₦airaland Forum

lefulefu:
eh u know d woman personally?

I even surprised say the guy know sef, this same woman hooked up a Nigerian lady to my friend one time, only for us to discover it was her own sister who's been single for year's, and not even half way qualified to even get married sef, Oga before this news, some people talked to her and asked her if she had any intention to marry again, but she said blatantly she was gonna ever,
.you see, some women are crooks...

relationship expert

But maybe she's an expert in other things we may not know about sha.

I know of one � woman for down okrika community, she's never been married, but she got kids, this woman can claim to be a relationship expert to be compared to this Amara. ...


Anyway it all business, now I wonder what kind of love is this, married to a 3rd man hmmmm things are really happening oo

MissRaine69:
Unlike most African footballers who go gaga when they have a little money Karius seems content with sticking to a woman who’s vagina has not been seen by the most men on Pornhub!

na WA for u oo, Lefulefu abeg chyke this my friend jor she's giving you green light too

khiaa:
Tomorrow is a holiday here, Memorial Day, a day where we show appreciation of the memory of those we lost in battle and to our loved ones we have lost, which means COOK OUT TIME. I have to prepare the meats for tomorrow's BBQ so I have to marinate the chicken, steaks, hamburgers, and hotdogs for the feast. We will BBQ at the lake this year instead of the park.
hiawathia1981 are you BBQ tomorrow? I have to get to work so we will converse later.

OK oo, good for your mind now u don escape oo

*Monday morning Sex Talk*


*Points to ponder on*


1. There will be times when both of you won't be able to have sex. It could be that one of you is ill, inlaws are staying with you, the baby needs attention, stress from work and traffic, you name it. These things happen.


However you must not allow it to linger. The moment you start staying away from sex you're drifting apart.


Sex is something spiritual. Don't abstain from it for too long.


2. Women tend to read meaning into their
husbands not wanting to have sex with them:

"Could it be I'm getting fat?"

"Could it be my breath?"

"Could it be my breast is sagging?"


This is where you need to step in as a man and make sweet passionate love to your wife.


Sex reassures her that she's Still desirable after gaining some weight due to child birth or weight loss after recovering from an ailment.


Sex is the moral booster she needs to make her happy.


Do it!

3. Sex can happen anywhere and at anytime as long as nobody is seeing you.


The belief that it has to happen in the bedroom and at night is not true. .


If your husband demands for sex in a hot Nigerian February afternoon in his office. Lock the door, tell the secretary "No Disturbance".
Clear the table partially, spread you legs and let him in. Just make sure you don't destroy important documents and you guys are the owners of the business.


Sex can happen anywhere.


Brace yourself.


4. One of the things I recommend for couples that are having issues is daily sex.


It has been discovered that couples who have sex often live happier and have longer marriages. .


Sex calms you down and helps you to think more intelligently about your issues. Sleep on thesame bed and make love.


Make sure you make her cum.


The quarrel will be settled.


5. The myth that you will discover all your spouse's sex move during honeymoon or the first 3 years of marriage is a lie.


Sex is an ongoing discovery. As long as you keep making love, you will keep discovering stuffs about your spouse that you didn't know existed.


It could be that your wife wants you to make love to her at the beach.


In the kitchen. .

In the car

On a lonely Street. .

She may want you to give her a massage.


There could even be stuffs about yourself you don't know until it pops out during one of your love making secessions.


As long as your sex life is concerned, be open.

6. Be open to new moves and communicate it. If your desire is "69", doggy, scissors etc.. Discuss it and come to a compromise.


There are sex moves that are not in any book or manual. It could be something you just stumble upon. Discuss it and knock yourselves out.


Sticking to a sex style for 1,2,3 years can be boring.


Be open.


7. As long as you're married always be ready for sex. I mean always! This is especially for young couples.


Maybe you just came from work and your privates are sweaty and you're tired, quickly clean up and allow for fresh air.


Like I said earlier, the only thing that can prevent sex is if it's mutually agreed upon, ailments or monthly flow. Apart from this be prepared.
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It may sound awkward in the beginning, but as you keep at it, you'll get used to it. .


That doesn't mean you will keep think of sex 24/7. Just make sure you keep yourself clean, anything can happen, anywhere and anytime.

*Blunt!*

khiaa:
I'm enjoying trolling these despicable niggas negros.
HEY!!! WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT? That should get these coons motivated.

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hahahah hahahahaha I see.

anyway give me ur whatapp Co let talk

khiaa:
Hey Boo.

how are you madam khia, enjoyment baby

Twoclans:
Relationship experts are also humans,the roman Catholic priests listens to confessions and encourages people not to sin again,but guss what ?when they fall into temptations they fall real hard.

Ask Martin0 ,he knows what I am talking about.

very well true, what else again everybody are all relationships experts

lefulefu:
i tire ooo

e nor get wetin we nor go hear for this life oo

DrinkLimca:
Lol apart from maky, i know few of them...
They are actually intelligent..

hmmmm na WA ooo Ghanaian ladies kwa

lefulefu:
..A relationship expert ...hmmm na wah for wire road

hahahah hahahahaha hahahahaha laugh wan kill me oo relationship expert kwa,

mhisbliss:
But i am

OK oya come here jor

we just need to be realistic, this is Nigeria people can do anything for something.

khiaa:
Look, I replied to my friend Martin0 and you jumped your childish azz into my conversation so obviously YOU CARE.

you and this your friends eh

mhisbliss:
Yes i find them disgusting, imagine them doing it on the street? No straight person would find that comfortable so yes they're disgusting, you're the naive one here, trying to adopt something unusual because white people are adopting it

it their life, nobody owns it for them, they have right to leave it just as they wish to

well I have been naive always, I wanna learn from you

wait oo,hmmm well it your opinion

mhisbliss:
I just tire for your matter

you don't need to madam

mhisbliss:
When he's taken to court what do you think they'll use against him? His words and testimony ofcourse, he said he has a boo, am i supposed to argue he's not? you don't live with him, you don't know what he does, you can only conclude from what he does and says

rubbish, how do you know I don't leave with him,are you my mum ,or sister

iamJ:
he can be faking it to seek attention, u get point and maybe his family is too poor that he doesn't care what they think, e get one old picture of bobrisky that he kept pure water inside his bra like boobs, maybe it's all attention seeking but wetin concern me, mumu is making his money people hating him haven't eaten

well ,all I know is Africans and Nigerians don't have anything to prove his gay ,me too, I be gay, and my sisters, auntie's are lesbians, crooks and gullibles everywhere

mhisbliss:
Can't be a lesbo for the world, disgusting set of people

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disgusting set of people

na WA oo some Africans are so naive

mhisbliss:
He claims he has a boo who is a guy, he said it himself, and you're here denying his sexuality for him, don't let thunder fire you o

see I have a reason for saying this, I can tell anyone I am gay too, my sisters can tel their boyfriends and girlfriends they are lesbians too. ...

well Nigerians are still gullibles sha ,majority, to say .

But then again you don't have a good reason to prove his gay.

mhisbliss:
I'm not a lesbian, maybe you should tell the lesbians on this thread

rubbish ,how will I know you are not a lesbo

well Nigerians can't admit they are something until you force them to do so, I have a lesbian girlfriend, but then again, I am only advising you.

mhisbliss:
On the contrary its 6-10years, I can answer your question outrightly, i can only ask you questions which might answer your questions.

How do you justify incest, bestiality, masturbation, necrophilia? Did the urge materialize from infancy? The kids playing in the playground are not aware that they're gay because at that age they only crave friendship, love and association, at that age they tend to pick up the qualities of the people around them, the fact that Nigeria frowns at homosexuality doesn't mean we ain't seeing it everyday happening around us like daylight, theres one gay corper in delta state and he's popular and people celebrate him, that goes a long way to prove that nigeria doesn't have strict laws prohibiting homosexuality otherwise bobrisky wouldn't be rubbing it on our faces everyday.

wait wait boborisky is not gay, I can tell you that

mhisbliss:
What kind of perverted sexual practice is that, this people are really sick

WARNING!!! Don't try this at home, school, working place or hotel's, stay safe!!!

gypsey:
na so my bro. how you tink say i take buy all those properties, anyway i just came back from holiday in naija for 5 weeks, i spent nearly 1milla just for food and drinks but i am not complaining though. and i have another holiday in August, september and december so i need money.

yeah Na so ,if man wan enjoy life, he need to get enough money for enjoyment

gypsey:
there were grown up ones too but i was just too tired as i Already worked that morning driving a lorry.

hmm man you need rest oo, nor go die of work oo, only you work for day and night hmmmm Na WA oo

gypsey:
gbedu kwa?

gbedu mean's party ,show ,event na naija slang na

gypsey:
oboy! After the show i was very tired needed to sleep so i couldn't hang around, most of the girls were too young for me too i no wan go jail

.hahahah hahahahaha yeah I understand

gypsey:
me sef, i no dey get time too, so much work i ve been so busy this summer.

na so oo, abeg hustle oo, after all Nairaland nor go pay my bills, so wait oo you nor chyke any olosho for me after the show

gypsey:
It was crazy mehn!!

.mehn I see the gbedu make sense

gypsey:
yes! i worked there. o boy how na? person no dey hear from you again, you dey too busy making money eh?

..

nna nor be small tin oo, person nor con dey get time to enjoy the fun online,

gypsey:
i tire o! you should have seen what other girls wore to that show that night, infact my eyes almost popped one girl wore bras and a very tiny short you could see her pink underwears

.hahahahah

gypsey:
yes, it was mostly blacks it's ussually blacks who attends these kinda shows. but i saw a lot of whites too. especially youths

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so you go there

Lilisticlili:
you are a joke.
But u sent me DM!

he Dm you, na lie ee

lefulefu:
the op nau

OK na normal thing Na