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RomanceRe: Nigerian Woman Who Got Married To Her US Lesbian Partner Visits Ibadan (PICS) by Martin0(m): 10:03am On May 12, 2018
lefulefu:
haba brotha mi see question wey u dey ask mecheesycheesy. I don over jam lesbians na.dem boku everywhere. Most girls u see around u are into it. One thing about them is dat they dislike men but in the long run they get married so as to avoid being stigmatised but dem still dey continue their lesbian activity for their husband house. The lodge wey i first stay there was this my neighbour.. A young lady. Very quiet spoken uhrobo girl from delta state she was a part time student but dey also do tailoring by the side to fund herself . Ppl around be dey gossip say d babe but me be no believe even though i be dey see small signs. One of my guy ... A funny igbo guy be visit me one dey.im come see d girl then he tell me say d girl na lesbian. I ask am how im take kno...im tell me say he dey sabi them. Me be no believe am. D day i come finally become a believer dat she be dyke na when one of my female friends visit. This girl wey visit me fine plus she get hips. She come tell me say she dey look for a good tailor wey go sew her cloth of which i come recommend d uhrobo babe for her. Omo when this my friend go d uhrobo girl room for her to measure am..and she come return to my room she was looking very uneasy. So i come pressurise her make she tell me wetin be d problem. Na im she tell me say dat uhrobo girl is a lesbian. I ask her wetin happen and she tell me say as d girl dey use tape measure her na so d girl come dey use style press her buttocks then they handle her hips. She said she almost felt being violated.omo d babe come say she no longer dey interested in d uhrobo girl sewing her cloth.na dat time time i come believe say d uhrobo babe na lesbian. Dis babe wey i dey yarn u so...she no like men like dat. E always dey get one fat lightskinnned babe wey dey visit her in d evenings and dem go spend d night together. Na dat time i come understand say d lightskinnned babe might probably be her cucumber marsher lover. D uhrobo girl don marry now shacheesy.
abeg we need to go see this ur married friend, I wan go interview her
RomanceRe: Nigerian Woman Who Got Married To Her US Lesbian Partner Visits Ibadan (PICS) by Martin0(m): 10:02am On May 12, 2018
lefulefu:
haba brotha mi see question wey u dey ask mecheesycheesy. I don over jam lesbians na.dem boku everywhere. Most girls u see around u are into it. One thing about them is dat they dislike men but in the long run they get married so as to avoid being stigmatised but dem still dey continue their lesbian activity for their husband house. The lodge wey i first stay there was this my neighbour.. A young lady. Very quiet spoken uhrobo girl from delta state she was a part time student but dey also do tailoring by the side to fund herself . Ppl around be dey gossip say d babe but me be no believe even though i be dey see small signs. One of my guy ... A funny igbo guy be visit me one dey.im come see d girl then he tell me say d girl na lesbian. I ask am how im take kno...im tell me say he dey sabi them. Me be no believe am. D day i come finally become a believer dat she be dyke na when one of my female friends visit. This girl wey visit me fine plus she get hips. She come tell me say she dey look for a good tailor wey go sew her cloth of which i come recommend d uhrobo babe for her. Omo when this my friend go d uhrobo girl room for her to measure am..and she come return to my room she was looking very uneasy. So i come pressurise her make she tell me wetin be d problem. Na im she tell me say dat uhrobo girl is a lesbian. I ask her wetin happen and she tell me say as d girl dey use tape measure her na so d girl come dey use style press her buttocks then they handle her hips. She said she almost felt being violated.omo d babe come say she no longer dey interested in d uhrobo girl sewing her cloth.na dat time time i come believe say d uhrobo babe na lesbian. Dis babe wey i dey yarn u so...she no like men like dat. E always dey get one fat lightskinnned babe wey dey visit her in d evenings and dem go spend d night together. Na dat time i come understand say d lightskinnned babe might probably be her cucumber marsher lover. D uhrobo girl don marry now shacheesy.
FashionRe: Princess Chinenye Of Awkuzu: Australian Women Went Gaga For My Attire In UK by Martin0(m): 9:56am On May 12, 2018
gypsey:
No mind dem!
grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 9:55am On May 12, 2018
khiaa:
It's 12:37 am. Nooo we don't have anything to talk about player. smiley
gringringrin chai ayam dead
FashionRe: Princess Chinenye Of Awkuzu: Australian Women Went Gaga For My Attire In UK by Martin0(m): 8:31am On May 12, 2018
gypsey:
No biggie white people wears african clothings too and this guy is not old grin
I wonder ooogringrin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 8:29am On May 12, 2018
khiaa:
I thought you have already made it obvious that you and she are friends, you don't have to cheat. She is welcomed to you if she finds you desirable. tongue
Remember we still have something to talk about, before you left for work that day.. Btw what the time now
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 8:27am On May 12, 2018
khiaa:
I thought you have already made it obvious that you and she are friends, you don't have to cheat. She is welcomed to you if she finds you desirable. tongue
ummm this game will definitely not lead you to any more words from me, trust me I play it better
RomanceRe: It's Happiness /peace!!! by Martin0(op): 8:22am On May 12, 2018
Twoclans:
My night was cold, it rained here. I had to use rob and blanket before I could sleep.

Awwww I can relate,, chai this ur celibacy isn't helping matters ooo,gringrin


Martin Biko when I die I will rest for now man hustling things grin

when you die abi, OK oo I wish you well in whatever you doing, very soon grandma will start ringing bells for you..

I can see your girl has caught you in your cheating game lipsrsealed Best of luck explaining. Have a wonderful day ahead.
yeah, she sees anything I do, every female friends I have sees anything I do, adontbiliv in hiding
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 8:16am On May 12, 2018
khiaa:
There is no work on Saturday. I'm happy with my new friend, you should be happy with your new love. smiley
hahahahaha new lovegringringrin

na wa oo, can we be friends khiaa? I mean like serious friends with bounds
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 8:07am On May 12, 2018
khiaa:
Be happy with your new friend. kiss
we should be happy with our new friend...
Hang on, no work today
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 8:05am On May 12, 2018
khiaa:
You can't play games with my heart, if you attempt to I will .......... grin
yeah am glad you know that...

khiaa khiaa ....gringrin

we don't need games for each other coz it never gonna work.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 8:02am On May 12, 2018
khiaa:
Don't try to sweeten it up, you said you wanted to cheat on me with someone that I introduced you to. That is foul. angry
remember, if you take it serious with me, your Friend might find it serious too...

and she might start having the impression we are dating, remember she's still new heregrin

I checked her profile recently, dammmmm she's not looking bad khiaa, I wonder why I can't or will never see yourshuh

Am worried!

asking myself questions likes, is she big, tin, Slim,?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 7:57am On May 12, 2018
khiaa:
Don't try to sweeten it up, you said you wanted to cheat on me with someone that I introduced you to. That is foul. angry
Dammmm you know I can't sweeten anything up to you!

it just a game babygrin

you forgotten so soon, if I don't take care of you, who will?
FamilyRe: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Martin0(m): 7:53am On May 12, 2018
Dyt:
Na you sabi Lemme
see yougrin madam madamgrin I hail oo
RomanceRe: It's Happiness /peace!!! by Martin0(op): 7:52am On May 12, 2018
Twoclans:
Good morning ,Why do you want me to rest angry
I am beginning to look for your trouble, I thought they said you are a cool guy lipsrsealed
morning how was your night huh...?

you need to rest so you will look younger just like my mother, father, sister's, grandma and everyone in my family...

see I take my mother out for exercise every month ending, but she's lazy sha though I still insists, but whenever am not I don't feel like going to their place, I tell my sisters, not to allow her do anything that day...

so you need rest... or you wanna grow tired and lazy, soon your skin will start looking dried, and your face might start going rumpled too..

cool kwa, am hot and coolgrin I can't be just cool madam, chukwu ekwene ihe ojooor
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 7:45am On May 12, 2018
khiaa:
[]

You're cheating on mehuh
was just toiling with your emotions...grin

hey I felt, hmmmm kinda lonely sha, I have wondered why have always wanna be with youhuh

#thinking #

by the way how was work and precisely everything..?
FamilyRe: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Martin0(m): 7:32am On May 12, 2018
Dyt:
Yes o Willingly
Now don't gimme that look undecided undecided
yeah, willinglygrin and oh I remember again, givers never lack abi
FamilyRe: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Martin0(m): 7:31am On May 12, 2018
UyaiIncomparabl:
Aren't you tired of still searching, ehn?
I thought you'd have given up on this fruitless quest. You had better port to your village. You'll find loyal and submissive surrogates there. cool
Thank me later. You'll be glad you did, FannySwindler.
uyi uyi, for your mind oo, but abeg oo nor fill that face oo jus leav it like thatgrin
FamilyRe: I Need Me A Baby Mama by Martin0(m): 7:28am On May 12, 2018
Dyt:
You can also make a home too
This dude not asking for anything extraordinary
He just wants a match for his kind of person
blessed are those who give...
RomanceFor The Ladies, CHECK!!! by Martin0(op): 7:26am On May 12, 2018
*For the ladies, check yourself*
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*Do you ever wonders why does no guy find you attractive?*


_It sounds that you are strong and smart, but short-tempered and improper. There's nothing wrong with it, however, being like that make guys more reluctant to date you._


*Why?*
First of all, out of all women, I find these types to be the more attractive to men than average:


*1. The cute type*
They are usually shorter and smaller, big eyes and bright smile, and overall very cute face. People often mistake them to be younger than their actual age. Being around them make men feel the need to protect.


*2. The sexy type*
Real women have curves. And they don't feel the need to hide that curve. They know how to make themselves beautiful, how to flirt, how to talk dirty when they need to. Men lust after this type of women.


*3. The good girl type*
They know how to cook and how to take care of a house. They care about what other people feel. They don't usually criticize. They usually don't shout or lose temper. They love children and animals. Overall a wife-material kind of women. Any man who could marry a woman like this is considered very lucky by other men.

_There can never be too much cuteness, too much sexiness, or too much goodness_
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However, here are the things that can be too much for men:


*1. Women who are smarter than them*
Unlike women who usually find smart guys very attractive, a lot men find smarter women to be annoying. Very often, smarter women try to prove that they are smart, and show-off their intellect in ways that make the other person feel very stupid. Being with someone who always try to outsmart you is tiring. Of course no man would like to feel stupid.


*2. Women who are stronger than them*
They are strong enough to do everything on their own. They don't need emotional support. They don't even need physical support. They make their company feel unneeded. Of course no man would want to feel unneeded.


*3. Women who are too talkative*
They don't even care if their audiences are listening. They go on and on about sh*t that you don't even know and don't even care for. A talkative person is fun. But too talkative person make your ears bleed. Of course no men would want to have bleeding ears. (Oh gosh even I can't stand this type).
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*4. Women who are more mature than them*
They worry about the future while their boys are still out partying. They're planning the job, the wedding, the kids, the car, the house, while their boys are still caring about how to beat that opponent on XBOX. They talk exactly like mom or big sister. Of course no men would like to date their mom.


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Of course, for older men who are looking for marriage partner, then a smart, strong, talkative, and mature person is very appreciated. But too much of anything is never good. Overall, trying to outsmart people, showing that you're so strong that you don't need any help, talk too much, or act like their mom are usually a big no no for dating candidate.

Also, in general, no one like short-tempered and insensitive people. Sarcastic and funny at the wrong place aren't very appreciated either.
In case you fall into any category that is "too much" for men, then you either have to be


*VERY CUTE, or VERY SEXY, or VERY GOOD* so that men aren't so scared of you.

Or if you don't want to change anything then you can wait until someone fall in love with you deeply enough that they love you for the exact person you are. (Could be tomorrow, or could be a decade from now, who know?)



_If you can do something with your short-tempered and insensitiveness, talk less about political stuffs, stop showing off your smartness but let them feel for themselves, then probably guys will show up fast enough_

exclusively bae #
RomanceRe: It's Happiness /peace!!! by Martin0(op): 7:11am On May 12, 2018
Twoclans:
Which ladyfriend? You think I did not see the person you were having that discussion with angry

em na biacannn,

If I wanted to set you up I would have said 7am.i just pity you. tongue
yeah!i never believed you will set me up, I just say make i try shagrin

twoclans but honestly, I like how you remember things alot oo, this can go along way as men can't lie to you...

Anambra is in my blood, I love to make money
But nne try rest ee, don't you see how I do things, I take up one week just to rest... and na man I be oo
RomanceRe: It's Happiness /peace!!! by Martin0(op): 11:13pm On May 11, 2018
Twoclans:
You were at izuchukwu park by 7.28pm and you got to Benin around 10.36pm .as at 10.40pm you were still trekking home from the junction. lipsrsealed

The next thing now he will ask me the colour of the last condom he used tongue hia does condoms have colours nowgrin

exactly thanks for remembering this I told a lady friend here that my selfie with my friend was 7pm I guess that day or probably almost 7pm, Just some 2minutes before I boarded a bike ..

and she replied me the pic I took with my friend was in broad daylight, matter weak me oo as I nor get strength to talk much that why I call you...

maybe Gypsey will give a proper time frame of when I took the pics and then we seegrin




Amu nkita

onye aragrin

wanya obelae alagrin


By the way nice write up, Martin your write ups are good but you need to twerk it a little to enable more people read and appreciate it. I wish I had the time I could work on something with you.
go and face your business eee, you will never have time for your husband, always busy with money and hustle, don't you think you need a rest...
RomanceRe: It's Happiness /peace!!! by Martin0(op): 7:56pm On May 11, 2018
Gypsey please can you remember what could possibly be the time I boarded a bike to nkpor junctionhuh


Twoclans please can you imagine the time I left onitsha, remember the day I travelled to easthuh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 7:44pm On May 11, 2018
biacan:
I have the pictures ooooo shocked
sorry to say this, whenever you see Gypsey or don't worry I will ask him here when I see him
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 7:42pm On May 11, 2018
biacan:
I have the pictures ooooo shocked
i don't care, do you know better than me...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 5:35pm On May 11, 2018
biacan:
But that pics was being taken at the board day light smiley
chai your naivety is too much ..

so you know better than me now abi
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 5:19pm On May 11, 2018
biacan:
Resume work where ? I thought you've gone back to Togohuh
hia resume work na abi I still have to tell you where too

did I tell you I was going to Togo
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 5:18pm On May 11, 2018
hiawathia1981:
Questions regarding Nigerian culture
ummm OK, you are highly welcome
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 5:16pm On May 11, 2018
hiawathia1981:
Google. I had some questions and google led me here.
really, so like what questions did you ask...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 5:14pm On May 11, 2018
biacan:
So you're paying in kind undecided



You're one person I just wish stay close by cheesy cheesy I saw your pics with gysey cheesy he was so fat that he was looking like a low American gangster cheesy cheesy cheesy how have you been Martin smiley
in all I have been fine, Just decided to rest this week, maybe Sunday or probably Monday I will resume work.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Martin0(m): 5:13pm On May 11, 2018
biacan:
So you're paying in kind undecided


that na ur own palavagrin


You're one person I just wish stay close by cheesy cheesy I saw your pics with gysey cheesy he was so fat that he was looking like a low American gangster cheesy cheesy cheesy how have you been Martin smiley
oh that day was cool, alot of drinks, that pics was when I was going to the junction to take a bike down to onistsha down to Benin...

it was already 7pm by then I guess, because I arrived Benin I think 11pm
RomanceRe: Question Of The Day: How Do You Know You're In Love With Someone? by Martin0(m): 5:08pm On May 11, 2018
Twoclans:
Martin jealously will not kill you grin grin
Oya take your own kiss Make sure you go for confession tomorrow lipsrsealed
yeah I will, it already on my reminder

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