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khiaa:
I checked your profile to see if you were online. I would love to visit someday but why in December?

oh just like i do check too December Na holiday time for majority to travel na wait will you have any other time outside December to travel down to far west Africa (Nigeria) to visit a total stranger who you haven't met!?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Well, doesn't mean u are a doer.

hahahah abeg oo, which word be "doer "use the normal word wey person to understand Biko, agwazi -ne-mu that kin shyness word again Biko

khiaa:
I haven't seen you in awhile, how have you been?
OOOOH Martin, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing like the picture on your profile. Nasty boy!!

oh mehn just kinda choked ,well well hia oh this babe, how did you got to even imagine and checked my profile,? hahahahah chai nasty girl hey would you like to visit someday, like maybe December

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Lol. interesting profile picture u got though.

hahahahah una don dey view my profile kwa, this boy eh

mrphysics:
I'm a broke boy but I can't do a job of 25k. It's better I stay at home doing nothing than be bossed around for 25k 8-5pm daily.

If I exhaust all my energy for a job of 25k and fail to satisfy my girl, of what importance is the 25k. It's better I relax being broke but give her a good treat like that of Martin0 profile picture.

That way, she will collect money from rich guys and give to me. Blessed is the hands that collects than the hands that refuse the give.

hahahahah o boy na wa for you oo, why you dey open my yansh like this na eh

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I've heard u

oya give me ur control my call you

Biingoo:
No dey call me oboy. I fit senior you reach 10yrs Mr!

hahahahaha chai you nor kill me ooo

XhosaNostra:
Like a samurai sword

yeah

Twoclans:
Marty this is one big reason I like you,nobody can press your buttons .

Eze ego na Malaysia one of nairaland

hahahahah see this babe, BBC staff, so you dey observ abi, chai who nor know go know

Biingoo:
Hmmmm so you don already decide say you no go ever get sense for this life again because of pussy? Issorrite. The person wey do you this thing fit Don die sha

o boy weitin man go do na abi the person don die since jor

XhosaNostra:
Will get back to you on that.

OK no wahala, i dey wait

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Martin mind yourself. Don't mock me.

eee abeg relax jor, na when i mean something una take dey take am for another thing, i mean business here oo

XhosaNostra:
Here

chai na wa oo you get sharp brain sha

Biingoo:
You still never get sense this boy

o boy how you take want make person like me get sense when fine fine babes plenty yakata for Nairaland dey form sense dey go na, ar go know where e go carry you go

XhosaNostra:
Exactly! In South Africa, certain leasing companies don't take them in as tenants. This is after several buildings where they live in their numbers were condemned for being dirty & unsafe amongst other things. They have this thing of pooping out in the open like animals. Very weird for grown men to squat & open up yansh in public

how did you come about that word "yansh "

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Your status though, are u an assassin or what?

come oo how far you never still get guy see see just arrange my come Abuja if not weitin i gain if are nor toast you

XhosaNostra:
Trust me, no South African fears a Nigerian. If it were up to them, they'd grab you by the scruff of the neck & toss you the hell out. You're the 1st ones to report to human's rights places & your organizations when South Africans Bleep you up.

It reminds me of something that happened about two years ago in the building where I live. One guy (a South African) came into the flat looking for a girl he met at the gym. The girl lived at the unit next to mine. The last one on the row. Anyway the guy wasn't sure which unit it was, so he went around peeking inside every open door, which was wrong of him. Anyone would have been suspicious of a stranger lurking around. At the time there was a Nigerian guy living at number 14. I live at number 17. The Nigerian guy came out & followed the guy, asking him why he looked into his house etc. I heard the commotion & came out. I heard the Nigerian guy say "I have a right to ask, I live here & I pay rent". The South African guy said "So what?" & proceeded to walk towards the end of the passage. The Nigerian guy went back to his place, but returned soon afterwards with 3 other guys. They were all carrying things like brooms etc. They said a few things I couldn't make out because they had their backs towards where I was standing. Long story short, the South African guy pulled out a gun & they backed away. Next thing I know, the Nigerians were yelling & stripping, like they always do Nigerians only fight with their mouths & of course taking off their clothes. Here they only beat each other, not ordinary South Africans who're already itching to beat the ugliness out of them

OK you have succeeded in teasing us abi, OK i see

XhosaNostra:
Yes & so are a couple of other family members. I grew up around the military.

hey give me ur email, i wanna write down something to you so you can check about it for me!

XhosaNostra:
Enough to reach a solid conclusion.

tell them

gypsey:
I was just been sacarstic.

Touching without consent is Absolutely unaccetable.

yansh man

Angela777:
So true. And I say beggars.

Angela Angela

Twoclans:
So now you are pretending as if you don't have my number .
No wahala God is seeing you

haba if i get am i for don call you nau

gypsey:
mmm...

see you

XhosaNostra:
Hey, Marty

xup baby girl

Twoclans:
LOL

Marty Marty always busy .

Na we be the jobless ones

Yeye dey smell

babe why you dey yan like that na abeg oo oya abeg give me ur number my call you, which time you go free

gypsey:
You still dey village?

no oo i don come back! omo easth good oo, fine fine asa everywhere

gypsey:
big man! How far?

I dey oo

XhosaNostra:
Lazarus was blind, ne? Or at least that's what I heard. I believe they say he was stabbed or something.

my real real time girl

Twoclans:
Sweetim I have missed you

How can you just disappear like that ,oya tell me the babe that kidnapped you and put you in between her honey pot

hahahahahahahah my dear time na money oo, i dey busy anyhow abeg, na today i manage get time! two days ago while i was travelling i rememberd you and my two other babies and i smiled! I missed you sha!

gypsey:
okay, i will.

ganja men ar salute oo!

Twoclans:
If I get to da oza room with you I want to just moan ,what is my own with talking

my paddy babe how far you