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MarieSucre:
You too. It does not matter if we are on opposite planes ideologically, we can agree to disagree civilly. It's nice chatting with you, hope you have a lovely day.

please sorry to ask..
Muslim you are?

gypsey:
yes we are very lazy

very well

mhisbliss:
I was hoping you'd admit

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unknown lady from an unknown country or state

plan for December, we are going to this orphanage home, but don't know of any yet, Just have it in mind, prepare oo Carry Mr nice guy along o,

mhisbliss:
Voice typing but nah you lost your voice aswell so anus it is

hmmmm chai.

**singing flora my flowa, ***


a whole me lost my voice OK ooo
..carry your stubbornness outta my way jor so you can't admit for me to wine you

mhisbliss:
Lol so you typed all this with your anus?

and you believe there are no other means to type other than hands

mhisbliss:
How can you be praying for rain to fall on a productive day? You don't want to go out and work

.so you concluded I was praying..


Africans always in haste to conclude
.Do you know if I have legs and hands to work

mhisbliss:
See? Lazy guy

you nor go hmmmm my nor talk sha

mhisbliss:
See? Lazy guy

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.very lazy guy oo, see I lazy pass you oo

mhisbliss:
You that kind rain that'll start in the morning and keep you indoors naw, i hate it when it rains

eh madam that for you sha ,as for me I like that kinda rain o especially morning

I will just play games or get my eyes on Google and start reading and search or maybe engage in video chat with my friends or sleep either. . ..

morning rain na ma medicine oo

well she's beautiful with whatever she's invested in but I know she got this body odour

mhisbliss:
As if you're seeing me, me that is indoor since because of rain, on teusday o, lazy rain for lazy youths

madam na me get my eyes o, oh it rained there too? na wa oo this weather for the two"s nor wan give me space sha.

lazy youth kwa hahahahaha hahahahah chai buhary maka why

mhisbliss:
Me jex dey

.you dey enjoy na . make them leave town for you oo
see as you dey shine

mhisbliss:

wayo yo.
how far madam

gypsey:
Stupid question. reason behind my name is my father was crooked pirate, he smoked bags of ganja had sex with over one hundred women some of them he can't remember their names and i am no different from father.

you need to be employed oo lazy England youth

mhisbliss:
Kenya

Linus

Twoclans:
Which kain eye you dey take look our Muslim brothers. Those guys like the good things of life. Their love for beautiful women is also out of this world.

.dem sabi good things oo

Twoclans:
I have gone to where you sent me,gwa mu okwu

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and the babe dey stay with am for here now oo

Twoclans:
I have gone to where you sent me,gwa mu okwu

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that guy na Muslim oo

lefulefu:
choi!

mehn brother nor be small thing oo

Twoclans:
LOL

Celibacy or you port to Abuja when the Hot situation gets out of hand

OOchimoooo Marty please stop spoiling me.You like bringing out my bad side.

.no wonder we have more women in our bus, was beginning to wonder where they are going to

well one edo babe I met there say na mastur win am oo especially now when dem dey fast....
.i felt pity sha
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go to my profile and see something

lefulefu:

take this Muslim babe

Twoclans:
Marty baby,that your new thread you just dropped is more like a script from a porn film

God is your strength

nwan omalicha

hahahahah chai I remember something oo abeg how una take the enjoy una sex life for that dead boring zone

lefulefu:
Oyindidi this Cee c babe really carry ukwu oo.the thing look portable sha. Twoclans i bet u carry urs like this.

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ukwu man oya make better ukwu fall on you

Twoclans:
The way you were tapping mine this morning I felt it was a little bigger than this

Cee C na oyindidi girl.

.our wife

WARNING!!! THIS POST IS FOR THE MARRIED ONLY. SINGLES SHOULD NOT READ.
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Men often complain in my posts on marital sexual satisfaction that their wives are dead cold in bed. Now, is the time to wake the woman in her and turn her to a hot chick in bed..

The hard work is in knowing what turns her on and that is not difficult at all. If you can turn her on and know her erotic zones, you have a ball of fire in between sheets...

Every woman loves to be loved and pampered. This is where some men blank out and wander why she wouldn't respond to his allure. You've got to show her some love, not 2 minutes before sex but all day! A woman can sacrifice her entire life for a man who treats her like a queen so learn to pamper your wife silly and make her feel like a woman..

Wake her from bed with a soft kiss on the lips and pull her into your arms. Rub her back gently and tell her you love her so much. A woman can't get tired of hearing "I love you." She may wander what you are upto, don't worry, it's not yet time for sex. You are just setting the pace. Assist her with house chores and make her feel like the Queen of England before going to work.
While at work, call her often and send subtle sexy messages. You understand what I mean. You know that part of her that drives you wild, remind her and set the tone. Don't forget to remind her you love her...

Get something for her no matter how little. It's just to say, "I think about you all day and you mean a lot to me." Embrace her warmly on arrival and let your hand slid down at her back a bit, it's a subtle message. Getting a woman in the mood takes time.

Yes, ensure the kids are fast asleep after dinner and have a warm bath. Be sparkling clean and ensure your mouth smells fresh..

Offer to bath for her and gently wash her body. Bath her like a baby and at this time she's waking for you. Carry her back to the bedroom and wipe her dry. Lay her on the bed and admire her from head to toe. Her heart should be racing at this point but you are not ready yet.

Start listing all the qualities you like about her and remind her she's the most beautiful woman in your world. She wants you now and her heart is panting for you. Pull her into your arms or join her in bed and slowly kiss her from her fore head down to her toe...unless she is frigid or have an emotional hang up, she should wrap her self round you at this point, now don't go straight and have the sex, you've spoilt the whole show and she wouldn't respond to your seduction next time. You've got to spend at least twenty minutes in fore-play where you gently kiss her deeply, handle her breasts or nipples and at the same time tenderly stroke her clitoris. Watch her response, after about twenty minutes she would be wet while reaching for your penis. It's now time to go in..

You can pull her on top of you for the cowgirl style or go missionary or sitting, do what is okay and convenient for her. Go 2 inches deep and hold it. Her body is already on fire. If she wants you to thrust, do so while stroking her clitoris, do not go too deep as it is painful. Thrust in gently and if she wants you to go deep and with speed do so, she needed it at that point and her whole body is screaming to explode. Do not stop stroking her clitoris until she bursts into a terrific orgasm. Well done brother, you have just given your wife SUPER SEX. It's not time to sleep yet. Let her collapse in your arms and massage her back gently. Tell her how much you enjoy the sex.

Sex in marriage is HARD WORK. Most men are not patient with their wives. Once they are aroused, they push her to bed, yank her pants off and penetrate. After few minutes of thrusting, they are out leaving the woman unfulfilled and bitter.

Sex is an ART that must be learnt. A great sex is not natural, it is learnt. If you can bring your wife to orgasm most of the time, she will enjoy sex more and always look forward to it; she will literally beg you for sex. Try it, it works!

QueenSuccubus:
Tiring...

This week is too muuucch .. I only go home to bath and sleep.. No sex. No lovey dovey. No masturbation. NOT EVEN HAVING A PHONESEX

see this my tricky babe oo..hahahahah hahahah
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QueenDeborah:
He could be fvcking her, who knows.

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chai na wa o

QueenSuccubus:


Hahahahahaah...not so true..

queen queen how was your night na

He won’t use condoms, U use pills..
why? Because he wants it natural?
(think of ovarian cancer and infertility).
He gets u pregnant, U have aborted like 5 times.. why? Because he is not ready!
He is tired of natural place for copulation,
He moves to your ass Saying 'its tighter'
Then u begin to leak n smell..
why? Because u want to please and not
loose him..
You have been wearing his engagement
ring for close to 4yrs,
He is not wearing any.. why?
Because he has promised u marriage
Sisi mi
He wants a Mouth Action Yet he won’t give
you head.. why? Cos he feels u are
not so clean “there”
You dress half naked thinking u look sexy
and Hot, He isn’t complaining But he
has more cloths on. Don’t be surprised
when he takes a more decent girl home
A guy dumps u, u wanna pay him back and
all u could do is to sleep with his friend?
Oloshi and u think this is pay back? hahaha!
you should be ashamed of yourself
U think getting PREGNANT for him will make
him marry u?
U become a single mama with No Job,
No means of feeding your Baby and
yourself so U leave junior with Grandma
and U go back to the Hustling field,
then u begin to say, "MEN Are Wicked!"
Whose fault?
I Know Love Can Make You Do Anything For Your Man But Don't Lose At The End, Don't Lose Yourself For Eternity Because You Are Tryin2 Protect Ya Relationship Or Your Heart From Being Broken ,A BABY IS NOT GONNA KEEP A MAN................... Be Wise!
ladies .. ...............Be wise!

QueenSuccubus:


See comments...chaaaai!
And the OP juz want some wet pussy...hahahahaha

anytime you arrive other girls must live town for you oo

lefulefu:
haha

why u dey laugh na

u no see I nor fit enter line again .woman and their hmmmmmn

lefulefu:
she no trust yu na

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hahahah hahahahaha hahahahaha guy make anybody nor trust me oo I dey come make I do small romance video make she for sleep abeg