Apr 04, 2018
MISEDUCATIONS:
im that thorn by your side forever as you worship the v.
what tha fucvk does this translates to buchy,,
RomanceRe: Signs His Just Leading You On!!! by Martin0(op): 4:45pm On Apr 04, 2018
MISEDUCATIONS:
martin0 the way you're disloyal to your gender though...
how are my disloyal to my gender
RomanceRe: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Martin0(m): 4:44pm On Apr 04, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
@ bolded Hush na... lipsrsealed

No matter what gonna happen i wont leave the pencil dick over the muddy yam.. grin
hahahahah @ boldedgringrin

eheh well no one can actually tell sha someone should go and test to confirm this is true;
RomanceRe: Signs His Just Leading You On!!! by Martin0(op): 4:29pm On Apr 04, 2018
lefulefu:
twoclans know if i hold her ehnn i no go let her run awaycheesy
hahahahaha hahahahahagringrin u na lion na
RomanceRe: Lady Refuses Her Boyfriend's Breakup, See Her Funny Reason by Martin0(m): 4:25pm On Apr 04, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Hhahahahaah....


What u gonna do with his massive muddy yam if everytime u fvck, he still need to drink 5 litters of ALOMO BITTERS or Viagra huh grin

Abeeg shift!

#TeamPencilDick
#TeamTightNunu cool
practice makes perfect, start now and learn how to ride it coz u never can tell sha, anyway u said you are married abi, that means dude most be having a pencil dick but hey muddy is babe according to what I heard about Asians
RomanceRe: Signs His Just Leading You On!!! by Martin0(op): 4:17pm On Apr 04, 2018
lefulefu:
Well Martin0 some ladies don't mind being side chics as long as the guy takes care of their needs. Having said that i agree with some of ur points there but d one wey i no too green on is d first one. There are some guys even if d girl na a babe wey dem know say dem no too like they can still introduce her on coded level to some of their friends. The friends will even be calling her iyawo even though they know u ain't serious with her. But when a guy takes her out in public and flaunts her then yes d girl should be rest assured dat d guy is into her.
eheh OK you have made a good point shagringrin

Lefulefu one
RomanceRe: Signs His Just Leading You On!!! by Martin0(op): 4:14pm On Apr 04, 2018
Twoclans:
It's very obvious even to the blind that I like lefulefu alot. I have him already and honestly I don't want anyone else. wink

Where is lefulefu sef ?
yeah oya twerk for him jorgrin

Lefulefu smash that ass mangrin
CelebritiesRe: Comedian I Go Dye Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today. See Then Vs Now Photos by Martin0(m): 4:12pm On Apr 04, 2018
[quote author=QueenSuccubus post=66428914]Have u met him personally? shocked
I dunno about him but i prefer BOVI... #Warri ROCKS!

I worked in his house when he was building it last year.
but we were later told here by Nairaland that the house was for his mum
CelebritiesRe: Comedian I Go Dye Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today. See Then Vs Now Photos by Martin0(m): 3:51pm On Apr 04, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
Have u met him personally? shocked

I dunno about him but i prefer BOVI... #Warri ROCKS! grin
yeah I have met him.

he came to our shop when I was working as a sales rep to my boss some time back, he came to buy battery, I mean car battery. but I don't know if he does that always oo.

I never knew he was I go die?
until boys started shouting "chairman bless your boys wey dey street "

yeah his a worri man but he has a house in Benin.
and I worked there too, that was last year.

infact from what I have seen BTW this two times I met him his cool.
RomanceRe: Is Time To Show The Bae Off (pic) by Martin0(m): 3:43pm On Apr 04, 2018
izaray:
Op, i will advice u remove ur bae pic, before some guys start masturbating with her pic like the guy below cheesy
na wa how do people masturbate with pics shocked
CelebritiesRe: Comedian I Go Dye Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today. See Then Vs Now Photos by Martin0(m): 3:40pm On Apr 04, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin


The first pic tho ..looks like he's a character from the ICE AGE grin grin grin
yeahgrin

I like this guy for his simple life, first time I saw him, never knew I was standing with a comedian (celebrity)
RomanceRe: Signs His Just Leading You On!!! by Martin0(op): 3:26pm On Apr 04, 2018
Twoclans:
LOL

The orgasms talk is not a joke ohhhhhh,anyway this thread is not about female orgasms so let me shut my mouth.

So who is this nairaland guy?i hope he is an ukwu lover and gang member grin
hahahahaha hahahahaha ukwu lovergrin



no wahala u like Lefulefu abi
RomanceRe: There Is No Better Joy Than Being Dis-virgined By Your Husband. by Martin0(m): 3:26pm On Apr 04, 2018
ndy87:
Aswear lwkm.
gringringrin
RomanceRe: There Is No Better Joy Than Being Dis-virgined By Your Husband. by Martin0(m): 3:23pm On Apr 04, 2018
ndy87:
Aswear lwkm.
gringringrin
RomanceRe: There Is No Better Joy Than Being Dis-virgined By Your Husband. by Martin0(m): 12:18pm On Apr 04, 2018
ndy87:
Uhnnn check out painment. Unam ikot mkpor.
agadinwanya kwagrin obu gini ne mae ebagrin
RomanceRe: There Is No Better Joy Than Being Dis-virgined By Your Husband. by Martin0(m): 12:14pm On Apr 04, 2018
XhosaNostra:
I'm good. What ministry?
hia the virgins ministry nagrin

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